Real Life Saw Traps (DEAD MEAT PODCAST #7) 

Jigsaw: stabs a guy with a knife Jigsaw: I didn’t kill him the knife did

"Give me a feather, i think i could do this." "I dont have any." Such sincerity in both the statement and reply, i CANNOT😂😂😂😂

I'm so impressed that you got Billy's contact info and persuaded him to do an intro, he's actually surprisingly camera shy ;)

I know it's terrible, but I saw a meme once that had me rolling. It was an artist's rendition of the rack, and it said "what doesn't kill you makes you longer" lol

I found you on complete accident, and ended up watching every single video in one day. Super excited about this channel!

Fun fact- the actress who played Simone in the first trap mentioned, actually won that role from a reality tv show hosted by Shawnee smith.

“Give me a feather...I don’t have any” comedy gold, I love this channel. It’s only gotten better

The amount of research this took is being severely understated. Very interesting and well prepared write up. And I could watch Chelsea smile-talk for hours. I'm not straight so that isn't creepy >.

I can't wait to come back to this 9 weeks later to get all of these references 😂😂😂😂

I came into this like “I could never watch an hour long video but whatever I’ll watch a bit” Then I watched the whole thing....and all the other podcasts....

“Move your ASS Jeff!!” *cut to Chelsea who is completely unamused* “Yeah.”

Can't wait for the new intro soon: I'm James A Janisse, I'm Chelsea Rebecca and we're husband and wife and we liked to get scared together! They're so cute!

AWESOME!!!! I see the wood signs I carved for James & Chelsea!!! WOOOOO, Dull Machete wood carving will be next!!!! They look so awesome on your set!!!!!!!!! :)

That intro is by far the best one on RU-vid!

I’m thinking about writing a paper for school about how horror movies reflect the events/views/society of a time, and i am gonna use this as one of my sources, cause i find this interesting and loved listening to this podcast! Thank you!

i love this episode, prof chelsea is amazing

How I imagine the pitch went when he came up with the Saw kill count Jigsaw: Hello James, I wanna play a game, inside your neck is a bomb that set to go off in about a few weeks. The only way to deactivate it is if you make kill count episodes focusing on saw movies. If you don’t make one it will blow up sooner, you have until the leprechaun series is over, make your choice. James: Shit.

they look like they genuinely love each other so much. the way James looks at Chelsea is so heartwarming.

I love how james is just continuously smiling its just cute , very supportive and concentrating on how chelsea is talking , it's just adorable ❤

The freezing a person with cold water in an icy condition was also done by a couple of Russian Tsars Where they take a young woman strip her and throw water on her while she would be standing in the snow This technique would also be used as an experiment by the Japanese in Manchuria to test the effects of hypothermia

I appreciate the effort that goes into this. Cutting between the 2 of you, is great.

“...baby, it’s the rack!” 😂 ya’ll are adorable

YO JAMES THAT INTRO IS POPPIN

This RU-vid channel has made me love life 500 percent more

This was definitely uncomfortable because of the subject matter, but I always enjoy the Dead Meat podcast. Thanks Chelsea for putting so much hard work into this, and thanks to both of you for being such entertaining people on your various projects. Sending good vibes your way :)

All James' little nipple pasties reminded me of Starz's objection to Hannibal's blood eagle episode-- the execs were okay with them having the lungs flayed out on lines from the ceiling, but not with the female victim's nipples being shown, so they had to edit around it. Like really?

I found this channel, watched 1 video, subscribed immediately

Hy Question: Was there a SLOWASSS MUDAFCKING JEFF in any of those traps irl?

Honestly, you cover all the movies i love, and you edit so damn well!! You have become my #1 favorite youtuber.

54:10 "they die from......getting their taint torn up" oh my god James lol

James leaning back on his chair holding his face saying "leaves the whole world blind and in bulls" is such a mood for this video. He seemed so exasperated and done with everything.

NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION

Awesome video guys! It was so nice to meet you both at Monsterpalooza in Tobin Bell's line 🔪 🎃

Yess!! I love learning about medieval torture devices its so messed up and fascinating and macabre

Another "real" Saw trap is from Poe's "Pit and the Pendulum" (judging by inquisition rules it wouldn't have been used like he wrote) which I'm fairly certain directly inspired Seth Baxter's trap

"The big book of t-pain nearly made me spit out my mimosa

Why is such a good video put in my recommended 2 years later

Aww, no mention of The Cage? So allegedly, in England during the Dark Ages there was a torture which involved strapping a steel cage to someones stomach. The cage would be filled with starved, rabid rats who, out of fear and hunger, would burrow into the persons stomach and eat them alive. Also, the Freezer trap could he a reference to a “humane” torture still being used in places like America. Its just shutting someone in a room with the Air conditioning on to make the room just slightly too cold to ever be comfortable. This type of torture could go on for months or even years. Also while this isn’t a historic torture device, its a fascinating torture trap I’d love to see being put into the new Jigsaw series. Its the usage of perfluorocarbon, a liquid which can hold enough oxyen to actually allow a person to breathe in said fluid. However, while the fluid enters the lungs, it makes the person feel like they’re drowning, and getting the stuff out of the lungs doesn’t feel too pleasent either. This modern torture involves putting people into a pitch black box, filling it, “drowning” them and removing them while threatening to repeat the process if they didn’t disclose the information. Just imagine what the series could do with this stuff. I swear I’m not a murderer, I just love researching random things.

I love this video's chemistry of Chelsea being a little too emphatic to talk about torture methods and James being deeply troubled by them

When the cat arrived, I just kept on watching the scenes that she's in over, and over, and over, and over. I'm a little obsessed.

Wow, I did NOT expect Chelsea to talk about the Tang Code! I actually took a course called Crime and Punishment in Traditional China while I was at university. We looked at the Tang, Ming, and Qing systems... I never thought I'd hear about it ever again, least of all on Dead Meat. Our final assignment in the class was to write a crime/legal drama based on the Qing Code. Good times.

Honestly I’m so happy I found ur channel because your truly one of my favorite youtubers surprised you don’t have 1 million because you honestly great. All other movie critics are like snobby and uptight and have strong opinions about everything but you make jokes and people who have been watching your channel understand your inside jokes like “Axle” Please keep up the good work 👍🏾💞

I wish I could watch more horror movies but it affects me too much, no matter how cheesy or ridiculous. It was amusing to see James looking as uncomfortable as I normally feel. The content on this channel has made a big impact on me. It’s a degree of separation that allows me to appreciate the genre for the first time. Thank you!

The fact that they know that even though people like this stuff in movies, that is is horrible in real life makes me smile as I know that they are truly good people.

I appreciate that James knows about Iron Maiden because it’s my favorite band of all time.

I love the Dead Meat content in this channel

Love that even if you’re not watching, you can hear James move away from the mic in frustration when he says “FUCKIN’ JEFF”

Her calling him babe and baby while discussing tortue devices is legit the cutest thing i have ever heard

43:16 “WEHHHH JEFF”

I love James so much! I’m right with him hating these tortures and the people who did them.

Literally the best thing I've listened to in a while! Genuinely looking forward to the next one.

I just realised that Matilda features an iron maiden. In Trunchbull's cabinet it is said she put nails and broken glass in there and makes kids go in there for hours. They don't get hurt so long as they stay in the right position.

I like how you actually, genuinely, asked your girlfriend to give you feathers. Like, she had to tell you she didn't have any. That was funny to me :)

"Eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind and in bulls"

It's truly mind boggling how sensitive, serious and intellectual some of this subject matter can be, but how wholesome James and Chelsea can be at the same time (Just look at 8:05 - 8:16, I love this stuff)

Coming back to watch the old podcast episodes makes you really see how far they have come. I, and all of your fans really, are so proud of you guys.

Look at his edits in the background 10/10😂👌

Is that a Black Phillip plushie on Chelsea’s desk? Awesome. 💀 🥩

Lucy is my favorite crypt tv monster

Dude, you made my day when I get back from vacation to find out saw is the next series. LOVE YOU

I was one of the Final Destination people!

Love this podcast, thanks James and Chelsea for finding time to do them also

y'all's intro take about being aware that there were actual human beings affected by these real life torture devices is incredibly admirable, especially in 2022

"Do you remember the blood eagle?" -please no. Stop- "So..." James inside: *fuuuuuck*

If there is gonna be another Saw Movie like the rumors say, what kind of traps do y’all think will be in that one? I remember in Sinister Two that there was a death were rats ate through people. I think that might be one of them, and maybe something like someone slowly getting dropped into a vat of hot candle wax or boiling water. What do y’all think? What traps or torture methods will be in the rumored Saw Movie? I also think the rumored Saw Movie would be called “Jigsaw 2: The Billy Inquisition”

Love listening to these podcasts while I'm at work.

I'm just so excited to see you cover all the SAW movies... Definitely my favorite horror franchise , for both villain , and utterly ridiculous story line :)

Final destination is the scariest because the villain isn’t a demon, it isn’t an insane killer, it isn’t a quick witted supernatural creature It’s Death itself While the deaths are over the top, they still are technically possible. And that is scariest of all

i have waited a year for this franchise finally its here

OOOOOH MAN that scared me at the start

This is the first podcast i seen (just found your channel) the chemistry between you and your lady is GOALS !!!! Keep it up, gained a new sub! 🙏🏼💪🏼

This made my inner nerd so happy! Well done Chelsea! I love learning about the history behind movies/games. Thanks for this!

It was so cute when Chelsea said "Baby, it's the Rack."

The first Hostel movie had a museum to torture device. I remember because the two American characters was chasing a guy wearing a similar jacket to what their icelantic friend wore through it.

at 25:57 the way he looked at her when he said “she loves color coding stuff” made me fucking MELT he loves her so much 😭

I LOVE THAT INTRO SO MUCH! I REPLAY IT LIKE 10 TIMES JUST TO GET THE FULL FEELING!

Hey James, do you ever think about doing a video titled "The Krill Count" where we tally up the krill in all of our favorite horror movies?

5:25, James and jigsaw are staring into my soul.

I'm gonna borrow that saying now! "An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind. And in bulls." 🤣

As a descendent of Ragnar Lodbrok, specifically Sigurd, it’s great the one of most famous example of Blood Eagling was done by my ancestors.

Final destination noooooooooooooooooooooooooo I love that series soooooo much

I consider Jigsaw The Punisher of horror movie antagonists.

The way they look at each other is adorable!💖 It was also vwry interesting to learn about the historical tortures, although it was unsettling.

Saw was one of the horror movies that used to scare me but now its one of my favorite horror movie series of all time

Do a kill count on “The Collector” if you like saw, btw the killer has the dumbest mask

can’t wait for saw!

its so nice to come back to old episodes and see how the podcast has grown :3

Congrats on 600k! You deserve way more! Keep up the pod casts! I love them!!

42:03 When your food finally arrives.

hey James love your videos and you when you count kills you also review the movie or show and that is why I love your channel it's the best on RU-vid and good day from Georgia

This is my second binge of the dead meat podcast

I just started this video and I can't wait to watch the rest of it because I really wanted to see something from the Saw franchise in your channel!! btw, Chelsea is so pretty! You guys are so awesome together!

Good content right here

9:20 Lucy , makes an appearance

The torture method at 32:22 is used in the 1963 film Two Thousand Maniacs! where they roll a guy down a hill in a barrel with nails sticking out

This episode was so cool. dark, but cool. Whats awesome to me is i've been here since the beginning of this channel and watched it go from a small horror channel into how big it is now. i used to wait all week, and now there's so much content i can hardly keep up sometimes!

Yes!!!!!! Been waiting for this 🖤🖤🖤🌌🌌🌌

I would love to see Final Destanation

When she talked about the "trial by water and fire" by ordeal, I thought about the Angel trap from saw 3, in which Kerry had to grab the key from the acid beaker.

31:41 his name was strom and he died at the end of saw 3D.