Ridiculous Captain Scammer Yearns For My Credit Card - The Hoax Hotel

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Who remembers this fine gentleman? Captain Arnold aka Bloomin' Onion really wants my credit card information now. Should I give it to him or order lunch? Enjoy the fun! Follow me: Twitter ▶ / thehoaxhotel
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Original Captain/Bloomin' vid: • Betty's Back! Another ...
Signs of a 419/advance-fee scam: www.419eater.com/html/419faq.htm
Report scammers: www.ic3.gov/default.aspx
Intro/Outro underlying song: Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (creativecommons.org/licenses/...)
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Outro song: 'Pisco Sour' - Gunnar Olsen - • Pisco Sour - Gunnar Olsen
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This is a 419 advance-fee fraud scam. Scam the scammers!

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@TheHoaxHotel 6 лет назад

This fine gentleman seems to have attended the Mr. FBI Josh Brown School Of Scamming. I hope he graduates.

@WavemasterAshi 6 лет назад

If you would SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LISTEN TO ME, you'd know he already graduated.

@khorps4756 6 лет назад

what's the half-life background from?

@christophergargaro959 6 лет назад

The Hoax Hotel Must be in his first few courses of it because he didn't ask you to send the card details to Shelly.

@goldkarna2423 6 лет назад

Give me the number RIGHT NOWS!!!!

@aaronmorgan2476 6 лет назад

you are the freaking best man..... keep it up

@235217 6 лет назад

I love how he just gives up and acts like he's your food delivery driver.

@TheHoaxHotel 6 лет назад

David Hulse I'm the delivery driver now

@kidvette2004 6 лет назад

The Hoax Hotel lmao

@CyanideOwl 5 лет назад

It's probably because they all think of Americans as stupid. When they are the ones that are made fun of for being rather not up to date.

@MrKillabizzle 3 года назад

😂🤣 couldn’t even give good customer service

@ExarchusDivision 6 лет назад

"Are you deaf? Are you deaf? Are you deaf?" "What?"

@WoahAlex 6 лет назад

I love how he casually switches from "Christmas fund in July" to "I'll deliver your lunch for your card"

@TheHoaxHotel 6 лет назад

Alexxd25 a true hero

@DeathBringer9216 6 лет назад

LMFAO the funniest part about HH is how he just goes off on the most ridiculous tangents seamlessly. It's like freestyle rapping or something 😂

@chrissymarie7578 5 лет назад

DeathBringer9216 you nailed it lol I couldn’t think of the words do describe it lol perfect 👌

@danielscott2920 5 лет назад

He is a true artist

@allegra0 Год назад

Certainly funnier than crap music.

@kujju18 Год назад

Love it. He’s the best at it. Just on the fly ish is so funny!

@staplafara 6 лет назад

After each and every phone call from you, he sounded more and more demoralised. Brilliant, thank you.

@TheHoaxHotel 6 лет назад

staplafara ....send the...details.....

@staplafara 6 лет назад

It`s a two room appartment with a western union kitchen cash dispenser. Oh, and i forgot to say, my aunt irene want`s an asparagus pizza too, so make it three. Keep up your funny deeds.

@laurenpiantino626 6 лет назад

Absolutely, he just seemed to wanna give up the will to live. lol

@wishingonastar75 3 года назад

@@TheHoaxHotel 😂

@ArmageddonAngel 6 лет назад

What kind of legitimate business doesn't accept gelato coupons?

@jennifert.6111 6 лет назад

Not one I want to do business with.

@TheHoaxHotel 6 лет назад

ArmageddonAngel a sad day for payment systems

@Boohpoop 6 лет назад

just groupons please

@markalvarado6716 6 лет назад

Lol, the scammer sounds so defeated/crushed by the end almost to the point of tears. "Never call me again, okay" & "Get off my phone." hahaha!

@Genin99 6 лет назад

Mark Alvarado well he did try to scam Betty and when HH is on the phone as Betty he's able to eviscerate a scammer's sanity.

@TheHoaxHotel 6 лет назад

Mark Alvarado I just wanted my lunch :'(

@orangehd3 6 лет назад

"Are you deaf? Are you deaf? Are you deaf?" "What?" made me lol

@steeveedee8478 6 лет назад

I love watching them wavering between cutting and running as they know someone is baiting them and their natural greed cutting back in making them stick it out in case it pays off. There must be a lot of scammers end up in psych hospital.

@TheHoaxHotel 6 лет назад

Steve Dixon I do hope he gets those card details eventually, I need my lunch

@hema8188 6 лет назад

Don't get him "peesed"

@TheHoaxHotel 6 лет назад

Kinisghoul add piof too. mmm rice pilaf

@LucasGarrow 6 лет назад

are you stupeed?

@hema8188 6 лет назад

o---o... me 2

@hema8188 6 лет назад

ofc i am

@elephystry 5 лет назад

Lucas No I’m Kvatch.

@DJonesJr 6 лет назад

Christmas Fund in July??? Well I'll be damned. They're not even putting any effort in scams anymore😂😂😂

@TheHoaxHotel 6 лет назад

D. Jones Jr. It's Christmas in July!

@mustachecashstash6315 6 лет назад

He must really be decking the halls this year.

@bronzewolf6464 6 лет назад

Well I'll be scammed, you mean. 😉😉

@thatundergroundflavorrareo3194 6 лет назад

Nyxtroos You mean "deck him in the balls."

@yaboilink2359 6 лет назад

D. Jones Jr. It is correc.

@stevenb.7926 6 лет назад

Mr. Josh needs to investigate this guy for not delivering your food.

@TheHoaxHotel 6 лет назад

+Steve Barlow Master and apprentice

@jh8241 5 лет назад

When a grown man uses the word "silly" in a serious manner, I get the giggles.

@TheKSPNoob 6 лет назад

You mean to tell me you still haven't gotten your food after all that?!! I would demand a refund good sir!

@TheHoaxHotel 6 лет назад

TheKSPNoob egregious

@tartislewis5776 6 лет назад

TheKSPNoob A refund for each and every thing!

@jackhazardous4008 2 года назад

Good luck getting it from Doordash. Their drivers steal your food all the time

@Buddhistsocialist 2 года назад

@@jackhazardous4008 lmao getting a refund with DoorDash is the easiest shit in the world

@kyokushinkaikid 6 лет назад

Captain Arnold, that is a beautiful name.

@TheHoaxHotel 6 лет назад

Dank Meme of the high seas and many a demurrage

@shaunclarkson7131 6 лет назад

If Mr Simpson had paid closer attention to his mathematical studies, he would have plotted a course strait to the lunch order from the visa numbers.

@Aerodil 6 лет назад

Bananah Man I said that in Arnold's voice 😂😂😂

@jasongrant3903 6 лет назад

Hoax Hotel is beautiful... This kid is genius and provides me with the best entertainment. Love you homie and keep up the good work!

@javiersmith8618 6 лет назад

"Are you deaf?" "WHAT?" :D

@philhutchinson5885 6 лет назад

6:54 "Third eldest Larissa"? Nice 'This is Lenny' reference.

@TrunkMonkey3000 6 лет назад

LOOK AT ME. LOOK AT ME... I AM THE CAPTAIN NOW.

@emerituse3390 6 лет назад

Muse! XD

@racheallightning6709 6 лет назад

TM3000 lmao😂😂😂

@bobicabayo 4 года назад

😄😄😄

@jim216rtb4 5 лет назад

"...unless the soup was extra..." Those detailed ramblings are causing scammer strokes!

@Migz2682 6 лет назад

wow he was relentless but what he didn't realize is that you would be more relentless. you are totally the best scam Vader and time-waster on RU-vid. your sarcasm attemptof small talk is classic

@drtariqahmadphd3372 6 лет назад

"My 3rd eldest Larissa" - someone's been listening to Lenny. Love it.

@darkmaniac11 6 лет назад

Your conversations with these scammers are truly magical.

@Kompieter 6 лет назад

meet and greet type situation... that had me laughing too hard. I never knew rambling was an art form, I do now. I love it.

@rondlh20 6 лет назад

You should text him your order...

@TheHoaxHotel 6 лет назад

Ron DLH 18 gyros pls

@carolynmcfarland2293 6 лет назад

Hoax Hotel- the scammers check in but they never check out!

@Mr_Spock512 6 лет назад

Hoax Hotel's verbal Kung Fu is much stronger than theirs ... they don't stand a chance.

@Terrible_name 6 лет назад

he didn't even ask for the css on the back of your card!

@KECOG 6 лет назад

What would be hilarious is if Betty Murphy-Grumpus called them; I'd love to see if they saw through that one. She's my favorite scammer baiter!

@kristophsams5036 6 лет назад

I lost it when he said Gelato Coupons. Not sure why though. But in this sense, it was damn hilarious. The fact this Bloomin' Onion mugu doesn't flinch from his script makes it even better.

@TheHoaxHotel 6 лет назад

Kristoph S the lunch will be mine yet

@user-rb8bl3gs9k 4 года назад

He didn't even flinch because he didn't understand a word of what was said!! LOOOL that's what's so beautiful about this.. All the hilarious references he uses that someone native in English would understand but these idiots don't understand a word and instead just go, listen to me listen to me, you are not listen to me, listen to me. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@MarkW1210 6 лет назад

Don't call my line again. . . don't call my line againnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!

@brwhizz3060 4 года назад

Mark W ‘Scambait Central’ reference?

@user-bv9rr4jp8k 4 года назад

Barrister this is important.

@yaboilink2359 3 года назад

*Sneaky sniggling ensues from all parties involved.* 😂😂😂

@naota3k 6 лет назад

$250??? *And* they don't accept gelato coupons? What the hell kind of Bennigan's are they trying to run?

@quickieloansarena6141 6 лет назад

I am ready to receive this vid in my location. I hope it reaches each and every one of your locations

@hispanica316 6 лет назад

Quickieloansarena had to pay demurrage but it arrived in my location

@FlickeringEmber 6 лет назад

Captain Arnold: "Are you deaf?!" You: "What?" Fine work, Sir. I laughed a lot!

@samlanni7253 6 лет назад

You had a hard time keeping it together when he said "yes you are deaf?" 😂

@DemeJo76 6 лет назад

From Christmas Fund to lunch.....geez they're lazy

@DamnMixes 6 лет назад

the way he said "I'm getting pissed" sounded like someone was pissing on him xD

@wajijimama4768 6 лет назад

you went from a receiving Christmas fund to a gyro?? bro! you are truly a boss of all bosses

@majackslelo827 6 лет назад

He Said He's Getting PIOF!!! Loool

@ayou2470 3 года назад

I don't know why but every time a scammer asks if you're deaf, and you say "huh, what did you say?" It makes me laugh. Every time.

@evilubuntu9001 6 лет назад

My third eldest Larissa...NICE Lenny reference there!

@MaTtRoSiTy 6 лет назад

Surprised anyone got that, pleasantly surprised

@Nclght 6 лет назад

i choked on my coffee

@LanieLaniee 5 лет назад

I dont get it 😥

@jasonholt1853 5 лет назад

We're all very proud of her ❤️

@jazzypenguin4401 2 года назад

Imagine the frustration for a scammer to say "Get off my phone" Keep it up HH.

@timothybaxter9993 6 лет назад

I would definitely leave a bad review of this fine gentlemen's restaurant on Yelp!

@TheHoaxHotel 6 лет назад

1 out of 5 credit cards.

@TheOnlyDamien 6 лет назад

I normally can't watch prank call videos for some reason they make me anxious as fuck but god dammit do I love your videos, it just baffles the mind that there are people out there like this that put so little effort into their scam, like come on if you are going to try to scam me of my card details at least put some effort into your backstory and have a script of some kind. Also at various points of frustration I could almost feel him physically throwing his hands in the air annoyed which was hilarious.

@1TotalJabroni 6 лет назад

Damien - having an elaborate or overly clever scam may reel more people in, but most people aren't going to be suckered to the point of giving up financial info or going to buy moneygrams, etc. Especially from people who clearly aren't Americans. By making the scams so obviously stupid, they ensure they only hook the most gullible people...except for the good Samaritans who fuck with them like Hoax of course!

@TheOnlyDamien 6 лет назад

Huh yeah I could see that, I wonder how much money these people actually make to deal with this much BS to try to stick it through, is it because they are desperate to finally get someone or just because it's worth it because it is that profitable?

@TheHoaxHotel 6 лет назад

Damien GIVE ME THE CARD DETAILS

@TheOnlyDamien 6 лет назад

Oh well the card is black and the letters are this uhhh silver color and... well you know actually i'm not really sure heh I think it may be grey but it's pretty hard to tell if you get what I mean, and I don't have my glasses on right now and my doctor says my vision is pretttty bad... but it's uh I would say a silverish grey color i think... and uhm you know, card shaped.

@itsbunessa 6 лет назад

Prank calls always make me anxious and embarrassed. HH does such a good job making it clear that he's exposing humans that are actually pieces of garbage rather than messing with innocent people's feelings.

@irenetorkel2186 6 лет назад

You are just SOOOOOO good at this. You need to give them that money so they can get therapy. They definitely need professional help after a few minutes with you lol. keep at it!

@lpronovost84 6 лет назад

Are you deaf? Don't call here again, I love when Horatio brings him to tears. Give it to him immediately. Please keep your videos coming

@donquijotis9086 6 лет назад

Taking a page out of Lenny's book. Good one Hoax lol!

@ThatOneBlack 6 лет назад

I love me an early morning scam troll

@TheHoaxHotel 6 лет назад

A Gummy Worm sipping a fine brew

@libbyfan 5 лет назад

9:05 - Oh man, I got some FBI Josh Brown flashbacks right there.

@Shazayum 6 лет назад

"Are you deaf?" "What?" well played, hoax hotel.

@migueloviedo24 6 лет назад

"are you stupid"....josh brown best line ever 😆 by the way Arnold would not graduate lol

@DemimondeMesilaThraam 6 лет назад

Loved the Larissa reference... good ol' Lenny's third eldest girl, the one he never shuts up about...LOLOLOL!!!

@sw2938 6 лет назад

I love it...he says "ARE YOU DEAF, ARE YOU DEAF, ARE YOU DEAF???" You replied, "what?" Hahahaha...

@arewehomeyet 4 года назад

I love how you always apologize when THEY hang up and you call back. Haha.

@MsBigbug101 6 лет назад

FYI I'm in the credit card industry and every time they try to run a credit card transaction two things happen... one, they pay a transaction fee for every attempt its small (like 5-25 cents) and if they do to many false attempts it flags the processor and they could be put on a hold, cut off or shut down. Not a huge kick, but a little one.

@princeftaaanx 6 лет назад

New sub - god bless me finding this channel. Haven't laughed so hard in forever

@XL4U 6 лет назад

You're the master of double talk. You remind me of the late and great Professor Irwin Cory.

@wartem 6 лет назад

Christmas fund containing lunch. Not bad, not bad.

@TheHoaxHotel 6 лет назад

A win win

@ezrarose5922 4 года назад

You seriously crack me up 😂😂 love your channel

@Lugo428 6 лет назад

congrats on your gold play button!

@cgraham6 6 лет назад

Silver, although HH deserves a gold play button!

@itsbunessa 6 лет назад

It looked gold because he wasn't using his new VHS recording device

@robertmurray4826 6 лет назад

Your style is fucking excellent calm confusing and talking in circles bro u the best fuck u the best at this 👑😎👑

@Genin99 6 лет назад

Robert Murray I liked how HH started trolling this guy as soon as he learned that this guy is a scammer and a scammer he trolled before.

@chrispham6599 6 лет назад

All this for $250? I reckon if he applied for a job that says, pays him $8.50 per hour, five days a weekI reckon for the last time this guy called up to now, he would earn quadruple the amount!

@Halalbeautie 4 года назад

Chris Pham do you know where the guy lives that will pay him 8.50 an hour? Hell minimum wage in my state just increased to $10 was $8.60 last year

@Yuzoboy 6 лет назад

3rd eldest Larissa!

@lpronovost84 6 лет назад

I was so happy to hear from Horatio again. Captain Arnold Bloomin' onion . I just love when you talk over him, having your own conversation, while the moron keeps asking for money and he is going gradually crazy. Loved it

@ms.worldwide2007 6 лет назад

you are back at it again,it's wonderful.

@LondonCrusader 6 лет назад

Grade A'. Next time, try calling Capt' Picard, and order some crispy fish.

@TheHoaxHotel 6 лет назад

LondonCrusader with a side of app hash files

@buddhistsympathizer1136 4 года назад

"My third eldest Larrisa" - I see what you did there ;) Lenny would be proud

@zisira2469 6 лет назад

My third eldest Larissa! great reference, I'm dying 😂

@MissRavenBlack 4 месяца назад

"My third eldest, Larissa..." I JUST caught that, LOL. IYKYK 😂😂😂

@JayB2 6 лет назад

The most gullible scammer of all time.

@carenhall2066 6 лет назад

Is it time for the Christmas scammers already?

@TheHoaxHotel 6 лет назад

Caren Hall it is

@robertjebediahfreeman4177 6 лет назад

Quite determined ill give him that

@theopinionisthighqualityopinio 6 лет назад

They have an enormous amount of patience. Anything to get that cash!! Thanks for another wonderful video!! Thursday is my favorite day!!

@brianv9242 6 лет назад

Geev meh de curd infomashon or I'm goin to git P E E S E D

@Aswornbyshade 6 лет назад

You need more views! Definitely beats ownage pranks. Yea he does pranks but he does call scammers. But you are way more engaging!

@Daleylife 6 лет назад

My third eldest Larissa! HAHAHA. I died.

@jh8241 5 лет назад

This is not for food, this is your diplomatic agent! lol

@lisafancyface8950 6 лет назад

You are a comical genius.. so entertaining. Thank You for these videos!!

@cutlasssupreme6984 2 года назад

When a scammer asks “are you stupid?”, oh how the irony is thick.

@DarkHorseWoodworking 6 лет назад

I hear it's so very hard to get a decent sandwich in Luanda.

@Bitchtheman 6 лет назад

Scammer:hello, this of Captain Arnold Hoax: Please do one thing, I'm the Captain NOW!

@MrBoomblaster 6 лет назад

oh my god, "my third eldest Larisa" a "this is Lenny" reference! possible Hoax Hotel collaboration with Lenny!? that would be awesome!

@beckyboomacormac2526 4 года назад

He just goes along with everything you say 😂 gimme your card details!!!! Now !!! I’m

@javiersmith8618 6 лет назад

My third eldest, Larissa?!? Lenny?!? Is that you?? :)

@s0ap123 6 лет назад

Was the my 3rd eldest Larissa line homage to Lenny? Lol

@amybeelicious 6 лет назад

this is random but I'm glad I started watching your channel. I work from home and my boss sent me a number to reset my password that I have used many times. This time when I called it a foreign man answered. He gave me a temp password and then asked did I work remotely. When I said yes, he then asked for my IP address and wanted me to turn off some internet security connections. When I said I couldn't he then asked me the get on a personal pc or phone. I quickly hung up and told my boss. Thanks to this page I know what to look out for. Saved me my job.

@ChristopherSaindon 6 лет назад

Oh!!! A diplomatic agent!!

@massimiliano_mogetta_bartolini 4 года назад

At some point the scammer was literally on the edge of a nervous breakdown, brilliant!!!!

@amongrant6035 5 лет назад

“ARE YOU INSANE?” 😂😂😂

@MsBigbug101 6 лет назад

You keepin files on theses shits ?? (Help you keep up ) Lol Love love love your channel ... like top 3 for sure !!!

@aikaun4067 5 лет назад

From a christmas fund to a food delivery company. Food hasn't been delivered for days, and scammer still demandin payment. Does the scammer really still think the victim believes his story is legit? LMAO

@mob11691 6 лет назад

I love the "third eldest Larisa" quote. I love that recording LOL

@dianalovescolors 4 года назад

How could I forget the Captain? More importantly, how could he forget YOU? 😂😂😂

@30kitagreen 6 лет назад

The best channel ever. Still getting these stupid scammers emailing me.

@0okamino 6 лет назад

I really hope all this frustration has taken years off of these scammers' lives.

@tangkhul_Tekken 6 лет назад

'' You have to give me your card details right now ''

@TheHoaxHotel 6 лет назад

Stephen Strange oh yes please

@lisaleuschnerandersen3906 6 лет назад

Right nows.

@lt_dans__leggs573 2 года назад

That guy must be getting peridium for all those days at the airport! He can't send you the demurrage meal without the card details! LOL Great animation!