r/Prorevenge Punch Me In The Face? I'll Sue You For $80,000! 🤑 

How much would your life be screwed up if you had to pay out $80,000?

That guy lost his job, wife, money, and life over a sucker punch. After a fender bender. Anger doesn't get you very far.

Jay's Mom: *Insults OP's Dead mom, and being proud and smug about it* OP: *"So you have chosen, bankruptcy."*

OP: here's 500 for the accident Solider: *punches OP in the face* OP after taking him to court and getting 80k: Stonks

Glad Jay and his mother got destroyed. People like that make everyone else's life miserable. And glad that soldier got kicked out of the service. He made the US look bad and in a combat situation might well have gotten other people killed. You do NOT disobey a direct order from a superior officer unless you have a damn good reason. sm

I was really hoping the first story would end with the dude rubbing his fingers together in front of the mother and going "Oh boohoo, you lost all your money and livelihood. You probably had it coming."

That last story just goes to show that it's more beneficial to be a civil person.

That first story was infuriating. As someone whose mother recently died of cancer, if anyone said that to me, man or woman, they would probably not survive the beating.

That military guy could have simply accepted the money and move on with his life. Instead he decided to sucker punch OP and end up losing 80k, his job and wife and be sent for about 3 months in jail.

"You should have just stuck your hand out the window and played the world's smallest violin." RSlash so savage. 😎

The soldier lost more than his job. He was, most likely, dishonorably discharged from the military, which has a whole bunch of negatives for a person transitioning back to civilian life. He won't be able to claim ANY VA benefits, some of which are very helpful, like low interest home loans. He will have a hard time getting more than an entry level job and will have a hard time ever getting promoted out of said job. Even if he didn't ruin his credit paying the guy back, he would have a hard time getting a new line of credit. If he was injured while in the service, he would not be able to collect disability from the VA, and he would be given the bare minimum of aid from a VA hospital for his service related injuries.

I love the first story's health inspector. That guy just rocks up and he's like "I need to come back. I need to get EVERY health inspector in this state to see this shit! (Literally in the case of the basement bathroom) We're gonna burn this place to the ground!" and he just runs off like a Texan that just struck oil. :P

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Gotta love that last story. "Hey man, this is totally my fault, I'm so sorry, I'll give you 500 to replace the bumer" Gets punched Gee thx for the 80k numb nuts

I'd have stuck my head out the window and yelled "I don't care if your whole family is bankrupt! I want my ceiling fixed!"

Nothing beats getting your 1st cup of coffee and listening to Rslash Early in the morning

When will karens learn, DOn'T mess with a possible OP

Damn, that first revenge story was sweet! I loved the way OP just destroyed those evil landlords. Those two got what was coming to them.

Soldier: *Punches OP instead of taking the $500, then proceeds to lose 80,000USD, spend 9 month in jail, and lose his wife* Soldier: My disappointment is immeasureable and my *life* is ruined

Holy crap I think I know that soldier in that last story. If it's the same person, he was super awful civilian side too. Just a grade A piece of work, tossed around his old rank like that meant something to me, threatened my life.

Text : "I went outside to have a cigarette and call him myself" rSlash : "I went outside to have a cigarette and calm myself down" Don't worry, we all have those kinds of moments haha

Jays mom: insults OP OP: hippity hoppity you now lose all your propertys

Maybe I'd say to "Jay's" mother after she told me she didn't care if my mother died "I wouldn't mind if Jay's mom died either. I am very curious about how he'd react".

For that second one (the dope who punched OP and cost himself 80k), I would've just asked if I could hold off on pressing charges if he learns his lesson the first time, and otherwise press them on top of official ones if he didn't. I'd be giddy inside if that were possible.

My great grandpa Piwi was given a dishonorable discharge for a “forged name” or something like that. The thing is, he was adopted and he didn’t know that until he got to the military. His grandmother didn’t want him in the military and told them that his last name was fake. Turns out his real name was Piwi Charlie Daniels. (Piwi is just what we call him). So now he’s found out he’s adopted, been given a dishonorable discharge, and now has a reason to be mad at his grandma. ._. Poor Piwi

Sometimes when Rslash says “our next Reddit post” on the first post I think he recorded for days straight and just edits then

That last story is a good reminder to keep cool when your angry. Because that unchecked anger will inevitably lead to something far worse..

that last story is straight nuclear. getting a dishonorable discharge from the military pretty much ranks you as a ex-convict so dude is going to work a dead end job the rest of his life trying to pay back all that money.

What kind of sick person do you have to be to say what J’s mother said to Op those two got exactly what they deserved

If I'm going on a good grind on games like Minecraft,cod,spiderman,and gears I usually put on this guy's r/entitled parents and it's always easier to listen to something and work

That guy in the last story just kept digging that hole when all he could've done is just take either the $300 or $500.

In the first story, if I was op, I would have played the small violin and said “boohoo my son and I are broke, whatever will we do now? You probably had it coming, I don’t give a f*ck if your entire family is broke, I just want you out of here”

Garbage mum: *insults a random OP's dead mother" Me watching: "loads shotgun with malicious intent"

Playing the world smallest violin? *sacrilegious*

13:40 why is this guy trying too bully a judge of the supreme court, this poor stupid boot

These videos help me with depression

0:31 It's weird how only some old houses make noises, my house is 140 years old and is completely silent.

90 days in jail, pay cut, demotion, extra duty, international hold, $80,000 in fines, Maxed out credit, and a divorce !!! Over a punch? Bet he’d rather take the $500 now

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That's why there is no need to be scared of bullies or thugs. I got into an altercation with an aggressive tyrone who couldn't control his emotions. Baited him into punching me, tanked the punches didn't retaliate. Sued that guy for medical bills and aggravated assault. He had to pay me settlement cash and he got sent to jail. Now I'm enjoying the money during this pandemic.

THE WAY HE SAID DUDE IN THE FIRST STORY SUJSBSBDBS

This man had so many chances. Mistake 1: Obviously hitting OP instead of just getting paid Mistake 2: Calling the person who decides your fate a bitch. Mistake 3: Insulting OP in a store instead of just keeping his anger to himself. He seriously pushed his luck so far and for what? to yell at someone?

Those last two stories definitely tap danced along the line between Pro-Revenge and Nuclear Revenge.

Anger management therapy is pretty good these days. I mean, punching someone who is offering you $500 is extremely aggressive.

School took over half my time now (im back in person) and i havent particularly had time to watch Rslash.. im back and oh man i was NOT disappointed

First post: One thing with people who have zero empathy and only wants your money is that they're too confident in their greedy ways and has no plan in place for when they ultimately face the consequences of their actions. Good on them for ruining their own lives by insulting a cancer victim's death. Second post: $80.000 in legal fines, 90 days in jail, losing his military career and his wife - all because he had a major attitude problem and tried using his military service as a front to act like a bully and punch someone over a fender bender, instead of settling for $500 in cash for repairs. Acting like a tough guy doesn't make you the bigger person; it only shows that you let your ego be in control of your emotions.

It is 6 in the morning and I can’t sleep

Jay's Mom: *insults the mom AND family of the op of the 1st story* Op: " you have chosen financial death " Jay's Mom: *Shocked Pikachu Face*

80,000 for each punch? At that point I would have taunted him into punching me more and get more money lol.

That soldier had to learn it the hard way, multiple times. How tf did he get into the army with such zero discipline?

Yes

Not only did that soldier lose his job, but a dishonorable discharge from the military makes it damn near impossible to do anything state side. Its more than just "losing his job." Its losing his job, being shunned, and not being able to find employment again. Most places would choose an ex con over a dishonorable discharge. He'll be lucky finding work part time at a fast food place

I know I’m weird but when I read these titles, I read the first sentence normally, and then whisper scream the second one. X) it’s funny to me.

That 60 day restriction meant this was a Field Grade Article 15. That's when you get hauled up in front of your battalion commander. So this jerk probably got busted all the way down to E-1.

The 10 dislikes are form the bully's 10 accounts

It wasn't $750 per year fine for not having the apartments inspected between tenants, it was per INSTANCE she didn't have the apartments inspected. So if she didn't do it 100x, she was fined $750 100 times.

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Moved in with my boyfriend in Massachusetts from Georgia so I had no idea how apartments and turns out our landlord wasn't suppose to be renting out the basement as an apartment. The outlets always sparked or were hot, he boarded the basement door shut so if a fire we couldn't escape many other things. He came to me on Valentine's day (boyfriend was at work) to say we had to get out in 4 hours so he wouldn't get in legal trouble.

Starting watching even though my brother dropped our baby ❤️✨

Honestly Op from first story should have yelled at them, “ooh mommy’s bankrupt. Woe is me”

The first story was not prorevenge it was nuclear revenge because this guy literally destroyed their bank accounts.

OP: “My bad, how’s $500 to deal with it?” A-hole soldier: “Nah, I’d rather lose everything.”

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Here's the thing...this soldier in the last story not only lost everything, but he would have been handed a dishonorable discharge, which remains on your record forever. Once he returned to the states it's unlikely he would have been able to find any kind of good job because employers do not like seeing a dishonorable on your record. Likewise trying to get into any kind of educational institution. His temper totally screwed up his life.

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In this episode we see effects of disciplined anger and undisciplined anger. Ironically it was the soldier that was undisciplined

I'm four parallel universes ahead of you

You know it's gonna be good when rSlash can't control his laughter

24 likes and no views. RU-vid is messed up

So years and year ago when I was in my early 20s and a regional officer of a club that had international reach. One of our members had been being exceedingly hostile or other members so I banned him from events for six months. He then started sending me threats that he was going to drive to the city I was in (he was a state over) and beat the crap out of me. (Important to note that I was at the time a 22y/o woman who stands 5'5" and weighed 170lbs. He on the other hand was late 20s, stood 6'1" and weighed 220lbs mostly muscle.) His problem was that he didn't know my very protective father was very high ranking in the same branch of the military as him and worked in assignments. While they weren't in the same career field, my dad had access to all his files and when I told my dad about the threat I suddenly hear keyboard clicks (we lived in different cities) and then him muttering about the guy's record. Apparently the dude had made some agreement that he would go to Alaska for 2 years and then get stationed in Nevada, the problem was there was a little note that was nearly buried about him having gambling problems. Dad highlighted that note, put me on hold. I'm guessing he went to have a chat with the appropriate assignments guy, because when he came back, Dad told me that the guy was going to do his 2 years in Alaska and then get to go have fun in North Dakota. To add to the fun, I let another club officer who was higher than me know. This officer was also the same branch of the military, except he was in intelligence. He had the guy's phone number and called him with information that made this poor schmuck think military intelligence was investigating him. Never heard from the guy again.

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As my father told me when I was a child that some people just can’t get out of their own way.

Hi, i clicked faster then i fell down my stairs

On my way home from work one day, I accidentally rear-ended another vehicle. Damage from that impact was very minor to both, so it shouldn't have been a big deal. However, they decided to try and force me to pay several thousands worth of damage. Here's the thing: I was driving a van with a flat front, yet the damage they wanted me to cover, while in the same spot as where I had hit them, was caved in as if someone had backed up into a round protrusion. Oh, and I was travelling at about 20km/h at most, probably less. Just because I may have caused some very slight damage to your car does not mean you can try and make me pay for pre-existing damage that was obviously not caused by me. A few weeks later, I was driving by their house and noticed that they'd replaced that car with a completely new one.

Anyone else say “every single day” with Rslash?

Imagine punching a guy in the face, who knows you, is in the same base as you and has the same superior as you, is being filmed, now divorced, unable to leave the country and you just bought this guy a brand new car and a whatever the hell an investment property is. You should have just accepted the $500 and not have to pay $80k

Not first but I do not care :)

The Ex-Military Moron with Anger Control Issues also cost himself the possibility of EVER getting a Job that requires you to be Bondable, hold a Security Clearance or pass a Background Check (he might be able to get something requiring a Background Check depending on what Field it's in, but not likely)...

Wow, 9 seconds ago. First time in this early! Thank you for making my morning with your stories!

The fact that OP or his wife at the time could've gotten badly hurt if they were in the bathroom at the time and Jay is just brushing it off is just... Wow

Sometimes when I read similar stories to this episodes' highlight, well, I get sad. Men or women who have an outburst or are mentally challenged sometimes get their lives destroyed for what I perceive to be a minor crime. They should go to rehab, get some help. Not get their lives ruined when clearly, they don't learn their lesson. This isn't justice.

That last one: “WHEN WILL YOU LEARN?!? WHEN WILL YOU LEARN THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES?!?!

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You have two choices: A.) Take $500 in cash after getting in a minor accident. B.) Pay $80k to the guy who hit your car because you punched him in the face, as well as losing your job and wife.

I'm finally early for once!

I lived in an apartment and the upstairs neighbor's bathroom was right above ours. Their bathtub was leaking and it was going straight into our bathroom ceiling. It caused a bubble and the landlord told us it would be fine and that she would fix it soon. I kept telling my parents that I had a feeling that it would fall. Similar to op, in the middle of the night the ceiling fell. My parents apologized for not trusting me. We lived in the apartment for another year or two. The new tenants still have a broken bathroom ceiling. It's been 2 years since I lived there.

That guy obviously shouldn't have punched the OP in the face, but also, I have heard more than a few horror stories about people trying to resolve traffic accidents off the books and getting taken for a ride, either by the person who's car got wrecked demanding more money than is reasonable or the person at fault refusing to pay. The other guy wasn't in the wrong for insisting to have it documented.

Damn, it's probably a good thing that a guy with a temper like that wasn't in the military any more

You can't touch me! The military has my back! *Always Sunny in Philadelphia: The military does NOT have his back

I would have laughed my ass of if the the OP who got punched was a much higher ranking officer than Punch-Man xD Imagine the hell OP would have made Punch-Man go through xD

There are some soldiers i ran into during my 9 years active duty US Army that I legit wondered how on earth they managed to pass a background check, pass the ASVAB, bass basic training and advanced individual training (AIT), and somehow still be in the militarily.... This is one such story...

oh my god the comment about how he should have stuck his hand out the window to play the worlds smallest violin 😂😂😂 i died

Dude 80K is a fuck ton over a fender bender dude essentially just bought you a loaded BMW cause he wouldn’t take 300 bucks for a dent.

Not all soldiers or members of the US military are like that. A lot of them would have gone with the $300 or just said, "Nah, it's cool." I'm sure that, whoever that soldier was, felt like he had to prove something about how he was stronger because he was a soldier. Can you imagine how much worse it could have been for him if the person he had sucker punched was not a civilian who did contracting work with the US military? I'm sure he would have received jail time when he arrived back in the states, too.

Even Mr Krabs 🦞💸 of all -people- *crustaceans* would look at Mrs. "I dOn'T cArE iF yOuR eNtIrE fAmIlY iS dEaD!" and go "Sheesh, lady, give the guy a break!"

80k and Job, and wife, and totally screw his credit score

Op shouldve done the smallest violin and say to the mother and jay " aww lil mommy and her son filed for bankruptcy?" Continues playing violin

I just love how he goes from "😡🤬YEA JAY FIX THE FUCKING ROOF😈😤" to "✨Our Next Reddit post is from...✨"

Me :here is $500 The guy: hits me Me:if you strick me down I will be more powerful than ever

So as someone who has lost my mother, if someone pulled that on me, I know my words would be "Your lucky murder is illegal or even the police won't get me off you till your in hell." I have bad anger like my mother did and will hurt someone if they talk bad about my mother, she was my sunshine, and refused to have anyone talk about her in ways that could dirty her name. I know my mother wasn't perfect, but that is ok for me, I will still hurt someone for her