watching the movie that called to me and found a home in my heart...and then I kicked it out because it was so bad but idk Twitter: / thedmatthews Instagram: / dylanwillnotparticipate
I love that he reminded me of that vine where a person scared a lady and she immediately says “fuck u” and thats what Dylan did too right after that (getting scared)
That’s not true most women didn’t have their first until they were around 18-20 (sometimes a bit earlier or a bit later) back then. They lived a relatively long life (if you survived past infancy). Check it yourself look up women you know from history and find their first child and subtract, most of the time they were 18 or 19. Notable exception was Margaret Beaufort (she was either 13 or 16 depending on when she was actually born) and that was considered notable back then. Teen pregnancy is very high risk and they knew it then so it was rare to have kids much earlier than 17 and I found most women were between 18-20.
@@Wwdancwe690 and poor Margaret Beaufort basically had her reproductive system destroyed in the process. It's a miracle she and Henry both survived the birth, but she never had any more children and I'm not sure she ever even managed to conceive again.
The 'Rock'-Part is actually accurate to the german tale where the wolf is not really killed but only cut open to free Red Riding Hood and the Grandmother, so they fill the belly of the wolf with stones (after they climb out) and sew it shut. After the wolf wakes up he's thirsty and when he goes to the river (oder a lake), to drink he falls into the river/lake and drowns. Funny they chose this detail for the adapation.
I mean I care when a relative I don't know dies because my parents cared and I'm sad that they lost someone they care about. Don't know why you felt the need to make a shitty joke about one of your parents losing a sibling in real life on a video about a bad werewolf movie.
@@oMuStiiA If the parents didn't care enough about their sibling to tell their children until their sibling died, then why the fuck would the child care? It's a literal random stranger.
If I wrote this movie, Gary Oldman would have played the love interest AND the werewolf AND he would have had an extensive crossdressing scene where he pretends to be the grandma because IM not a COWARD
Omg I just Googled and found out that the boyfriend auditioned for Edward and the director preferred him but Stephanie Meyer had the final choice. Director still liked him so much that she chose him for this film L M A O
@k Humor oh 100%....robert pattinson doesn't deserve the shit he gets for twilight. he was the one good part of the franchise and he did the best he could with what he was given lmao
When I watched this originally, I immediately knew the bad boy wasn't the wolf. Not just because the movie kept trying to make you think it's him so it's obviously a red herring, but because his name is Peter. As in Peter and the Wolf.
1. He killed the grandma and put her in the soup 2. He was disrespected because his wife treated him badly since she never loved him but the whole village knew 3. By richer hunting grounds he meant that there's more people to eat in the cities
Yeah I think the general premise on it isn't terrible but everything about how it was brought oblige is just terrible! From the script to post production it's just terrible!
@@localweeb2924 Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, great if you thought it was really well done. Everyone's opinion is valid including yours and ours. I didn't think it was well done because the acting specifically in the more serious scenes was not convincing, there was a lack of appropriate emotion conveyed, in fact I felt that in most of the movie the acting wasn't successful. I also thought that the music placement like Dylan said wasn't done well, scary music during times that shouldn't be scary can present a conflicting tone which confuses the audience about what to expect. That's just a couple of the many reasons why I think the movie could have been better but I think Dylan pretty much explains why he doesn't think it was successful in its portrayal either in this video.
I saw him in a different thing and then I watched twilight and then I saw the other thing again like years later and was like: where do I know him from? Ohhhh... he's-the-dude-from-twilight
Did anyone realize that they made a reference to the original red riding Hood story and when the father impersonated the grandma in the end 'the grandma' is actually the food she is eating
I had never heard the phrase “all sorrows are less with bread” be used outside of Mexican/Hispanic culture. My family uses it all the time and we are given bread when we are scared or sad.... Which might explain why we are all chubby 🤷🏻♀️ lol
Annika Röhner Fr tho, as a child I didn’t realized how brutal all their stories were! Now that I’m older I always forget that non-German people (idk if their stories were successful outside it?) don’t know the stories and are weirded out by it a bit more haha
@@lania0637 As an American, I felt the same way you did about red riding hood, but that's the only one I remember reading first. Having grown up with Disney version of little mermaid, just hearing about the German version was nightmare fuel. Though that could be due to me not liking horror.
Aurelia Bachmeier Ehrlich.. ich bin Erzieherin und in der Ausbildung haben wir über Märchen geredet und welche tatsächlich Kinder-approved sind 🤗 die meisten originalen Versionen der Märchen sind Next Level krass 😶
There is some serious "not like other girl-ism" going on here. "Ohhhh, I'm not like other girls, I kill rabbits and hook up with smirking tiktok boys!"
And I’ve cream. I’m in a depressed faze rn and I’ve eaten gelato, a Belgian waffle, two Belgian snickers and a white chocolate thingy. But I’m gonna workout and I’ve drank a lot of water, so it’s ok. No it’s not😞
Dude, I've figured it out. The father turned the grandmother into the stew. That's why the Main Character looked so horrified and asked what kind of stew it was.
Crap movie that somehow drew in some great actors... and even they struggled with the damn writing. I really wanted her to tell her dad, "Yeah, sounds good. Bite me. Let's wreck this place."
I think this good actors thought the same i did, this could be a good movie but if is little more serious and dirty like more a suspense or a thriller. Yeah as i comment you say it 10:48
He was wearing "Sheep clothing" during the festival. That was the clue. A wolf in sheep clothings. Thats it. Movie still whack... which makes for amazing content lol
Hardwicke likes to use unknown and realistic actors in her work but it didn’t fit here especially when you’ve got some very well known actors in the mix.
Dylan: “This makes no sense what does he even use for hair cream? You’re telling me he uses maple syrup from the trees?” *Canadian F-boys have left chat*
Aparently no or else he would told it to her. This guy is really forgetful... maybe too much! I mean, if i was stabed by a guy that i likes i'll be angry! I wouldn't punch him cause i'm not strong but i would desire to do it.
Also if he was stabbed in the stomach how was he able to nick down a door, fight, and still leave with her with out passing out from blood loss. I know adrenaline is a thing but it can’t be that strong and it doesn’t last that long either
I could have sworn when I watched this movie when I was a kid that amanda seyfried ended up as a wolf and her grandmother knew and that's why she gave her the cloak because it protected her somehow. Maybe it was after the credits? Idk I remember that vividly.
I gotta be honest, I'm with Catherine Hardwicke on this one. The first Twilight book is not Shakespeare, but it's not trying to be, and if you take it at face value rather than buying into the Twi-hate, it's a very enjoyable book. It was clearly a self-indulgent labor of love from the author. It was like a nice pint of ice cream. People just like to give it crap for not being gourmet gelato. The sequels were obviously written too quickly after the surprise success of the first book; they're badly conceived, the love triangle is just there to draw in money, the pacing is weird, the overall plot begins to derail around the time Bella starts hallucinating about Edward, and has gone completely off the tracks by the end of the fourth book when we've suddenly got X-men superpowers and half-breed babies with cringey names. That said...it's not like Hardwicke did a good job directing the Twilight movie. It's a disaster. So while I agree with her opinion on the series, she probably also just did badly enough to be fired. And Red Riding Hood was just embarrassing.
I actually like this movie but it could be better. There is a deleted scene where Valarie goes to a new place with her father implying that she is now a wolf. In retrospect I think that would have been a better ending. Valarie always wanted to leave Dogerhorn/wood (whatever the village is called), she didn't want to marry Henry, she lost her sister (and eventually her grandmother), when things went bad people that she thought were her friends revealed their true colors, and her mother is a liar and is hugely at fault for her sisters death and all the chaos that happens. Besides Peter Valarie had every other reason to want to leave her village. It was is also very dark and most of the original versions of most fairytales are very dark.
Honestly when I first started watching I was like "Maybe there is no werewolf, there's just this normal wolf and this dude who comes in, poisons/drugs the villagers of the places he goes to to make them hallucinate the wolf as whatever they imagined it to be or based on descriptions they'd heard from each other. And was going to trick them into paying him to get rid of the wolf and then kill one of them while they were all hallucinating and use the werewolf reverting to its human form when dead as a cover-up." which honestly, in retrospect, would have been a more interesting plot.
dylan, who has watched the full movie up until this point: i want everyone to guess who the werewolf is! me, watching only snippets, doesn't even know the main character's name: 👁👄👁
Or that he got a last minute priest costume from Party City before having to attend a Halloween party and walks in with just the shirt and like blue jeans.
This is the trivia on IMDB: Trivia Amanda Seyfried had a bad experience with Shiloh Fernandez at a dinner party, so Catherine Hardwicke had to persuade the actress to give him a chance. Sounds like Shiloh should have been recast. Wtf.
YESSSS OH MY GODDDDD that song was literally stuck in my head foreverrrrr Great now imma be singing it all day tomm😂 IMAGINE IF DYLAN REACTED TO THE FIRST EPISODE OF THE WITCHERRRR!!
I think if I recall correctly, whilst the sister was crushing on him (still kinda Ew), they weren't engaged or even in a relationship, and the mum kept trying to push Valerie on him instead, later getting them engaged in the movie.
fun fact, in the original grims version of red riding hood, it DID end with them filling the wolfs stomach with rocks and throwing him into the ocean, alive.
The stuffing the dad with rocks was a nod to a short fable about a wolf who swallowed these goat children and he passed out. The mother goat came home to find all but one of her children gone. So she and her last kid found the wolf, cut him open, freed all her kids, and then stuffed him with rocks. When the wolf woke up, he was thirsty. He went to drink from the river and drowned. This movie sucks tho. I’m glad I never watched it.
omg i had a children's storybook and this was one of the stories!!! i don't have it anymore but thank you for making me remember it ooohhh the nostalgia i'm getting
@@chick2102 really? That's weird. I haven't watched it in a while but was obsessed with it as a teen. Never once thought it was trying to be a comedy tho. More like a "mysterious drama" kinda movie.. 🤔
When I was like 13-14 I wasn’t into twilight. I was into this movie since I liked the actors better. And when I say that I was into it I mean it. I was literally writing fan fics on it, dreaming about it and I remember I would walk into the woods in the backyard and maladaptive daydream about it for hours on end 💀
I thought that happened in this movie and was so excited to see Dylan's reaction and when it didn't got so confused. Your comment made me realise that's where I remembered it from, such a good version of the story.
Me too 😂😂 , i watched several times when i was a teenager and i used to love it , but i guess last month or so i came across it on TV and watched and i laughed so much at my younger self for actually liking it 😂😂 , this happened to me with sooo many other movies as well 😹😓
@@kalelbutler4147 that's the reason why SHE didn't think anything was wrong - audience and writers however are free to notice that little, rather uncomfortable detail
this movie confused me on so many levels and i know she loves the axe guy, but I was rooting for the other guy and I always root for the main love interest 💀
Ancient Roman logic right there 😂😂😂😂 People are dying, bread !!!! Your leader got stabbed by his bffs, it all right, he left you bread!!!! Political unrest? HAVE SOME BREAD!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂
Honestly, I just watched the movie as a VERY guilty pleasure/eye candy, and your review and conclusion of it is very accurate! This movie was beyond terrible, but I have a thing for the moody aesthetic, not going to lie.
"One on one I can take on a wolf, but I'm just built different." My dude really forgets how big a wolf stands and how much weight and muscle it has behind it's whole body. I'd rather get attacked by a black lab at 5 years old again than face a wolf in my prime now.
This sounds like a Wattpad storyline. Sister dies & it's uncovered that she was engaged so now the other sister has to marry him. Like. Can someone find some originality please?!
To be fair this movie is from 2011. Wattpad didn't get mainstream popular until around 2016, at least for my circles. I liked some aspects of the movie, but I watched it when it came out as a kid so im kinda attached.
@@undergroundgirl74 yea it got released in 2007, but the popularity varied among different social circles. Mine didn't hit until then and that was about the time it was full of bandwagon stories. I'm just trying to be fair to the writers though, saying a minor part of the storyline is cliche is just kinda rude imo. Especially when considering how many stories,TV shows, movies are out being original in every aspect of those plotlines is very difficult. Especially when you have multiple people grabbing onto the same piece saying I want this in it and i want this in it. I'm not saying the piece is amazing, but dont compare it to a wattpad story unless its a current one from 2019 or earlier please. 🙏 Edit: I dont mean to say every wattpad story before 2019 was bandwagon or bad, but a good amount were at the very least bandwagon (or self-insert) is what I mean.
That's not right. The older sister Liked the guy, but he's actually her half brother. Her mother would have never allowed them to be engaged. He had a crush on the younger sister. So it wouldn't have mattered if the older sister died or not, still ain't marrying the blacksmith.
