Red Rover | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von  

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That’s the environment Theo creates

To be that good on camera he’s got to be pretty shitty off camera

@@tannerchopp2107 I mean the guy don't even get elections praise God

It's happening just as I said it would...the healing phase of being "scared to death”is lung cancer, pneumonia, bronchitis and flu. You can also expect to see more appendix problems which are caused by being in fear for your life, feeling like a fish out of water, uncertain of your place in life. The longer the fear, the more serious the diagnosis. When the willful hostages are finally freed from their homes (because of media and government lies based on the fraudulent Germ Theory), and people begin to get happy and feel less stressed, the result will be the healing phase....of pneumonia, burst appendix, gallbladder issues, arthritis in certain joints, it’s all subjective to what your brain experienced at the moment of the conflict. The fear campaign has caused ALL the illnesses, not a Boogey Virus. Every disease is based on the Germ Theory, which was the theory of ONE man over 100 years ago. It was never proven to be 100% valid, and has not even been QUESTIONED again. Why? In order for a theory to be valid, it must be reproduceable in each and every person 100% of the time. Every single person exposed to a "virus" MUST get sick from it 100% of the time, over and over again. It's how you PROVE a theory is valid. This was never done. Scientists used to think witches and witchcraft were valid!! Educated people?? hahaha!! If you cannot "catch" cancer, arthritis or diabetes from another person, then you cannot "catch" a cold or flu. There is no such thing that only SOME diseases are communicable, but not all. It's either all or none of them...they are all based on the same Germ Theory. If you can't "catch" someone's lung cancer, you can't "catch" their colds or flu. Upsetting and distressing events in a person's life is what cause ALL cancer and cancer-equivalent disease, cold, flu, pneumonia, bronchitis, etc. The cause of death in Small Pox was PNEUMONIA, not acne lesions. The only people who “caught” Small Pox were the ones who were attacking each other..Indians and Militia....people who feared and were attacked by each other. A massive fear campaign will CAUSE people to be "worried sick", but sickness doesn't happen until people resolve their fears. Why do you think kids get sick in October? Because their fear of going back to school and being upset about it finally dissolves, and they get back into their routines. What the media and government is doing to people is criminal. Western Medicine is pure fraud. I can't be the only person in this disgustingly brainwashed world who knows about German New Medicine.

He should make him a regular

I agree

Riley is probably just as much of a genius and he's really just doing a bit.

EXACTLY

Yes

It's happening just as I said it would...the healing phase of being "scared to death”is lung cancer, pneumonia, bronchitis and flu. You can also expect to see more appendix problems which are caused by being in fear for your life, feeling like a fish out of water, uncertain of your place in life. The longer the fear, the more serious the diagnosis. When the willful hostages are finally freed from their homes (because of media and government lies based on the fraudulent Germ Theory), and people begin to get happy and feel less stressed, the result will be the healing phase....of pneumonia, burst appendix, gallbladder issues, arthritis in certain joints, it’s all subjective to what your brain experienced at the moment of the conflict. The fear campaign has caused ALL the illnesses, not a Boogey Virus. Every disease is based on the Germ Theory, which was the theory of ONE man over 100 years ago. It was never proven to be 100% valid, and has not even been QUESTIONED again. Why? In order for a theory to be valid, it must be reproduceable in each and every person 100% of the time. Every single person exposed to a "virus" MUST get sick from it 100% of the time, over and over again. It's how you PROVE a theory is valid. This was never done. Scientists used to think witches and witchcraft were valid!! Educated people?? hahaha!! If you cannot "catch" cancer, arthritis or diabetes from another person, then you cannot "catch" a cold or flu. There is no such thing that only SOME diseases are communicable, but not all. It's either all or none of them...they are all based on the same Germ Theory. If you can't "catch" someone's lung cancer, you can't "catch" their colds or flu. Upsetting and distressing events in a person's life is what cause ALL cancer and cancer-equivalent disease, cold, flu, pneumonia, bronchitis, etc. The cause of death in Small Pox was PNEUMONIA, not acne lesions. The only people who “caught” Small Pox were the ones who were attacking each other..Indians and Militia....people who feared and were attacked by each other. A massive fear campaign will CAUSE people to be "worried sick", but sickness doesn't happen until people resolve their fears. Why do you think kids get sick in October? Because their fear of going back to school and being upset about it finally dissolves, and they get back into their routines. What the media and government is doing to people is criminal. Western Medicine is pure fraud. I can't be the only person in this disgustingly brainwashed world who knows about German New Medicine.

@@AgendaInMind I remember you saying this. I've thought about it from time to time. This one helps me, "For God hath not given us the spirit of fear; but of power, and of love, and of a sound mind." 2 Tim 1:7

@@AgendaInMind that’s really not accurate.. u wouldn’t be saying that if you were educated or even I’m guessing ur under 30. Anyways during the world wars when Germany was bombing the shit out of Europe it was insane they were afraid of getting bombed every day and night we can’t even imagine that fear... like 40 percent of cities destroyed.. anyways they all Bonded together and were strong but then when it all ended a bunch of people got sick it’s because what the fear and stress does to ur body... this is the truthful part of ur conspiracy... people need to control their stress by staying away from negative shit and most importantly focusing on health exercise sleep and stuff... if ur getting woken up by bombs every night it’s kinda hard not to get stressed... lol when everybody talking about a disease that kills fat and old people ... people are stressed about that too... but it’s not a hoax the actual illness is real you can look at it just like you can look at a frog or a fish... ur basically saying that cancer isn’t real... it’s really killing people and they have exact stats... when ur mother dies of this you immediately shut the hell up about it. Being a government scare tactic and you put a mask on...

And I would never wish that on anyone but the next one will if this one doesn’t the next one wil get you too... wether it be a virus or a comet or the earth swallowing us or heat from the carbon we caused... all of this is true and has nothing to do with god unless by god you mean the universe itself... get out there and be as good as a person as you can be because we ain’t guaranteed another day of this shit brother... gang gang

@@AgendaInMind sir, this is a wendy's.

It's happening just as I said it would...the healing phase of being "scared to death" is pneumonia, aka "flu". So as people are released from the solitary confinement of their homes (because of media and government lies based on the fraudulent Germ Theory), and people begin to get happy and feel less stressed, the result will be the healing phase....of pneumonia, flu, colds, general sickness. You can also see the light sensitivity, appendicitis in some, numerous tooth problems and gum swelling, laryngitis, etc. The fear campaign has caused ALL the illnesses, not a Boogey Virus. Every disease is based on the Germ Theory, which was the theory of ONE man over 100 years ago. It was never proven to be 100% valid, and has not even been QUESTIONED again. Why? In order for a theory to be valid, it must be reproduceable in each and every person 100% of the time. Every single person exposed to a "virus" MUST get sick from it 100% of the time, over and over again. It's how you PROVE a theory is valid. This was never done. Scientists used to think witches and witchcraft were valid!! Educated people?? hahaha!! If you cannot "catch" cancer, arthritis or diabetes from another person, then you cannot "catch" a cold or flu. There is no such thing that only SOME diseases are communicable, but not all. It's either all or none of them...they are all based on the same Germ Theory. If you can't "catch" someone's lung cancer, you can't "catch" their colds or flu. Upsetting and distressing events in a person's life is what causes ALL cancer and cancer-equivalent disease, cold, flu, pneumonia, bronchitis, etc. A massive fear campaign will CAUSE people to be "worried sick", but sickness doesn't happen until people resolve their fears. Why do you think kids get sick in October? Because their fear of going back to school and being upset about it finally dissolves, and they get back into their routines. What the media and government is doing to people is criminal. So of course, when everyone is allowed to escape the hostage situation the governments have put their people into, and they start relaxing about the "scary virus" that's not in any way transmissible, they will begin their healing phase (get sick), and the corrupt governments will call it a different “scary” word, a different Boogey Man coming to get you.....repeat the same mistakes that never worked from the beginning, re-institute the same restrictions that only made people more traumatized, and more panic will ensue as well as martial law, a removal of all your rights, and you let it happen. The longer people allow this government to hold them hostage in their homes, the more severe the "sickness" will be. Western Medicine is pure fraud, and people's lives are destroyed because of it. Welcome to the United States of China.

They didn't catch it Riley's hilarious

How do you stop Theos mind (not an easy task by standard) mid sentence? Well the answer is here @2:35.

@@AgendaInMinduhhhhhh what???😆😆😂🤣😂🤣💊💊💊

I talked to jesus last night and he said Riley has to quit. I know this is a surprise to most of us, but i do believe riley should listen to his lord and savior. For his souls sake, he will be missed

The best quote in the history of podcasts.

I think ya man got some bodies, bro.

@@bobdebuilda3877 uh what?

@@bobdebuilda3877 home girl your trippin😂😂

While I agree, it also has BIG part with Riley being a very rare bread 😂. I LITERALLY don’t know 1 guy who hasn’t masterbated before 😂. Yeah Theo is a wizard of words too though 😂

Idk if I could even trust a man who hasn’t busted a nut at least once

@@MrAwEsOmE145770 he probably has a serious deficiency in something and should be on TRT

@@KCJbomberFTW Opinion doesn’t change still

Could be. Could be.

weird and unfunny

The truth

Lol definitely seems like a name Theo would choose

@@nivangunaratne6068 Goonsquash😭😭😭

SO DAMN STUPID😆

Omg I would have missed it if you hadn’t mentioned iy

What part of the podcast was that at? ??:??

18:48

I feel like every one in theos life has no idea what's going on 🤣

He looks like a Viet Maynard James Keenan

@@stormcorrosion176 praise god

PTL, Praise the Lord.

The unbustable Oracle himself

Time stamp?

26:40

Literally made me cry 😂

That kid is so funny by accident

Lolol

Gold

Glad someone else got that lmmfaoooooooo

This was so insane and completely unacknowledged by either of them lmao

FINALLY RILEY MAU! he finally said something worth saying

You can't write this stuff!😂

Quite possibly the funniest interaction I've ever witnessed

@@NPC-xt5tq his non responsiveness I find hilarious or lack of response. It’s way better then podcast producers that are laughing constantly and inauthentic

OMG.. HILARIOUS. These guys are the perfect pairing!!

Time stamp?

It was during the Babel ad.

55:45

はじめまして

Riley is a metaphor for the answers in Life Theo is looking for. He may not give you all the details but he gives you just enough to keep you curious.

@@Laremy Amen brother. We're all out here looking for the Lord.

kid's a blackhole of a personality

Idk if I could even trust a man who hasn’t busted a nut at least once

@@AmmoGus1 right? It sounds mental

😆

Praise god, dawg

Gang Gang

Ur not the only one I so excited I know this shit is gonna make my troubles melt away

Hell yea brotha!! Always some good ass vibes with Theo and the commenters tuning in.... have a good evening my guy

@@pullupslicc1043 Buzz Buzz

@@MattyP650 Right back at ya bro!

dont say pretty that much

@@ianmacdonald1880 it dont matter dawg xD

Don't give in. Keep the hate so I'm not the only one left that doesn't like him! Haha

@@connermiller7291 white lives matter

@@connermiller7291 excuse me for trying to open the pineal gland of this young man sir

😭😭😭😭

@@emm2937 lol

@@josegarcia-is6wu nailed it! That’s my kind of humor! 😂👊

Fuckin hilarious

Search Theo Von funny moments

It feels like Theo is there against his will too

😂😂😂

Yeah guy has to go, doesn’t really add shit to the podcast.

I like how he said Mississippi America. That tickled me for some reason

@@robertferguson533 Ohhh yeah! Me too:)

It's happening just as I said it would...the healing phase of being "scared to death”is lung cancer, pneumonia, bronchitis and flu. You can also expect to see more appendix problems which are caused by being in fear for your life, feeling like a fish out of water, uncertain of your place in life. The longer the fear, the more serious the diagnosis. When the willful hostages are finally freed from their homes (because of media and government lies based on the fraudulent Germ Theory), and people begin to get happy and feel less stressed, the result will be the healing phase....of pneumonia, burst appendix, gallbladder issues, arthritis in certain joints, it’s all subjective to what your brain experienced at the moment of the conflict. The fear campaign has caused ALL the illnesses, not a Boogey Virus. Every disease is based on the Germ Theory, which was the theory of ONE man over 100 years ago. It was never proven to be 100% valid, and has not even been QUESTIONED again. Why? In order for a theory to be valid, it must be reproduceable in each and every person 100% of the time. Every single person exposed to a "virus" MUST get sick from it 100% of the time, over and over again. It's how you PROVE a theory is valid. This was never done. Scientists used to think witches and witchcraft were valid!! Educated people?? hahaha!! If you cannot "catch" cancer, arthritis or diabetes from another person, then you cannot "catch" a cold or flu. There is no such thing that only SOME diseases are communicable, but not all. It's either all or none of them...they are all based on the same Germ Theory. If you can't "catch" someone's lung cancer, you can't "catch" their colds or flu. Upsetting and distressing events in a person's life is what cause ALL cancer and cancer-equivalent disease, cold, flu, pneumonia, bronchitis, etc. The cause of death in Small Pox was PNEUMONIA, not acne lesions. The only people who “caught” Small Pox were the ones who were attacking each other..Indians and Militia....people who feared and were attacked by each other. A massive fear campaign will CAUSE people to be "worried sick", but sickness doesn't happen until people resolve their fears. Why do you think kids get sick in October? Because their fear of going back to school and being upset about it finally dissolves, and they get back into their routines. What the media and government is doing to people is criminal. Western Medicine is pure fraud. I can't be the only person in this disgustingly brainwashed world who knows about German New Medicine.

That’s literally insane that kid is guna be a serial killer cause it would take a crazy bitch to date him dude don’t even get hard he’s like a sexual 0 emotion lol 0 communication skills. These kids nowadays I swear even rudy from bad friends is like one of these wierd new generationals

Idk if I could even trust a man who hasn’t busted a nut at least once

😂 Amazing analogy

I hope he is doing a bit bc that dude is gonna have the world slam on his head when he escapes the shelter of his parents. Cant hide kids from reality

And GB is evidently committed to Theo

Get that Hitler

@@Laremy I got the og red and black hitter hoody.. and everybody I walk by with it who isn't aware of Theo just stares me down HARD because they all think I'm wearing a hoody that reads Hitler, decoratively. Lol

@@habowtat3576 haha yes it does look like hitler lol

In Los Angeleez

Relate

We're all over 6000 km of molten rock

mean

I was going to make a joke about him trying to get Jolene in his DMs. But fuck Connor. Love The Diamond. Lol

Exactly

Nah brother we out here lookin for the lord but Riley Mau already found him

We need to get his T levels

I've met a dude in my life who claimed to have never jacked. He even SEEMED like he had never jacked. He was just about to become a police officer. Imagine that scenario. It's like a metaphor. The unjacked policing the jacked. How can they police us when they clearly can't understand us? They say the lord made all men equal but, I'm not sure these softpenis nojackers can UNDERSTAND US BRO

For real, especially about not even getting erect, all guys do, it's part of puberty unless he really does have something wrong with him

🙏

Praise god, baby, and you know that.

Amen brother. Same. PTL

Gang

Same even working weekends. But i got a flu i think and I'm leaving this job next week so I'm looking out for number one

Well he's kinda not wrong

100%

@@johnnie543 what?..

@@AudibleVisibIe Would you want your friends and relatives to know you occasionally play the devil's tug o' war?

Fr dude's gotta loosen up

HE NEVER QUITS

Lmfao that one killed me

He's got the devil itchin at him

Got the devil running up and down his pole🤣

Oh my god yes. 😂👏

Maybe Hunter S Thompson mixed with Dr. Suese.

@@sleepingninjaquiettime ah yes, the two greats.

He’s a story teller before he’s anything else

That would be ok but I'm glad he tells his stories on podcasts instead. The cartoon versions on the other hand are what I want more of!

PG baby, the Rat King is really out here doing the most, Gang Gang!

Amen,

Get some help, if you’re holding a rich, celebrity podcaster up as your therapy, you have a lot of shit going on that should be dealt with. Celeb worship isn’t the answer.

@@xmikex902x I think it’s less of celebrity worship and more relating to someone who has been through shit and just laughing and forgetting about the problems of your life for a lil.

@@xmikex902x you're a box of sunshine aren't ya. Not looking at him as an idle but respect his genuine nature and his ability to open up and be vulnerable about things I relate to, and makes me laugh which is the best medicine. Take your negativity somewhere else we uplift eachother around here

Yeah that's concerning. And not jacking it even ONCE? This guy has seriously low T or something.

He’s like a 12 year old in a grown mans body

🤣🤣🤣

If I ever met him I would not shake his hand

@@be--asom8778 really? Id "touch his hog".. lol

From all backgrounds

Hilarious. He really caught Theo off guard. Riley might be a serial killer lol

Theo gives fire brain 🧠 🍆

He drinks beer, but don’t touch the devils stick. Praise god baby.

His first kiss was with a ginger seductress. That's pretty dark arts to me

Guaranteed that Christian boy hiding some skeletons in his closet

He’s a sociopath in the inside

@@AmmoGus1 Theo is just introducing our favorite Asian Christian twentysomething Eagle Scout to the dark arts in due time

Yup, this is what religion does to people. Fucking strange way to go through life.

Theo is that enthusiastic kid and Riley is that disinterested adult just answering his questions hoping his answer will be the end of the convo

Like all thats missing is when Theo stops asking him questions he doesnt say "Alright little buddy you go play with your friends"

The magnetism

Riley’s on trial

LMFAOO

NOT A SINGLE STIFFY. NOT ONE WOODROW WILSON. OMG

@@AudibleVisibIe It's unbelievable. As far as I'm concerned that's no different than someone saying they never blink, pee, poop...hell even breath. They just control it. Some things you can't control. And getting that chubby checker is one of them. I was getting erect before I even hit puberty or knew what to do with it.

Even that. Its weird to think hes insecure on ANY answer he gives. He signed up to be working with a comedian on youtube. If I was his parents. Id expect him to give a blue print map as to how he jerked off and snuck drugs into my house..... Idk....i do agree with u. But because I agree im confused as to why he wouod work with a guy like.theo von. Its a comedy show.

He’s maybe still at that age where you deny you do it. I remember in high school it was still kind of like “ nah I don’t do that”. You get older like whatever yeah I do it. You realize it’s just part of being a guy

@@jimmydane34 Yeah but he signed up to help with the production and filming of the show. Not to be a personality on the show.

And even fewer free testosterone cells

@@KCJbomberFTW no Bc he doesn’t masturbate them away

In fairness I've lived in MN my whole life and I have no clue what town Theo is trying to think of!

That was some classic Riley Mau right there!

@@73jefft He's thinking of Minong, WI... As a fellow Minnesotan, it was driving me crazy, so I had to look up where Jimmy John lives to figure it out 😂

He needs a 28 pant in the legs and a 38 On the hips.

He knows better than to correct Sunglasses Theo

That's because he's Filipino.

@@synystergates07 No he's not. I can't remember what he is, but he's not Filipino.

Theo is amazing!!! 😂😂😂😂