Rules of Quarantine: High By Noon, Shopping Done By 11 | Joey Diaz Upset at the Deli 

Love when Joey Diaz talks about food

"Get done by 11 before the morons come out." If you've ever worked retail, you know how true this is.

Lee giggling like Betty Rubbles is always EPIC.

Lee’s giggles sounds like the pilsbury dough boy

You gotta be high by 12 and never trust a skinny chef, this is why you uncle Joey, are the goat.

Will some make a Lee Syatt soundboard

Uncle Joey and bong rips are the way of life,it’s the only way I’m getting through this quarantine bullshit

Joey “I slammed 10 grams of blow in the back of a cab at 4pm’ Diaz

Joey truly is a chaotic good

That made my morning haha calling Lee a Momo too omg💀😂🤣

"Sprays the Wuhan juice" .... Joey just rattles these things off

LMAO Joey is the most funny in the podcast game 😂.

My tolerance it through the roof right now. Thanks Joey.

Joey is still on New Jersey time

Help my wife with the cats 🤣 Got so high today I didn't even tweet😂

Please never change the format of this. Joey and Lee are the dudes

Just something to straighten out the leg. Get the wing going 😂😂😂 Thank you Uncle Joey 💨

That covid laugh is the best

Lmaooooo crazy Joe out here giving advice to the normal folks who spend more on extra activity Hobby's then what they spend on their meals

Couldnt imagine a better wingman for Joey than Lee and his stoner laugh track. It's great.

Lee said 8 ball. 😂 😆 yeah lee. Your starten to be on point.

“dont end up in a rehab” lmfao this cat man

These particular episodes got me through Mid/late March through April when lockdown first hit.....

11:30 in Toronto just smoked a joint listening to this

joey diaz is an inspiration

I have been doing exactly this since it all started.

"I see a chef with an eight pack.... a six pack" Joey's practicing what he preaches for sure

He's 100% talking about Monte Carlos in Burbank. Great place for Italian groceries and coldcuts but notorious for slow service and bad bread

Ive been a fan for a while but i just think it’s absolutely insane and unlikely that these two completely opposite people became friends and me, across the country in NY, get to watch these two be so ridiculous 😂 i love it ❤️❤️ thank you guys for all you do

joey joey joey when i wake up i just get blasted my boy there is no waiting until noon💀💀

Thank you for the laugh!

"Wuhan juice" 😭

Joey is life!

LOL Lee sounding like Crash Bandikoot

The real Joey Diaz is back! ❤️

About to be on the Joey Diaz schedule! Lol

I'm smoking in 5 minutes of being up. I have 5 ruptured disc. Its 5:36. Just got up already smoking a fatty.

The ending 😂😂😂😂😂

Good story! I’ll try to follow the rules my deal leader

3:49 Gordon Ramsay has entered the chat

Lee @2:46 “hammphnblppl”

Love Lee from the bottom of my heart

This guy is getting me through the Rona shit show.

My favorite thing in the world used to be my 2 morning percocet with my morning cup of coffee! Haha PS: I don't recommend that habit to anyone.

Coco trips me out. Him snapping his fingers.

If lee didn’t laugh in the back i ain’t watching the video

I got high as hell just from watching this.

“Hhhhhhhhgggghhhhh!!!!” - Joey Diaz

"No she didn't" I think we've all been there at one point in our lives.

A little bit of who's on 2nd with the wrong hole part, hilarious.

5:24 lmaooo

Savage...hahaha

Ight did my bump😁 now to smoke my joint! 👌

Oh 💩!

Joeeeyyyy🍻🍺🍺🍺 😎🤙

I wanna know more about this Italian supply store

Lmfao, did he just say 'fuck no! You'll put in the wrong hole! Lolz what other hole dude ahahahaaaa

You and lee are the fucking best

Chef with an 8 pack lol

They don’t spray anything bruh I stock at night in Cali NOTHING is sprayed

That is funny about people 5 ior more I'm nervous lol

@PAULYTOONS PLEASE MAKE THE DELI SCENE INTO A CARTOON!

Nice of you to assume my ass is up by 12 😂

Morning routine: wake up, take a shit, sidekicks for Jesus, then bong hits

Always shop when the store opens, especially if they have those ravioli.

Just to think this is coming to a temporary end bc of this shit. Super sad.

I live in Burbank what’s the place lol

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Man it aint pizza if it aint got no pepperoni!!! GDamn I luvvvvv pizza but at my age now the nightshade tomatoes fukin killl mee.

bahahhhahaaaaaaaa

Lees giggles were copious this clip

Meatball??? 😂

Yo uncle Joey!

Sasquehanna cold cuts and bread Joey

Gotta love joey ...you funny fucker 😂😂😂

2:45 come on Lee the fuck was that

“Olvuva oil”

he's definitely talking about pinocchio's on Magnolia

Get the sweet or garlic bread

Backpack Boyz cannabis uffffffff

Lmfao

Wuhan juice XD

Ask for 2 fingers

Lee 2:45 syatt

Hey Joey how many joints you smoke a day

do a lil skin pop

okay joey

3:52 totally agree like I actually get uncomfortable when I see a skinny chef idk why I know your weight has nothing to do with cooking skill but idk maybe its cause when I see a fat chef I assume he as been tasting the food as he goes like any good chef should

JOEYY WHATS YOUR STRAIN GIRL SCOUTS COOKIES ?

“you will prolly put it in the wrong hole”

and thats how i met my venom 🕷️

If you do enough heroine you could make some fire munch as a skinny chef

*WUHAN JUICE*

I fuckin died with the trans comment.

These nutz Wuhan juice

No she didn't lmao

At Joey's age, Doctors recommend you stop eating cold sandwiches because of the listeria risk.

I can honestly say that being from the south most men, not all but most are better cooks. And like Joey said if he isn't fat we don't want it 👍 reason is fat men know good food ✌️

Alittle skin pop helps

What does lee wanna do???