r/Prorevenge Tricked Into Eating GHOST CHILI PEPPERS!

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r/Prorevenge In today's pro revenge story, OP notices that his lunch keeps going missing. So, he decides that enough is enough and he's going to teach this thief a lesson. He cooks up a special lunch that is loaded with ghost chili peppers and puts it in the fridge. Sure enough, the lunch thief takes the bait and bites into one of the world's hottest chilis! If you want more stories like this one, subscribe to my channel for daily Reddit content!
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@rSlash 5 лет назад

What would you do if you discovered your coworker was stealing your lunch?

@gbovan8581 5 лет назад

Hello

@galactic7458 5 лет назад

Eat my lunch

@dwmexe9474 5 лет назад

no u

@mvbnee9891 5 лет назад

I would eat it before he could get it.

@anonymouss1270 5 лет назад

GOLDERU EXPERIENCU REQUIEMU

@stepgamerdad 5 лет назад

You gotta be a special kind of stupid to threaten publishing pictures of a crime you committed...

@badandy102 5 лет назад

You've gotta be a special kinda stupid to take pics or video of it in the first place. All that does is give the cops concrete evidence of it, giving the person no way to make up some sort of alibi

@Nokomomo22 5 лет назад

You really gotta be a special kind of stupid to be beaten the fuck down, blocked and ignored for the better part of a year for doing said crime. Only to ask the victim to give you a "character reference."

@maxmustsleep 5 лет назад

But sadly it works more often than you'd think

@TrianglePants 5 лет назад

Couldn't the guy be in prison for having pics of a minor?

@jodieisnotokay 5 лет назад

I mean she got her mate to delete the evidence so i guess shes stupid as well

@jessigirlrae1688 5 лет назад

Abusers dont see themselves as abusers. They literally think they are amazing. Its crazy

@salmaabdullahgb 4 года назад

Narcissistic

@source2105 4 года назад

Not necessarily, I used to be and I thought I was fucking disgusting. I eventually stopped after I put myself through enough mental pain

@hanezutchins2786 4 года назад

@@source2105 You were one of the one's with a goid heart deep down. Rare nowadays

@tonibauer2949 4 года назад

Robert Pascarell I am glad to hear that. I hope you have since apologized to those you abused and caused pain to.

@salmaabdullahgb 4 года назад

@Brad Viviviyal yep

@statelybasher6772 5 лет назад

Jack: “I’m joining the Marines, can you be a Character Reference for me?” OP: I’m about to end this man’s whole career.

@jamesnorman9160 5 лет назад

Literally in this case.

@nielshoof9752 5 лет назад

i think she shouldn't have done that. she should've been the better person and just say no to the whole recruiting thing. i don't care how much of a shit person he might be, ruining someones dream is not ok.

@thatredditor8036 5 лет назад

@@nielshoof9752 Same. My cousin wasn't a good person, he was emotionally and occasionally physically abusive to my younger cousins. He enlisted in the Marines and it completely changed who he is. He apologized to the point it was annoying and started doing his best by the rest of his family. Instead of possibly letting him become a better person. Even still, sexual assault is beyond understandable. If I was in her position, I would've contacted the recruiter right away. That could've saved the recruiter 2+ weeks of time and effort trying to get him enlisted. It's a long process on the recruiter's end, and she could've saved him the effort so he could start on another future marine.

@ekramer2478 5 лет назад

@@thatredditor8036 Sexual assault, he won't stop. No way he needs military training. She should have pressed charges. He didn't deserve that dream of another chance. She is already the better person. He was a POS and the marines are supposed to be the best of the best. Your cousin was being an immature arse, but not an extreme abuser like this guy. This guy was FUBAR.

@gonun69 5 лет назад

*I’m about to end this man’s whole career before it even started.

@PunakiviAddikti 5 лет назад

I think he wanted OP as a character reference because he didn't think he did anything wrong. In fact, he probably thought that was "the least" she could do for him. He didn't realize he had hurt her, in his mind it was all justified.

@Nortarachanges 5 лет назад

She owed him! It was the least she could do! **ppppppghhhhfdsddbllllst**

@phungphuong8350 4 года назад

@@Nortarachanges I couldn't believe that I just read that sentence in Rslash's Karen voice

@saraholsson5710 5 лет назад

Serves that store right to have the thief as the new manager unsupervised if they're going to be like that

@InternetinaNutshellChannel 5 лет назад

Karma at its finest.

@starbird3939 5 лет назад

“This guy had it coming” He only has himself to blame If you had been there If you had seen it I betcha you would have done the same

@terra_the_nightingale135 5 лет назад

Lady Phoenix BUM BUM BUM BADADADADADA BUM BUM BUM -tango music continues

@kottonkandy0962 5 лет назад

POP! Six! Squish! Uh-uh! Cicero! Lipschitz!

@spencerwoods3404 5 лет назад

YAAAASSSSSSS

@DeductedSpy 5 лет назад

I’m so confused about this comment thread

@starbird3939 5 лет назад

I will otam Your tone Watch Chicago, or better yet, search up “Cell Block Tango (He Had It Coming)”

@Nerobyrne 5 лет назад

pro-tip: Don't list your abuse victims as character references. Hmm, wait, on second thought if it means less abusers in positions of power ... NONO definately keep doing that. great idea.

@lostbutfreesoul 5 лет назад

Paranoia and Narcissism ... what a wonderful combination for a marine. That girl did the nation a favour!

@crocuslament9680 4 года назад

Tip: Don't fire your best salesperson when there's a competitor within the same building who knows who he is and that he's your best salesperson, and is also hiring.

@bachboy678 3 года назад

That store pretty much walked into it's end

@cylasbreakdown6140 5 лет назад

Pretty convenient that right as that manager wanted Bob gone, someone robbed the store and presented the perfect opportunity to get Bob fired.

@ashfan1624 5 лет назад

Oh, how convenience is so common.

@ThePinkRubber 4 года назад

Oh, he's been making our sales great, in one night he outsold anything which my staff have never done even once, but my sucky store manager who had never done anything said that he was stealing our phone even though the evidence is still in investigation. Let's fire him and surely he wouldn't go to our competitor next to us and making our store closed, right?

@mikethor009 5 лет назад

Well dang, I was expecting that story about the thief being hired as a manager to go on further a bit. Would've liked to know that the thief really hurt their profits.

@tinymittensdesign 5 лет назад

"There's a stretch of highway called the 401...." That's the moment I started laughing and KNEW this guy was screwed

@lurkingknight 4 года назад

there's plenty of exits on the 401.... just... not many with a service station or a rest stop right at the exit... usually another 20 minutes at the minimum to a gas station or town.

@kellynnd5361 4 года назад

are we talking about the most accident prone of the 400 series full of the majority idiot drivers in ontario? (the rest manage to make it up my way north of barrie)

@RiptoGakt 3 года назад

@@kellynnd5361 I've passed aftermaths of accidents on that highway before, so this I can believe. Pretty sure it's only a matter of time before one of them gets that "bright" idea to do a U-turn... and gets "shocked" at the eventual result.

@RadiationHamster 3 года назад

I've gone on that same highway myself with my family, and it's always crazy busy

@moirawestern20 3 года назад

@@kellynnd5361 Howdy neighbour! I am also North of Barrie

@SpoonieCreates 5 лет назад

“They think I’m hiring my own replacement without me knowing it so I hired the thief” Brilliant!

@aurastrike 2 года назад

Yeah, that thief is gonna' have a hayday with all the stuff they can steal since they are unsupervised.

@ImaNerdANDaGeek 5 лет назад

"If you loved me you would do this" I tried that once. When I was Six, and scared of a climactic scene in the movie theater and wanted to leave. He has the emotional maturity of a 6 year old

@morgandouglas6014 5 лет назад

If there’s a lesson that is to be learned from this video, it’s to never sexually assault someone and then expect them to vouch for you when you try to get into the Marines or any other military team.

@Sam-sw2pf 5 лет назад

or just never assault anyone regardless

@dizzthenibbler4070 5 лет назад

I think the lesson is don't sexually assault someone and then ask them for any favors. Bit less specific.

@dizzthenibbler4070 5 лет назад

@Squad 47 no shit sherlock. We can at least still have fun with it.

@MythicBeanProductions 4 года назад

the REAL lesson in this video is to not be stupid and stay in an abusive relationship long enough to get assaullted

@mvsj1986 4 года назад

@@MythicBeanProductions Blaming the victim... Classy

@karlisberzins2539 5 лет назад

"The dude that got hired not too long ago is too successful, better fire him to save our asses" The dude "I'm about to end these mans whole career"

@Monika-ou2pz 5 лет назад

More like "I'm gonna end this whole store"

@chaybee93 5 лет назад

Lol that guy in the second story was just asking to be screwed over by asking her.

@ashfan1624 5 лет назад

agreed, he could have asked ANYONE, but he chose the one person he abused, assaulted, and just hated him. That man is an idiot when it comes to common sense.

@akl2k7 5 лет назад

My guess was that he had burned his bridges with everyone else and was desperate. That's my only explanation. Never mind that he had burned his bridges with her

@GaladorLP 5 лет назад

@@ashfan1624 maybe she actually was the person that got treated best by him...

@venomquill308 5 лет назад

Maybe he counted on her being nice and "moving on?" A freaking idiot either way, tbh

@lionclan5031 4 года назад

Da hell is that profile pic?

@Proserpira 4 года назад

I love the idea of the VP of loss prevention sitting in a turning chair in a dark office, giggling about how cool it'll look when the thieving manager walks in and switches the light on

@Aurora-ur5rf 5 лет назад

"IM SUEING YOU FOR POISONING ME BECAUSE THE FOOD I STOLE FROM YOU WAS SPICY" sorry for bad english

@beulahjohnson2757 3 года назад

I think your English is perfect 👍😊

@sarahcamper7936 3 года назад

You did great

@dumbass9870 3 года назад

Its perfect

@gfy_darkwolf297 3 года назад

Your English is great.

@RiptoGakt 3 года назад

I am totally keeping some means of recording on hand in case something like this ever comes up! Also yeah, that's very decent English.

@alexang1831 4 года назад

He thought he could still manipulate the girl that’s why he chose her to be his character reference. Sadly, for him, those strings have already severed for a long time.

@WoeDeathBeUponYe 5 лет назад

Jack: can you be a character reference? Op: *Im gonna do what’s considered what’s called a gamer moment*

@catherinevaldez8810 5 лет назад

Ohhh that’s spicy 🌶 he must have drank two jugs of milk. And his mouth still was on fire.

@acls1239 5 лет назад

I think you mean gasoline painted milk

@epicscopes2370 5 лет назад

SHADOWDRAGON I eat jalapeños but this is a ghost pepper

@mr.diontoahmed1134 5 лет назад

Ghost pepper isn't spicy AT ALL! Habaneros are way more spicy than ghost peppers, if you consider how much your mouth burns. However, Habanero only burns your tongue, ghost pepper doesn't do that too well. It burns your stomach instead, unlike Habanero. Trust me. I eat whole ghost peppers with every meal and it doesn't cut it for me. I know what I'm talking about.

@epicscopes2370 5 лет назад

Mr. Dionto Ahmed ok

@acls1239 5 лет назад

@@mr.diontoahmed1134 want to know something even more spicy than peppers heroin

@nabfan26 5 лет назад

Bro that guy who wanted to be in the marines would literally be the the guy with 'all brawns no brains' with the IQ of a vegetable

@KatarHero72 5 лет назад

Sounds like my former step brother, but more neanderthalic and less just dumb.

@emPIEror 5 лет назад

There's brocoli with more brain than that dude

@asmylia9880 5 лет назад

@@emPIEror there are potatoes with even more efficiency than this dude. A potato can at least be useful in many ways. That abuser doesn't in a single way.

@arachnesakura9375 5 лет назад

hed also probably continue his abusive ways on any woman he worked with while in the marines so OP probably saved someone's life and career by making sure he nevee started his.

@yutahkotomi5156 5 лет назад

Haven't you heard? Muscles Are Required, Intelligence Not Essential.

@alfiepain6318 4 года назад

Moral of story Don’t steal people’s lunch or you’ll be shitting out ghost peppers 🤣🤣🤣

@Dante-rp7nn 5 лет назад

That spicy food thing reminded me for something my parents did in Tennessee, but there was four meals in there. The people that stole the food get botulism and food poisoning burning diarrhea because they grew the ghost pepper to close to the Carolina reapers. Did end well for the people or the receiving end. Edit: Ghost peppers are sort of hot even for me so someone with no heat tolerance would be drinking a lot of milk.

@countl3ss_rainy_dayz15 5 лет назад

So the peppers were basically Carolina Ghosts then?

@GaladorLP 5 лет назад

red habanero is the limit for me i can tolerate eating. ghost peppers are hell. and carolina reapers.... good night

@goldandsilver4211 4 года назад

...Idk my limit, I just know that I can’t eat Cherry Bombs (hybrid pepper) or Soranos (Unsure if that’s the right spelling). Apparently I have a way weaker reaction than most people though.

@MrPicklesAndTea 4 года назад

So, I started using mustard on my hotdogs recently. I wanted something hot once so I added 2 Tbsp of 110,000 HU Cayenne powder to my hotdog. That is definitely my limit. A delicious, painful, but delicious limit. MMMmhhhh

@RGCAPR 2 года назад

My limit are labuyo chilis or the lower end of habaneros. Pretty delish tbh

@Yoonie96 4 года назад

I’m glad the op got out of that relationship I hope they are ok now. I’ve gone through something like that just manipulation it’s horrible.

@Deadbass_ 5 лет назад

*threatens someone to expose a crime the suspect himself did* *tries to join USMC* *asks victim to "help" him* *works at mcd's instead* *surprised pikachu face*

@serinawong3019 5 лет назад

8:15 Now even though i'm not a high ranking officer or something like that one of my main questions while being a poole (marine in training) what they do about sexual assault/abuse My sergeant said that they take that deal VERY strict and if any of that were to happen and is already a Marine they're have either dishonorable discharge or even jail. There was even another guy that i knew that my sergeant was asking me about since we went to the same school. The other guy? He was a bully, he'd make fun of my height, my race, and my gender. Safe to say i haven't seen that other guy in a long time.

@crazyeyegonzales8316 4 года назад

a friend of mine had a friend who always used to steal from her and me and once even exempted to steal my controller which I paid for I suffered from an extreme case of constipation and happily put the laxatives in that one friends drink after she was done confronted her and told her what we did she didn't touch our crap again

@duchi882 5 лет назад

*I got Mood Poisoning* Must be something I hate

@marcury4137 5 лет назад

Duchi goddamnit

@dillydragonthetroll4119 5 лет назад

Me much am confuseled?

@coconutgaming7112 5 лет назад

I saw you in another comment section a few days ago lol

@Katebrofloski 5 лет назад

You have expanded my vocabulary

@lri828 4 года назад

I am amazed 😱

@Swnsasy 5 лет назад

Jack: I need YOU to give me a character reference OP: Hold my beer!

@kittyfox7 4 года назад

That first story was awesome! My high school bf of 3 years broke up with me and said he was interested in someone else. He broke up with me on Christmas. Many months later he was telling me how he’s been cheated on by every girl he’s dated and tried to get back together with me. I obviously said no. It seems what goes around comes around.

@doommaximus6388 5 лет назад

This whole video is pretty much, “I’m about to end this man’s whole career”.

@lordlucius1341 5 лет назад

“Hey man can you be my reference?” “You stole my kidney but ok.”

@aned6644 5 лет назад

looks like that driver didnt make the next ONRoute in time hahahah

@legitsu_ 5 лет назад

These stories make me feel happy inside

@DepressedAndDank 5 лет назад

There should be a subreddit call semipro revenge. Its like pro revenge, but not quite there

@SarAhm-bb5vz 5 лет назад

DepressedNDank it’s called rslash petty revenge and it’s hilarious

@krampus_cs 5 лет назад

@@SarAhm-bb5vz I mean not really the same thing, but a good sub nonetheless

@DepressedAndDank 5 лет назад

@@SarAhm-bb5vz in between petty and pro

@johnstoll894 5 лет назад

@@DepressedAndDank So like, normal revenge?

@braakwame_ 5 лет назад

It's called regular revenge

@13bgunbunny42 5 лет назад

I tried a Ghost Pepper from my neighbor's garden last year. The heat wasn't so bad but my eyes was watering profusely and my nose wouldn't stop running. lol

@taisenscoolstuff732 5 лет назад

Reminds me when I put laxative into my lunch for whoever kept taking it

@GalenMarekOfficial 5 лет назад

Always good to give medication you dont know the sideeffects of to people you dont know the allergies & health conditions of! Big brain time :)

@DrRussian 5 лет назад

@@GalenMarekOfficial If somebody is stealing my lunch, and i know their doing it, im sure as hell going to spike it. At that point, its their own fault for eating something they dont know the ingredients of

@BastardBean 5 лет назад

@@GalenMarekOfficial Always good to steal lunch when you have allergies or a health condition ... Small brain time :)

@KCCAT5 5 лет назад

@@GalenMarekOfficial that's called consequences if you're going to be a thief

@badandy102 5 лет назад

@@GalenMarekOfficial If someone has a peanut allergy, they have no way of knowing if the food they're stealing has peanuts or came in contact with nuts while being made at the persons house.

@kingocheemso 4 года назад

When you realize the person your about to hire is a thief who will replace you but also will be unsupervised for 5 days a week: *[Laughs in sithlord ]* When you get tired of s coworker stealing your food, so you trick them into eating ghost chili peppers: *[Laughs in sithlord]*

@lpfan4491 4 года назад

If prorevenge us laughing in sithlord, is nuclear revenge laughing in highground?

@kingocheemso 4 года назад

@@lpfan4491 ooooo, I didnt think of that

@enderteimant 5 лет назад

rSlash is on *fire* , he has a *burning* desire to show us the most *spicy* stories from reddit's *hot* posts

@enderteimant 5 лет назад

I am not sorry at all

@josephochoa9861 5 лет назад

S T O P

@enderteimant 5 лет назад

@@josephochoa9861 woah there, what? you don't like *hot* puns? don't get *red* in the face!

@josephochoa9861 5 лет назад

@@enderteimant you have violated the law,pay the court or serve your sentence!

@countl3ss_rainy_dayz15 5 лет назад

Joseph Ochoa yeah man, why you gettin so *heated* are these puns to *fiya* for ya?

@fufufuaru 5 лет назад

I appreciate that you didn’t censor the words ‘abuse’ and ‘sexual assault’

@FH4Player6397 5 лет назад

Cheaters should eat a Ghost Chilli pepper infront of their ex girlfriend/boyfriend. That would be priceless!

@aurongrande6141 5 лет назад

More like mulched and shoved up the back passage of the cheater.

@braakwame_ 5 лет назад

@@aurongrande6141 Exactly!

@Diamondr11Blue 5 лет назад

Poor twist: *with no milk*

@Kotoamatsukami6910 5 лет назад

There is one called petty revenge

@avorydonor4600 5 лет назад

Sometimes, Cheating happens when someone is in a forced/abusive relationship.

@GamerOfLegends163 5 лет назад

Got a Frank's Red Hot (hot sauce) ad when clicking on this video.

@tenasnider 5 лет назад

nobody: Me: clicks on video R/: SEXUAL ASSAULT ABUSER EATS A GHOST PEPPER

@goneinaclick4046 5 лет назад

This is amazing

@xavierwirt7198 5 лет назад

°° ○

@lesliehoekstra5676 5 лет назад

Aye! I live by the 401! Yeah, exits can be like 7 mins apart, even going >100km/h

@aidynmitchell8762 4 года назад

This is hilarious. I'm actually loss prevention live watching the cameras in my store right now while listening to this lol

@AdorzAaliyahSince94 5 лет назад

Oh, workplace food theft is far more common than some people may think...I've witnessed some lovely, petty revenge myself! Two of which have made it to YT video, LOL!!!

@redcg6578 5 лет назад

I guess the thief knew that one of the lunches were TOO 🌶🌶🌶 to handle 😂 R/ keep the good work and hope we get videos of R/nicegirls and hope you get to 5mil subscribers

@brandonpennington872 5 лет назад

I honestly think marine boy should have been sent to jail. It’s not like there are laws against that or anything...

@tabris1135 5 лет назад

If you can't prove it, court can't do anything. Because it could be made up

@starbird3939 5 лет назад

Tabris And even if you do proof if, the judge can just wave it off. Like Brock Turner

@tabris1135 5 лет назад

@@starbird3939 no he did not. There was no dna, no traces of penetration=no basis for a rape conviction. He got convicted for sexual assault

@lynnwest4307 5 лет назад

13:33 The guy who swiped the lu( brakes to commercial)nch.

@silvershadow1271 5 лет назад

Lol

@sedimaster 5 лет назад

Seriously can I get some of that chili? I love spicy food and hot sauces

@lpfan4491 4 года назад

I like them too, but I think I wohld not want that sauce because stuff like that is too spicy for me.

@Megmegmegananan 5 лет назад

That second story was so creepy to hear. Its almost literally exactly a situation I was in. I kept checking, like, who posted it, and picking apart little differences to make myself feel less creeped out or scared.

@avintoussaint3551 4 года назад

You just gotta be amazed at him running 10 miles straight just to guilt trip someone

@ScyutsBlckCloud 5 лет назад

Sometimes the stories are long and sometimes they are short and since I like listening to them I get sad after they're done. Still it's good to get to listen at all, thank you dude.

@pumpkingamebox 5 лет назад

College story. Same as in the office. You food gets stolen. So I bought a fridge cage for my food and it solved to problem.

@sodyplays9947 4 года назад

Jack : I will join the Marines and serve my nation OP : how about joining the local McD and serving hungry customers

@miansahab9710 5 лет назад

I put orange juice in the bowl before cereal

@Toby_Bikes 5 лет назад

You are a new level of evil

@mclarenmp4-12c8 5 лет назад

eww orang juce

@mclarenmp4-12c8 5 лет назад

y no milk

@Sparklingling 5 лет назад

I put mustard then bowl then milk(3 months old) then cereal

@viviisthebest 5 лет назад

Is it legal to kill someone over a comment?

@silly_stars 2 года назад

My husband is a marine... the thought of that guy joining makes me feel so sick as my husband is so amazing and his friends are some of the best guys I've ever met! The marines are the one branch I feel take things like that seriously, and I'm so glad!

@Treesah35 5 лет назад

Never been this early. Good morning, afternoon, or evening youtubers and r slash.

@204thSpartan 4 года назад

That last one is just incredible. Kudos to Bob

@rebeccaconlon9743 5 лет назад

7:15 missed out on using evidence that he photographed himself...

@thedapperpineapple8168 5 лет назад

Me when I beanos on my elementary School's bully's Grave:

@nugget829 5 лет назад

Hey! I hope you have a good day! Good luck on anything you have to do.

@SportTheWise 5 лет назад

Thanks nugget, good luck with the nugget cave.

@josefcvs8 5 лет назад

Nugget thanks nugget, how is the nugget cave going?

@Anyonelsebut_you 5 лет назад

Can I have a nugget of friendship!

@SkylanderDragon 5 лет назад

Thank you and same to you.

@andrewmorris483 5 лет назад

How's your arm?

@starbird3939 5 лет назад

Wait, I found better lyrics He had it coming, He had it coming He took a flower in its prime And then used it, and he abused it It was a murder, but not a crime

@MsBia07 5 лет назад

Bro when ever someone blackmails you can call the police since that’s considered a threat.

@CrayonDestroyer 4 года назад

As a Sergeant in the Marines, I completely agree with the recruiter. We don't need that here

@deathawaits2578 5 лет назад

Wishing rslash a happy birthday early : small brain Wishing rslash a happy birthday on his birthday: medium brain Wishing rslash a happy birthday every day in the comments of a video until his birthday: BIG BRAIN HAPPY FLIPPIN BIRTHDAY RSLASH. WE LOVE YOU MAN💯💯💖

@chichizekitty5694 5 лет назад

I have a scary one with the lunch thievery.. Went to a type of boarding school, we had kitchens for the dorms.. some of the people had milkcandy bars (very popular here), in the fridge.. they kept going missing.. Everyone knew who it was (thiefs roomie could just see it in their trash xD ), so a bunch of people bought laxatives (so much its considered a lethal dose.. but he was a big guy), injected them (by needle) into the bars.. Thief was on toilet for two days straight.. Didn't get kicked out.. was just put to buy everything that was missing, x2.. EVERYTHING anyone had ever lost..

@AfnanAdnan. 5 лет назад

Rslash : Successful and With Yugo Me : I close the fridge slowly to see the light turn off

@Kaiimei 3 года назад

That loss prevention thing would have been so amazing if the VP had an open bag of M&Ms on the desk.

@candacebaughman420 5 лет назад

The revenge in these posts are awesome!😂😂😂 Karma is a B**ch!

@jordan199511 5 лет назад

The ending story is FUCKING BEAUTIFUL. "Get me fired will ya? Well I'll get your whole store to close down"

@crimsonwings80 5 лет назад

Wait a second, since when does the Marines ask for a character witness? Is that something that they implemented in the last 20 years since I've been in the military?

@arianedennison2395 5 лет назад

Feel you on that. My father was career military and my ex retired from the Navy about 7 years ago. We would ask newbies about their boot camp experience then inquire about the differences between basic and what the recruiter told them. WOW 😳 I have dropped my jaw once or twice .... but so far my favorite parts have been not wearing boots in boot camp and training time outs.

@salmaabdullahgb 4 года назад

Isn't this good?

@Usman_khan. 5 лет назад

I love the puppybloopers🐶💕

@JfkNeedsWindWall 5 лет назад

There are so many reddit reposts. I've heard a few of these more than once with slightly varied sentence structure/details

@adamlivesay1973 3 года назад

Imagine firing a faithful employee of 25 years over $3. Imagine hearing about this and thinking the employee got what they deserved. Seriously, I dont need to know where they worked to know that they could probably lose a TV every day and still be making a corporate profit. Those $3 dollars to corporate are like pennies to us. Imagine ruining someone's life over penies.

@wolfcry9791 5 лет назад

I got no words this is the first time I’ve been to a video freshly posted 😊

@updownstate 3 года назад

We finally caught the lunch thief in my office. Since we were on the 12th floor we thought it must be someone who worked in the building. Wrong! He was a stranger in a suit rummaging through our refrigerator. He took off into the stairwell. Someone quick called down to the concierge and had him stopped. This guy's life was dressing up and stealing lunches! Unbelievable!

@darkvoid9293 5 лет назад

Wait "ghost chili?!" I want to learn how to order that stuff

@Gun_Talk 4 года назад

Lmfao. My dad made a super spicy sandwich for a ex co worker that used to steal food from the fridge. He put whatever spicy stuff we had, tobasco sause, wasabi, spicy mustard, you name it, made it look all pretty with cold cuts and greens and such, the thing was picture worthy for a restaurant menu. The dude took the bait, clocked out for lunch and didnt come back that day. He quit that same week.

@DMSteeley 5 лет назад

It's starting to sound like that snooty customer voice is becoming permanent.

@marclytle644 5 лет назад

The lunch one.... yeah... Years ago I would bring my lunch to work. I work as a janitor and worked nights at the time. I would make hamburger helper and I looked forward to having a nice meal at lunch. I went to get it from the fridge and the container was empty. I had even placed a note on it saying what day it was placed in that fridge, who put it there. On the note someone wrote, "Thanks, it was delicious!" I was furious. So the next day i took two containers. One I had added dish soap to it. Left the note again saying date and owner. Again they ate it and said "Thanks for the lunch again!" I left the container with an added note, I am glad you enjoyed "MY" lunch. I hope you also enjoyed crapping yourself. Maybe that will teach you to not mess with other peoples food. No one has ever messed with my lunch. never anger a janitor.

@SteviiLove 5 лет назад

Last week my mom got hybrid ghost jalapeno peppers and gave me some without telling me. Everything was fine and dandy till I made my homemade soup on a hot day (hot food and drinks are the best way to beat the heat actually). I was sweating a little in the kitchen and as I wear contacts I didn't want the sweat in my eyes (it stings). Boy did I make a mistake! Didn't matter that I washed my hands, that made it worse actually. All of a sudden there is an intense burning in my right eye. Even after removing the contact lens it didn't help. I genuinely had to flush my eye with milk for more than 10 minutes and I still can't wear a contact in my eye yet because it damaged my eye. Not fun, thank god for milk and the google assistant! How did I find out what kind of peppers? I called my mom after to tell her ask her if they were jalapenos because I was so confused (this was my third time using these peppers and nothing had happened).

@blackscreen9419 5 лет назад

OOF! Are you okay? Like that’s got to hurt

@l.s.squirrel4226 5 лет назад

My oldest kid had a bully at school that kept trying to steal his lunch or lunch money. (Seriously, this was only ten years ago, not forty). So my son started bringing his dad's chili to school. Yes...hubby makes his chili with multiple peppers,including habaneros. When this bully came around again, my son smiled and said, "Go ahead. I dare you." One sniff, and the kid left him alone from then on.

@tykitson6717 5 лет назад

90 likes and 2 views RU-vid drunk again ps love the vid rslash

@DN0103 5 лет назад

Ah...Man, these stories we're SO Enjoyable! Every last one of them.

@saraholsson5710 5 лет назад

2 views, 70 likes, 25 comments RU-vid in a nutshell

@MadMusic26 3 года назад

That last story was masterful!!

@chiggsy7313 5 лет назад

Anyone else do milk cereal then bowl on top

@GreatTheCatLover 4 года назад

0:23 now I'm imagining a race where managers ride their animal, but the animal is a human that works for them

@tatianatorres8066 5 лет назад

2 views and 85 likes? RU-vid did something good for once.

@cuteDRAGO 5 лет назад

Why

@Lyndiloo 4 года назад

That story from the girl about her ex trying to get into the Marines.. until the very end I was 100% convinced this girl was a secret ex of Onision.

@dfgddf717 5 лет назад

can you replace frick with flip flop?

@shawnwolf5961 5 лет назад

What the flippity flop FLIP FLOP man? Seriously, what the actual flip flop is flip floping wrong with you? For flip flop's sake!

@Sparklingling 5 лет назад

Wee neeed this NOW!!!!😂😂😂❤❤❤

@John_the_Paul 4 года назад

The ghost pepper incident reminds me of something that happened to me in highschool. I had gotten a Carolina reaper plant at Easter the previous year, and by the time of the incident it had produced about 6 peppers. I told someone at school about my plant, and he said I was lying. He told the whole class how I was, and dared me to bring one in to class, and said (in front of eyeryone) that if I brought a pepper into class, he would eat it. So, I then proceeded to bag up a pepper at home. When I brought it in, he backed down

@Metruzanca 5 лет назад

I feel like you've already done the first story. Might just be because I watch too many of your videos.

@sydneyl9523 5 лет назад

Metruzanca no he did

@JBonkerz96 5 лет назад

Hahahaha the highway 401. I know that highway, it's in ontario. There is no way one would have survived between rest stops, especially if he had to go through toronto when traffic is basically stop and go for an hour or more 🤣

@TheNeilBreen 5 лет назад

*Trains to become a marine* *Get‘s beat up by a girl*

@terra_the_nightingale135 5 лет назад

fissch I feel like this is a trolling comment if we’re still stating the whole “beat by a girl” thing, for all we know the girl was probably bigger than him. And remember, it happened in school.