r/Prorevenge He Screwed My Girlfriend, So I Got Him Arrested 

*"Dad still gets his weekly steak and beer"* The true winner of the story, without the revenge part, is the father.

Person:"I screwed your girl" Him:"Jokes on you,I screwed your life" Person:"Wait wha-"

“Karan wasn’t working” Rslash: not surprised. Me: not surprised.

I was so anxious that Dad would get screwed out of his steak and beer. Sighed in relief at the end of the story.

*Jake:* “I’m gonna steal your girl.” *OP:* “I’m gonna steal your freedom.” *Also OP:* “oh, and thanks for the wonderful wife you left me.”

Him touching her food is probably how she got sick. Gross.

I was hoping op and Jill would end up together at the end. Glad they both found happiness

I guess in the end, his friend ended up screwing himself! _Laughing intensifies_

Jake: I Screwed your Girl OP: I Screwed Your Life OPS DAD: Its free R̶e̶a̶l̶ ̶e̶s̶t̶a̶t̶e̶ Steak And Beer 🍺

She protecc she attacc but most of all... SHE FIND WHO TAKE SNACC

"not for my baby, for my snack horde" priorities right there 😂

"They hired you to clean the house, not clean house. " I thought that the same time you said it! 🤣🤣

Having a girlfriend named Karen. Now that ladies and gentlemen is rough.

Nothing annoys me more than cheaters complaining how their partners are “never around” as a reason for their cheating when they got caught...pathetic. I’m so glad op ended up marrying Jill she seems like such a focused and hard working woman...

The WORST thing is food theives when you have a restricted diet. The amount of times my sister will use food I’ve brought for myself them she will have the nerve to complain it didn’t taste nice enough for her. Or when I thought I’d treat myself to this brownie box with cost £15 but they were delivered to your house and handmade for 8. Which was understandable. Let’s remember I’m so deprived from sweet chocolately things. And my sister can eat ANYTHING she wants. She ate half of them and keeps asking me when I’m gonna but some more. She’s a 20 year old woman with a full time job. I’m a part time student and have a part time job. I can’t afford to constantly buy things for her and me to use. This isn’t limited to just food. Makeup. Skincare. Hair products. She’ll use them. Break them and then tell you she didn’t like it anyway.

You DO NOT steal a breast feeding mommas food, I also pump at work, had my lunch stolen twice I was livid

*listening to last story* R/: “Karen never helped”. “Jake would stay for 20 minutes then leave and say “I have to make a sale”. Me: He’s sleeping with Karen *a few minutes later* R/:”I walk in to see Karen doing the reverse cowboy-“. “I KNEW IT!!”

That last guy dodged a full dreadnaught broadside! If he hadn't caught his roommate and girlfriend at it, he would have been stuck with 18 to 20 years of paying for a kid who was not his.

I love how OP reminded us that after 10 years his dad still got his weekly steak and beer 😂

Him: "I screwed your girl, what'chu gonna do about it?" OP: "What am I gonna do? A pro gamer move." Him: "Wait, what are yo-"

Rslash: finds out that there where cameras Also Rslash: I NEEEEEED IT

OP: (mentions having recorded footage) Rslash: I'll take your entire stock!

"...... Karen wasnt working" Rslash: not surprised. Me: 🤣

Dude that last story, its basically like this :My girlfriend at the time Karen was a lazy bum and I found out she was sleeping with my friend and roommate who already had a gf, so I broke up with her found out Jake was a drug dealer so I left and told the cops, about a year later i start dating Jake's former gf who is now my wife and mother of my two kids

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R/: “Karen wasn’t working.” ....Not surprised. Me: Did you actually think a Karen *would* work?!

Nobody: Absolutely nobody: Not a ducking soul: rSlash: _passionate hugging_

Starts watching my Bluetooth headphones *LOW BATTERY * scared the shit out of me

"I live with my GF Karen..." me: like 'That' kind of Karen?

Who knew Jill and OP would end up together? Good on them. Y'all hustle and live your best life.

Last Story; This wasn't pro revenge, it was NUCLEAR. Get the man arrested and got with his ex.

UM EXCUSE ME RSLASH I HAVEN'T RECEIVED PAYMENT FOR MY TIME SPENT WATCHING YOUR VIDEOS YET 😡 i would hate to have to sue you because I do like your channel 😏 I assume this is a misstake so i demand double for my time wasted now send me at least £5000 a video more would be appreciated. DONT MAKE ME TALK TO YOUR RU-vid MANAGER

I like how the first comment didnt even care about 1st but just said "Gay" 😂

When the person talks about their allergy and food being twice as expensive, yup that's a gluten allergy. I can relate to that on a personal level as I have it

I love how the Dad made out like a freaking bandit in the story. Being generous we'll say a steak dinner and a beer is $22 for a regular customer. Kind of low but the price on steak can vary a lot. This man has been going there once a week for 10 years. That's something like $11,400 he's been paid. Does anyone know how much it would cost to rewire a motel like that? I'm interested to know how the prices compare.

Who else was expecting the last story to be: “Girlfriend cheated on me with close friend, I had him arrested and ghosted her!” ?

Sound like op's dad got the best outcome: free steak and beer every week, for over 10 years.

The end of that last story was so wholesome. Made me happy. I love it when good things end up happening to good people and assholes get what they deserve.

That last one made me crack open the most bear-trap grin I've ever cracked in my lifetime. As soon as Jill was introduced, I knew she'd either burn the OP to ashes or bring him back to life, and boy am I glad it was the later one. Dad still getting his steak and beer is like a gravy on mashed taters. One of the most beautiful stories I've seen in r/.

Imagine having such an awesome hard working girlfriend and becomming a drug dealer, cheating on her with some lazy karen and ruining your life. Jake could have had at least three successful bussinesses if he were honest and hard working like OP.

Awww what a beautiful, twisted love story. I’m so glad OP and Jill found both love AND partnership together.

Last time I was this early, we were still calling the channel Arselash.

Karen actually preferred OP's bed, just not with him in it.

There's the office snack thief, and then there's a janitor who doesn't give 3 craps about anyone but himself!

The "Solitary Cookie" had me bursting out in laughter

That last story sounded a lot like one you posted a few months back. Mayor diference was that jake didnt live there but was his best friend and when op came from a trip saw the car parked in the back street and saw his wife and friend doing it though the window. Also the similitude was that he put drugs in his car mentioning the spare tire and all. Weird too damn similar.

Your voice is perfect for reading these and the way you censor while reading is literally the best. "Passionate hugging" killed me.

In the 2nd story, OP should’ve put some jalapeño or something that makes the thief scream and try to blame OP, unbeknownst that he was caught

Last story was the best "No u" relationship i ever seen.

The snack thief story reminds me of this day I was in fourth grade and for some reason some students from class ate lunch in the classroom. Unknown to me (until I got back into class) someone (or more than one I'm not sure) dumped their trash into my desk and smeared ketchup all over the top. All this I got blamed for and my protests were ignored. I was made to clean it up and they were never punished for it and I never actually found out who did it.

My favourite stories are by far the ones where everything gets resolved and then OP is like: ‘that was 5 years ago and we are now married for 1 year and have 2 kids’

When his dad eventually dies, on the grave it will say: "R ya winnin, son?" His son will remember all he's gone through, with Jake, Karen and Jill and then say: "With a father like you, who raised me to have ideas that will certainly grant me happiness and end a cheaters life, I was always winning, dad. He says as his eyes tear and his wife and kids come to salute the grave. Amen.

Never was this early but then again the hour changed either way horray for a new vid

I feel bad for the baby born from the cheating pair in the last story. Cheaters, a drug dealer, running away from the law...I hope they at least tried to do well by their kid despite everything.

The real winner is the dad with the steak dinner and beer guess he fixed up more then a restaurant.

The snack thief got me legit angry, I also have food allergies. Not only are safe snacks expensive, he also could have made her sick with cross contamination. You could probably make a case for endangering your life, food allergies can be scary. (pardon my grammar)

"My girlfriend Karen" Me: *oh no. OH NO NO NO*

The dad protecc... The dad attacc... But most importantly... The dad got his steak and beer bacc.

I'd like to think Karen would use the excuse of "You're not manly enough" or "At least your friend is successful" and once her druggie baby daddy goes on the run and word spreads about how successful OP is with Jill, Karen is just gonna come crawling back

Debt is hard and drives people to do crazy things in desperation but yeah, she was still in the wrong even though I feel kinda bad for them.

That deadpan "not surprised" at 11:29 got me good.

I have a question and I hope you or someone else can respond to. I've been watching your videos for a few months already and in Reddit post were OP's have evidence of their revenge or whatever you ask them to send them to you and you'll pay them. Has anybody emailed you with the videos? Have you posted them in another channel I don't know? I really love and appreciate your content. Keep it up.

".. not surprised.." You made my day.

The food thief's victim should've sweetened her revenge with a package of Haribo sugar free gummy bears. Y'know, the ones that double as a powerful laxative? Mwa ha ha!

I love that you upload in the morning for me (central us) so while I’m getting ready in the morning I get a little notification of your new video and I watch it while finishing getting ready! You are now part of my morning routine. Lol

17:00 The fact that he busted a drug ring, at least partially, essentially built a place from the ground up, found a better partner and basically co owns a motel/bar/whatever it is, IS AMAZING AND REDDITWORTHY

"Clean THE house. Not clean house." 😂👌

That last story was perfect. What could be better than just living your life and finding happiness without ever giving those that wronged you another thought? The best revenge is a life well lived.

RIP my sleep schedule. Thanks daylight savings 😢

the snack thief one should have bought the sugar free haribo gummy bears

The best part of waking up, there's rslash in your cup. Watching these videos has been a part of daily routine. Edit: and I just loved that last story. Pro-revenge with a cute ending

That last one was messed up to find out they've been cheating but to walk in on it and find them like that is more messed up, Dude is a Coward to run out like that, But good on that guy for his revenge.

Me: trying to sleep Rslash: I don’t care watch my video Me: ok Ralash I will watch your video 😔😔😔😴😴😴

Man I would have bought some sugar free gummy bears for the candy thief.

Wow.... I’m new to this channel... These stories are insane, but very satisfying....

an easy snack thief remedy is leaving a bowl mixed with m&m's and skittles. lol

I’ve watched every video you’ve made and everyday I try to watch the new one as fast I can thank you for making my day every time

"I live with my girlfriend, Karen." Oof.

What happened to puppy bloopers. Is yugo OK???

in the last story i can imagin this as a bar fight and the dad is just eating and drinking without a care in the world.

The best thing is that dad still eats his weekly steak and beer

Dang I feel guilty just looking at the snacks teachers keep in the classroom for their kids, when I'm hungry

Op: not for the baby, for the snack hoard Me: and the difference?

God I think I laugh harder during your ad libbing than anything left🤣🤣🤣🤣❤🦊

a little suspicious that he can recognize how ecstasy is packed 😂

Man I really wish that last story was real LOL that's amazing

*69 comments*

bro if i was the person who snacks were getting stolen i would put laxatives in my food. i know better than eating it but they dont. claim you have stomach problem, and say you want a treat before all that has to come out of me.

When it says 47 seconds 😁😁😁😁😁😂😂

r/sash saying "pwease" has got to be the cutest thing I've ever heard

FINALLY EARLY- Does that mean I'm an annoying person that says first?

6:24 Um, NO, Enjoy Life cookies ARE DELICIOUS!

i’m so happy everything worked out for OP in the last story

So happy for OP and Jill

I really hope one day someone with one of these posts watches R/ and gives him the videos they have! Those would be so awesome to see!

I perked up at Amazon, then got disappointed over no sugar free gummy bears

As for the snack food one. As a kid with a dad with a sweet tooth I have become the master of stealing food without making it noticed. Taking a can of coke from the back of the box, only taking food when it’s open and I’m able to take it without taking a certain percent of it, etc.

That last story was quite the wild ride

so this was her first time she stand for her self? that kind of sad

"Jake would offer to help but always left after 20 minutes saying he has to 'make a sale'" Me: "Girl, leave him for OP." Needless to say, I was pleased with the end of the story.