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What Does Human Taste Like? 

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EXTRA INFO & LINKS BELOW!
Guest Star: Elsie the cat.
Music by / jakechudnow
and from www.audionetwork.com
/ vsaucegaming
FLAVOR NETWORK ARTICLE (the cool food network graphs): www.nature.com/srep/2011/11121...
Hygiene hypothesis: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hygiene_...
Eating snot:
www.psmag.com/navigation/healt...
www.popsci.com/science/article...
human meat CHART: i.imgur.com/1DjGj.jpg
Calories in an entire human body's worth of meat: answers.yahoo.com/question/ind...
Rick Gibson: www.rickgibson.net/perform.html
Marco Evaristti: uk.reuters.com/article/2007/05...
www.vvork.com/?tag=can
Other work by Evaristti: artelectronicmedia.com/artwork...
Japanese genitals: www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05...
the tweet: / 188931954777919489
Cannibalism on Dutch TV show:
• What does human flesh ...
www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2011/...
Cannibalism wikipedia: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cannibalism
Taste buds: biology.clc.uc.edu/fankhauser/...
William Buehler Seabrook:
www.slate.com/articles/news_an...
www.realclearscience.com/blog/...
site based on food networks and flavor 'principles': www.foodpairing.com
Orange juice and toothpaste: science.howstuffworks.com/life...
Cats and sweetness: www.null-hypothesis.co.uk/arti...
Another way you eat yourself: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autophag...)
SEA SQUIRT LINKS:
goodheartextremescience.wordpr...
www.coralscience.org/main/arti...
Amount of mucus swallowed in a day: sciencefocus.com/qa/swallowing...
Ouroboros: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ouroboros
also: www.quickmeme.com/img/64/64206...

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Комментарии : 27 тыс.   
@fukmachups1876
@fukmachups1876 5 лет назад
Human tastes like disappointment.
@tacocat9654
@tacocat9654 5 лет назад
FukMaChups pshhh nah that was just mah meat
@kensantapaga2199
@kensantapaga2199 5 лет назад
I read this comment. As I panned back up, I smiled. Suddenly stopped. Came back down, read it again. Then finally lol'd. Slow Release Best Comment.
@wadealexander2429
@wadealexander2429 5 лет назад
ur life is a disappointment
@fukmachups1876
@fukmachups1876 5 лет назад
@@wadealexander2429 Yes, and so is yours.
@wadealexander2429
@wadealexander2429 5 лет назад
hey I'm not insulting u I thought it was a joke and I'm right I'm a idiot
@laurentspatola5374
@laurentspatola5374 5 лет назад
Yeah human tastes good when you drench it in vsauce
@ToyotaYaris-ft1ro
@ToyotaYaris-ft1ro 5 лет назад
fuck sake
@coconuts7045
@coconuts7045 5 лет назад
Meep
@YoussefJKaram
@YoussefJKaram 5 лет назад
r/puns
@KakaOfTheRealMadrid
@KakaOfTheRealMadrid 5 лет назад
Vagina Sauce?
@davidwilkinson7250
@davidwilkinson7250 5 лет назад
Laurent Spatola hi oh really
@KriviSalla-bp5te
@KriviSalla-bp5te 10 месяцев назад
Only Michael can put you in and bring you out of an existential crisis in 10 minutes.
@tonyvega1705
@tonyvega1705 8 месяцев назад
Just with a video he made a decade ago.
@Jacj_
@Jacj_ Месяц назад
That we’re rewatching for the nth time.
@r.i.p.plegaming2327
@r.i.p.plegaming2327 Год назад
This man’s videos are timeless and great as well as educational
@DEVSKYReal
@DEVSKYReal 5 месяцев назад
true
@thedislikebutton1907
@thedislikebutton1907 13 дней назад
Because Human taste isn't changing anytime soon.
@fusrodahdaily9664
@fusrodahdaily9664 5 лет назад
2:22 _"Ate and killed a volunteer"_ Shouldn't it be _"Killed and ate a volunteer"?_ ...unless...oh god.
@dreska255
@dreska255 5 лет назад
You know, I could just get along with my life without reading this comment.
@fusrodahdaily9664
@fusrodahdaily9664 5 лет назад
@@mrben-joseph oof
@llOcOlll
@llOcOlll 5 лет назад
We know we eat many things alive. We call them fresh fruit and tasty salad. Germs of course.
@Special_Tactics_Force_Unit
@Special_Tactics_Force_Unit 5 лет назад
Yeah better not to think about it, because that's exactly what happened.
@HDTeamTM
@HDTeamTM 5 лет назад
That's right, look up a video on it.
@rubenhelia4740
@rubenhelia4740 3 года назад
Imagine michaels search history
@NeerajSingh-fq4xn
@NeerajSingh-fq4xn 3 года назад
Insane OMG😳
@Farmer_Thanos
@Farmer_Thanos 3 года назад
@@baderapril7545 thats the epic number haha poggers
@jbuddery3082
@jbuddery3082 3 года назад
If you sort Vsauce's videos by oldest, well, let's say its very different to this type of content. That search history would've been even worse.
@Gaellka
@Gaellka 3 года назад
@@jbuddery3082 and, if you are an OG, you should have know WTF Vsauce Series...
@tardman8250
@tardman8250 3 года назад
@@baderapril7545 haha 69 is funniest the 4200000000000000000000069th time its said reddit moment lmaoxd
@benty4735
@benty4735 10 месяцев назад
3:23 HOLDUP WHY DO YOU THINK THATS THE BEST DESCRIPTION MICHEAL, HOW WOULD YOU KNOW IF HES RIGHT 💀
@AgentParsec
@AgentParsec 9 месяцев назад
A friend of mine asked the question once, "If you are what you eat, does that make you a cannibal?"
@qar_ty7732
@qar_ty7732 2 месяца назад
@marievanhouten4183 they mean that since you are you, a human, you are a cannibal of a human since you are what you eat
@Disanem
@Disanem 3 года назад
This feels more like a confession than a educational episode.
@Innuend.o
@Innuend.o 2 года назад
Fax
@dioptre
@dioptre 2 года назад
XD
@ArnoTheLad
@ArnoTheLad Год назад
Underrated comment
@nomnommer5457
@nomnommer5457 Год назад
When you eat human. Your body knows instantly, all of your senses instantaneously combust. Warning: You are not eating animal meat, you are eating yourself.
@alphakennybody4190
@alphakennybody4190 Год назад
AHHAA
@adrieloropeza5628
@adrieloropeza5628 5 лет назад
Why is the *Fbi* at my front door
@monserratsanchez5197
@monserratsanchez5197 5 лет назад
Buzzcuntyear Blastoff FBI OPEN UP
@JustAnotherRailfan2026
@JustAnotherRailfan2026 5 лет назад
Monserrat Sánchez I was gonna say that
@monserratsanchez5197
@monserratsanchez5197 5 лет назад
BravesGamingPS4 lol
@xxxdumbnamexxx904
@xxxdumbnamexxx904 5 лет назад
B U Z Z C U N T Y E A R
@jesussosa3837
@jesussosa3837 5 лет назад
I know you irl
@apart8493
@apart8493 Год назад
At this point I started to feel like this channel is a giant compilation of shower thoughts.
@Safaahmed-ys4cs
@Safaahmed-ys4cs 3 месяца назад
it is...
@yudaheinzu-777
@yudaheinzu-777 9 месяцев назад
Vsause Casually Chopping His Head Off So We Can See It In The Thumbnail Then Puts It Back On After To Explain The Video
@xyos7647
@xyos7647 Месяц назад
I am sorry to disappoint you but he probably realised the thumbnail after filming the video where he explain everything.
@My_name_is_Luc
@My_name_is_Luc Месяц назад
​@@xyos7647 You are right, he tweeted about that back then
@maximoose2775
@maximoose2775 3 года назад
"you are tasting human right now" me eating a burrito ...oh shit
@horseoperamarker
@horseoperamarker 3 года назад
lmaooo
@fruitybooty6972
@fruitybooty6972 3 года назад
Bro eating and watching vsauce is a vibe by itself
@twixking
@twixking 3 года назад
I ate a burrito too holy shit
@Vittow
@Vittow 2 года назад
...here we go again. -Carl Jhonson, 1992-
@charlessaintpe8574
@charlessaintpe8574 2 года назад
I was just finishing some spaghetti and meatballs. For some reason my phone really wants me to capitalize Spaghetti and Meatballs.
@PawsomeDragons
@PawsomeDragons 3 года назад
"You're eating yourself" *gulps* "By swallowing" *gulps nervously*
@GetFidW_GdPengon_leader5
@GetFidW_GdPengon_leader5 3 года назад
Heh
@picorico5921
@picorico5921 3 года назад
A bite my nails, Sometimes dead skin gets in my mouth.
@user-zx2et9lf8y
@user-zx2et9lf8y 3 года назад
...... Swallowing ?? So you're technically a human??
@pistachia4601
@pistachia4601 3 года назад
underrated comment
@fzr850
@fzr850 3 года назад
@@picorico5921 yeah i always remove dead skin, but never eaten them
@Karsikuda
@Karsikuda Месяц назад
anyone else randomly get this recommended 10 yrs later
@LucasSkhirtladze64
@LucasSkhirtladze64 Месяц назад
I dis
@aoifedeborha2420
@aoifedeborha2420 Месяц назад
Yeah, but it’s not that random lol - he’s not posting long format 🥲
@Karsikuda
@Karsikuda Месяц назад
@@aoifedeborha2420 ooooh
@Random-emojis373
@Random-emojis373 Месяц назад
Me
@LoonyLonnie_
@LoonyLonnie_ 23 дня назад
Nah, I just searched up taxidermy, found his video and kept binge watching vsauce vids until I got here
@gabriel13gd
@gabriel13gd 5 месяцев назад
Did anyone notice a mosquito passing by in the upper left part of the screen at 2:45 - 2:46?
@user-kd7to5xf9e
@user-kd7to5xf9e 2 месяца назад
Yes
@WildmanTrading
@WildmanTrading 2 месяца назад
Huh
@Godofnothingness6
@Godofnothingness6 2 месяца назад
Yes omg she must be a paid actor
@user-kd7to5xf9e
@user-kd7to5xf9e 2 месяца назад
@@Godofnothingness6 she? Que tal¿
@LoonyLonnie_
@LoonyLonnie_ 23 дня назад
I hate mosquitoes
@kacperwysocki7590
@kacperwysocki7590 5 лет назад
I like how his head costs $1.70
@vihaanle3010
@vihaanle3010 5 лет назад
Ryder SA stolen comment
@Carnivvhore
@Carnivvhore 5 лет назад
VSL Gaming Apparently people can’t have the same opinion, huh?
@jaluek
@jaluek 5 лет назад
It's stolen IDOIT haha noob youtubers lop
@ASpecPro
@ASpecPro 5 лет назад
1.76 if you add tax.
@vihaanle3010
@vihaanle3010 5 лет назад
- 2D why r u triggered geez
@saltyduckie
@saltyduckie 3 года назад
alternative ending: michael: *”well, there’s only one way to find out”*
@zoewells3160
@zoewells3160 3 года назад
*grabs knife and climbs out of the screen at you*
@CopeandSeethe80085
@CopeandSeethe80085 3 года назад
@@zoewells3160 WHAT
@sipusimalietoa2585
@sipusimalietoa2585 3 года назад
@@zoewells3160 close the phone/Ipad
@Cartoonylol
@Cartoonylol 3 года назад
Ayo
@membryo9247
@membryo9247 3 года назад
ong
@Canary_v
@Canary_v 2 месяца назад
“as soon as this thing stops moving it eats it’s own brain” **frantically starts to do squats**
@muhammadikmalhakimi2501
@muhammadikmalhakimi2501 9 месяцев назад
Gonna start Wagyu A5 Human business from now on
@brusspup
@brusspup 10 лет назад
Best thumbnail ever.
@danielpowell2167
@danielpowell2167 10 лет назад
omg its brusspup :D
@something_nothing
@something_nothing 10 лет назад
omg brusspup!
@SCHEFFyt
@SCHEFFyt 10 лет назад
H-H-hey brusspup.. hows it going? =D
@AtharvGoel
@AtharvGoel 9 лет назад
Burs spur!!!
@neegaaa4726
@neegaaa4726 6 лет назад
No its why do we wear clothes
@FNaFFrenzy321123
@FNaFFrenzy321123 5 лет назад
"You are what you eat" I don't remember eating a disappointment
@femke7551
@femke7551 5 лет назад
You aren't a disappointment
@bigh012345
@bigh012345 5 лет назад
Are you disappoint?
@mikehawk6175
@mikehawk6175 5 лет назад
Me neither🤦‍♂️
@SecretDefect
@SecretDefect 5 лет назад
That's deep
@keithscott2706
@keithscott2706 5 лет назад
@@SecretDefect f u
@arzuozturk6460
@arzuozturk6460 10 месяцев назад
this video went from 100 to 0 really quickly
@signedoutsorry
@signedoutsorry 10 месяцев назад
Micheal: "You are eating human right now." Me: *slowly chews blueberry poptart*
@Scuti2
@Scuti2 Месяц назад
NEW: HUMAN MEAT FLAVORED POPTARTS!
@denisesoria3115
@denisesoria3115 3 года назад
Michael: “What does human taste like?” Cashier: Sir this is a McDonald’s drive thru
@mubarak6215
@mubarak6215 3 года назад
Oof I tried to laugh
@moonagaming6068
@moonagaming6068 3 года назад
@Roberto ZavalaZepeda lol
@kaijoswilman
@kaijoswilman 3 года назад
They are the same, garbage
@JohnDoe-in3ep
@JohnDoe-in3ep 3 года назад
Since cow etc basically taste like human (or does human taste like cow etc?🤪) they should have just said "Big mac" lolloll
@RepKyle95
@RepKyle95 3 года назад
@golden maknae you mean prions?
@KRMLZ01
@KRMLZ01 3 года назад
Mom: “hey son what did you eat today?” Me: “it’s complicated”
@ihatealmosteverythingequal820
@ihatealmosteverythingequal820 3 года назад
i ate disappointment, thats u
@BasiliskDark536
@BasiliskDark536 3 года назад
@@ihatealmosteverythingequal820 hehe "I h(ATE)" get it? Because your name and comment?
@Synsir0
@Synsir0 3 года назад
@@BasiliskDark536 OH SHIT SO THAT MEANS HE ATE ALMOST EVERYTHING EQUALLY.
@dvision4203
@dvision4203 3 года назад
What mom would ask that lol
@radornic2387
@radornic2387 3 года назад
It's not that complicated, just say "I ate human meat"
@jaxbenton
@jaxbenton 10 месяцев назад
thanks for the info I will use this usefully
@branominal8564
@branominal8564 4 месяца назад
I feel like I am the only person on the planet who doesn't have an issue with orange juice after brushing my teeth, it just tastes like orange juice to me. I've never met anyone who feels the same way
@dawidbojaryzn5460
@dawidbojaryzn5460 5 лет назад
Micheal: You are tasting human... right now Me: *looks down at cereal*
@DanielFuentes-mr3nn
@DanielFuentes-mr3nn 5 лет назад
Me: oh shit *runs*
@helpme2732
@helpme2732 5 лет назад
oh my god I did the exact same thing
@theonebman7581
@theonebman7581 5 лет назад
*Is cereal soup tho?*
@earthlyezy4585
@earthlyezy4585 5 лет назад
For me it’s pretzels
@13gangyoungin16
@13gangyoungin16 4 года назад
*looks at random boot i found on the street*
@Kunaaaaallll
@Kunaaaaallll 4 года назад
If _"you are what you eat"_ then only the cannibals are the humans..
@voicelessuvularplosive
@voicelessuvularplosive 4 года назад
h
@eseopu
@eseopu 4 года назад
I am hula hoops
@Olives_1
@Olives_1 4 года назад
WHAT THE ACTUAL FU-
@rebeccarachel243
@rebeccarachel243 4 года назад
We eat cows, they eat grass so we eat grass so.. WE ARE GRASS
@mohamedameri360
@mohamedameri360 4 года назад
@@rebeccarachel243 Close enough, grass "eats" sunlight for energy, we're technically solar powered so is all life.
@ShitkidOfJamrock
@ShitkidOfJamrock 10 месяцев назад
3:51 The video game Neo Scavenger from about a decade ago contains this quote. I didnt need the context of this to assume it was cannibalism in game, but its interesting to know it now.
@bonebot_real
@bonebot_real 2 дня назад
I love that the video is about cannibalism but then vsauce starts talking about Orange juice and toothpaste
@machickenjoy3202
@machickenjoy3202 3 года назад
“Top ten foods Gordon actually liked”
@JJ_Jonah
@JJ_Jonah 3 года назад
Who’s Gordon
@kusumsrivastava8886
@kusumsrivastava8886 3 года назад
@@JJ_Jonah Gordon Ramsey my guy
@yagvendersingh156
@yagvendersingh156 3 года назад
@@JJ_Jonah za best chef
@JJ_Jonah
@JJ_Jonah 3 года назад
Oh okay does he have a show or something?
@benedict.v.dharma8729
@benedict.v.dharma8729 3 года назад
@@JJ_Jonah wait are you joking or do u actually dont know who he is
@PavelArushanov1
@PavelArushanov1 4 года назад
* eating chicken wings* Michael : “you are eating yourself” Me : *eats chicken wing nervously*
@trash_lin
@trash_lin 4 года назад
This made me laugh violently, thank you😂
@imacrat5279
@imacrat5279 4 года назад
All life started from somewhere. So yeah. Technically. You are eating yourself.
@cain.theconqueror
@cain.theconqueror 4 года назад
Human tastes gay
@cain.theconqueror
@cain.theconqueror 4 года назад
Gay
@Clone-dt6nv
@Clone-dt6nv 4 года назад
Vegans : "your are eating other animals body"
@nk7xxx
@nk7xxx 11 месяцев назад
4:43 vsauce : what does human taste like hannibal : i can answer that
@junfeng7485
@junfeng7485 8 месяцев назад
Eating lunch while watching this, good times.
@tacticalultimatum
@tacticalultimatum 8 лет назад
You are what you eat. Well, I'm a person...
@Ecocat777
@Ecocat777 8 лет назад
That's nice
@szczur0192
@szczur0192 8 лет назад
you are what you eat. stop eating pork!
@tacticalultimatum
@tacticalultimatum 8 лет назад
PatrykWolski Damn commie a-rab
@cheezzzkaaahh3113
@cheezzzkaaahh3113 8 лет назад
I am what i am?! But..ive never ate a bowl of awesomeness
@koncan5
@koncan5 8 лет назад
+ZzBlueCheezekakezZ I guess that explains that then. :)
@milchpackungszertreter6769
@milchpackungszertreter6769 4 года назад
My brain: intresting My body: **sweats nervously**
@abdmin3268
@abdmin3268 3 года назад
What if you cloned yourself and eat your clone? Hmmmmmmmmmmm....
@mityakiselev
@mityakiselev 3 года назад
my brain says ''no'', but my body says ''yes''
@cattinaaa
@cattinaaa 3 года назад
I say no but my taste buds say “hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm”
@hatdowg2459
@hatdowg2459 3 года назад
@@abdmin3268 well just ask your twin (if you have one) Or eat a small part of you body
@billybooh8242
@billybooh8242 3 года назад
*Sweats tastiness*
@Cafey
@Cafey 8 месяцев назад
This is my favorite thumbnail of all time
@kyan858.
@kyan858. 4 месяца назад
Bro came from serving cannibalism to serving a life sentence 😂
@invalidusername2907
@invalidusername2907 5 лет назад
you are what you eat... *but I don’t remember eating a pathetic failure...*
@3springbok
@3springbok 4 года назад
Haha good one
@YouTubeChannel-ek8fu
@YouTubeChannel-ek8fu 4 года назад
I guess I’m my grandma’s ashes
@KiiBon
@KiiBon 4 года назад
@@RU-vidChannel-ek8fu r/cursedcomments
@sleepy_boi7552
@sleepy_boi7552 4 года назад
This is big M O O D. Also i didn't remember eating deppresion
@MK-hj9de
@MK-hj9de 4 года назад
i am a cow. *m o o o o*
@coyotesdm8281
@coyotesdm8281 5 лет назад
If you are what you eat, I am a innocent man
@rileybski
@rileybski 5 лет назад
Coyote sdm That’s fucking deep
@xenomni1673
@xenomni1673 5 лет назад
hi i’m a gay little shit :3 agreed
@pinheadlarry268
@pinheadlarry268 5 лет назад
If you are what u eat, Im a bag of kettle chips bc I just ate that
@taffyadam6031
@taffyadam6031 5 лет назад
Xenomni good to know you're okay with who you are
@kevinaskorsakas8795
@kevinaskorsakas8795 5 лет назад
Thats not even deep its just a joke...
@dsi476
@dsi476 3 дня назад
i love how background music changes with phases
@Scar4m0uch1
@Scar4m0uch1 Год назад
The way he says "yum" gave me chills LMAO NOW I THOUGHT HE WAS GONNA TRY...
@milchpackungszertreter6769
@milchpackungszertreter6769 4 года назад
I accidentally bite my tongue sometimes It tastes like **pain**
@Sm1le4Me1
@Sm1le4Me1 3 года назад
I think I accidentally ate a bit of my tongue it does taste like pain
@kaedeakamatsu707
@kaedeakamatsu707 3 года назад
@@Sm1le4Me1 ew
@oof3599
@oof3599 3 года назад
omfg true
@Scointist
@Scointist 3 года назад
It tastes like blood 😂
@TheChrislewis1989
@TheChrislewis1989 3 года назад
Lol
@josephweimer2859
@josephweimer2859 5 лет назад
“Hey VSauce, Michael here. Eating your own booger’s is gross, BUT “ I love VSauce intros lol
@marsyad6002
@marsyad6002 4 года назад
@@snootcomrade9473 nice
@ruris189
@ruris189 4 года назад
@@snootcomrade9473 not nice
@AghaNoor
@AghaNoor 4 года назад
@@snootcomrade9473 nice
@AghaNoor
@AghaNoor 4 года назад
@@snootcomrade9473 not nice
@user-gc2cv6qw6i
@user-gc2cv6qw6i 4 года назад
RU-vid police lol
@0qu1
@0qu1 Год назад
ive never felt like i'd have to question myself so much more then ive ever done.
@exodust1271
@exodust1271 Год назад
Masterpiece of a video
@crustyrusty8369
@crustyrusty8369 5 лет назад
*CIA has joined the chat*
@AcidMushTV
@AcidMushTV 5 лет назад
**Everyone has left the chat**
@cia4393
@cia4393 5 лет назад
Yes we have
@grantgabriel6958
@grantgabriel6958 5 лет назад
FBI has joined the chat FBI : FBI OPEN UP
@sunshinybean1179
@sunshinybean1179 5 лет назад
@@grantgabriel6958 Humans: people open up!! FBI: *opens up*
@yoshikagekira564
@yoshikagekira564 4 года назад
Idk how I feel about Michael calling toothpaste a “cuisine”
@MrDuck252
@MrDuck252 3 года назад
KIRAAAA
@jerrysmith8814
@jerrysmith8814 3 года назад
Kira... Aren't you a sailor or something? What the fuck are you doing here?! Don't you have something better to do with that Josefumi Kujo guy or smt?
@yoshikagekira564
@yoshikagekira564 3 года назад
Jerry Smith idk what tf you are talking about, I know a Jotaro kujo , and his uncle josuke, but idk who this guy is
@jerrysmith8814
@jerrysmith8814 3 года назад
@@yoshikagekira564 shame on you for not reading JoJolion, the best part ever
@jerrysmith8814
@jerrysmith8814 3 года назад
@@yoshikagekira564 spoiler: Kira is a Joestar and Josuke Higashikata is a fusion between Kira and Josefumi Kujo
@JoshuHigashikata-NKC
@JoshuHigashikata-NKC 10 месяцев назад
Mista: Yeah! Finally, the answer to my question!
@CaesarZeppeli01
@CaesarZeppeli01 4 месяца назад
IS THAT A JJNA REFERENCE
@babyteeth4
@babyteeth4 10 лет назад
Did anyone else become hyper-aware of their tongue after watching this?
@silverhedgehog3885
@silverhedgehog3885 10 лет назад
...very...
@aleccortez8662
@aleccortez8662 10 лет назад
yes!!
@remmyboyyy
@remmyboyyy 10 лет назад
Sadly....
@prankfiles
@prankfiles 10 лет назад
I rather not taste myself
@IgnemFeram01
@IgnemFeram01 10 лет назад
No, but I was hyper-aware of the pink/red color of the peppermint marshmallows in my hot chocolate.
@TheKsalad
@TheKsalad 9 лет назад
There are enough bones in the human body to create an entire skeleton.
@aye_papi
@aye_papi 9 лет назад
Poor luka all that vore
@KaiPlews
@KaiPlews 9 лет назад
TIL
@AbigailKennedy123
@AbigailKennedy123 9 лет назад
You don't say!
@LukeDukeTilDeath1
@LukeDukeTilDeath1 9 лет назад
*Mind Blown.*
@TheJargonKing
@TheJargonKing 9 лет назад
No shit Sherlock.
@Dock284
@Dock284 29 дней назад
recommended ten years later after watching video's about humans doing good things for each other. How nice.
@mobsterlord9021
@mobsterlord9021 9 месяцев назад
Michael Stevens “Answering the questions were to afraid to ask since 1986”
@ThattGuyy1000
@ThattGuyy1000 3 года назад
COVID-19: *Enters my body* All the boogers I ate as a dumb 6-year-old: You messed with the wrong house fool!!
@Microplasma
@Microplasma 3 года назад
Covid : ey ey ey ey ! Big boog ! It's me Cov !
@Microplasma
@Microplasma 3 года назад
@M M how mom's got killed ? We gotta talk about it .
@hemarawat2637
@hemarawat2637 3 года назад
@@Microplasma You killed her Cov!
@Microplasma
@Microplasma 3 года назад
@@hemarawat2637 😂 good one , didn't see that coming !
@hemarawat2637
@hemarawat2637 3 года назад
@@Microplasma 😂😂😂
@loirai4349
@loirai4349 Год назад
It's insane to another level to know this was created 8 years ago. I remember coming home from school and seeing this right before a trip to the grocery store. I pictured Michael's head in all the meat packages.
@slashifyu1453
@slashifyu1453 Год назад
💀
@xxxMusoukaxxx
@xxxMusoukaxxx Год назад
glorious
@priyanzhu
@priyanzhu Год назад
lmao
@gachabloxgirl3958
@gachabloxgirl3958 Год назад
Horrifying but yet, relatable
@thefunkiestswag
@thefunkiestswag Год назад
bro they watching you 💀
@niencats
@niencats Месяц назад
Im dutch and proefkonijnen was a really fun science show that I watched a lot as a kid, cool to see vsauce mention them
@nma4721
@nma4721 9 месяцев назад
“You are tasting human… right now” Me: slowly looks at my milo from mcdonalds
@emilydioptase
@emilydioptase 7 лет назад
You are what you eat? I don't remember eating an unoriginal comment.
@DannyDog27
@DannyDog27 6 лет назад
setsunasa ni wa
@creamii7017
@creamii7017 6 лет назад
*B R U H*
@prest01
@prest01 6 лет назад
i dont remember eating awesomeness
@suckmydingledong
@suckmydingledong 6 лет назад
But you're not the comment, you're the poster. Where is the logic in that? Oh, right, we're living on a mystic ball floating around in infinite -or possibly finite- somethingness. Never mind.
@beecat9038
@beecat9038 6 лет назад
I must be a cow then.
@Rose-hh7mk
@Rose-hh7mk Год назад
It's so interesting that cannibalism itself is not illegal. It's what someone might do before cannibalism that would be illegal, like murder, assault or misconduct with a corpse.
@timmy18135
@timmy18135 Год назад
Cannibalism is not illegal? Huh?
@delicious_orange013lol6
@delicious_orange013lol6 Год назад
@@timmy18135 actually eating the meat isn't the crime, is what he means.
@idot3331
@idot3331 Год назад
@@delicious_orange013lol6 I think the act of eating human meat could be the crime in some circumstances. If you obtain a human corpse legally - like if you're a mortician or something - and then decide to eat some of it, then the act of eating it is what constitutes "misconduct with a corpse". Of course, that would also mean you would have to eat it without cooking or preparing it in any way.
@idot3331
@idot3331 Год назад
@@Kaiser-ks3yq to be honest I don't believe anything from Reddit unless it has multiple sources of irrefutable evidence. I can't imagine you'd get much meat from a foot and whatever you did get would be really tough and gristly.
@thespaceman8231
@thespaceman8231 Год назад
@@idot3331 If I remember correctly, there are more bones in your feet and hands combined than the rest of your body, so finding that much meat for not just one but multiple tacos seems pretty implausible IMO
@user-we8ie4jo7s
@user-we8ie4jo7s 7 месяцев назад
As a cannibal, I can confirm this is true
@TheBattleMaster555
@TheBattleMaster555 10 дней назад
Cap
@leejohnson3270
@leejohnson3270 6 месяцев назад
I like how that basically summarized all of psychology, move towards a thing (fight), move away from a thing (flight), and eat your brain (freeze)
@Heblo
@Heblo 4 года назад
I wonder what my FBI Agent thinks of me when seeing this video
@nemesys7401
@nemesys7401 4 года назад
Heblo lol
@nataliesmomma07
@nataliesmomma07 4 года назад
🤔
@Dumb_Killjoy
@Dumb_Killjoy 4 года назад
Can’t like m8, sorry, sacred number
@Heblo
@Heblo 4 года назад
@@Dumb_Killjoy someone ruined the sacred number :(
@DrAdityaReddy
@DrAdityaReddy 4 года назад
They will even see your comment
@domenator2670
@domenator2670 3 года назад
When he says “hey vsauce, Michael here”, he is saying that he is Michael which implies that we are vsauce
@oldaccount4719
@oldaccount4719 3 года назад
vsac
@Koz.for.Concern
@Koz.for.Concern 3 года назад
We've always been vsauce
@someweirdowhoknowsyourloca1020
@someweirdowhoknowsyourloca1020 3 года назад
Remember that video when he said he was made of vsauce?
@Ciara_Foxx
@Ciara_Foxx 3 года назад
Maybe Vsauce was the wisdom we made along the way
@Ratciclefan
@Ratciclefan 2 года назад
I've noticed that too
@Inolongerknowwhoiam
@Inolongerknowwhoiam 7 месяцев назад
watching vsauce while gone off that bud can be intriguing at times
@Bikelife_.rajani
@Bikelife_.rajani 9 месяцев назад
POV You see this vid in your feed
@Thor_the_Doge
@Thor_the_Doge 3 года назад
"...ate and killed..." That order is implying he was eaten alive, and died in a stomach...
@FeatMe
@FeatMe 3 года назад
@Johan Liebert *god please no-*
@brendorkusaviation8930
@brendorkusaviation8930 3 года назад
v o r e
@CeoOfTheBOIS
@CeoOfTheBOIS 3 года назад
STOP!! THIS THE POLICE!!
@pitch2018
@pitch2018 3 года назад
@Johan Liebert 🥵🥵🥵
@DrunkenHorseman
@DrunkenHorseman 3 года назад
*gets flashbacks to how giants ate people in attack on titan*
@nolancrackel
@nolancrackel 4 года назад
“You are what you eat” I ate to much spaghetti Now I regretti
@rwbando9259
@rwbando9259 4 года назад
HAHAHAHAAHAHHHA GET IT CAUSE SPAGHETTI AND REGRET MAKE REGRETTI HAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD SO FUNNY
@nikomykkanen439
@nikomykkanen439 4 года назад
@@rwbando9259 no
@premiumleader8948
@premiumleader8948 4 года назад
RW Bando bro wtf crack head
@kasrapourahmadi4574
@kasrapourahmadi4574 4 года назад
@@rwbando9259 do you need help?
@SnazzyCrackers
@SnazzyCrackers 4 года назад
RW Bando This is called a failed joke, the main comment is funny though, just the reply :l
@MasterSergius
@MasterSergius 9 месяцев назад
We'll we see some cookbook?
@AndreaOsmani-gb3xd
@AndreaOsmani-gb3xd 7 месяцев назад
Vsauce: You are tasting human right now! Me: Looks down at milk
@starr_00
@starr_00 3 года назад
"You Are What U Eat" **slowly fades into a waffle**
@pumpkin8222
@pumpkin8222 3 года назад
I'm still a human, you don't ask
@henrysutherland5292
@henrysutherland5292 3 года назад
*slowly morphs into a dorito
@johnfkennedy9269
@johnfkennedy9269 3 года назад
@@henrysutherland5292 turns into a cheeto
@jerma1493
@jerma1493 3 года назад
so that’s why there are dickheads in the world
@asquido4024
@asquido4024 3 года назад
*slowly fades into a an oven*
@the_gabodiaz
@the_gabodiaz 5 лет назад
6:59 _heheh, i remember when i played _*_Minecraft_*_ and named a _*_Raw Beef_*_ with my name and showed it to my mom and said _*_"look mom, i am what i eat"_*
@WeirdDuck781
@WeirdDuck781 4 года назад
TO THE RANCH
@YouTubeChannel-ek8fu
@YouTubeChannel-ek8fu 4 года назад
Same with me but the raw beef is my mother
@mazafakamilkisgood2503
@mazafakamilkisgood2503 4 года назад
Good times..
@user-gc2cv6qw6i
@user-gc2cv6qw6i 4 года назад
Oh hell yes
@natethegreatest1000
@natethegreatest1000 9 месяцев назад
Eats tonsils* "mom said we could bring snacks on the trip"
@Nayeonsnumba1fan
@Nayeonsnumba1fan Год назад
why is the quality so good 😭
@youknowwhatimean5249
@youknowwhatimean5249 4 года назад
"You are what you eat" Now i'm officialy declared myself as doritos
@callumjamess2
@callumjamess2 4 года назад
Yeh same
@anoushka2946
@anoushka2946 3 года назад
😂😂
@lindsay8320
@lindsay8320 3 года назад
You know what I mean?
@callumjamess2
@callumjamess2 3 года назад
@@lindsay8320 hey
@greenpixel716
@greenpixel716 3 года назад
YES, I KNOW WHAY U MEAN LOL
@apersoninthecomments4442
@apersoninthecomments4442 5 лет назад
*Asking for a friend*
@creeperawman.9399
@creeperawman.9399 4 года назад
My friend asked for me
@justrogue8574
@justrogue8574 4 года назад
69 likes... nice
@pineapple3555
@pineapple3555 4 года назад
Creeper? Aw man. Come here
@johnwill5122
@johnwill5122 4 года назад
Aw it’s the plague doctor
@pinkfloydmeddle6692
@pinkfloydmeddle6692 4 года назад
@@creeperawman.9399 same! And then he ate me
@harambe9461
@harambe9461 10 месяцев назад
This was 9 years ago. Unbelievable how fast the 2010s are going away from us.
@jordyvandenborre1966
@jordyvandenborre1966 3 месяца назад
2:22 isnt that what the rammstein song 'mein teil' is about? that story where the guy volunteered to be eaten?
@Zulfburht
@Zulfburht 5 лет назад
so am i technically a cannibal because i chew dead skin off my lips
@tacocat9654
@tacocat9654 5 лет назад
Zulfburht who doesn’t
@dfquartzidn6151
@dfquartzidn6151 5 лет назад
Zulfburht Don’t forget the skin from your fingers.
@RobertoDeMundo
@RobertoDeMundo 5 лет назад
I AGREE WITH ALL OF YOU...
@waddledee2857
@waddledee2857 5 лет назад
Glad to see I’m not alone on that
@obeytweety
@obeytweety 5 лет назад
i think about this every time
@temmieKAT
@temmieKAT Год назад
“Judge, if you are what you eat, my client is an innocent man.”
@DccToon
@DccToon 11 месяцев назад
he ate an innocent man
@joshualam9746
@joshualam9746 10 месяцев назад
​@@DccToonThank you for explaining, I didn't get the joke, I am not being sarcastic, I literally did not understand at first.
@DccToon
@DccToon 10 месяцев назад
@@joshualam9746 no problem 😄
@tf2spyclass09
@tf2spyclass09 10 месяцев назад
fr saul goodman
@soulsded
@soulsded 10 месяцев назад
underrated comment LMFAO
@DXTRR_Official
@DXTRR_Official 4 месяца назад
I always had that question...
@thebanman2293
@thebanman2293 9 месяцев назад
Vsauce answers questions we all asked as kids
@MAMAsb0y
@MAMAsb0y 10 лет назад
As always, thanks for uploading.
@ibrahimhomsi3567
@ibrahimhomsi3567 6 лет назад
MAMAs b0y wow.. what a small world "-" good job on those animations btw!
@Mr101Trollface
@Mr101Trollface 6 лет назад
mianite xd
@wadealexander2429
@wadealexander2429 5 лет назад
As always, thanks for eating
@pixxilutia6108
@pixxilutia6108 5 лет назад
Lol say that again today.
@Blio_
@Blio_ 4 года назад
“You are what you eat” * turns to popcorn *
@vappyenjoyer24
@vappyenjoyer24 4 года назад
*turns to mandarine*
@_Ho7line
@_Ho7line 4 года назад
*Turns into grandads ashes*
@Blio_
@Blio_ 4 года назад
Instinct That *_welp, “how to delete someone else’s comment” is now in my search history_*
@Noobelix
@Noobelix 4 года назад
Condom Arms that is so cursed
@user-gc2cv6qw6i
@user-gc2cv6qw6i 4 года назад
*looks down at my arse*
@Smashingblouse
@Smashingblouse 9 месяцев назад
“Maggots Michael. You’re eating maggots how do they taste”
@nabinnyc
@nabinnyc 11 месяцев назад
watching this again who knows how many years later and it's like new, but my like click is still here. . . . .
@BrigsbyDowers
@BrigsbyDowers 4 года назад
1:29 wait...did...DID THE CANNIBAL WAIST THE “Meat a Cannibal” PUN!?!?!?!
@dord4453
@dord4453 4 года назад
Facepalms
@gabor6259
@gabor6259 3 года назад
I see you didn't WASTE the WAIST pun.
@BrigsbyDowers
@BrigsbyDowers 3 года назад
Gábor Králik ah, you’ve got a keen EYE on you!
@localthottie1255
@localthottie1255 3 года назад
I love you guys for these puns you made my day 💝
@gabor6259
@gabor6259 3 года назад
@@localthottie1255 I love you from head to toe, too.
@nanditapastariya9136
@nanditapastariya9136 5 лет назад
*Hannibal Lecter has joined the chat*
@theofficialofgod180
@theofficialofgod180 5 лет назад
Mommy 21 cannibal* Lecter
@minttea6358
@minttea6358 5 лет назад
@Mr Dog he said *cannibal* tho. Cannibal Lecter
@waler1168
@waler1168 5 лет назад
@Mr Dog I dont think you understand what's going on, do you?
@gotmemes7090
@gotmemes7090 5 лет назад
TheOfficialGod I thought I was alone who thought of that
@jaylinware3044
@jaylinware3044 4 года назад
Hi
@RayNoxa13
@RayNoxa13 10 месяцев назад
"You are tasting human right now" Me, watching at 2am, so I can't be eating
@feierlord
@feierlord 10 месяцев назад
That thumbnail is a work of art.
@goop9539
@goop9539 6 лет назад
I love how Michael's severed head was only $1.70
@robotdestroyer3111
@robotdestroyer3111 5 лет назад
*served not severed
@tigerboy4705
@tigerboy4705 2 года назад
@@robotdestroyer3111 no no, he was right
@Weedschool
@Weedschool Год назад
It was 2.70 but you're right I guess it's pricier to get one shaved
@jackbauer8460
@jackbauer8460 Год назад
@@tigerboy4705 no, no, but the second guy had a point
@rossmcewen2071
@rossmcewen2071 8 лет назад
You are what you eat. When I was 5 I ate stones so... I'm a Stoner
@shawnouko2997
@shawnouko2997 8 лет назад
+Ross McEwen LOL that was sooooo..... lame. and no one cares.
@Kraibi
@Kraibi 8 лет назад
Well clearly you did as you posted that comment instead of just keeping rolling through the comments.
@shawnouko2997
@shawnouko2997 8 лет назад
Isiah Friedlander Still no one cares...
@Kraibi
@Kraibi 8 лет назад
none yah bizwax You seem to care enough to keep responding
@shawnouko2997
@shawnouko2997 8 лет назад
Isiah Friedlander again nobody cares.
@ALTERN_ATlVE
@ALTERN_ATlVE 10 месяцев назад
The fact that youtube recommended this for me is remarkable
@FakeSentience88
@FakeSentience88 9 месяцев назад
Well that didn’t make me rethink my entire existence.
@lukeskywalker8572
@lukeskywalker8572 5 лет назад
They say you are what you eat... I don't remember eating Tracer.
@user-rt4og9ci2o
@user-rt4og9ci2o 5 лет назад
I'm already genji
@ramierefil7994
@ramierefil7994 5 лет назад
What about widowmaker
@Youhoooop9242
@Youhoooop9242 5 лет назад
I'm already widowmaker
@brolymaininfighterz962
@brolymaininfighterz962 5 лет назад
ok
@stickygingers5671
@stickygingers5671 5 лет назад
I’ll be bastion
@19billdong96
@19billdong96 3 года назад
Whenever people ask “I wonder what human flesh taste like” I always enjoy nonchalantly saying “well developed veal” and watch the horror spread across their faces
@nuclearnadal8449
@nuclearnadal8449 3 года назад
U absolute legend
@Flumsycat
@Flumsycat 3 года назад
@@nuclearnadal8449 looks like we were reading this comment at the same time
@SooberYooberToober
@SooberYooberToober 3 года назад
@@Flumsycat I read it six days after you guys.
@G_money333
@G_money333 3 года назад
@@SooberYooberToober I read it a week after you
@Bl4ues
@Bl4ues 2 года назад
@@G_money333 I read it a month after you
@lalaraeray777
@lalaraeray777 Месяц назад
After you said that joke about the cold shoulder my fiance said "im gonna take his lunch money" lmfao
@ritiklohia3093
@ritiklohia3093 Год назад
“You are what you eat” Me: Now I'm officially an innocent kid.
@applewood389
@applewood389 3 года назад
"You are eating yourself right now" Me, a nail biter: * slowly pulls finger out of mouth *
@katz_co1722
@katz_co1722 3 года назад
Also a nail eater Also freaked out
@thequeenoftheabsols
@thequeenoftheabsols 3 года назад
You bite your own nails?
@SillySpiderWeb
@SillySpiderWeb 3 года назад
I’m not a nail biter personally. I’m more of a eat the skin off your lips until they bleed uncontrollably type of girl. Edit: I know I seem weird but honestly, the blood taste good and it doesn’t really hurt. I just have to deal with fricked up lips Edit 2: glad to see I’m not the only one lmao. I hope all of the people who agree are legit and not just trying be quirky
@user-ip1ks1ff6g
@user-ip1ks1ff6g 3 года назад
@@SillySpiderWeb what the fuck
@SillySpiderWeb
@SillySpiderWeb 3 года назад
@@nekohutao for me the blood is the best part, taste good. Edit: honestly, the lip skin is good too. The blood is just more flavorful, I really like when I get a good chunk of lip skin with blood all over it. That’s the best! It’s like when you enjoy drinking out of your favorite cup more then the others because somehow it makes your brain think it’s better with it.
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