If new guy had any sense he would encourage the hazing. Get them to send him on some fools errand off the job site and spend the whole shift at home playing Stellaris or something. If the boss man calls just tell him that you can't find the glass hammer anywhere but you aren't coming back until you do. Nothing better than a sponsored day off. Best part of being the new guy.
I did this in the Army. New unit, New private fresh out of AIT. Got sent for "exhaust bearings for the Humvee". So I went "Roger Sgt" and fucked off on top of a connex for 6 hours napping and watching the clouds. Got the "where the hell are you" call, said still looking as I climbed down so they could hear the movement and huffing, then popped up still on the phone and told him "yeah I couldn't find any"
Was working in a wire mill and this dude kept bugging everybody. Foreman sent him to me cuz his line was stacked with orders that were gravy. I had a messy changeover to do and said "you know what ill humor ya. He can help me with this changeover in exchange for learning my machines." He stood there the whole time, hands in his pockets, me covered in gear grease. I kept my cool. Finally said "Aight now for the last part i need a new gear key. Here, take this certificate to the maintenance manager. He'll give ya the key to the basement storeroom. Thats where we keep the gear keys." "Certificate" was a note that said "play along john and ill buy you a 6 pack." John gave him a key that he couldnt figure out what it went to said "yeah ya walk about 300' down that way and it's on the left." All this started at like 9pm working night shift 7-7. About 4am my foreman came to me and asked "did you send the new guy to the basement for a gear key?" I started laughing and said "well goddamn...i forgot about that...figured he was smart enough to figure it out." He says "he didn't. I'll tell him around 6:30 ish...hes still looking for a door. Everybody kept giving him vague directions...don't do this anymore but i wanna see it play out."
Hilarious! I once watched a new framing helper frantically tear up the back of boss man's truck full of junk for an hour looking for a board stretcher. Framer needed that specific board asap, and it was an inch too short. 😂 ...and there was a ton of new lumber on site.
@@OneOddDuck it was a single floor building built like a pole barn. Which made it even better. Closest thing to a "basement" was the grease pit under one of the machines. Was a glorious night.
Beee-u-tiful😂😂 I got to say this man to the new meat, take the heat new meat because if they give you shit then they like your shit and that means you're good shit. But remember you are new meat, which means you ain't shit.
i gotta say, with the new filter they use on roscoe, its about to bring me to tears. he looks like, and almost sounds like my grandfather who passed away 2 years ago. and i miss him dearly, so thank you for making it feel like i get to see him one last time
Uh oh. Angry inter. My old trainer would carry a pack of juice boxes and throw a trainee one when he'd get mad and tell him, "Sit down and drink your juice box youngin"
Ricky, Rosco, and the boss man are my kind of people to work around. 😂. You just gotta learn to laugh at yourself. It's true. If they like you, they'll mess with you. 😂😂
Ricky actually exists here... I used to work with Bobby Kohler for many years... The fact is I hired him the year I went in business. He was a total green horn... That was one of his favorites OR DO YOU WANNA GET BEAT THE FUCK UP!!!! For years the dude actually thought I didn't like him. My business partner and I eventually took him out on my boat a few times fishing and cruising around 4rth of Julys for a few years. He was just a helper but we were always picking and pranking on him & it also went back and forth at first okay before it started getting rough. Eventually Bobby began to know his job and do his job well and then along came the next Ricky Bobby!!!!!
I kept getting hazed at my job, for 3 months. Constant pranks, tasks that were dead end jokes, minor errands that didn't need doing. Finally they offhand gave me the task of ordering 12 pizzas for a work party. They didn't say what kind. 8 Anchovi and Onion, 2 Pineapple and Spinache, a Tomato, Bacon and Olive with Bleu Cheese, and a single glorious Double Pepperoni. After they got done howling, they aggreed I got them back pretty good. Watching them fight over the only edible pizza was great.
This is without a doubt the best shit talking season I have ever seen. I haven’t worked on any job sites like this so I haven’t been privileged to bee around it. Good clean shit talking! 😂
That was incredible! I laughed way harder than I should have! Blue man group?! Fold your T-shirt with you i. it?! MMA coaches asking how?! Omg, I’m dying!! Take me now Jesus!!! 😂😂😂😂
Stay buttery bread stick😂😂😂😂 I'm laughing like a Wolf in the cold Wisconsin air looking like a crazy people in front of all the rich people. Walking down the sidewalk😂😂😂😂😂
Hahaha yep I thought I was tuff back in the day and it took me a few days before I could see again. Had to wait for the swelling to go down in both eyes hahaha
Ya know, sometimes I do miss construction work. Was a carpenter for a little over a decade, and this is basically a convo we had with a new hand that we actually liked. Right up until this convo.
"I do not Identify as a play set. So you Will not be swinging on me." Sweet lord this man is a genius. Thousands of years from now people will be talking about This Man's teachings the way we talk about the writings of Plato.
My God this is somehow one of your funniest videos yet that has made it to RU-vid this one is f****** hilarious and the one about Roscoe seeing worst rainouts and Ricky over here talking about what do you mean this ain't a rain out it's a flood out talking about he got to go get a canoe so he don't drown
