r/Pettyrevenge She Stole My Pen, So I Stole Her $250,000! 

rSlash YASSS!!

Ok

Yaaaaaaaay

hi

rSlash I worry you don’t get time to rest you work all week 😅

Ikr

My family had a similar rule. "If you eat candy in front of your siblings, you have to share" Funny thing is, I was the only one to ever buy candy, _WITH MY OWN CASH_

@@askgoverntale2298 I am so sorry. That sucks.

If you buy some thing with your own cash its LAW that its yours

@@lugamer_0771 My parent's counter argument: "Because I said so"

”We would get candy for good behavior” ”Our parents would *make* us share with our sister” Yeah. They're sucky parents who were definitely showing favoritism

It was only me and my sister at the time, so my parents nipped those kinds of shenanigans in the bud by buying *and distributing* any candy we got themselves. No complaints were entertained.

Only those who know the giving side of generosity oppose it. - ronald mcdonald

Because the parents didn't understand that generosity does not equate to pushover.

I feel like the candy stores especially the second one are abridged versions of atlas shrugged.

I would inhale it that or i would yeet it out the door so no one could have it

Ironic...

I only use cheap pens but I still don't like people taking them. So I put a few chew marks around the top. Nobody EVER touches my pens.

I am an outlier to that cap theory. Can't count how many times I have ruined pants because I put one in my pocket without thinking

ClokworkGremlin like democrats ideals, good intentions, catastrophic results

Where there's an innocent comment, there's an imbecile on the internet who will make it political.

my parents woulda said "if you wanted one, you shoulda gotten one." They generally would encourage sharing, but not to this point 本座坑神之神 there really was no reason to make this political

I wouldn't be able to conform this cause I'm an only child. People tell me I'm lucky but I kind of want a sibling.

@@jessereuss0716 siblings are the first people you have to learn to get along with, but later in life they're also the first people who you can depend in. My parents were good, and never enforced sharing rules like these.

Evil laughter!

He definitely got to clap some checks that night

@Ned Looker It would have been great if they left a note saying that in the purse. XD

@Ned Looker But legally, the Karen was wrong. Customers are the legal owners of items the instant they visibly accept the store's offer. Until they pay, they simply have a debt to the store, it doesn't affect ownership. Both Karen and OP actually committed theft.

Inky InkLuv every like this gets is another award to that husband. Your post that is

BRUH XD LOL

Step 1: unhinge jaw Step 2: eat

The family: *blue screen of death :(

This is too true

I just wish he didn’t have such a shit laugh

Flavius chill bro toxic much?

Flavius wish u had 1 subscriber but still nope

Slowpoki Lol

not to mention let one kid leech off their siblings and not get on their case for it

Their snobby sister was definitely proof how that didn't work. They saw and knew that daughter was abusing the system too. And did nothing to stop it.

It wasn’t the kids damn fault if somebody does that to you as an a adult I want to see you be happy

S T A L I N???

The parents favored that leech sibling and didn’t understand that to be generous isn’t synonymous with being a pushover

I wish he shows more puppy bloopers or just videos to add a little more.

@@kikiluna5473 Yeah

@@kikiluna5473 I keep asking for some r/aww.

Michael Jackson Hei hei sound effect.mp3

@@kikiluna5473 Just ask Yugo. It's up to him, not rSlash. 😅

The senator might have given him the pen so that might be the case?

some politicians understand the need to "get along" with their collaborators... they make their life easier, but they also can make their life hell and know almost everything about them... don't duck with a collaborator or a "stained dress" (example) may find it's way to an opponent or media office... also, being a politician doesn't always mean being a jerk...

"Well then the Senator will know i showed up without a pen" Senator would have instantly recognized that was her guys pen and by default, know she showed up without a pen anyway haha.

Well it's a 250000 dólar pen i asume it's pretty popular xd

And those pens are something you never want to throw away. Even when they run out of ink. You put them in a case and display it. If I owned a pen that expensive It will never see the inside of a trash can ever if I can help it.

i would have done the same thing with my desert.

Me too

I WOULD SHIT OVER THE QUEENS FACE TO GET IT AHHHHH! BALLSACK

Thankfully, my younger sisters/step brothers aren't that petty/entitled, and my parents have insane bs radar. But were I in that situation, I'd've done the same.

If OP is watching this, I would pay CASH MONEY for that recording

maggPi Prime ..... I was thinking the exact thing. That just teaches the kids to hate their sister because she’s never had to share in her entire life. The mother should’ve said if you don’t get anything to share with your brothers then they’re not required to share with you. All she taught was them to hate their beggar sister who was a tool... apparently into her adulthood.

@@jwkittles ...I... totally read OP as a girl. But yes, exactly. Agreed.

maggPi Prime..... you might be right. I didn’t give it too much thought actually. LOL!

@@jwkittles OP for that story is a guy. He describes an older and a younger brother, and later on says that the sister would take candy from 'the three brothers'.

@bis225 +1 Great comment. Subbed

Also bad and stupid of her parents to enable it - it's the sort of thing that can hurt their relationship when they're adults.

Such a leech. Think about the parents enabling that behaviour. It won't get better with age!

I agree. She seams like an entitled person

Worse is, since she didn't get her own cake, the others can't ask to try hers! My family gets what they want and either offers to share or asks to try. EVERYONE should get a chance to try something to help enrich everyone's experience!

Exactly, I’ll offer to buy something but like cmon sharing food is not something I find appealing

The best part of that wasn't even the chomp.. it was the "Did you do that just so I wouldn't get any?" Then stuffed cheeks and all he turns and says Yup.. lol

```Chomp```

@@Corathor mostly right, yeah, and normally I wouldn't even correct it, but to me, the image is even funnier because he couldn't even speak around it, he just had to nod with those huge chipmunk cheeks 😂

yes

What got me was no one reacting to the brat sister's announcement that she'd just take a bite of everyone else's. Idiots.

mmmm and crunchy

mmmm animal abuse

@@crocsaretasty4613 mmmm boomer

@@lisgoldqn mmmmm zoomer

@SARA DAVISON mmmmm mmmmmm

Hock a Lougie into it for good measure.

My bro did this

Yea and then it's ur own spit so it isn't as grows for u too

I was thinking more along a small sneeze in its direction.

Plot twist it was a diamond Gucci pen

Sarah Cerar nani

Who the fuck would pay for a 250,000$ pen. That to me has to be the most retarded purchases I have ever heard of. A FUCKING PEN. I can buy 250,000 pens for that price and get more use out of all of those pens.

@@tristangreen3286 it's a joke, the pen isn't worth $250,000. The grant the lady was planning to ask the senator for was $250,000 and she lost it for calling the Asian guy a racial slur and not returning his pen.

For all of those wondering, the pen appears to be a Sierra Lapis pen, which is around 70 dollars.

But...did you sparkle after that or did you replace the product? ...or do you shimmer on special occasions?

Why would your brother even use teenage girl stuff? I understand he might use it if the general shampoo runs out. But using the special shampoo EVERY SINGLE TIME?

You shouldnt have gotten into trouble. He should have. You went out of your way to buy expensive things you needed and wanted.. and he leeched off after being told no. Should have emptied it out and put cheap stuff in the fancy bottle with dye in it.

Should have put dye In it 😂

@@warren5037 Especially since using teenage girl stuff would make him smell far too pretty to be taken seriously.

I was so waiting for that

honestly thought that was how it was gonna end lol

is your first language not english no offense though

@jacktheripped maybe he is asking for a friend like him

Your pfp is adorable

Glad it was a whole man. A partial man can barely have a career at all.

Same here. I had a younger sister who would do the same thing except she'd eat all of whatever she had, *then* demand the rest of us also give her ours. She always got her way. We haven't spoken in 17 yrs. Not because of the candy thing specifically , that was just one of the many annoyances in her arsenal. Her favorite was rolling over next to me & wetting the bed we shared then rolling back onto her dry side every single night. Any retaliation on my part ended with severe punishment so I decided fk it, & every time she would do this for the next 3 nights I'd set both my feet in her back and mule kick her off the bed. Mom finally got us separate beds on day 4 after I'd kicked her so hard off the bed she smacked her head hard on her dresser. I still call it a win.

She stole my cast, so I stole her B O N E S

She stole my toes, so I stole her *b o n e s*

Elian Camacho you tried too hard. Your burn was trash

@@Tektabyte r/thingsthatneverhappened

That would be nuclear, not petty!

OP: stands on the table, pulls down their pants and pees all over the dessert while yelling, "how about now? So you want a bite now?"

Karen stole that too. Don't worry though, cause this time the price in court is 420,000!

this is arguably even worse

@@badliar2621 Wow, what an idea. Why didn't I think of that?

@@badliar2621 r/wooosh

@@badliar2621 You really need to keep up with memes.

You*

@@yizao9289 that was no mere mistake

Wow u rich or something?

Random Human no

@@skullcandy3935 I'm talking about your membership thingie btw

Random Human oh. Yeah I love r/slash. And it’s only 5 bucks a month, so I wanna support him if I’m able to. But I’m trying to figure if I wanna continue support him on RU-vid or patreon, cause I can’t do both

@@skullcandy3935 Ah yes, because if he isn't payed he'll delete his channel and stop uploading until he gets money, use money on important stuff, this person isn't gonna donate your money your charity, he can get a job if he wants money

But did you get the pen back?

@@Parchisi2004 yep! Kept it till my parents puppy chewed it up.

Yay and Oof! R.I.P. pen. Yee served Erika well.

maybe its because im from good ole southern texas, but i was not aware that Erica was a more common spelling then Erika. i had like 5 of them in a single period once.

@@megasora4 Erica is the more common spelling here in the USA. When people see my spelling they know I'm of German or Polish descent; I'm of both. My State is so flipping weird.

ok edgelord

Same

Same nere trixie

same

I did that to all of my siblings. I was the youngest so they thought they could steal from me with impunity. Our parents approved of my methods.

thedarkness111 that means he was usually on good behavior

That pen was probably the coolest thing I have ever seen

@jacktheripped how

To bad the pen itself looks ugly, but yeah Lapis Lazuli is a very gorgeous stone to make into a pen

Bielcrippa the way he worded it to me seemed like the 1/4 mill was the deal she lost not the pens worth monetarily

Probably fake it’s on Etsy

HELP LEMME GO ! Very good point tbh

Worth doesn't directly correlate to price. My 20 dollar Cavalier pen is worth a lot more to me than others that are more expensive. Well built, and lasted me over 5 years now.

@@Karuiko Exactly. Items can have sentiment too and when you've had it for a long enough time, it means more to you.

Cheese cake

ThatsReallyKool !!! That did mess with me

So?

I like

@@KingOfIemons and I thank

And a r/nobodyasked

Don't forget to like

@@ososlocos this is amazing

Phase 5 - the random comments I call, The Disregarded Mudwing comments of the internet

Slap my ass and call me the 1920's, cause I'm in a great depression!

Error 404 you mean the 30s?

@@ExElliexE *No, I meant the great depression of the 1920's, while the great depression of the 1930's did happen, it was not the one I was referring to.*

Error 404 okay, but why choose a lesser-known two-year depression instead of the more infamous 10-year depression immediately after it? I’m also pretty sure “great” was a descriptor specifically given to the depression of the 30s as it was so much longer

Name checks out

Spit on it and lick it real good while they're watching.

there was a saying that old hatreds die hard.. i'd do that too in heartbeat sun tzu says the opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself

@@theeinertia4106 😶 huh?

THE BIG BLACK GUN what

Tell your mom to grow up. Lol

Being forced to share is so annoying. My older sister and I each got bikes for Christmas when we were kids. And at some point my sister's bike ended up becoming unusable. So my mom said that I had to let my sister use my bike, and that we'd take turns using it. But my sister rode my bike ALL THE TIME! Every chance she got, all day! And when I would ask when it was my turn to ride MY bike, she told me I'd have it 'later'. About a year and a half goes by, and I haven't ridden my bike at all in that time. My sister was gone somewhere for the day, so I decide to take my chance to finally ride my bike again, after so long. And that's when I realized, I OUTGREW the bike. I had had a growth spurt and the bike was now too small for me, but of course still the perfect size for my sister. UGH! We're both in our twenties now, and I still like to remind her about how she owes me for stealing my bike, lol.

make her pay for it. (:

Your mother sounds very immature.

@@ZeakaXorrFitchus Resenting something so trivial with a sibling can hurt you more in the long run. You were both kids, kids do shit like that sometimes. You said you're both in your twenties now. Maybe its time to grow up and forgive your sister. Why are you holding on to anger when the object of that anger, the bike, is gone?

KingdomKyle TV yes

No one takes my scarf

You: did.... di-..... did you just say “steals scarf?”

That was my first thought

I’m going to guess this was before it said 250000

@@avalti9483 Yes 😂

XD

jacktheripped lol

I miss The Powerpuff Girls. The original one, not the new, shitty one. lol Mojo Jojo is the best villain of all time and Miss Bellum was a childhood crush of mine, even though I never saw her face. lol

Hey at least they didn't damage it. Mine isn't in the hundreds dollar range, but one time a teacher got so pissed off at another student that he stole my pen, aggressively posted it to where he broke the capping mechanism, and slammed it in front of the pen less student to where ink splattered everywhere.

absolute shite comment not original and very overused

Can this guy get laid? Welcome to RU-vid

@@bodaciousdoggo8971 gotta expect that but it is what it is

@@BigCobra191 I found it fucking hilarious.