Just addressing a few comments: it is sheer coincidence for this particular video to appear today on Reddit's 'Blackout Day'! I have, obviously, collated these posts over the past few days - I can't churn out videos at a cr1TiKaL pace. I hope dearly that a peaceful resolution is found and subreddits continue to provide us with all their joy 😊 and also obviously because with Yahoo Answers dead and Twitter being run into the ground by Elon imma out be out of a damn job here wtf
@@bonecanoe86 Reddit is intentionally pricing out all the people who made third-party apps so they'll be forced to shut down and every user will be forced onto the official app. When one of the third party developers had a meeting with them to discuss what could be done in terms of pricing or decreasing API calls, they gave him no useful input. They then talked shit about him to the user base, essentially saying that he tried to blackmail them (he posted audio of the phone call, proving that they were lying about him). This change impacts people's ability to moderate subreddits effectively since the official app lacks a lot of moderation tools that third party apps have implemented, and the official app also lacks accessibility features that third party apps have, so Reddit will be inaccessible for the visually disabled. They're basically unable to compete with the third party apps on many functions but are going to annihilate them with almost no notice despite having worked together for many years. It's shitty on multiple fronts. It isn't wild that they'd want money for usage of their API but they are absolutely pricing it this way to kill these developers' projects. Even RIF (which is extremely minimalistic and has less impact than the official app!) is being priced out and destroyed.
i once bumped into someone while walking and i tried to say “oh shoot” and “i’m sorry” at the same time. it came out as “oh soup” and im still cringing to this day
My mom did that to my sister and me: she wanted to say “did you get enough to eat, my little sweeties?” And “did you get enough to eat, my little family?” And wound up with “did you get enough to eat, my little fatties?” We STILL laugh about that, 20+ years on 😂
Today, my history teacher tried to say "people" and "historian" at the same time when talking about interpretations, and ended up saying "pisstorian". He quickly followed that with after a slight pause and saying, "I don't want to know what *that* is."
I remember a few weeks ago, I tried to say to my partner "I can't handle this hot weather" and "I can't handle the heat" and my stupid brain decided to merge them together and it came out as: "I can't handle the HOWA HOWEE" Literally cackling on the floor for about 5 minutes straight
Reminds me of one time IN THR MIDDLE OF WINTER. I was going to say “It’s so fucking cold” and “I wanna get inside” Ended up saying: “I want to fuck inside”
I once tried to calmly say "I'm going to get some pain killers" and "I'm going to get some pain pills" and end up yelling "I'M GOING TO GET THE PILL KILLERS". My mom and best friend laughed so hard, which caused me to laugh, I had water come out of my nose.
I remember being at the store and wanting to ask my mom to buy some popcorn. For whatever reason I thought it'd be funny to randomly scramble the letters, and without thinking about it I shouted:"MUM CAN WE GET SOME COCPORN"
one time i tried to say "you're very welcome" and "my pleasure" to a customer i helped find the bread isle _i said "you're very pleasured" to a poor elderly woman_
Was outside with my mum, tried to say, "I'm scared of a bird pooping on me" but my brain mushed 'Bird' and 'poop' and what I said was "I'm scared of a boob"
One time a friend of mine tried to make an excuse while on call not to go to a party with me and accidentally tried to say "I left my grandma outside" and "I forgot to turn off my stove" and said in a hurry "I left my grandma turned on" and hung up, later texted back, profusely apologizing.
My friend once said "I'm gonna go take a dump" and "I have to use your bathroom" at the same time And ended up saying "I'm gonna take your bathroom" It's still an inside joke between us 'til this day
I once tried to thank my coworker who kindly made some coffee for me by (somehow) saying "Thanks! You're a sweetheart." and "Bless" at the same time. ...I ended up saying "Thanks! you're swiss." instead lmao
I once had a roommate who worked at McDonald’s and she had to say “welcome to McDonald’s, are you going to be using the mobile app today?” Now something about her is that (outside of work) she liked to jokingly bug people with a Mickey Mouse impression to the point where that shit grew lore. So one morning she accidentally said “Welcome to mobile app, are you going to be using your McDonald’s today?” In a Mickey Mouse voice to some random stranger
I was helping my mom with dinner and I wanted to ask if we were gonna need spoons or forks. Instead it came out as “Do we need sporks or-” stopped myself, we both laughed about it, then I tried to ask again and said “Foons”. Her laughter was soul-healing.
So, one day I was in the band room at school, and like 3 people were talking to me at once. I tried to say "hang on" and "shush yourself" at the same time. I ended up saying "hang yourse-" and then I stopped, even though probably no one heard me.
My high school algebra teacher, while talking to a group of guys about their upcoming soccer game, tried to say "Kick 'em in the shins!" but realized that sounded too mean and switched halfway through to "Kick those balls!" Yeah, he just ended up telling them enthusiastically to "kick them in the balls!"
When I was a kid, I told my mom a "why did the chicken cross the road?" Joke, which apparently messed up her brain. She then proceeded to try and say "go to bed" and "go brush your teeth" at the same time, and with the chicken joke still in her, she said "Go brush your chicken bed"
My wife works in pathology at the hospital and was on the phone to a doctor giving him blood test results. He said thank you, she was going to reply with "you're welcome", but actually said "You wanker". He said "I'm sorry, what?", then she hung up.
Once I was trying to say something about cults and countries to my dad and I managed to mix up the two words and very loudly, whilst staring directly into his eyes, said "C*NT" and then became so embarrassed that I couldn't say anything for 5 minutes. Thankfully we are British so it's slightly less bad than if we were American because apparently it's more insulting over there
tbh as a brit, c*nt is part of my daily vocabulary at this point. Either my relationship has godly humour or im a social cretin that has lost the ability to socialise normally. I dread the day i accidentally say something in public that i forgot is actually offensive.
I'm American and I've never actually heard someone say cunt. I've heard it's a sexist thing for men to call women, but I often say it when I'm frustrated.
Lmao. It would be so intrusive and intriguing To say “That’s gay” to a LGBTQ person who isn’t even gay. Random explanation: One time someone randomly proclaimed “that’s gay” to me while me & my brother were just hugging after not meeting for years. IT WAS AWKWARD. THEY EVEN MISTAKEN ME AS A GUY- i’m A FEMALE NOT A GUY
I don’t know why but these videos specifically make me laugh so hard, I thought people were exaggerating when they comment “I can’t breathe” on a video
I watched a video of someone reacting to the "pregananant" video once, and he was laughing so much that it made it 100 times funnier to me. It actually made me fall off the sofa I was sleeping on at the time, and I was crying and choking so hard that I ended up in coughing fits until I almost threw up from gagging so much. And that was even though I kept pausing the video to take breaks! I never knew laughing like that was possible. It's dangerous xD
I ended up laughing like this at one of the edits I made in one of my own videos, to the point that I became genuinely concerned about my inability to breathe and the violent coughing that followed once I could breathe again. I was on a Skype call with my ex-girlfriend at the time, who didn't know I was watching back the video, because I was initially watching her draw over the call. She fell out of her chair laughing at *_my_* laugh, and was still laughing a bit when she got back to her desk to ask what was wrong with her drawing.
My friend and I were playing a game a few minutes ago where he pretended to be a giant monster. He was trying to say "destroying" and "attacking" at the same time and he ended up saying "I'm a giant monster, and I'm distracting the city!"
A customer asked me for a refill of water for his tea and I noticed it was my favourite tea he had in his cup. I planned on saying to him “you picked the best one” (in reference to the tea) and I just said “you pissed” with a blank stare. My face immediately turned beet red as I tried to explain myself and he and my coworkers laughed at me.
Honestly, I feel like that should just be their code name. It's much shorter, so if she needs to call both of them at the same time, she can say "G R A V Y" instead of the much longer "A V A A N D G R A C E"
One time I was trying to ask my boyfriend "do you need to use the bathroom" and last second my brain decided to ask him if he had to pee instead so i ended up asking him "do you need to use the pee?". Died over that one for a while there.
My friend's mum asked me what fast food place I would prefer. I tried to say "I don't care" and "It doesn't matter" at the same time. Accidentally told her that "I don't matter"
I was listening to my friends tell a story. I tried to reply with "thats crazy!" or "thats insane!", but ended up yelling, "THATS A CRANE" at them, and they all stared at me in confusion for a few seconds 😭
I mixed up some words recently: baking instructions and baking directions. The result? Baking DESTRUCTIONS I'd like to think I'm better at baking than that implies.
I work as a cashier and when people buy rotisserie chicken from the deli I usually ask “you want the chicken in a bag?” or “is a bag alright?” I mashed them together one time and said “chicken bag YEAH!”
Reminds me of one time when my friend who apparently works at a KFC place. She was going to say “here’s a bag with chicken” Instead LOUDLY proclaimed “HAVE A CHICKEN DAY”
I went to wave goodbye to a dear friend recently, but was tired and distracted and flipped him off instead. I'm normally really lovely to him. He greeted me the next time I saw him by doing the same. We're good.
When my sister’s cat gets a hairball, he starts wheezing, and once I tried to THINK “are you okay” and I’m so glad I didn’t say anything, cuz if I did I would’ve just yelled “Happy Birthday!”
Recently I was at work and it was pretty quiet so a female customer and I had a chat for a good 30 minutes. Being socially awkward, I had already planned to end with "It was nice to chat with you (too if nessacary)" pretty much once the conversation started. However, she threw a spanner in the works when she said "It was lovely to meet you" and my response was "I love you too"
One of the experiences I won't forget: After showing my aunt how to use google slides Right before I ended the call, my brain couldn't decide whether to say "No problem" or "You're welcome". Guess what I ended up saying? " *YOUR PROBLEM* "
One time I came to class late and tried saying "My bad mister, I slept in", but I was listening to music on my way there and still had my earbuds in. So instead of saying that, the lyrics I was humming mixed into what I was trying to say and I ended up blurting out "My baddie mister" in front of everyone. Not a single person in that class has allowed me to forget about it (we're all good friends and have a groupchat)
One time, I tried to say "I'm in Spain without the P" (like "I'm insane") but I somehow ended up with "I'm insane without the D" well that one got passed around the group chat in no time at all 💀 You should make a video solely from RU-vid comments (if you haven't already. I'm methodically watching through all of them now, I've only just discovered your channel but it's hilarious and I love your content)
Ah, this reminds me of when I was playing fire fighters with my younger brother and several other little kids and I accidentally mixed up “fire truck emergency” and shouted “FUCK EMERGENCY” in the middle of a McDonald’s playground
Once I went to the doctors for being sick, and being the mess I was, I tried debating whether or not to be casual and say "whats up" or "Good morning, its great to see you (????)". For some reason they mixed up and so I looked my doctor into the eyes and said with a weak and raspy voice, "What _is_ soup?"
I once talked to my friend and we talked about our favorite animals. My peanut brain tried to say "I love ducks" and "Seals too" at the same time, it came out as "I love deals too. "
I was once talking to my Mum in the car, I can't remember about what, but I tried to say the words "tuck" and "fold" at the same time, and it came out as "fuck".
A colleague of mine once tried to say bye to an English customer, but she accidentally mixed it up with the Dutch word for bye which is 'doei'. She just looked the guy dead in the eyes and said: "D... DIE."
@@irishuisman1450 I told about what happened to another colleague of mine. Within 3 days she said the same thing to a foreign customer. Either our workplace in Eindhoven is cursed, or just telling about what happened is a curse in and of itself. If it's the latter.. I'm sorry
@@bigtrollybigtrolly I think being bilingual is a curse lmaoo. I'm also Dutch and worked in England for a while. Nah, the random dumb af sentences that left my mouth sometimes... I'm sure other bilinguals have the same issue XD
My coworker was trying to say "bye" but her brain tried to say "good night" instead so she ended up saying "Alright, guy!" At least whatever guy she was talking to knows he's alright
One time me and my friend were baking muffins in the kitchen. We left to do something for a little while but her mom was doing things in the kitchen so I poked my head in and was deciding between asking "Are the muffins ready" and "Have the muffins baked yet?". I totally blanked and screamed at this poor woman "BROMPHIN?!"
I jumbled an entire sentence yesterday. I was trying to very enthusiastically make a point to my friend about something and all the words came out at once leaving me with “wereg in the waf ga by da ba!” shouted very directly into his face with the intensity of a heated lawyer in a court room. I just kept smiling like what I had said made perfect sense. He blinked and hit me with “you’re right, I can’t speak simlish.”
I did 4:23 once. I was in Germany and since I'm learning German I try to use it every time I get a chance. So that one day I entered the bakery and tried to say "Hallo" but my brain was still in English mode so it started with "Hi". What got through my mouth was a loud "Heil-o". I tried very hard to not facepalm myself and stuck to English to buy my bread.
My dad once woke up from a long nap. Was thinking of saying “How was your nap” and “how was your sleep” at the same time. I ended up saying “How was your slap”
Was once helping a girl in my class with some math work. Now i have no idea what words she mixed up but i do know it ended with her looking at me dead in the eyes and going "you're a smart chicken arent ya" I will never forget the weirdest complement ive ever been given in my life
This isn't even weird to me, "chicken" is a term of endearment where I'm from. So is "hen" and, best of all, "cock". We just really like poultry I guess.
I was trying to say “person” but somehow started saying character and stopped halfway through and ended up saying “sometimes I feel like the only carrot”
Once I tried to wish farewell to my joyfriends with an "I love you." Brain tried to end it with a "babes" and "boos" at the same time so I said "I love you, boobs."
I went with my parents to meet some extended family at a restaurant for my 12(-ish) birthday. I was excitedly explaining to my parents how badly I wanted a “big stitch” plushie for my birthday. Instead of saying “big stitch”, I said “I want a b*tch plushie!!” My parents (and I, at the time) were pretty intensely religious, so I froze and my face went red. Luckily they thought it was a really silly mistake and we all laughed, but I thought I committed like the most atrocious sin on the planet lol.
In high school I worked at a drive thru, and was reading the nice lady’s order back to her to make sure I included everything. I ended it by mixing “does that sound good?” and “is that correct?” by practically yelling at her “IS THAT TRUE?” 💀
Tried to say “he has the longest time so far!” And “he’s lasted the longest” at the same time while at a bull ride machine at a school party. Instead, my dumbass shouted “HE’S LONGEST THE LASTEST!” And I still facepalm at myself from it 💀
Remembering the time I tried to say "pretend" and "practice" at the same time and ended up saying "pretactice" instead. It's not even that funny but TO THIS DAY every time it crosses my mind, my brain conjures up this image of a little cactus under the desert sun to accompany the word and it sends me into absolute hysterics.
One time my biology teacher, while describing how a cell worked, tried to say ‘little holes’ and ‘pores’ at the same time. It came out ‘little whores.’ He had a good laugh about it alongside us.
I worked at Chick-fil-A for a while, and when it got really late at night, I would lose all ability to function or form sentences. There was one time I was working the drive-thru later in the evening when I tried to say "have a nice day" and "have a nice night," so instead I said "Have a nice DIE" followed by me staring them blankly in the eyes as they drove away, having no idea how to apologize.
Drunkenly just said: "she's a good puman" - as I wasn't sure whether to say "person" or "human". Made me think of this vid. Thanks Matt Rose. You're also a good puman.
One time I was tired and I tried to say "It's doesn't matter" and "I don't mind" at the same time, I ended up creepily saying "It doesn't mind" to my grandma.
The other day my friend and I were having a discussion about the new Zelda game, and I somehow tried to say "Twitter" and "Link" at the same time, and I ended up saying "Twink," thus causing both of us to fall over in hysterics
When I was 7 year old I was with my mum in the store and I bumped into a tall person I was trying to say “oops” and “sorry” and ended up saying sup The look of pure happiness on the guys face still confuses me
This reminds of one tongue twister “I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit. Upon the slitted sheet I sit.” I think the problem speaks for itself especially when you’re doing this as a vocal warm-up for a musical with a youth theatre company.
"I slit the sheet the sheet I slit Upon the slitted sheet I sit" "I slit the sheet the sheet I slit upon the slitted sheet I sit "I slit the sheet the sleet I shi
Swede visiting Ireland, eating lunch. Needed to use the bathroom so got the attention of a waitress to ask where the restroom was. My handful of braincells got spooked just as I opened my mouth and out came "can I borrow your toilet?"
I played trombone all through middle school, and once a kid poked his head into the aisle on the bus and I hit him with my case. I tried to say "are you ok" and "sorry" and ended up very aggressively telling him "are you sorry!" Never living it down
Now that reminds me of one time when I was gonna order.. when I was gonna ask for a “Caramel Macchiato” My brain thought of something completely else I ended up saying: Can I have a mosquito please? 💀 And then 4 mins later bumbing into my friend and I tried to say “OPSIE DAISY” and “FUCK ME NOT AGAIN” at the same time. I loudly proclaimed publicly. “OH FUCK ME DAISY” 😭 HIS NAME IS ARON.
I was once talking to my brothers at a wedding or something that we were all at and I was trying to say "let's take a seat" and "let's sit" and i totally told them "let's take a shit" and no one in our family swears and I just looked at them and we all burst out laughing and I was like "let's not talk about that again" 😂
Now that reminds me of one time when I was gonna order.. when I was gonna ask for a “Caramel Macchiato” My brain thought of something completely else I ended up saying: Can I have a mosquito please? 💀 And then 4 mins later bumbing into my friend and I tried to say “OPSIE DAISY” and “FUCK ME NOT AGAIN” at the same time. I loudly proclaimed publicly. “OH FUCK ME DAISY” 😭 HIS NAME IS ARON.
I was once cycling home with a watermelon in a bag hanging off my handlebars and it was pulling me around. Some people moved to the side to let me pass on a thin pathway. What I wanted to say was something along the lines of "Oh thanks, but I can't cycle very straight right now because of this watermelon and I don't want to knock into you". What came out was "Oh no thanks, I have a melon"
These kinds of situations make me laugh harder than anything else in the world. I just spent five minutes CACKLING and had to pause multiple times because I couldn’t breathe. Thank you.
I always need to have a tissue next to me while I'm watching your videos because every time I end up crying with laughter. Something about the content mixed with your delivery just makes it the perfect comedic mix
After my adviser received an award, I met him backstage and was about to greet him with a "congrats!" but instead my brain just thought "quick! say some greeting" then what I said to my adviser was "Happy birthday!"
One time I was in class talking about our math textbook that I really didn't like. I had several problems that I had gotten wrong simply because of the wording, and I was talking about this to my class. I tried to say, "this textbook is really badly worded." Instead, what I ended up saying was, "this textbook is really wordly badded." in front of my whole class. I couldn't stop laughing for the next five minutes.
