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Samurai Cop - Hilariocity Review 

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Chris Stuckmann reviews Samurai Cop! A film so bad it's unimaginably good!

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@BodyByBenSLC
@BodyByBenSLC 4 года назад
"What dose Godzilla mean?" "It means Japanese lizard."
@marygross6874
@marygross6874 4 года назад
😆😆😆😂😂😂😂
@AKAZA-kq8jd
@AKAZA-kq8jd 4 года назад
Were do I started😱😒
@gorillawhale1046
@gorillawhale1046 4 года назад
Gorilla whale
@tyrantgregcagkaiju71
@tyrantgregcagkaiju71 4 года назад
That’s DINOSAUR, hombré!
@VicRayLasomeChannel
@VicRayLasomeChannel 4 года назад
lmao
@wumbosaurus9121
@wumbosaurus9121 4 года назад
"What does pasta mean? " "It means Italian food."
@rainierday8155
@rainierday8155 4 года назад
Wow so classy
@otizzlebabe8715
@otizzlebabe8715 4 года назад
What does crap mean?
@MRHEY
@MRHEY 4 года назад
@@hixsey2501 lmao
@DrRAZI99
@DrRAZI99 3 года назад
@@hixsey2501 savage😂
@lavo-ld4wm
@lavo-ld4wm 3 года назад
@@otizzlebabe8715 human waste
@SolisFactor
@SolisFactor 4 года назад
"What does gun mean?" "It means bullet launcher."
@alonelypotato2788
@alonelypotato2788 3 года назад
what does bullet mean?
@SolisFactor
@SolisFactor 3 года назад
A Lonely Potato It means hole maker.
@Kinobambino
@Kinobambino 3 года назад
🤣🤣🤣
@tannerthepanman9202
@tannerthepanman9202 3 года назад
@@SolisFactor what does a lonely potato mean?
@specialbeamvegeta4059
@specialbeamvegeta4059 3 года назад
@@tannerthepanman9202 it means Fry maker
@guron246
@guron246 3 года назад
"What does vodka mean?" "It means Russian water."
@velkylev4217
@velkylev4217 3 года назад
Actually that is correct and therefore it doesn't work as a joke. Lol
@misteraxl1
@misteraxl1 3 года назад
actually, vodka literally means ''little water'' in Russian, from the word voda (water)
@guron246
@guron246 3 года назад
@@velkylev4217 The word :"vodka" was borrowed from the polish language. Where the polish word :"wodka" actually the loan translation of latin - "aqua vitae".
@prettykit4
@prettykit4 2 года назад
💀
@Fyrdman
@Fyrdman 2 года назад
@@guron246 how was it borrowed from Polish, exactly?
@animechic420
@animechic420 8 лет назад
10:24 Samurai Cop's eyes kept looking up as though he was reading his next lines off of cue cards.
@awesome420ication
@awesome420ication 8 лет назад
+Charlene Alyssa Ingram Pretty sure he was.
@jacktheripper29
@jacktheripper29 8 лет назад
+Charlene Alyssa Ingram go watch redlettermedia's interview with the actor. Apparently after so many reshoots and rewrites he was so pissed off he stopped trying altogether.
@animechic420
@animechic420 8 лет назад
Jack Somerset Lol! It almost sounds like the guy never wanted to do the movie in the first place.
@thetriggerxp
@thetriggerxp 8 лет назад
+Charlene Alyssa Ingram RedLetterMedia did this way better and way before stop copying them you FRAUD HACK !!
@TechnoBacon
@TechnoBacon 8 лет назад
+Fernando Donoso ..what
@Amalokch
@Amalokch 5 лет назад
"what does Toyota means? It means Japanese car."
@EP3mentalist
@EP3mentalist 4 года назад
'Toyota' is the feminine version of Japanese car. The masculine is 'Honda' lol
@InvestedGman
@InvestedGman 4 года назад
"What does Anime mean? It means Japanese Cartoon."
@RyllenKriel
@RyllenKriel 4 года назад
What does Japan mean? It means Japanese island!
@ThatGuySarabia
@ThatGuySarabia 4 года назад
Kuruma means Japanese car actually
@haroldthaf
@haroldthaf 4 года назад
Hey buddy, i'm American... stop generalizing.
@sublimesubaru2857
@sublimesubaru2857 3 года назад
The police captian pause was gold, according to an interview he was waiting for the director to yell cut and he never did hahahah
@SRH-mp6zu
@SRH-mp6zu 3 года назад
The budget for this movie went straight up everyone's noses
@joselegaspi2549
@joselegaspi2549 3 года назад
Lmao!!!!!!! 🤣😂🤣😂 funniest comment ever.
@phantomfrivolity2169
@phantomfrivolity2169 2 года назад
Just like DeadFall. Lol
@PurooRoy
@PurooRoy 2 года назад
Took my time to understand the joke.
@pisscookiex1060
@pisscookiex1060 2 года назад
Hall of Fame comment right here.... 😉
@nikkicole54321
@nikkicole54321 Год назад
Yeah. Cocaine. 😂
@FanboyFlicks
@FanboyFlicks 8 лет назад
Thanks for the mention Chris!
@enggarbaskara5326
@enggarbaskara5326 8 лет назад
Hi Mark... thanks for introducing Samurai Cop .. watched it months ago. the best ever ! XD (your long time subscriber)
@aarounge
@aarounge 8 лет назад
+FanboyFlicks ur videos are aweome man. Greetings from India
@stefanpreiss2657
@stefanpreiss2657 8 лет назад
+FanboyFlicks Hi Mark. Same here - (introducing Samurai Cop .. watched it months ago)... Following your channel all the way from NZ. You are a funny bugger! Thanks
@genieofthelamp6739
@genieofthelamp6739 8 лет назад
Awesome seeing you here. Didn't know you watched Chris' videos. Both of you guys are great
@Motherload3000
@Motherload3000 8 лет назад
+FanboyFlicks Love your videos!
@alfagunkapoogaggalaff6720
@alfagunkapoogaggalaff6720 4 года назад
“What does cocaine mean?” “It means Colombian flour”
@DeepakGautamX
@DeepakGautamX 4 года назад
This is gold.
@noelgomez90
@noelgomez90 4 года назад
Nose Candy
@VicRayLasomeChannel
@VicRayLasomeChannel 4 года назад
lmao
@belitr5915
@belitr5915 4 года назад
😂
@mateoreyes6921
@mateoreyes6921 3 года назад
Jajajajajaja I hate you(i am from Colombia) jajajaj
@TBH-nu2so
@TBH-nu2so 3 года назад
“What does punch mean?” It means hard touch.
@nishitkumar7650
@nishitkumar7650 3 года назад
😂😂😂😂
@stuflames4769
@stuflames4769 3 года назад
How would you answer the question: "what does Katana mean?"
@TBH-nu2so
@TBH-nu2so 3 года назад
@@stuflames4769 It means curvy sword.
@stuflames4769
@stuflames4769 3 года назад
@@TBH-nu2so like a shamshir? Or a cutlass?
@stuflames4769
@stuflames4769 3 года назад
@@TBH-nu2so ah, no. A flamberge. Or a kris. Those are curvy swords. Good description.
@mikewestprod
@mikewestprod 3 года назад
"What does revenge mean?" "It means head on a piano."
@titocristobal5573
@titocristobal5573 3 года назад
You. Up. Now.
@sherlock3134
@sherlock3134 7 лет назад
I bet this started out as a porno but then someone watched it and said "you know what, i bet there's a story here"
@himanshumagar
@himanshumagar 7 лет назад
Jeffrey Slagle xD
@maniacalmattmedia1025
@maniacalmattmedia1025 6 лет назад
You know I hear some of the best films start off like that.
@josefinebliss2801
@josefinebliss2801 5 лет назад
Basically the same with The Room lmao. Three sex scenes within the 10 first minutes of the movie
@jerichobeach2967
@jerichobeach2967 5 лет назад
Lol
@etkruger
@etkruger 5 лет назад
Bro that’s facts
@carrastealth
@carrastealth 4 года назад
There's a sequel...called Samurai Cop 2: Deadly Vengeance starring the original cast....and Tommy Wiseau. I'm not joking.
@TheGeorgieboy1978
@TheGeorgieboy1978 3 года назад
Dude number 2 is even worse/better then the first
@notdeadyet2544
@notdeadyet2544 3 года назад
That’s too good to be true
@nishanthmithran787
@nishanthmithran787 3 года назад
Where can I watch it
@Kinobambino
@Kinobambino 3 года назад
@@TheGeorgieboy1978 impossible
@TheGeorgieboy1978
@TheGeorgieboy1978 3 года назад
@@Kinobambino go and watch the trailer... and that barely does Justice to how freaking weird the sequel is
@tomlangdale-hunt5863
@tomlangdale-hunt5863 3 года назад
"I will relieve you of this gift. This black gift." I genuinely can't remember the last time I've laughed so fucking hard
@FujishimaAkiko
@FujishimaAkiko 3 года назад
Samurai Cop's partner's reactions to the dialogue in the scene with the nurse had me screaming... It's so absurd it's hilarious!
@dariushcreates
@dariushcreates 7 лет назад
CHRIS! THERE IS A SECOND ONE! WITH TOMMY WISEAU IN IT! WHY ARENT YOU MAKING ANOTHER GOLDEN HILARIOCITY REVIEW???? THAT WOULD BE THE ULTIMATE ONE!!
@dariushcreates
@dariushcreates 7 лет назад
On second thoughts there is a difference between Trying and Failing and Trying to Fail.
@christosgiannopoulos828
@christosgiannopoulos828 7 лет назад
So, Mikeius was right Mikeius is a greek youtuber who has also reviewed this movie
@Kujakuseki01
@Kujakuseki01 7 лет назад
The sequel tries too hard to cash in on bad movie-ness. It almost never works when a film tries to be hilariously bad.
@tannerwilson4843
@tannerwilson4843 7 лет назад
It's going to be insanely difficult to find for him to do any kind of review! That's perhaps for the best!
@ArtVandelayOfficial
@ArtVandelayOfficial 7 лет назад
Dariush Asadi it was lame
@Timliu92
@Timliu92 7 лет назад
"What does taco mean?" "It means Mexican food."
@poemoe1493
@poemoe1493 7 лет назад
Timliu92 LOOOOL!!! 😂😂😂
@franciscogonzalez1110
@franciscogonzalez1110 6 лет назад
My brother asked me "what does Kasumi mean?" "It means Japanese daughter"
@SamnissArandeen
@SamnissArandeen 6 лет назад
"What does Oktoberfest mean?" "It means German beer festival."
@wvttie
@wvttie 6 лет назад
Timliu92 "what does chopsticks mean?" "It means chinese sticks"
@isaacgray2909
@isaacgray2909 6 лет назад
Not gonna lie, i'm going to say something like that every time someone ask me a foreign food or custom.
@FreedomCinema88
@FreedomCinema88 3 года назад
"What did Tenet mean" "I don't know"
@George_M_
@George_M_ 4 года назад
The ability to say the 'I'm telling these SOBs' speech without cracking up ... now there's an actor!
@ThatGuy-tl2qj
@ThatGuy-tl2qj 4 года назад
"What does Micheal Bay mean?" "It means big explosion"
@jfb6080
@jfb6080 4 года назад
It also means i spent 3 hours watching a hot pile of garbage aka a michael bay "film"
@kaiverse9568
@kaiverse9568 4 года назад
You need more likes man
@ryanc2115
@ryanc2115 4 года назад
hahaha
@ntokozomsani5822
@ntokozomsani5822 3 года назад
You are a legend my man 🤣😂
@DrRAZI99
@DrRAZI99 3 года назад
Also it means shitty movies
@risk2193
@risk2193 7 лет назад
Suicide Squad - 26% on Rotten Tomatoes Samurai Cop - 52% on Rotten Tomatoes WTF??!!
@Belmont-sw4bu
@Belmont-sw4bu 7 лет назад
You're lying
@risk2193
@risk2193 7 лет назад
+Jorge Yanez As of the day I posted it, I assure you I wasn't lying
@Belmont-sw4bu
@Belmont-sw4bu 7 лет назад
+Your Homie (A. Junior) What about samurai cop 2?
@risk2193
@risk2193 7 лет назад
Go check
@Belmont-sw4bu
@Belmont-sw4bu 7 лет назад
+Your Homie (A. Junior) is it any better
@pranidsubedi2187
@pranidsubedi2187 4 года назад
"What is tea?" ........ "It is Asian Weed."
@niggardkikeinghunter6560
@niggardkikeinghunter6560 3 года назад
The British in war mode: d faq u say?
@CockySuSMounted
@CockySuSMounted 3 года назад
Whaaaath dhaa phaaakk? 😂🤣🤣🤣😆🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣
@ToxicTurquoise454
@ToxicTurquoise454 2 года назад
It's a plant used to create a drink YOU GIANT DROOLER
@manua4105
@manua4105 3 года назад
Every once in a while I come back and rewatch this because this has to be one of the most hilarous movie reviews ever.
@souvenirsucces4450
@souvenirsucces4450 2 года назад
Same 😂
@jonathansoto6984
@jonathansoto6984 Год назад
And I thought I was the only one lol
@B1G_Dave
@B1G_Dave 5 лет назад
"I will bring you his piano and I will place it on your head"
@reynam2576
@reynam2576 5 лет назад
Lol
@isaacbobjork7053
@isaacbobjork7053 4 года назад
That was too funny
@nepttune710
@nepttune710 4 года назад
I was wondering if anyone else noticed that he said piano on the head scene
@mindshockz
@mindshockz 4 года назад
I EXPLODED!
@kaiserofgermania5236
@kaiserofgermania5236 4 года назад
Omg this is an amazing comment 😂😂😂😂
@julieg3747
@julieg3747 4 года назад
I saw an interview with the Samurai Cop actor a few years ago. He has barely aged. He looks the same and he is such a down to earth guy. It was a really nice interview.
@mrsx7944
@mrsx7944 3 года назад
He actually admitted to being in it?
@rishav.maityy
@rishav.maityy 3 года назад
Yeah I saw that too.. I think the channel he was on was Red Letter Media.
@PurooRoy
@PurooRoy 2 года назад
I used to think he's Sylvester Stallone.
@JoeHeine
@JoeHeine 2 года назад
Link please
@ProtagonisTeneT
@ProtagonisTeneT 2 года назад
He sucks at acting
@route77productions
@route77productions 3 года назад
I need a remake with Sebastian Stan and Anthony Mackie with Dave Bautista as the swordsman.
@gregorymoore2877
@gregorymoore2877 2 года назад
Dave Bautista was in the original. He was just standing so incredibly still you couldn't see him.
@wilsonjonah
@wilsonjonah 2 года назад
I would absolutely watch that 🤣
@thegreatmarondraith8741
@thegreatmarondraith8741 Год назад
You EVIL, VILE, GENIUS!!!!!
@Migue52
@Migue52 3 года назад
“What does SONY mean?” “It means Japanese electronics”
@aaronjaggan
@aaronjaggan 5 лет назад
Legend has it..Chris is still questioning himself where to start.
@vinnybakescakes6692
@vinnybakescakes6692 Год назад
yes
@skar8009
@skar8009 10 месяцев назад
I have a feeling that legend is true.
@kungfuman82
@kungfuman82 5 лет назад
So Samurai Cop's hair was the Henry Cavill mustache of the 80's.
@fergman9344
@fergman9344 5 лет назад
kungfuman82 Basically 😂
@nish3603
@nish3603 4 года назад
Henry Cavill’s moustache was a blessing
@damianstarks3338
@damianstarks3338 4 года назад
AestheticBiker82 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
@gruposarriax
@gruposarriax 4 года назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@g.nshooter9736
@g.nshooter9736 4 года назад
Yep just much less famous lol
@leifsyversen6809
@leifsyversen6809 3 года назад
“What does tortilla mean?” “It means Mexican pancake”
@serrajav
@serrajav 3 года назад
"What does taco mean?" "It means Mexican sushi"
@sarac.3568
@sarac.3568 3 года назад
You know what Chris, I love you for making this available to me whebever I feel down. I come back to this particular video every couple of months
@edgyspaceunicorn7215
@edgyspaceunicorn7215 4 года назад
Samurai cop *has a speech about why drugs sucks* Samurai cop *is obviously high while making said speech*
@KohaTheEternal
@KohaTheEternal 4 года назад
Samini the B 🤣🤣🤣 I’d bet he was reading those lines off of cue cards with those weird and stiff lines he delivered.
@uncannyvalley2350
@uncannyvalley2350 4 года назад
While simultaneously everyone on set was burying their heads in mountains of cocaine
@johnbraucher1499
@johnbraucher1499 4 года назад
I think he is just another jim breuer Lol
@sadtoast6122
@sadtoast6122 4 года назад
When a porn director tries to make an actual movie
@654jimbob654
@654jimbob654 4 года назад
A porn director would have a better understanding of lighting, editing, framing, dialogue and pretty much everything else.
@sadtoast6122
@sadtoast6122 4 года назад
@@654jimbob654 I don't watch porn so I wouldn't know ...
@CandraNurIhsan
@CandraNurIhsan 4 года назад
@@sadtoast6122 yeah man
@sadtoast6122
@sadtoast6122 4 года назад
@@CandraNurIhsan ay *Sweet Cheeks Plays* on Twitch Virtual Boi Pass the word please? 😽😻🥰😍😖😘
@SH19922x
@SH19922x 4 года назад
@@sadtoast6122 (x) doubt.
@aaronstone2342
@aaronstone2342 3 года назад
When his wig came off in the fight scene I laughed so hard everyone on my street woke up
@mdavid22
@mdavid22 7 лет назад
Movies like this brings happiness to life
@zachsoroka8707
@zachsoroka8707 7 лет назад
Frederick Shaibani
@BR0TH0RITY
@BR0TH0RITY 4 года назад
*samurai cop runs someone over* “Oh man”
@DrRAZI99
@DrRAZI99 3 года назад
Hey wait a minute !
@marcbelo7301
@marcbelo7301 3 года назад
"I want you to tell these mother fuckers"
@theangryholmesian4556
@theangryholmesian4556 3 года назад
Oh God! Oh man!
@AdmiralBison
@AdmiralBison 3 года назад
That's something you say if you blew a tire, not for possible manslaughter.
@kellyweingart3692
@kellyweingart3692 3 года назад
Son of a bitches 😂
@ferrariscuderia4290
@ferrariscuderia4290 3 года назад
I completely lost all self-control when I saw the stuffed toy animal lion's head at 16:35 ROFL!!!!
@Jeczman
@Jeczman 3 года назад
Lmao
@Gr8SkyLizard
@Gr8SkyLizard 3 года назад
I didn't even notice it first time around. Oh man, that's gold!
@skippilein
@skippilein 3 года назад
LOL I literally just saw it and cried 😂
@aronh.7863
@aronh.7863 3 года назад
Holy shit, I never even noticed it. I can't thank you enough for pointing that out. Lmao
@2061526
@2061526 3 года назад
"what does bad acting mean?" "it means Hilariocity"
@leereturn2006
@leereturn2006 3 года назад
it means samurai cop lol
@2061526
@2061526 3 года назад
@@leereturn2006 now you just brought a new meaning to bad acting. well done.
@roberte.o.speedwagon4559
@roberte.o.speedwagon4559 5 лет назад
I love how at 18:46, when the two dudes show off their skills, the background doesn't change
@joseveti4549
@joseveti4549 4 года назад
Lmao
@lucafz6597
@lucafz6597 4 года назад
lol
@farhanrahman9803
@farhanrahman9803 Год назад
Lmaoooo
@marcbelo7301
@marcbelo7301 4 года назад
When a director blows the budget on weed and cocaine
@lynxmusic4183
@lynxmusic4183 3 года назад
True
@Jay-ut8es
@Jay-ut8es 3 года назад
Budget? What budget?
@darkincognito3826
@darkincognito3826 3 года назад
🤣
@md.shaban639
@md.shaban639 3 года назад
"what does bad acting means" "Bad acting means samurai cop".
@springyslinky2190
@springyslinky2190 3 года назад
Say what you want about this movie, Samurai Cop looks and sounds like the best side kick and wingman ever. Like he says nice things and is uplifting.
@mr.bootleg424
@mr.bootleg424 8 лет назад
Watch Karate Girl. It's a shitty Turkish film that was lost in history, until the internet learned that it had the worst, longest, and most drawn-out death scene ever. I swear, it's worse than Samurai Cop.
@finalninjazero5140
@finalninjazero5140 8 лет назад
Karate Girl and Samurai Cop are two quality movies!
@Tiberius11111111
@Tiberius11111111 8 лет назад
+Mr.Bootleg Or Turkish Rambo
@mr.bootleg424
@mr.bootleg424 8 лет назад
Final Ninja Zero Magnum Opus.
@HMSConqueror
@HMSConqueror 8 лет назад
+Tiberius16 that one is hilarious with the RPG.
@crispyg1335
@crispyg1335 8 лет назад
is that the movie with the guy that gets shot like fifteen times?😂
@DanerBobaner
@DanerBobaner 6 лет назад
This is Japanese Sword, she's got my back. I'd advise not getting killed by her. Her sword traps the souls of its victims.
@aramisaac4292
@aramisaac4292 5 лет назад
Such an underrated comment
@Melleina
@Melleina 5 лет назад
K.
@williamhernandez2531
@williamhernandez2531 5 лет назад
Lol Suicide squad
@Que5oFre5co
@Que5oFre5co 5 лет назад
This might be my favorite RU-vid comment
@darrellcovello7917
@darrellcovello7917 4 года назад
"So that's it, huh? We're some kind of... suicide squad?"
@kasukahei
@kasukahei 3 года назад
Legend has it.... Even today, 4 years later.... He is asking 'Where do I start?'
@83dsvhtubb
@83dsvhtubb 3 года назад
I haven't seen this movie yet, but I know it's already a masterpiece.
@deni8814
@deni8814 3 года назад
Heheh first time i heard of this, this is amazing
@ajax3748
@ajax3748 7 месяцев назад
2 years later. Please tell me you've seen it. It's one hell of an experience. If you haven't watch it with friends and if you smoke weed make sure you're stocked up. You'll have a great time 😂
@carlvincent3462
@carlvincent3462 4 года назад
"what does fellatio mean?" "it means Italian romance"
@KG-Love
@KG-Love 4 года назад
Cannoli means the same
@erfanmanouchehri7999
@erfanmanouchehri7999 4 года назад
😂😂😂
@badbabybear1
@badbabybear1 4 года назад
I just watched this film and it feels like an Adult Swim spoof
@RDSArcade
@RDSArcade 4 года назад
You know what the kicker is?? Adult Swim might endorse this movie.
@someguy9052
@someguy9052 4 года назад
There’s a sequel, that’s the kicker
@montoseblack2901
@montoseblack2901 4 года назад
The entire nurse scene was so funny i couldn't even laugh. I was just astonished.
@MrJeffcoley1
@MrJeffcoley1 4 года назад
The scene in the car, where he kept saying "shoot him!" over and over? I bet that was multiple takes to get the best one, but then the director used them all for run time.
@k.t.1641
@k.t.1641 8 лет назад
"This gift......this BLACK gift" XD wtf. I gotta start saying that to a buddy of mine
@jacksmack6979
@jacksmack6979 8 лет назад
LMFAO!! That part is hilarious
@spidavenom4
@spidavenom4 8 лет назад
+Kegan Terry LMMMMFFFFAAAAOOOOOO!!!!!!
@rufiredup90
@rufiredup90 8 лет назад
I died!!!
@brettedward7470
@brettedward7470 8 лет назад
+Kegan Terry Tarantino obviously stole this scene for Django. No shame.
@dukenukem8381
@dukenukem8381 8 лет назад
+Kegan Terry your shadow is not a real friend
@beszaid9245
@beszaid9245 4 года назад
'' This black gift '' lol 😂 I died
@actionjackson3522
@actionjackson3522 4 года назад
I scrolled through the comments looking for someone to say this
@prashunpcchakraborty70
@prashunpcchakraborty70 3 года назад
Lost it lmao, had to pause and cry XD
@thoughtfuldevil6069
@thoughtfuldevil6069 3 года назад
"Would you like to fork me?" *unenthusiastically* "Bingo." Suddenly "I don't like sand" is seeming like much more a natural, human interaction.
@lukestubbs.
@lukestubbs. 4 года назад
Chris “where do I start” Stuckmann
@justoneguy2487
@justoneguy2487 3 года назад
I guess you could say he's... Stuck, man
@mouazchikhani7803
@mouazchikhani7803 7 лет назад
*video ends* Chris: where do I start?
@jacobb.9181
@jacobb.9181 5 лет назад
Mouaz Chikhani w h e r e d o I s t a r t
@eddixon2015
@eddixon2015 5 лет назад
"If you have an idea, it's probably better than Samurai Cop."
@rajakhan12346
@rajakhan12346 5 лет назад
We fucked the top 4
@captainginyu2310
@captainginyu2310 4 года назад
Shit tacos?
@Mikeanglo
@Mikeanglo 4 года назад
Samurai Cop 2
@user-lj8mr6fk6s
@user-lj8mr6fk6s 4 года назад
I don't think so))) nobody can ever make so hilarious movie)))))
@mariaroque3200
@mariaroque3200 4 года назад
Lmao
@priuskiller
@priuskiller 3 года назад
"What does Tokyo mean?" "It means Japanese city."
@stuflames4769
@stuflames4769 3 года назад
The difference is, Katana actually means Japanese sword. Where Tokyo is a specific city.
@PurooRoy
@PurooRoy 2 года назад
@@stuflames4769 katana is also a specific sword.
@stuflames4769
@stuflames4769 2 года назад
@@PurooRoy from my understanding, in Japanese, "Katana" is just their word for sword. So a western longsword would be a kind of Katana. In the West it refers to a sword patterned after a traditional Japanese typing, with a two handed grip and slightly curved single edge blade of medium length. To someone with knowledge of Japanese, speaking to their blue collar Westerner coworker who just asked a simple question that only needed a simple answer,, simply saying 'Japanese Sword' is a perfectly reasonable explanation that covers both bases well enough without over explaining. All that aside, 'Katana' certainly doesn't refer to a specific sword, I the way Tokyo refers to a specific city. Excalibur refers to a specific sword. Longsword does not refer to a specific sword. Katana does not refer to a specific sword. Durandal does refer to a specific sword. Etc.
@PurooRoy
@PurooRoy 2 года назад
@@stuflames4769 sword is called nihonto in Japanese. There are many different types of Japanese swords - katana, odachi, tachi, ninjato, wakizashi, tanto etc.
@stuflames4769
@stuflames4769 2 года назад
@@PurooRoy well, so much for another factoid I learned from the internet, then.
@MrAnperm
@MrAnperm 3 года назад
"What does kimono mean?" "It means Japanese bathrobe."
@stuflames4769
@stuflames4769 3 года назад
No, it's not a bathrobe. Unlike a sword. Which is a sword.
@praxisvictim5348
@praxisvictim5348 7 лет назад
Honest to god , Ive seen pornos where the female characters are more subtle in their intentions.
@kennethgdavis4643
@kennethgdavis4643 6 лет назад
Praxis Victim I KNOW RIGHT?!
@lazyrmc
@lazyrmc 7 лет назад
I'm not a filmmaker, but I want to make a Samurai cop fan film. The fact that the original was made gives me hope that one day I can make it
@slayer-22
@slayer-22 6 лет назад
lazyrmc There was a Samurai Cop 2 made after this movie came out of the woodwork. Same actors and everything. You'd have a lot to live up to.
@anikmonette2140
@anikmonette2140 6 лет назад
Matt S. Still, I might live to see it!
@GRYNGE7
@GRYNGE7 4 года назад
The captain is truly the greatest police captain in cinema history
@hoopstar7891
@hoopstar7891 3 года назад
"What does sperm mean?" "It means pee that makes baby."
@Connief1990
@Connief1990 8 лет назад
You can clearly see the wig come off at 14:18!!!!! 😂😂😂
@sivad1025
@sivad1025 8 лет назад
There are wig problems in every single scene. lol Chris gave up critiquing them
@pt91293
@pt91293 7 лет назад
Kieran Fitzpatrick
@UkuleleVillain
@UkuleleVillain 7 лет назад
It means Japanese sword.
@victorursul
@victorursul 7 лет назад
lol
@TheValgaria
@TheValgaria 6 лет назад
Kieran I
@AJ-kj1go
@AJ-kj1go 8 лет назад
Now we know how Michael Bay's female roles were inspired.
@calebpagan2226
@calebpagan2226 8 лет назад
English please.
@xavigarcia9372
@xavigarcia9372 8 лет назад
+Caleb Pagan you need go to school
@GeminibBorn
@GeminibBorn 8 лет назад
+Aj Koorstra Hilarious and so spot on. I think this is where he gets his ideas for character development as well.
@user-mi4rm7ih6s
@user-mi4rm7ih6s 8 лет назад
+Caleb Pagan Okay "Caleb Pagan"
@calebpagan2226
@calebpagan2226 8 лет назад
I apologize to everyone on this thread. Its midnight where I live and I read that wrong. I take full responsibility of being an idiot.
@ac4185
@ac4185 3 года назад
My whole life, I felt empty. There are something important that I was suppose to do. Something that would change the world. I was suppose to watch Samurai Cop. I did that in Feb of 2020. Since then, everything has been perfect. 2020 will go down as the best year ever.
@Themusicalpuzzle
@Themusicalpuzzle 3 года назад
So, I guess I need to see it, too. Maybe to watch this movie is the meaning of my life.
@dcap79
@dcap79 3 года назад
What does "The Room" mean? It means "Samauri Cop" without action.
@thomaslemos2240
@thomaslemos2240 8 лет назад
-What does Katana mean? -It means Japanese sword. Bullshit. Bullshit everywhere
@felisasininus1784
@felisasininus1784 8 лет назад
Well it's a japanese word for single edged curved sword, the transliteration of the kanji character 刀 otherwise pronounced as ''tou'', it's not limited to samurai swords because French sabers and Persian scimitar and Chinese Dao and any other single edged curve swords are ''katana'' as well. But it's sword in Japanese nonetheless, so it's not really not that much bullshit.
@felisasininus1784
@felisasininus1784 8 лет назад
But yeah straight swords are ''Ken'' from the Chinese ''Jian'' not ''tou'' or ''katana''.
@thomaslemos2240
@thomaslemos2240 8 лет назад
+Benjamin Woo Are you an expert?
@cadethumann8605
@cadethumann8605 7 лет назад
+Joseph Wallaby Knowing lots of Japanese culture and/or being interested in it does not make one a weeaboo. The person has to reject his/her own culture and try to be Japanese from the little information they got only to get it wrong. The OP didn't say or even imply anything about rejecting his own culture.
@thomaslemos2240
@thomaslemos2240 7 лет назад
Cade Thumann OP?
@Klaital1
@Klaital1 7 лет назад
Oh god the dialogue in that nurse scene is like straight from a script of an 80's porn movie.
@prince_of_cats
@prince_of_cats 5 лет назад
Klaital1 bingo
@akrfilms511
@akrfilms511 3 года назад
Me: Can we go see Lethal Weapon? Mom: Sweety, we have Lethal Weapon at home. Lethal Weapon At Home:
@ariskenshinschannel1208
@ariskenshinschannel1208 3 года назад
Lethal Weapon at home:
@koryrowe246
@koryrowe246 2 года назад
Fucking good movie tho right
@unluckydiablo9502
@unluckydiablo9502 4 года назад
Can't believe Chris didn't mention how Samurai Cop's face goes so red while the rest of him stays the same.....
@stuflames4769
@stuflames4769 3 года назад
He's white. He's angry. It happens.
@TheDarkArkhamJoker
@TheDarkArkhamJoker 8 лет назад
Samurai Cop 2 has Tommy Wiseau and pornstar Kayden Kross starring in it, that is a goldmine
@marinehulk119
@marinehulk119 8 лет назад
Kayden Kross is amazing
@milosmisic89
@milosmisic89 8 лет назад
+Tommy Nowak Hell yeah can't wait for that one!!!
@Chandasouk
@Chandasouk 8 лет назад
+Tommy Nowak That sounds like a masterpiece
@GameWithCow
@GameWithCow 8 лет назад
+Milos Misic It's already out I own it on Bluray you can watch it on demand on a lot of places online. It is fucking great.
@lucascyr98
@lucascyr98 8 лет назад
Wait....... you're not serious....... are you?
@Teppest33
@Teppest33 8 лет назад
Samurai Cop 2! Someone needs to review that!
@helmiazizm
@helmiazizm 8 лет назад
+nick najarian oh, and also Lexi Belle is on that movie. Now I know what I'm going to do tonight
@ogxsaintnick
@ogxsaintnick 8 лет назад
+TheVeneroz lexi belle?
@ogxsaintnick
@ogxsaintnick 8 лет назад
+TheVeneroz you don't get it it's ok though I'm not mad
@93JJV
@93JJV 8 лет назад
+nick najarian seriously?? Haha
@Markenjiru
@Markenjiru 8 лет назад
+The Moth Attracted to the Flame What on earth? Somebody thought it would be good to make another one? wow...
@lukestubbs.
@lukestubbs. 4 года назад
“What does Nazi mean?” “It means German army.”
@OptimusDelta
@OptimusDelta 3 года назад
True tho
@trevorcollum6883
@trevorcollum6883 3 года назад
Fucking Hilarious
@malekiththeeternityking5433
@malekiththeeternityking5433 3 года назад
Nah it means German with mustache
@izdziabol
@izdziabol 3 года назад
But it is 100% true :)
@ilqar887
@ilqar887 3 года назад
@@malekiththeeternityking5433 or austrian
@gauravchintamneedi5136
@gauravchintamneedi5136 3 года назад
My favorite part was the 5 times Chris said “where do I even start”
@mrmyballzic
@mrmyballzic 7 лет назад
his wig actually came off at 14:17
@cyrilkubat4332
@cyrilkubat4332 5 лет назад
Damn, I didn't even notice that until you pointed it out! :D
@hc11ywccd14
@hc11ywccd14 5 лет назад
If you set the speed to 0.25 you can clearly see his real hair, its in a ponytail.. why did he need a wig? 0.o
@xinfr4z893
@xinfr4z893 5 лет назад
14:18 pause
@ShaXXam
@ShaXXam 8 лет назад
Much better than the Super Bowl.
@datelbunboi2233
@datelbunboi2233 8 лет назад
awwww you don't like the super bowl since the Panthers are losing
@Jes.117
@Jes.117 8 лет назад
+Dominick Castro broncos for the win
@ShaXXam
@ShaXXam 8 лет назад
+Dominick Castro Nah I actually wanted the Broncos to win LOL.
@datelbunboi2233
@datelbunboi2233 8 лет назад
+ZOMBIE RAGER hell yea (fist bump)
@jamesm1928
@jamesm1928 8 лет назад
IKR. I was hyping for this all day!!!!
@juliosilvacordova2500
@juliosilvacordova2500 2 года назад
2021, I can say without any doubt that this is the funniest and coolest review I've ever seen.
@austins.2495
@austins.2495 3 года назад
This makes the Room look like a masterpiece, which it is
@stevokarapandza9969
@stevokarapandza9969 5 лет назад
"This gift. This black gift."
@sinaimuse6562
@sinaimuse6562 5 лет назад
LOLOLOL...
@williammatthews693
@williammatthews693 4 года назад
Yeah the gangster seemed a bit mesmerized by that gift. Probably more than a little jealous too.
@rxbenzo3302
@rxbenzo3302 4 года назад
Jesus christ
@kacethegreat4560
@kacethegreat4560 3 года назад
i come back and watch this every so often lmao "yeah nice wig man" always kills me
@rodrigoodonsalcedocisneros9266
@rodrigoodonsalcedocisneros9266 4 года назад
19:16 Actually, that is pretty much spot on the Yakuza: they kill people, they sell drugs, they abuse and pimp women but... THEY REALLY CARE ABOUT HONOR. That part about honor is actually true in real life lol
@esteemcnaughton755
@esteemcnaughton755 4 года назад
Samurai Cop: *exists* Chris: Where do I even START?!
@rickiechen3807
@rickiechen3807 8 лет назад
Hey wait a minute....
@sivad1025
@sivad1025 8 лет назад
Shoot! You got him!
@sivad1025
@sivad1025 7 лет назад
Simon Martin we respect the Japanese of this country, who are honest businessmen
@sivad1025
@sivad1025 7 лет назад
Councilor, before your law suit even gets off the court clerk's desk, I'll have their stinking bodies in garbage bags and shipem back to Japan for fertilizer.
@sirhchajilenosiner8682
@sirhchajilenosiner8682 7 лет назад
why does this comment have so many likes, HE ONLY SAID WAIT A MINUTE
@rickiechen3807
@rickiechen3807 7 лет назад
because it can
@Mr._POV_
@Mr._POV_ 3 года назад
12:55 greatest life lesson people, seriously.
@liaojendyk9167
@liaojendyk9167 3 года назад
I like how you can totally tell the lead is trying to remember his lines during the restaurant scene.
@ded9820
@ded9820 7 лет назад
I have never heard Chris say 'where do I start?'more times than in this review
@HAL--vf6cg
@HAL--vf6cg 6 лет назад
DED he's saying that halfway through the video 😂
@MisterMonsterMan
@MisterMonsterMan 4 года назад
Honestly, we need more movies like this in 2019.
@Sonicfan-yb3pv
@Sonicfan-yb3pv 4 года назад
Opaqueness yes we do
@RDSArcade
@RDSArcade 4 года назад
Yes. We also need more people questioning their life choices after seeing movies like this in 2019.
@danieltobin4498
@danieltobin4498 4 года назад
We do, or rather...we have movies that are much worse...
@lucasmarciel1527
@lucasmarciel1527 4 года назад
birdemic or karete girl
@danielmelendez3546
@danielmelendez3546 3 года назад
Thing is, they don’t make movies “so bad that they’re good” anymore. They’re all just movies so bad that they’re... BAD. Aw, I miss the 90s/early 2000s.
@TBH-nu2so
@TBH-nu2so 3 года назад
What does Hilariocity mean? It means Chris slowly going insane.
@raphaellapointe9143
@raphaellapointe9143 11 месяцев назад
19:15 Well...soldiers in the imperial japanese army did much worse in WW2 and that didn't stop them from being concerned about honour. It's just that their definition of honour was total bullshit.
@hoshnicvongutonburg
@hoshnicvongutonburg 7 лет назад
What a stirring cinematic treasure. There are no words to describe just how much this movies has touched my life, I named my daughter samurai. Thank you film gods.
@Immaculate0ne
@Immaculate0ne 7 лет назад
Queen Cheng Of Mars should have named her katana
@JaffytaffyBTC
@JaffytaffyBTC 7 лет назад
Immaculate Expertise Or Japanesesword. lol
@s.g.7572
@s.g.7572 6 лет назад
Did you actually? Because that is a terrible name
@zaboza2011
@zaboza2011 6 лет назад
Immaculate Expertise so she could have his back
@claws811
@claws811 4 года назад
S. G. r/whooosh
@keyboarding5593
@keyboarding5593 7 лет назад
The length of his neck in the thumbnail gave me nightmares.
@BronxBastard730
@BronxBastard730 3 года назад
"What does cheap wig mean?" "It means my hair , sometimes"...
@claytonbearden7793
@claytonbearden7793 3 года назад
The 3rd "Hey wait a minute!" Gets me everytime, Idk if it's, because it's the 3rd time we hear it or if it's, because it's from a distance, but there's something magical happening during that sequence!!! Love you Stuckman, been a fan since the early days. Stuckman, Jahns, and Schmoes Original!!
@eduardocarazas8570
@eduardocarazas8570 8 лет назад
I awaiting for the review of The Human Centipede.
@rockstermaniac
@rockstermaniac 8 лет назад
+Dudu Caracara no... not hilarious... just disturbing
@gokhanceken
@gokhanceken 8 лет назад
+Dudu Caracara Its not bad its disgusting and disturbing
@srgfkct3544
@srgfkct3544 8 лет назад
+Gökhan Çeken its not disgusting and disturbing, just really-really bad
@christianmartin3710
@christianmartin3710 8 лет назад
Human Centipede still had some tiny quality in it, for me that movie wasn't Insanely terrible, it's just bad
@das81
@das81 8 лет назад
+Dudu Caracara The entire trilogy!
@MrAlextisi
@MrAlextisi 5 лет назад
"Hey, wait a minute!" "HEEey, wait a minute!" "Heywaitaminute!" "Hey wait a minute, Doctor!"
@nicklaskowalski
@nicklaskowalski 3 года назад
Thanks for the review, you’ve uncovered this brown pearl for me!
@themuchdingdong
@themuchdingdong 7 лет назад
The "Ride To Hell: Retribution" of movies
@Tubeite
@Tubeite 7 лет назад
Funny, I was thinking the same thing.
@Valleyraven007
@Valleyraven007 7 лет назад
The Buds Show Ride to FUCKING HELL
@Valleyraven007
@Valleyraven007 7 лет назад
The Buds Show no.... not the FENCE
@thedarksideoftheforce6658
@thedarksideoftheforce6658 7 лет назад
PEOPLE PLEASE CHECK OUT MY HILARIOUS REVIEW REACTION TO THE TRAILER OF SAMURAI COP ON MY CHANNEL. I STARTED DOING MOVIE REVIEW REACTIONS OLD AND NEW. HUGE MOVIE BUFF. I WILL DO MORE IF YOU SUBSCRIBE. I DO COMEDY AS WELL ON MY SECOND CHANNEL. THIS MOVIE FEELS LIKE YOU ARE HIGH! HAHA. SHITTY FUNNY!
@alexbernat2752
@alexbernat2752 7 лет назад
The Buds Show That piece of shit got "movies"? As in, plural? What has the world come to?
@danielwilliams7161
@danielwilliams7161 8 лет назад
I like how the intro shows Nic Cage 3 times.
@CaptIronfoundersson
@CaptIronfoundersson 8 лет назад
His catalog of bad movies stretches far and wide.
@Asian_Movie_Enthusiast
@Asian_Movie_Enthusiast 8 лет назад
+Daniel Williams -- What's the title of the movie where Nic Cage screams at that lady in the window office?
@NorthTexasTornados
@NorthTexasTornados 8 лет назад
+Asian Movie Enthusiast Vampire's Kiss
@Asian_Movie_Enthusiast
@Asian_Movie_Enthusiast 8 лет назад
Thanks!
@lauritzmh
@lauritzmh 8 лет назад
+Daniel Williams Whens the thirds time?
@JP-ci4sh
@JP-ci4sh 3 года назад
The club up the aas line had me in pieces. So funny! Oh my god😂😂😂😂😂
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