Robyn Hood Review Director X Goes INSANE This is MENTAL - Episode 7 Season 1 

Fun fact: Sheriffs are generally elected officials who oversee a county-sized area. The writer thinks that they are synonymous with police who are city-level employees in the mayor's chain of command.

Instead of dusting the bow for fingerprints, or checking for DNA evidence, the Sherriff breaks the bow. ..... GENIOUS!

Director X's poorly disguised fetishes are all over this garbage and it's hilarious.

The bunny is actually a reference to an old interrogation joke. A criminal was arrested and wouldn’t talk, so the detectives leave the room and a person in a bunny suit comes in a beats him up. Then the detectives come back in and act like nothing happened. This repeats until he confesses. When he tries to complain to the authorities that a pink bunny beat the confession out of him nobody takes him seriously. It’s not creative, that joke is told in every interrogation class ever.

It’s a shame that there’s only one episode left, because these reviews have been exceedingly entertaining.

Never ever retire the "black girl magic" clip. It is satire gold for Robiyeen-Hood.

The John ‘Richie B’ Prince dance off was a historic moment of cinema. That man is an absolute G for living it up so much, and being in this train wreck. He’s like the violinists on the Titanic who kept playing, absolute gigachad boss levels of status going on there. Even Stanley Kubrick warned us about Furries in the movie adaptation of ‘The Shining,’ he must have seen Robyn in da Hood!

When the "mayor" and "sheriff" are talking, you can see both actresses are struggling to keep a straight face. They know how awful this is. I actually admire them for managing not to break down in laughter.

I really hope this show gets John Prince's actor some better roles. He's a god damn miracle worker taking this script and being entertaining whenever he's on screen.

After Willow ended, I was afraid Disparu might never experience joy again. Thank you, Director X, for healing our boy's broken soul.

that dude's face when he realize he delete his human rights along with all his identity is fucking hilarious

I finally understand why this show exists. Someone found the rabbit costume, and then this director x freaked out. “Honey.. what is this?” I.. ehh.. I’m making a television show!

Two thoughts on this show: 1) If the mom would have taken care of the cookie jar like 20 years ago, this would be a nice and safe neighborhood. 2) The only reason this show got greenlit is because the people in charge read the script and were like "Man, I SO want to see the reaction channels ripping this apart"

I still can't believe the cookie jar actually had condoms. I thought it was just a throwaway line.

Disparu, you will be even more disappointed to find out that the Sheriff was a competitive dancer before she became an actor 😂

As a Canadian, you have no idea how deep the sympathy for criminals in this country runs. It's so bad.

I wish this show would never end, it’s by far the most unintentionally funny show of all time

I wanna thank Director X for giving us this lulcow of a show

World's most relaxed 'Black Site'. Visitors are allowed, visitors can bring in their hand bags, prisoners are allowed to bring in their back packs, everyone is put in one cage where they can hang out and plot without guards watching them 24/7, no military battalion supervising the 'Black Site'...

Black site? I didn't know that Canadian sheriffs were the equivalent to the CIA.

What's alarming is...this is how a large segment of the population "think" average police interactions are.

The mayor's principle is to maintain her voters and she realizes her voters are a bunch of criminals. So she wants to protect the criminals. Richard is still the good guy and the show can keep lying by saying he isn't, but I can't side with these scumbags. Also, Mr. Branson is a chad.

24:09 Since the first episode - I've been wondering if "the condom jar" was just a joke we were running with given how ridiculous the rest of the show is. I imagined it as a glass jar, so you could see it visibly full to the brim for full comedic effect. Then it was Episode 4 or something we first caught sight of that jar. But it was at that moment - that reaction, followed by overt confirmation - the condom jar is not a joke. This family, has a condom jar.

Ooh. Richard Branson has a Pear of Anguish. A device that scholars generally acknowledge to be a fake medieval torture device. Its presence on this show is perfect 😂

Director X, Listen I think you might have misunderstood when your writer asked for a bunny girl and a naked man tied up. That wasn't in the script. It was just his fetish list.

The Sherrif would not be holding that bow without gloves. It would be contaminating the evidence. They would be using gloves and handling it carefully.

Petition for AZ and Disparu to collab for their final episode review! Or at least have a stream where they do a series retrospect or something. I need to see the two, top Robyn Hood scholars and experts discuss this masterpiece!

Seeing the world through the prism of this director's mind explains so much.

Not gonna lie because of these videos I'll go "we be robin robin robin" randomly throughout the day

This show is an accurate embodiment of how broken the black culture is. Just so broken...

I have never even heard of a condom jar before this show. What the hell kind of distopia does Director X live in?

Richard Branson saves the city. Could not ask for a better ending.

The funny thing is that when I saw this video was up the first thing I looked at was the time length. 50 minutes of hearing this dude rant. Made me smile.

Re-watching this I just realized.. the Mayor complains about them building "Gitmo" but the sister's 16 year old friend David was sent there when he was five. So this place has been there for 11 years.

The fact that Disparu called out that hilarious cookie jar from the beginning is absolutely magical 😂

The bunny move was actually pretty genius. Nobody and i mean NOBODY will believe this guy story now. "Help! I was kidnapped by the sheriff who took me to a dungeon, where I was visited by doctor who was social worker who was there for our wellbeing, but completely ignored us being put in stress positions, who turned out to be giant bunny who electricuted me, while my friend had his finger tips ripped open because he doesn't exist!" Absolutely brilliant. Better than black Hitler making paninis with an astronaut (if you know, you know)!

If you and your boy are getting thrown in prison, and he reassures you saying “my mind is strong!” He’s about to sing like a canary concert, blud. You’re gonna do 10-15 minimum

Ian Matthews (Prince) is now officially a giga-chad. It's just a shame that twenty years of acting brought him to this series.

I have absolutely loved watching this show through the eyes of Disparu and Az. Bravo sirs!

Disparu desperately wanting the sheriff to dance with John Prince is one of the funniest and saddest things about this show. That dance would have been the highlight of everything if it had happened, but reality is often disappointing.

A lesson on leadership. The moment you tell everyone that you're in charge, your not. Leaders lead.

This show is a dumpster fire of the highest order. The utter lack of morals and ethics is utterly astounding! The lack of touch with any sense of decency or personal accoutability is stunning and brave and a true example of modernity.

When the Sheriff headed for the elevator I really wanted- I didn't quite dare hope for it but I so wanted- her to backflip back into the room to start dancing with him. It would've been the best thing ever. Director X, make it happen! It'd be the best meme of 2023!

Disparu's desperate pleas for the sheriff to dance is the best thing I've seen today.

Robyn opens the locker and finds a rabbit costume. She turns to the doctor. "What kind of sick **** is this? You're a furry???"

The Prince guy is honestly the best character. Yeah, he's a rich jerk(?) but he's also the most fun to watch. He genuinely extended an olive branch to give an entire community homes, and been rather reasonable the entire time, and my god that dance was pure perfection! I want to live in the reality where he wins and tells the entire population of Sherwood that the mom in the wheelchair is the reason they're homeless.

"Black girl magic" being the next "based economy" makes me happy. We still need some "based economy" lines though

John Prince dancing was hands down the highlight of the entire season, because the reason he was dancing is just so satisfying. Down with the Dirty Dirty Criminal Scumbags

So how many crimes do the "heroes" commit in this episode? The world wonders.

Robyn Hood: “The Jar, The thieves and the ghetto” lol 😂

This is the episode where the writers and directors realize "Hey! None of the bad guys have done a single bad thing in the entire series! Let's turn them into caricatures!!! Quick!!!!!"

Prediction: episode 8 ends with every character in the show reconciled together, their differences resolved, dancing to the hood's terrible music. And Disparu huddled on the floor twitching uncontrollably from sheer joy.

When you said, "she can't breathe!" I laughed so hard I almost blacked out like I had a fake $20 bill.

Fun fact: In germany "escaping prison" isn't a crime in itself. It is the right of a prisoner to try to escape and he can't be charged for the escape itself. He only can be charged for other laws he broke while trying to escape. A simple example for this: A prisoner trys to escape and for that demolishes a window and gets caught afterwards. He can't be charged for the escape but for the broken window. In the extreme, a prisoner who manages to escape without breaking any law and gets caught after a year or so can't be charged for the escape and his sentence wouldn't be expanded. This situation is very unlikely to happen, but it did and that is why there was the court decision (and now law) that you can't be charged for the escape (or tried one), so your sentence doesn't get longer or so because you escpaed or tried to.

I will simply point out that the show takes place in a Canada that does not exist. At least, it doesn't exist outside of Director Twitter's, er, I mean Director X's, fevered imagination.

What's so hard to understand? Director X made rap videos. It's what he's "known" for. He's used to portraying the people that want to arrest you for dealing drugs and murdering people as the villain.

EDIT watching it back the answer "calisthenics" Was cut from the stress position scene with the doctor. I'm not sure why there is no audio. There was when I watched it before rendering. Robin Hood Review of Episode 7 Season 1 where the Robin Hood parody is undeniable. I don't believe anyone or anything that suggests this is a more realistic grounded modern setting. With everything from locking up the Robyn Hood gang in cages, to interrogating them with pink bunny suits and a dancing villain. It doesn't matter how awful this episode goes, it somehow pulls it together in the end. I don't know how I got through the start of this episode but by the time you hit pink bunnys dancing across the room. I had forgiven them everything. No-one could have seen this coming. A new classic piece of television 🤣But what did you think of what you saw? Let me know your thoughts down below and as always, thanks for watching :)

I demand the actor that plays John Prince get more roles, he knows he's in garbage that should be a parody but he just owns scenes like a fucking chad. 🤣 Also, why a bunny? What is this? You don't even have to be Canadian to think there is no way the people that made this show are that delusional in thinking this is how actual reality works. At least you hope not. I don't blame Disparu from breaking. This is madness.

This show went from 0 to 100 really fast.

So if David was sent to this "Black Site" (which is what a 10min walk from Sherwood if he remembers where it is) has been around since he was held there as a 5 year old kid, why was the Mayor yelling at The Sheriff about the money from the budget to build this site? Surely she would know that this "Black SIte" has been in use for at least 11 years, so why is she having a hissy fit about it costing money then.

Disparu we salute you for your sacrifice for our entertainment. 😂

What makes the mayor trying to step to Prince even more pathetic is that the mayor has no veto power except on certain bills. And even then the city council can override her with enough votes. She literally has nothing to threaten him with but is acting like she's tough shit.

When Az said the social worker was a terrible actress I severely underestimated how bad she was...

There's no way that Director X didn't watch the Five Nights at Freddy's movie and say "A guy in a rabbit costume and tazer batons? I gotta add that to my show!"

We now return to "Disparu losing his mind..."

The people demand a stream with you and Az on this. Time for these Tag-team reviews to come together!

Between you, Az and Let's Review Crap Writing, this show has brought me so much joy 😂

Have to agree with D-Money (Disparu's new Rap name, like it?) If the show ended here with the 'Hood' all in prison, just like the Seinfeld series finale everyone would be much happier.

Calling Robin Hood a black female is like calling Director X the next Hitchcock.

"Just because you're a suspect doesn't mean they start surgically removing things from you." I mean, his tech doesn't exist in real life so I'm not entirely sure here, but I think having implants that pump drugs into your system that allow you communicate with technology while you're in prison would probably be considered enough of a threat, and all kinds of illegal, to warrent being removed. Though I have to wonder how fucking good the prison doctor is here to perform this surgery in, like, an hour without actually harming Tuck outside of him going through addiction withdrawl. "How did you figure me out?" Well, Doctor Lady, it's probably because you're more obvious than an undercover FBI agent stoking a riot. Oh, wait no, it's because Robyn knows that her 'people' (which has to mean black people since Doctor Lady isn't a Sherwood resident or friend) wouldn't screw each other over unless they were working for a white man. Also I like how they conclude that they didn't capture the Hood because someone drove a bus over to the Prison. Like, even pretending like no one but the Hood could have been responcible, why are you assuming that it was all of the Hood and not a few members rescuing the captured members?

And the final episode ends with some junkie wearing a straight jacket in a padded cell, drooling, a doctor opens a slot in the door, and starts telling his trainee that this patient has been locked in this cell for over 20 years, locked in their own mind and psychotic dreams and babblings, thinking he's Robyn Hood.

So, I can see how a non-English person confused Holy Grail with Robin Hood, and included the terrifying rabbit scene.

Disparu, you are pure joy! Thank you! Here's hoping season 2 of Shehulk is soon!😂

Come on, Dispy! You know how deadly rabbits are! Remember when a rabbit decimated King Arthur's army of knights?

Prince’s dance is something we didn’t needed, but we got it still. And it was pure gold

I've never smiled as much as watching Disparu begging with tears for a dance duet from our shows hero..I mean villains. Once again I thank you Disparu for turning trash into comedy. The cookie jar moments wouldn't have been as memorable if not for your weekly piss takes of them 😂

Disparu I am gonna be honest I lost it with the dog costume and prince dancing I bust out laughing. God bless you bless you my good sir this has been a really bad day for me but you have lighten it up.

Director x is the best joke of 2023😂🎉

This woman they got playing robayn has the acting chops of a geriatric alcoholic. She can't emote to save her life, and she delivers every line in the same weird cadence that makes it sound like she's fighting off the effects of a severe brain injury.

a couple of things, 1 that bow was strung and holding high amounts of tension, if she broke it splinters would have gone everywhere and likely impaled her. 2. ITS A BOW!!! which can withstand very high amounts of flexion, YOU WON'T BREAK IT OVER YOUR KNEE!!

The "doctor" being a plant wasn't even a twist. It was so obvious how she was trying to befriend everyone. 😂

Im LOOSING it at the cookie jar!!!! The rabbit, the dancing, I cant remeber the last time I laughed so hard 🤣🤣🤣 LOVE your review, cant wait for the finale!

So, now Robyn's sister was able to steal a bus by breaking the door lock and then short-circuiting it, did it apparently with zero difficulty and showed no remorse for her action? Why am I not surprised. Given the character of her mom and Robyn I assume they taught her all about car theft instead of sex education, that it is quint essential and that it's not a bad thing.

12:51 that counts as torture? Looks more like an exercise a basketball coach makes you do in middle school. 😂

Okay Disparu...TIME TO GET DINNER BECAUSE THIS GONNA BE DINNER AND A SHOW!

The episode I've been waiting for all season, them getting justice only for them to break out of prison. Welp, that's one more crime to add to the list

Best line is "Its a black site". Nobody knows about it, not even the social worker whos popped in for a visit, accidently

Them playing the Hood's own music throught the speaker is something they actually do at Gitmo to get confessions out of the detainees. I would confess to anything after a few hours of that.

I hope and pray that we get to see the good guys having a dance party at the top of Sherwood towers while the villains are evicted and forced to leave. It was an absolute shame we didn't get to see the sheriff dance but here's hoping for the finale!

In the Bible it says that at the end of time people will call evil good and good evil.

Hmmm, two sisters with two fathers - clearly the mother never used the cookie jar. The second sister is underage and embarrassed by the cookie jar, so we hope that she has never used it. So the only person using an entire cookie jar full of frangers is ...

18:50 Disparu "This is insane." Doctor "Me too."

Lmfaooo ahh man I’ve been checking for this video since Friday. No joke I don’t watch the show, but watching it through u has been some of the funniest shit I’ve watched in the last few weeks 😂 u stay killing it man! Can’t wait to see what u got cookin this week!

I also really wanted to see them both dance together to that song 😂😂😂

I don’t even watch shows anymore, but Disparu, I’d watch you every day if I could man.

Ok folks, it's confirmed: Disparu has officially lost it, all because of this show. But you survived, just. Well done. Can you go the extra mile for the finale. BTW, I know they said it was a rabbit, but tbh it looked more like a dog to me. Perhaps I've lost it too.

This is so much better than the real show!

I love how the bad guys are bad for arresting the criminals xD. And the good guys are good for stealing and kidnapping and doing crimes.

My therapist: Electro torture bunny isn’t real and can’t hurt you. Director X: Yes.

How can it possibly take 3 tries to get a learner's permit? It's a written test. I had never so much as backed up a car in the driveway before getting mine.