Reminds me of this old moonshiner by the name of Doctor Bush. The first time I met him he was about 60 with a 17 yr old girlfriend. Built like a grain silo. I was 14 at the time and knew the birds and bees but the math here was really confusing. So I asked him if he had any problems with her being that young and him being that old, and he said to me, "As long as I can get my vitamin E, she's getting her vitamin D." My jaw hit the floor with that. Dad laughed asking, "But ain't it risk to be with a girl like that?" Doctor Bush grinned saying, "Well, if she dies, she dies." Never met a dirtier old man than him since.
I had a boss who introduced me to his gorgeous wife. I was working at his lumber mill. He ate at McDonald’s every day as long as I knew him. And he smiled every day when he drove home.
Roscoe is every one of my cranky old man patients. They are my favorite...as long as they get their coffee at 0400. His reasoning is hilarious but also accurate.
Lining up because Roscoe has a good job, is in reasonably decent shape (because construction is like going to the gym), and is NEVER home! He's a 10 in their books!
"I want to be mid stroke, and have a fucking Stroke that how I want to go out!" Well I now know what to put of my Fathers new t-shirts for his birthday!
You get um Roscoe! I'd prefer to be full stroke in myself when it's my time! Lol. Love this site! Happy birthday sir! Keep giving us the very best content on you tube & you'll have a lot of happy people behind whatever you do!
Totally agree, the things they come up with I just have to watch, we all need a good laugh, with so much drama around us. Keep it up, this keeps us alive
I had an older guy tell me once... actually... many times... "Lower your standards. Lower your pants." I got older. You know what? That's some pretty solid advice. 😆
"All of my friends I actually wanna do somethin with are already in a nursing home or dead." OMFG I got put into a nursing home as I aged fourty years from the sheer amount of energy I used laughing.
Reminds me of this old moonshiner by the name of Doctor Bush. The first time I met him he was about 60 with a 17 yr old girlfriend. Built like a grain silo. I was 14 at the time and knew the birds and bees but the math here was really confusing. So I asked him if he had any problems with her being that young and him being that old, and he said to me, "As long as I can get my vitamin E, she's getting her vitamin D." My jaw hit the floor with that. Dad laughed asking, "But ain't it risky to be with a girl like that?" Doctor Bush grinned saying, "Well, if she dies, she dies." Never met a dirtier old man than him since.
Me:"She's a -10 and she was 30 been dead for 3 minutes and already consented to smash with you." Roscoe:"Shut up! Breaking my concentration... She's still warm...ugh, ugh... She's a 10."
😆 i love this shit!! Lil ricky reminds me of a dude i worked with on the inland marine boats. The old guy reminds of the okd captains on the boats too. All they worry bout is the kitty kat and over 18!! This shit is right on the money! Those old captains are some dirty dogs!!😆 🤣 😂
