r/Pettyrevenge Karen Wanted my Parking Space 

“OP, sound like your really pissed her off” - rSLASH gold lol

The story of the girl getting sick on the old lady’s shoes reminded me of a story my mom tells. My mom would get horrible morning sickness when she was pregnant with my brothers and me. It just never stopped. My poor mom ( an RN) had to go to work at a hospital, when even the thought of food would have her running to the closest trash can. So on to the story. My mom was 3 months pregnant with my little brother, she wasn’t showing yet. She had just pick up my old brother (3 at the time), and me ( just under a year) from day care and was heading home. She had morning sickness really bad that day, and had already pulled over a couple of time to be sick on the side of the road. So she was speeding to get home, and a cop pulls her over. He walks up to her door and said “ why are you speeding Miss?” My mom answered , “ I’m sorry officer, I’m pregnant and I’m have really bad morning sickness, and just want to get home.” The cop looks in the back set at little me, asleep in my car set. He must of decided there was no way my mom could be pregnant, when she all ready had a baby in the back set. “ morning sickness? It’s 5 a clock in the afternoon... License and registration.” He said kind of rudely. “ sir, it’s call morning sickness, because it starts in the morning and never stops.” My mom said weakly. “ right miss... License and registration please.” The cop said not believing her. “ one second sir.” My mom opens the door and throws up right on the cop’s shoes. The cop was shocked. He waved my mom off with a “ you have a nice night miss, and drive safely.” But it’s not over yet~ Months later, then my mom was around 8 months pregnant and really showing. She was speeding to work with my brother and me in the back set again. And wouldn’t you know it the same cop pulls her over. Again, he asks why she was speeding. Just as my mom was going to answer she had a Hicks contraction. She gasped and put her hands on her belly. “ sorry officer, I just had a contraction.” “ where are you had miss?” The cop sounded nervous at this point. “ I’m headed to the hospital sir.” My mom said, which was true. She was heading to work at the hospital. “Drive safely miss,” The cop said and waved her off. We like to joke that my little brother got our mom out of 2 speeding tickets before he was even born.

IL: "You're pissing in the parking lot!" OP: "I'm just putting my belt I just bought!" IL: *"I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that."*

There was one time many years ago I was loading groceries in my car when someone was waiting for my spot. After a couple minutes they honked at me to "hurry up". Since I didn't have any cold items I sat in my car, adjusted the mirror, cranked up, waited a moment, then "remembered" I still need to get a few more things. Got out and started walking back inside. The guy driving squealed his tires and sped off looking for another spot. I watched him from the store, and as soon as I saw him park and start getting out, I went back to my car and left

"Took a straw and sucked all the jelly out of the doughnut" had me busting a gut laughing. Almost fell off my chair with "and refilled it with mustard".

I just wanted to say that rSlash has given me the ultimate petty revenge for my brother who hates your voice. I personally love your voice and love to play it max volume to annoy him. He’s just really manipulative and hates when things aren’t done his way. Thank you so much

Ugh I had someone yell at me for "taking their parking spot." Apparently they had signaled that it was their spot before driving around the block? Like you can't do that- no one's gonna know if you called dibs if you abandon the spot.

To the OP of the cancer survivor story, you did the right thing... glad you’re cancer free now 👍

I like how petty revenge stories almost always involve a Karen or an entitled kid/parent

"I'll even sit in the splatter zone for that kind of performance." I lost it. 🤣 I love your petty revenge stories! 👍 More please! 😁

I pissed off a cop going exactly the speed limit in my home town where they’ll nab you for going the tiniest bit over. He tailgated me until there was a dotted line and screeched around me. Felt terrifying yet satisfying.

"I never believed in the holier than thou vegan before" Oh you poor, sweet summer child.

Second story: "I'm an attorney' Me: In the Petty Revenge sub? Oh this is gonna be good.

I have lupus. Some days I can’t get out of bed. And it’s so stupid when some people tell me to move when I can’t. I am young and have my kid with me. When my son was a newborn a woman had a screaming fit because she insisted that no one disabled could have a newborn. And that if I was strong enough to have a baby I was strong enough to get out of the seat. I was riding a specialty bus for the disabled and elderly. They had just stowed my wheelchair in the back of the bus because they can’t secure it in these old busses and I can walk a few steps some days and more others but I get tired and I need all the energy for my kids. So she didn’t see my chair. Thank god the driver is A family friend. He stopped the bus and insisted that she needed to get off he was going to charge her for her full trip and put a mark down that if she acted like this again she wouldn’t be allowed to ride! The only persons who can ride the bus are disabled and seniors with a special pass from the dr! How did she think I got on the bus!?! I was sitting in the front seat because I couldn’t walk farther with a 40 lb baby seat and my 20lb baby and the front seat of the bus had a seat that actually converted into one that was safe for a child 2 and up, but when he was younger that front seat had a special conversion that is the one an infant car seat can lock into place so there was literally no where else I could sit on the bus except that one front seat. A handful always gave us looks and said stuff to the point when my son was 6 year old he refused to ride anymore because he said he was scared of the mean old ladies. Yea old boomer Karen’s scared my little kid off a bus because he sat in a front seat of the bus because it was made with a specialty seatbelt for children his age to keep him safe in a car crash. I love this bus company I think they’re amazing and the fact that they were willing to buy a bus like this when they were buying new buses is incredible and it makes accessibility far easier for families. But you can’t fix stupid

"thats even beter than getting a free doughnut" is it tho? i mean i would like a doughnut

Moral of the Story Kiddies: Good karma loves boys and girls who share, bad karma hates those who are greedy. If you do not want your box of doughnuts to end up accidentally in the garbage, always remember to share. Believe me, Doughnuts tastes even better that way.

The only problem I have with slow drivers is that for some crazy reason they love to drive in the fast lane, while another car is driving right next to them in the slow lane, and will make absolutely no effort to adjust themselves so people who are actually trying to go the speed limit or more are stuck behind a moving blockadge. Now THAT is something that pisses me off, if you're gonna drive slow, do it in the appropriate lane and stop ruining everyone else's commute just because you think you're entitled to drive wherever you want and intentionally hold up traffic. The amount of times I've seen an absolute 'trains length' of cars stuck behind 2 assholes on the highway blows my mind.

I prefer the sensor beeps over the complete word changes. "Hugging passionately" can stay in your videos though, it's hilarious

When the wife was accused of reckless driving and bine aggressive she should of hit him with an uno revers card

Rslash: *Uploads* Me: *Fastest Click in the West*

What if you wanted to go to heaven But Karen said :"Excuse me!"

"Cockweaseltry" and "hosebeasts" - euphemisms I will henceforth be stealing.

Rslash should be renamed as the "Karen-busters"

Rslash: you must have really pissed him off Me: oh boy, urine trouble now

Thank you for the post including blood donation. I spent some time in the hospital in February for a yet undiagnosed problem and while I was there, received 5 units of blood, I appreciate everyone who has donated. I am being worked up by hematology and oncology and hopefully will have answers sooner than later. Thanks to all who donate and best wishes to all who receive them💜

I was at the "I wasn't- " and then a ad popped up, then it sounded like.... "I wasn't- Ad: YOUR NOT A DISH YOUR A MAN! Edit: God I posted this comment 4 hours ago and so many likes popped up. I'm speechless...

I can almost guarantee you that vegan woman posted about her "ordeal" on social media then secretly ate the food.

1:14 "Then the stand off begin" Me: *Puts wild west music* Op and Ep stand off

EK: You Don’t look sick! OP: I am sick, I’ve been home all day playing Splatoon, look: *pukes oh her shoes*

9:49 this is the only time where throwing up is *CONSIDERED* satisfying.

This mans search history must be so interesting for his thumbnails.

Im excited for when rslash finally meets a Karen and uses his pro revenge powers of redit to ruin their year

This is gonna be a good one

hi rslash, immediatly clicked on the vid. Thx for making such entertaining vids. :)

I love the voice, the narration, the choice of stories, the comments and the chuckles of the man who reads the stories. Good job sir👏👏👍❤️

This sure makes me a bad person. Put seeing this just gives me a great boost of energy and motivation

My stuff KAREN: Hippity Hoppity I don't care if it's your property

10:00 been donating blood for 3yrs now (and know it's lifesaving), but it was really neat to hear how it feels to get a donation. Makes me even more determined to donate!

You have like the perfect voice for a podcast, calming and clear. You should start one

Bless the person who had just had chemo and vomited. Here’s to your further recovery and future health hun.

One time when i worked at [redacted] a Karen came in was being suuuuper vicious to me :/ just mean for no reason and speaking to me in a very derogatory manner (i was 16 this was my 2nd job but i knew what i was doing) and finally she asked me to pour her a glass of wine (pinot if i remember right) i told her "im sorry ma'am im actually too young to do that let me grab one of my older coworkers!" but she stopped me and said "you seriously don't know how to pour a drink?" Each word dripping with Karen venom so i said "sorry I'll just pour it myself you're right!" So i went to the back and poured it into a dirty wine glass before serving it to her with my best customer service smile

The thumbnail be like: aM i OveR The lINe

Erin seeing the chicken fried rice: That's not vegan!!!

I've known two vegetarians. And BOTH of them, on VERY firm advice from their doctors, were told that they had to eat at least one or two MEAT meals a week. It seems that there are certain enzymes that the human body needs for healing and recovery that can only be found in meat. I know for myself, as I have a chronic condition, that I MUST eat meat, fruits and veg all the time, in order to be sure I heal and recover. When I was first learning to deal with the attacks of cellulitis, my home care nurses explained that my body had to deal with the infections, healing the wounds, AND deal with the after effects of having to take several kinds of antibiotics all at once. So I HAD to keep eating quality protein, fruit and veg just to support my immune system and heal the wounds. There was no being vegan or vegetarian allowed. I know that we all have to watch our fat intake, and that cows are hard on the environment, and that industrially grown pigs and fowl have unspeakably horrific lives. But there are places that are being more ethical about how they manage their factories, and as I said, I have no choice about how I eat. So I am staying omnivore.

Always thank your bus driver and don't forget to give blood~

In the first post, didnt the Karen say, "DID YOU JUST PISS IN THE PARKING LOT," then why did she want to park in it still?

OP: "I pissed in the parking lot?" IL: "YES YOU DID!!" OP: "OK; get out and show me the puddle." IL: [Engages lemon sucking CBF] On a lighter note; here's what I do to parking lot idiots wanting a space. Pick a big shopping day; my favorite, Black Friday. Since I hate big pushy crowds, I don't go in to shop. I happily stand outside doing nothing. When the mood is right I start walking up the row as if I'm walking to my car. When I know there's someone slyly crawling behind me planning to get my spot; I slow down, take my time, look around then as if I lost something, and walk back to the store entrance. If played well, the driver will stomp on the gas and angrily speed pass me. The wife's inside shopping, so I get to do this for HOURS.

i'm glad there's compilations of stories like these. it gets the creative mind going

In my opinion, the "lady" on the last story is the kind of person that, when alone, eats bucks loaded to the brim with fried chicken... and a diet coke.

I've been waiting for this( watch someone say that this was an amazing video in like a minute)

I'm sorry, but I'm going to try and liking each video. I usually don't because I keep them on autoplay while I work or lay around doing nothing or trying to relax enough for sleep, but you are by far my favorite reddit reader. Love your videos and always look forward to a new one. I promise to start liking them when I can.

I literally lost it with the donut /mustard & the donut box going n the garbage. 😂😂😂😂😂😂some of these revenges r sooo hilarious.

"Who the hell pisses in the middle of a parking lot?" It's Walmart, people crap in the middle of the store

Hey r slash I love your videos and when every am having a bad day it turn on your video and I instantly feel better. You are amazing and keep do what your doing ❤❤❤❤

That mustard doughnut is gloriously petty

I just want to say its great the guy from the bus story is now cancer free and the joy from it is with me because my dad got word last week that he has been cancer free for 10 years and never has to step foot in that office again

3 views and 34 likes! Keep breaking algorithms, mate! As always, thank you for the great bedtime stories every night and much love from Aussieland m8 «3

We should have a Yugo/ rslash special where Yugo reacts to entitled parents.

So for five years this guy stalked this guy to mess with him on his commute home.......... Good job

To rSlash;; of all the reddit family, you are my fav. I love Hugo also. You bring humor and warmth to your stories. Thank you.

You should really add those *ba dum tss* sound effects just to add to the humor when you make those jokes/puns xD

I would of filled that donut with mayonnaise. It isn’t evil it’s insane and my sanity went out the window some time ago.

Subredits be like: Karens, Karens everywhere

Whenever I read anything on reddit, your voice instantly comes up on my head xD

Never been this Early and I’m excited for the stories 😈

"diffyqgirl" .*has flashbacks to differential equations* no, not calculus. please no more.

8:09 A salute for our fallen donut comrades. Press F to pay respects. They didn't deserve to be wasted. They deserved to be eaten, and enjoyed.

That “angry shrew” took the mix up back to the restaurant and harassed the staff, definitely. At least they didn’t have to remake both things 🤷🏽‍♀️

I've been the victim of more than a few holier-than-thou vegans in the past.

I demand that you make the videos longer. Like an hr or two longer. 10 mins is not enough. 😁

#2: I had a similar experience at my last job. I was responsible for ordering all the security hardware for a large hospital (Card Access readers, CCTV cameras, Magnetic locks, etc...) I would generate the requisition and email it to my boss for approval, then he was supposed to email it to his boss for approval, who would then send it to Purchasing to generate the Purchase Order. I wasn't allowed to keep inventory on hand. They were sticklers for "Just In Time Delivery." Well since my boss would sit on the req for 3 weeks before sending it to his boss, we would be running out of supplies. Then his boss would sit on it another 3 weeks before either deleting it or FINALLY sending it to Purchasing. Meanwhile, I have no spare parts. Then they would yell at me for not having equipment. The one with DICKLAW driver: The commenter's father may be right...I too think there are people PAID to drive slowly. 40MPH in the left and center lanes on a 65MPH highway.

I wasn’t sick but pregnant and a lady used to come into the convince store I worked at who wore Channel no.5....reeked of it...smoked in her car then put it on so she didn’t smell...when you are pregnant some smells and other things make your tummy not so happy. I asked her nicely to stop doing that because A . I get migraines from hell from the smell of that perfume and B. It turns my stomach and I’m going to puke on the counter if she keeps it up...she laughed and said yeah sure hun. Next day she came in smelling horrible and I did it, I barfed on the counter, her purse, keys, sunglasses wallet....all of it and all my boss said was “well she did warn you, you didn’t listen . Maybe now you will “ 🤷🏻‍♀️

So does anybody know what the thumbnail is from I'm pretty sure it's from the first police academy 🙂 or something close to it

The only thing I want to know is... HOW the hell in the thumbnail that the car in sideway fit between the car parking space? Like wtf tho tbh

Perfectly timed with my morning Tea... Thank you very much

RSLASH:Thats even better than getting a free donut Me:theres nothing better than getting a free donut

We miss the dog bloopers man bring them back :(

Eat your cereal

I watch your videos like clockwork everyday, my day hasn’t started till i watched a RSlash video

Both donut stories were great! Hahaha 😂🤣

Hey 55 seconds and im here

not first

I love ur channel and these stories !

My grandfather encounter a Karen in a parking lot, she was complaining that my grandfather couldn’t park his motorhome in this one spot, even though she wanted to park in an RV spot, which wasn’t allowed.

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rslash PLEASE do more petty revenge!! I **LOVE** this sub!!

I hope that lawyer's son told him about that post to not only confirm there *was* a conspiracy, but also so the Dbag could find out why it had happened to him.

Ligit refreshing until I see u posted lol, u post at 6 am where I am everyday. I ligit am obsessed with these videos! THANK U RSLASH!!! ANNND IF YOU DON’T LIKE THIS COMMENT IM CALLING YOU.MANAGER. (😂😂❤️)

That Walfart parking lot Karen sounds as crazy as Lois from Malcolm in the middle during "The parking lot duel" oh, and the song "Its a marshmallow world" just makes it utterly hysterical.

Wow, Lady couldn't find another space at Walmart? But the lots are so big? The only time I've ever seen them close to full is on Christmas Eve...

yeh this stuff makes me giggle, specially with those rSlash "bad" word jokes (they're great).

The contest between Karen and OP in "Petty Revenge Karen Wanted My Parking Space" sounds like a pissing contest to me.

"Asshole Olympics" gave me an image of something that definitely wasn't a contest of people being rude...

I’m excited for this daily dose of rSlash

Karen: You pissed on this spot! Me *Actually Piss* after she said that 👌 Gtfo my spot

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Damn a mustard filled donut 🍩

imagine if OP ordered the same food as that Karen but with meat instead and then meet again and OP says to Karen "how was your non-vegetarian food? KAREN" I think the look on her face would be priceless.

GREAT first story! 👏👏👏

I love hearing him say b*tch the bleep makes it even better

For that last story. I would have gave the staff a heads up that the lady took my food, so I will be taking hers and am happy with it, but just to be ready for her to come back, in case she does come back.