r/Sad&Funny - YouTube Idols 😐 

Listen, I’ve never raised a kid, but I’ve also never flown a helicopter before, but I saw a helicopter in a tree, I’d still be able to go “Oh they fucked up.”

Man I love being called a queen... even if I'm a straight male that has never cross dressed.

16:20 - I really, honestly want Patricia to sue her 18-year-old. I want her to go up in front of a judge/magistrate and lawyers and say "I've been charging my child daily 'parenting fees' ever since he was 13 and now he's moved out, he won't pay them." I'd pay to watch her humiliate and incriminate herself like that.

I broke my tooth while I was in Istanbul. It wasn't 'bad' but it was a matter of not slicing my tongue or cheek before I could get to my own dentist so I was asking around. A few people directed me to an emergency dental office but warned me that it was pretty expensive. I would be able to claim it on insurance later so he pretty much built me a whole new tooth ... it cost $100. I joke that I'm going to go back there if I need another tooth repaired.

The reason "yeet" isn't hip anymore is because it's now just a normal word that people say in normal conversation. It didn't disappear, it ascended

"Do you have a kid? No, but I have a moustache" My favourite quote so far for 2023

As someone with ADHD who often needs days or weeks of internal fighting to finally manage doing tasks that are super easy to others, I totally relate to the snail artist!❤

I got my boyfriend's dad a flash drive with every recording known that the Beatles have been on, nicely organized into folders based on music, interviews, behind the scenes recordings, etc. Last time we went to visit I heard one of the rare tracks playing from his room. It only cost me a few hours of my time, and a flash drive, but it was a great present he still loves because he loves the Beatles and it isn't easy getting some of the tracks I got.

You know, I hope that the world never actually figures out how to interact with ghosts because I know that society is definitely going to force them to go to work, even though they're dead.

She's you daughter, not your date" it is actually really sad. The amount of girls under the age of 18 that have to go to safe houses because of a drunk father that does something is astonishing

Click probably didn't realize it, but when he described the time travel scenario where your genius stops in your 20s, that's just gifted kid burnout

That couple did not just randomly find a duck shaped tomato in their garden. I think they intentionally grew it that way. That doesn't just happen randomly. Fun fact: There's actually a practice in Japan where they grow fruits inside of molds so that the fruit will actually take the shape of the mold as it grows. This is how you get square watermelons, you just grow the watermelon in a box so it grows square. This looks like that, because it is perfectly in the shape of a rubber duck. I could believe this was random if it wasn't perfectly symmetrical and just looked like that from one specific angle but this just is the shape of a rubber duck which makes me think they grew the tomato inside of a rubber duck. Also, a lot of movies and TV shows tend to portray alien invasions as a bad thing because that's what we have done through out history is just invade and conquer foreign nations. But I honestly feel like any alien civilization advanced enough to have traveled through space would also have advanced as a society enough to where they no longer see the value in war and would only help our civilization grow. Or take one look at us, mark our planet as a danger zone and that's likely why we haven't made contact with other planets yet is cause they just know it's not safe to travel here. What is an unrealistic fantasy that I have? Growing up completely intact with a girl who is also fully intact who loves me as much as I love her and growing old together never knowing what pain feels like. It would also be great to grow up in a world where basic needs you need to function as a human being are just provided to you for free and the only things you actually have to work for are luxuries you can live without.

The guy being threatened firing because he didn't show up to work because he was dead. It's sad and funny. Many years ago, I worked at a company where an employee's official reason for termination was "failure to work while deceased.". That was actually on his paperwork.

the thumbnail was my mom's reaction to hearing about jared leto being a creep 😭

At 12:00, that's what I love about living in Germany. When I had to get my anxiety meds for the first time at the pharmacy with a prescription, the lady there looked at it and said "You know that you have to pay extra for these, right? Your insurance doesn't cover everything." At first I was thinking that I had to pay a bigger amount of money, like 50€ or if not more. And I had no such money on me at that moment. Nah... 5€! They warned me because of 5€! Scared the shit out of me.

20:14 I think if someone's in jail for any crime and that crime becomes legalized during their sentence then the sentence should be ended.

Anyone else think his description of time traveling back to being ten and then running out of ability make you think of the "gifted kid to burned out adult" pipeline?

24:36 this entire thing is just the reality for "Gifted" kids. It's honestly a curse. There's a reason Gifted kid burnout is a term.

"But then your genius comes to a halt when you're like 20 and you can't do like good math anymore." This happened to me without time travel

after my older sister died we got a mailed letter for her from the bank basically saying she needed to pay her credit card before X date or she'd have to pay an even bigger amount. my mom called the bank to let them know she was dead and they said they'd make sure to close her account and take care of that. over the following months I think we got at least 5 other letters from the bank addressed to her still saying the same thing. my mom had to call twice again to tell them to fix their mistake and that she had already called before and they were like "oh we're so sorry ma'am, we'll take care of it" before it'd happen again. it was both frustrating and kind of funny, like really, how desperate are you to get money from civilians that you'll keep harassing a dead girl to pay her credit card? 😂

A friend of mine had a dog that LOVED fetch, but one day after playing for a long time, just froze. They couldn't get him to move, they didn't know what was going on. They went to the vet and found out the dog likely had ocd/anxiety. He COULDN'T stop playing fetch, even when he was past his limit, and the freezing was from the anxiety of anticipating the next throw. 'You can't take something he loves from him completely, but you also can't let him do the activity as long as he'll go- because he won't stop until he has a shut down like he did before coming here.' So, the lesson here is, yes, animals have some of the same disorders we do (seizure meds humans take were developed for dogs first), even stuff we love can be a burden and restrictions on things, even enjoyable things, helps us and our loved ones be happy and healthy.

Y'know, being the kind of neurodivergent who can't stand eye contact, the Click being one of the only RU-vidrs I watch that I can maintain a lot of eye contact with even through a screen is quite comforting.

24:55 basically kids who were gifted and talented in schools 😬✨

To the lady who forgot she was diagnosed with dimensia, that's why it's the law in a lot of places that you have to have an emergency contact be brought in on the conversation, even if only by phone.

24:32 "you would have to pretend to be stupid so they dont think you are a genius but then your genius suddenly ends" dont worry thats just being a gifted kid

A long time ago I read in a book and there’s a quote that I still remember the main idea of (but not the real quote) “we borrow the earth from our children, give it back to them better than we found it” and I feel like we really should have listened a long time ago

This is so odd, the thing about the girlfriend in 23:21 I mean. My husband was not aware of how shitty people are sometimes treated and what a great person he is for not being totally self centered. Until I showed him how other guys treat their girlfriends. Guys, the bar is low. If you are a decent person indicating you are available and not one of those "nice guys" that expect obedience for being normal, you are a gem and I thank you for being that way.

8:45 "When I give food to the poor they call me a saint when I ask why the poor have no food they call me a socialist."

"and I wear sandals with socks" More proof of how wholesome The Click really is.

Click's outfit/style is so good dude gives such good gender vibes

I had to buy a $250 chemistry book for college where all we really needed was a code inside for a website. We never touched the book but if you didn't enter the code on the website you were kicked out of class. The teacher wrote the book and made royalties off of sales.

26:54 According to google, at a minimum wage of 7.25$/hr, it would take 69,000 years to earn a billion dollars. Bezos's current net worth is 150 billion. 69k x 150 = 10,350,000. It would take over ten million years to earn that much on minimum wage

We lost my old pokemon collection during a move when I was a kid. I remember looking up how much some of the rarer cards were worth a few years ago. I could've purchased a house, paid off my student loans and started up a rental property even with some of them being in mid-condition with what I had. god damnit mom. -_-

when you watch his videos he is able to steal parts of your soul. there is no other explanation for why he remains so young and beautiful

Unfortunately that "She's your daughter, not your date" sign is 100% real, my family and I saw it while we were drving through Alabama on our way to another state. It was surreal and also immensely depressing to see that the memes were true.

26:52 this is a very appropriate punishment for Bezos. Minimum wage jobs with Amazon work conditions. If he does something that would get him fired he has to start all over again. Actually this sounds like the Hell situation for billionaires in general. Also any customers they interact with are visitors from Karen Hell Edit: working minimum wage, Bezos would need about 2.5 million years to work off this punishment. That’s assuming he never did something to get fired and also worked 24/7

The proper temp for a shower is "the heat of a thousand suns" no matter what. There will be no discussion.

I also imagine that there's also the equivalent where the artist is thinking "yeah these guys are dumb enough" and knows people will defend them.

If aliens actually did figure out how to travel here, they'd probably lock the doors and speed the spaceship past; we're the bad part of town.

Had a cat once that could say: “no”, “hee-oh”, “she-et” and “heirre”. And we knew she meant and she knew we knew what she meant, so she’d super pissed off when you didn’t do it or respond right away. She’d also flick light switches on or off, usually to drive us out of a room but sometimes to see if we were impressed enough to give her a treat.

17:27 I lived in Dubuque, IA for two years in the late 90s and I remember a billboard near my office that was "Epileptic seizures are not caused by demons." It scared me that such a sign was necessary, but then that is a very Catholic town.

That Scott Pilgrim vs The World panel where he insults himself and Ramona in the same four words was more brutal than any insult ever given in an attempt to piss someone off...

I ended up in the emergency room in Italy once (I ended up being fine, I just passed out randomly). They ran all these tests on me, and I ended up spending the whole night there because of how busy it was. They never gave me a bill and never asked for my insurance...

My late mother HATED the end of Childhood's End. I legit did a double take because I hadn't heard that name in decades and Click just brought up the memory of her telling me that she hurled the book across the room when she finished and cried for hours after. I won't spoil but be prepared for that if you do decide to pick it up.

I did the math! Note: this doesn't even include tax or living expenses. This is if every penny was saved. Google says minimum wage in the US is $7.25 an hour and Bezos' net worth is 150.8 billion. It'd take 2,600,000,000 eight-hour work days for him to earn that much. Now let's say he's doing the standard 40 hour work week. It'd take him roughly 7,123,287.7 years to earn his fortune.

I used to hide when i watched Click's videos cuz i thought my mom would take my phone. Now i listen to them out loud and watch her face grow more concerned everytime

I'm not American, but still identified with the lady who couldn't stop laughing over two to ten euros being 'expensive' for medication. System's still a huge step up from the American one for anyone who isn't rich, but for some reason, Canada's healthcare system doesn't cover many prescription meds. My province briefly covered them for anyone 24 and under (they introduced this when I was 26, of course), but the Conservatives immediately got rid of that the moment they were elected. Dental and eye care also aren't covered for adults under (I believe) 65, for reasons nobody understands - at some point, someone just decided I guess that eyes and teeth are optional body parts.

The AI Trump rally is like when Sacha Baron Cohen as Borat went undercover to perform as a musician at a right wing event singing about the most heinous shit and the crowd was happily singing along until they realized it was basically a prank 😹

Never expected a random online goofy Swedish dude with a mic to warm my cold dead heart. You’re the best, Clicky ❤

Amazon has duckie shaped moulds for making candles. Those old people stuck a tomato into the mould and let it keep growing, so it took on the shape of a duck. The Japanese have made cubical watermelons this way for decades, growing all the watermelons inside boxes.

24:58 you know, it’s not a good sign when they said 22 ago and my immediate response was “oh, so 8 or 9 days tops?” And I was right

In Germany, third class (on trains) used to be called "Holzklasse" (wood class), because it just had wooden, uncushioned benches. So yeah, that's what I'd imagine the cheap class on airplanes to be like. "You want seat belts? You didn't pay for seat belts!"

The way Click refuses to say "Ouiji" and continues to correctly say "Ouija" has me rofl.

I remember in university, a bunch of us engineers made fireworks. None of us where studying to become chemical engineers. I am amazed all of us still had all our bits after that.

With the snail painting thing, I’ve recently got into coding and you see all these dumb little indie games which look terrible and you laugh at because you see all these amazing beautiful games made by large companies and even indie developers who’ve been working on coding and art for years before releasing the game and we really don’t give the people who make those dumb solo games with art that looks like a three year old wanted to try blender enough credit for learning to code this idea that they wanted to put out into the world and i think its really sad we’ve got to this point

Sometimes public transport does feel like everyone is going to a funeral but other times it's so fun. One time I was talking to my friend about a recipe I needed but can't find an easy one while on the bus. An old lady chimed in and gave me one of her recipes and it was the most heartwarming thing ever.

Everybody knows that to be a proper dad, it doesn't really matter whether you have kids or not. All that matters is how many dad jokes you can fit into a conversation...

Click: should i make a dad channel? Me, unwillingly: you are my daaAAAD ♪ you're my DAD! boogie woogie woogie ♫ ♬

15:53 Cats generally communicate via subvocalization with other cats. They just meow for us, so in a sense, they do speak our language, we just still don't understand it.

10:15 - The kids I babysit for found that out a few years ago. They used it as leverage to have me play more video games with them. "You're being paid to be with us, so you should do what we want to do." No arguments here!

15:35 My cat is literally little spooned against me under my blanket watching this with me right now! 😊

I love how you said millennials and zoomers, I’m a millennial but I really like Gen Z’s idea on acceptance.

~4:40 This is why you don't take the lump sum. Take the weekly payments for life. It changes the tax bracket and decreases the tax amount. Also makes it impossible to spend it all frivolously and/or have it syphoned away by leeches. Delay your gratification if you ever win the lottery.

11:27 - This is what I believe the "Artists Eye" is. It's why so many artists feel we're never at the skill level we want. The better we get the more of the process we're aware of, and the more improvements we know we can make. It never ends since the more you train your skill the stronger your eye gets and there is always another level to reach you can achieve. It's also why I think people who don't make art have a harder time putting their feelings on it into words. I have a hard time with colour balancing and, because I know I struggle with it, I always see how other artists tackle their pallets and comment on it when I'm impressed. It's hard to give an accurate comment when you have no idea what the terminology, skill level, or techniques you're dealing with are.

4:20 I have read somewhere that lotteries are basically a way for the government to tax poor people. They are usually advertised specifically to those who don't have any money, and the government takes a huge cut. Thia articles makes me believe it

25:24 YO CLICK SAID THE F WORD. I actually didnt expect it because he usually doesnt swear in his videos, he must have been really shocked to let one slip like that

Ohhh my gosh I relate to the Christian one so hard 😂Thankfully, I found a community of other queer Christian socialists who refuse to abandon our beliefs. They're literally like "love others" and you're like "okay" and some people are really like "wait, no, not like that" LIKE, DID GOD STUTTER?

21:15 Ryanair once applied to the European authorities with a plan to introduce STANDING CAPACITY in airplanes. Like, you know, on a bus/tram. They got rejected.

14:15 The United Snakes 😭

My grandma used to knit me socks for presents for Christmas and now my mom’s keeping the tradition up by knitting or buying me those fluffy af socks. I love it. Also all girl (me, my sister and my cousin) get matching pajama sets every year. Absolutely the best thing.

31:29 This reminds me of a news story I heard last year about financial analysts getting mad at Costco for refusing to jack up their prices like all of the other stores were doing. The analysts said Costco should follow suit because their customers would be happy to pay the higher costs. Yeah, it's totally that and not because we have little choice to pay what the stores charge or risk starving to death. Hearing that story finally made me understand some shoplifters.

22:07 it's really sad then, when you can't even do that anymore, because you need to save money, and electricity just got too expensive to shower hot when you need it. I've replaced my comfort showers with going to bed and wrapping myself in the blankets, sometimes with hot water bottles.

Tomato duck and cat watching bird tiktoks is the emotional bomb that I didn't know I needed but I'm so glad exists

Since Click's videos started showing up on my homepage, I watch them every time I feel a bit down. Thanks for making such wholesome videos because often your humor and compliments make my day better ❤❤

21:22 "what would this look like"? I refer to the Despicable Me 3 movie when the minions escape prison by shoving most into a giant bag hanging from a 'plane'.

27:29 No Pokey, it's much... MUCH WORSE. They will prove... the Earth... is an oblong spheroid.

27:35 It's mythical when one of your favourite youtubers starts talking about your favourite book.

you should make a dad channel where you treat your viewers as your kids and teach them stuff

16:44 i hope they go and sue the kid just so the shit flies back at the parent and they end up paying the kid back all the money the kid had to pay since they where 13

I'm a trans guy who generally gets dysphoric from being called any feminine terms, but being called a queen still felt a little nice

"Sorry, I'm getting very carried away, im gunna- yes" me every time

Christmas was pretty sparse when I was a kid (2 brothers 3 sisters) but I still remember a book I got when I was about 12. It was about dog heroes, and had a blue-eyed husky on the cover and I can still see that cover clear as day, over 50 years later.

Okay but when someone laughs so hard they can’t tell the joke, it makes me laugh too, it’s just too cute

14:36 its the same with people inside no idea what is happening

Presents are never really about the price Yes, I’m going to ask for a $500 terrarium tank for Christmas. But also, one of my most memorable gifts was a pack of tissues from my best friend (because my birthday is right at the start of allergy season) Some gifts are expensive and great but others can be cheap and just as memorable

Tbf I would LOVE a Dad channel from Click Childless or not, I think you'd give amazing parental advice, maybe my parents will listen to another adult for once

8:30 - If you can't say one of the words you are comparing, they are not the same.

23:37 "The Hundred Yard Forest"...

This man has mastered the art of upload schedules.

Love this. Do want to point out, in the AI written trump rally script, it's "the United SNAKES". So Beautifully accurate.

That awkward moment when you're eating Arby's while watching @14:29

My dad’s friend was really into magic a long time ago, and probably like a decade ago he sold all of his cards. He had a freaking black lotus (pretty much the most valuable mtg card, it can go anywhere from 5k to 20k used.) in pretty much perfect condition. He ended up packaging all of his cards into 5 card packs in blank envelopes and selling them for like $10 each (for reference, I used to be a bit into it and probably have almost a thousand cards total, and my collection is very much considered small) and made so much money because there was a chance that the buyer could get such a rare card so cheap. Honestly a genius move, since he made more selling all of his cards like that than he would’ve selling them individually because he sold all of the like 10 cent cards for the same amount and that was like 80% of the cards. But seriously, look at the mtg card market, most go for less than a dollar, but it scales up quick. If you need a specific card it’s not too uncommon for it to go for like $50.

Can we all just agree that Click's videos and comment sections have the best vibes?

11:04 as an artist myself i see some seemingly simple paintings (or sculpture, or textiles etc...) that i know took years of technique mastery that i will probably never reach, and I'm always impressed. Even that large canvas with one straight brush stroke, if done by human hand, is harder than i can imagine.

21:59 - I like my showers burning hot to compensate warmth and love, I let the water embrace me and heal my stone cold body...

"life is a comedy from afar, and a tragedy up close" - some webtoon i think

14:21 United Snakes 🐍 😂

As a microbiologist, I appreciate you clarifying that amoebas have far more class and etiqiue than whatever the hell the guy who thought he could crawl back to his ex had. Also, interestingly enough, amoebas actually don't crawl, they actually use cytoplasmic protrusions called flagella and cillia that beat rapidly, essentially using them to yeet themselves across water. These same protrusions are also used to create water currents that draw in food particles. I have way too many microbiology facts stored in my brain so I will take any opportunity to ramble about funky little guys.

28:15 where is this!?! we never had a pizza night when I was in jail! most we ever got was a Little Debbie Brownie on Christmas

Childhood's End is such a cool book. I read it a couple months ago and it's really interesting to see the difference between sci-fi in the 1950's compared to some of the stuff I grew up with and stuff I could see made today. It's also surprisingly relevant given America today.