SAO Abridged Parody: Episode 06

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Opening Song: "This is War" by 30 Seconds to Mars
Cast (By order of appearance)
Rachel Michelle: Yolko
@0w0MikuruBEAM
xbubblemunkyx: Asuna
@xbubblemunkyx
YamatoSFX: Kirito
@YamatoSFX
KaggyVA: Schmitt
@KaggyFilms
Hayabusa449: Kains
/ actormmurdock
Sonicring123Dubs: Johnny Black
@Sonicring123Dubs
LordMegatronG1: Jeffrey
@TeamTrainWreck
KaiserNeko: Grimlock
@KaiserNeko
Griselda: MOM0KI
@caitlinmyers
CREW
Editor/Artist: YamatoSFX
Writers: YamatoSFX, Hayabusa449
Music Used
SAO Soundtrack
Bravely Default
Darksiders I & II
Psychonauts
Dust: An Elysian Tail
Phoenix Wright: Dual Destinies
Persona Q
Awsomenauts
The Binding of Isaac
The Batman
A Something Witty Production

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Комментарии : 12 тыс.

@rozieredz 2 года назад

"Are you kidding me? I figured it all out hours ago." Implies that Asuna either took hours to find him, or it took hours to calm Schmidt down from his absolute panic.

@MyNipplesArePointy Год назад

Lmao. But nah I'm going with the former. Asuna would have no reason to try to calm down Schmitt because she doesn't need to pretend to be nice with only him around

@dr.bright6272 Год назад

Or both

@fork4207 Год назад

Yeah probably both.

@acerw7366 Год назад

Considering how kirito is most likely on her friends list (hence why she could find him after the sheeptar incident) I think this most likely means that she had to spend hours calming schmidt down but that is just my opinion

@christophergraffam3552 Год назад

@@acerw7366 At 16:49 Kirito says that he doesn’t friend anyone, so I don’t think that he was on Asuna’s friend list when she went looking for him in episode 5.

@thatlycantomboy 4 года назад

_“You will never be Batman”_ is such a weirdly insulting thing to say, no wonder Kirito punched the wall

@steventheanteater7579 4 года назад

It also cuts into the idea of Kirito's trauma with failure

@BigJames43 4 года назад

When he punches the wall there's a little pop-up saying its an immortal object

@quandarioustoddricioushorn9292 4 года назад

@@BigJames43 its a nice detail.

@nightshade2826 4 года назад

The joke is that kirito is actually hurt by it. Asuna was just kidding but it turns out he actually wanted to be Batman.

@RaikanGinro 4 года назад

To say someone will never be any super hero is insulting watch, you will never be Iron Man

@samreid6010 2 года назад

I love this writing. Them saying “Jesus Christ” and Schmitt immediately interpreting that as wanting the orphans crucified is top tier

@SpoonROoF 6 месяцев назад

I've watched this so many times over the years and that just clicked for me

@Dead_Storm_420 5 месяцев назад

That's hilarious on multiple levels😂 Jesus was crucified and orphans and goats were sacrificed too

@magnaortusars3342 Год назад

I just realized that Kirito literally pulls a "Batman" on Asuna by leaving unannounced. I notice something different everytime I rewatch this lmao

@WorldWeave Год назад

There’s even a bat/Batman sound effect when he does that

@dakotamartinez8310 Год назад

I am your 100th Like.

@lopertyl6534 Год назад

he is, in fact, Batman.

@allisonekgasit9291 Год назад

@@lopertyl6534 You know there is someone in this game that legit made the best Batman cosplay you can in that game.

@therealmyers7826 Год назад

Not to mention earlier in the show he literally uses Detective Mode😭

@hadofhfo3369 4 года назад

When you realize Kirito wants to tell his black friend about the slaves he just got.

@nutoriusrhino6450 4 года назад

hadofhfo OMG That’s fucking perfect!!!!!👌👌

@arthurchallat8530 4 года назад

Typical Kirito

@watcherofmemelords7967 4 года назад

To be fair, they are white so he may get a kick out of it if he likes irony?

@watcherofmemelords7967 4 года назад

@Cian McCabe ...... I'm guessing the joke went a little high didn't it?

@lolzimop9174 4 года назад

Cian McCabe Correct me if I’m wrong but the last time i checked most Japanese people were, get this, white

@SlickGoku220 3 года назад

"Seriously,how many people would you have killed if we asked you?" "That's not important"

@scarletwyvern3753 3 года назад

I disagree!

@Wolf-ij8sl 3 года назад

Depends what do I get out of it would be my line

@axeyouaquestion 2 года назад

I love the land mine comparison to schmit

@666ofw66 2 года назад

@@Wolf-ij8sl theres the kirito response

@dr.bright6272 Год назад

At least 3

@NobleYellow Год назад

I just realized this is Jeffery from the first episode. We can see Jesus literally talking to him. HE'S NOT CRAZY JESUS IS ACTUALLY COMMANDING HIM TO KILL EVERYONE

@tallonhunter3663 Год назад

Darn that glitched madness debuff.

@allisonekgasit9291 Год назад

@@tallonhunter3663 I don't know, we see a ghost this episode, Jesus ain't much further off. And honestly, considering how stupid everyone is, I can see why Jesus would command such. Where do I sign up?

@gunzkillr2436 Год назад

Obviously. But how will that work PoH in now in WoU? Cause SWE isn't known for inconsistency. Also it's Jeffery from the second episode

@tfordham13 Год назад

@Shy it's very very far off almost every culture has ghost in it somewhere only 1 has Jesus

@1st2nd2 Год назад

@@tfordham13Islam acknowledges Jesus as a prophet of God. So thats two primary religions.

@Shrodingers_Box 2 года назад

"For you see" is just Kirito's version of "OBJECTION"

@eldorados_lost_searcher Год назад

In one of the captions of episode eleven a few years ago, Kirito saying, "For you see!" was copyrighted and trademarked.

@MdSolehin Год назад

His sister also says it.

@allisonekgasit9291 Год назад

@@MdSolehin She's the co-owner.

@WackoMcGoose 11 месяцев назад

He had quite the Pheonix-worthy explanation, too. "My first thought was, 'why would a ghost need a teleport crystal?'. ...My second thought was, 'oh shit, window'."

@cameronjadewallace 9 месяцев назад

The exception being episode one?

@ensignn9359 4 года назад

“I can’t wait to tell my black friend about my new slaves.” Abridged Kirito is amazing.

@mariekay. 3 года назад

Honestly, all the abridged characters are freaking amazing.

@floatingkirby5200 3 года назад

Time stamp????

@q_energical7256 3 года назад

@@floatingkirby5200 just watch the whole thing pal, you'll find it

@PenDragon-hg1lg 3 года назад

@@floatingkirby5200 7:49

@DHGTYRGODOFWAR Год назад

Even funnier later on when he starts hating on rper's

@mick2998 3 года назад

Asuna: You will never be batman Kirito: *Proceeds to mary sue the entire rest of the episode in protest, just to prove that he is, in fact, batman.*

@christiancrusader9374 3 года назад

How was it a Mary sue moment? He explained how he got the info.

@CombatSportsNerd 3 года назад

christian crusader Because of the way this entire thing was settled in such a convenient way. Like how that stupid Yoko girl randomly involved them in their “web of lies” for absolutely no reason, being retarded enough to not delete the friends list, and somehow get a group of contract killers to leave just because he helped them a bit with their business. Let’s not even get into the fact that a teenager is the one who ended up solving a 6 month long murder mystery and was the ONLY ONE who knew about that fall glitch due to conveniently being the only beta tester still alive

@CombatSportsNerd 3 года назад

christian crusader Personally I think that just makes the episode several times more hilarious. It’s a comedy series. It’s not supposed to be taken seriously in every aspect

@christiancrusader9374 3 года назад

@@CombatSportsNerd To be fair, they never set up Yolko as intelligent. So it's not like he made her dumber. Also, Kirito is the only Beta tester alive? You'd think there would be more. Out of curiosity, did Yolko have any reason to talk to them in the original?

@tinygreencreature5167 3 года назад

@@christiancrusader9374 I think she asked them and they made that big deal of him being held up to a building by a sword to try and find schmidt. Like she needed their connections or something because they're higher level and part of the group that goes after the bosses. Also in the original it wasn't a fall glitch. They used the fact that objects have the same break animation as the death animation and timed it with a teleport crystal to make it look like they died. He noticed it when his sandwich died.

@_sqwid 3 года назад

I like how they give even the villains and side characters more personality than those pieces of cardboard in the actual SAO series

@proudamerican183 2 года назад

Calling those things "pieces of cardboard" is an insult to cardboard.

@user-td6qf6fx4q 2 года назад

I'm pretty sure Jeffery is from the first floor when Jesus was like "now kill them all"

@german-swedish-americanvin6164 2 года назад

@@user-td6qf6fx4q I KNEW IT

@nepunepu5894 2 года назад

the fact they set some side characters as NPC and it works much better is funny to me

@p.a.w.sthetravelinggamer6750 2 года назад

Honestly this is 1000x better than the original so much so that I wish they could pump out the episodes weekly AND reach all the way Sao is currently at.

@aspecttnd Год назад

I love how Yoki’s subtitles say “barely hidden disdain” when she talks about Schmitt, and when Kirito cracks the case he mentions specifically those words 😂

@gabrielblack4744 11 месяцев назад

The subtitles in this series give so much that the regular dialogue doesn't, especially when Asuna fights Kuradeel😂

@codyjackh8051 4 года назад

"A land mine deals with pressure better than him." I got to start using that one

@Draiocht012 4 года назад

"And would kill fewer people!"

@timsellers4946 4 года назад

“Heeey!”

@vgg31 4 года назад

@@timsellers4946 "Finally, that left only one possibility: the two of you think Schmitt was the one who killed Griselda, and you planned this whole farce in order to finally scare him into confessing!"

@fellow5640 4 года назад

It great

@sanderscott1317 4 года назад

I’ve used some of Kirito’s solid gold lines

@arslongavitabreves 5 лет назад

I don't even remember what the original story was about anymore...

@jnewgot 5 лет назад

Not dying and beating the game. It wasn't a huge plot.

@dragem5182 5 лет назад

Same

@canaisyoung3601 5 лет назад

Good, then this show is doing its job.

@tokugeeky2931 5 лет назад

The original has a plot!?

@phamduy1906 5 лет назад

lucky for you

@murphyjack90 3 года назад

I love the Laughing Coffin guys play along with Kirito RPing as a cop for a minute there.

@cameronjadewallace 9 месяцев назад

It literally kills me

@damenpine 9 месяцев назад

Whenever my friends and I play DBD

@alex2005z 4 месяца назад

It will also serve as explanation for why he kills laughing coffin later on season 2: he doesnt like roleplayers

@LaplaceVI 3 года назад

Just realised that the Jeffery from Laughing coffin in this episode who quotes the bible is the same Jeffery from the first boss fight that Jesus told to kill everyone.

@gunzkillr2436 Год назад

Obviously. But how will that work PoH in now in WoU? Cause SWE isn't known for inconsistency

@thefanwithoutaface8105 Год назад

@@gunzkillr2436 Eh, they'll just say he decided to change his look or somethig.

@gunzkillr2436 Год назад

@@thefanwithoutaface8105 his avatar? They can't. Because of the Mirror Kayaba gave them in the start. So they look like themselves in SAO

@thefanwithoutaface8105 Год назад

@@gunzkillr2436 I meant AFTER they get out of the game.

@adamharvey8444 10 месяцев назад

@@gunzkillr2436bold of you to assume they’ll reach WoU in our lifetime

@PichuBro8 7 лет назад

MY SANDWICH It was innocent...

@petra4754 7 лет назад

+Gabe Thompson * grieve

@VileVeilt 7 лет назад

Petra didn't even notice the secret thoughts into the characters when they when they don't say anything

@gabriellaramirez8120 7 лет назад

It was so hard to hold in my laughter at that part

@lgmmrm 7 лет назад

CC: In Memory of Kirito's sandwich

@EmilioReyes_97 7 лет назад

It died for his sins

@blumouse8539 4 года назад

"My first thought was, wait why would a ghost need a teleport crystal." *"My second thought was, Oh shit Window"*

@gamingwithliam7617 4 года назад

this has 69 likes

@vgg31 4 года назад

"and with that, much like that window, the cracks in your façade started to form: your reaction when I suggested Kains faked his death, your barely-hidden disdain for Schmitt, The stupid ghost thing? It all made sense! You and Kains were in this together, and for whatever reason, you had decided to fake your deaths. Of the three members who voted to keep the item, that only left Schmitt, and since he obviously wasn't in on it, that little bit of Shakespeare must have been for his benefit"

@DatboiJonsey 3 года назад

"SHIT!!"

@pizzawithcheese1947 3 года назад

Then I broke all the bones in my body

@MAC-xl5dn 3 года назад

And then I was mentally scared, and arrested

@virginiafernandez6846 2 года назад

“You will NEVER be Batman.” “That... that cut surprisingly deep.”

@exumbra1399 Год назад

Later: "Let me be the Robin to your Batman!"

@maddie4834 2 года назад

I just realized that the whole “married players share inventory” was setting up using asuna’s sword in the finale

@5ebliminal 10 месяцев назад

Shows you how great the plot and story telling was😂

@cameronjadewallace 9 месяцев назад

Better storytelling than Kawahara could have ever thought of

@reeselawson3686 9 месяцев назад

@@cameronjadewallace Well to be fair I think that detail was in the original

@ConnerBunting 8 месяцев назад

@@reeselawson3686indeed it was

@flux7061 8 месяцев назад

I’ve watched the abridged version 5+ times and the main twice and didn’t realize this

@Zerobloodify 7 лет назад

I died on the "Kirito is always right Foundation: Grand Re-Opening"

@Zenkai2718 7 лет назад

We all need to support the kirito is always right foundation

@beaniepanini 7 лет назад

The Trinity is Always right foundation grand re-opening

@boombar8721 7 лет назад

Soren_07 OF COURSE HE IS ALWAYS RIGHT

@xXSoulGeoXx 7 лет назад

Zerobloodify gotta say, I am finding mutual respect from the Abridge version of Kirito and Asuna more than the bland romance of the original XD

@TheAngelmisa 7 лет назад

+Geo Izumiya well asuna and kirito's romance took time in the light novels the anime Really ruuuuushed it......

@MadDadLad 9 лет назад

My first thought was "Why would a ghost need a teleport crystal?" My second thought was "Oh shit. Window". SHIT!

@joshuasmith5288 9 лет назад

glad you liked it............

@Ninjagowolf 9 лет назад

Joshua Smith thats my fav part XD

@MadDadLad 9 лет назад

***** swiftly followed by "Oh shit RKO OUTTA NOWHERE!!!".............sorry ('-_-)/.

@matthewthomas2580 9 лет назад

Koko-Sensei!!!

@nerdinout9820 9 лет назад

Matthew Thomas *Koro-Sensei.

@thefallen3432 11 месяцев назад

"Seriously, how many people would you have killed if we asked you to?" "Thaaats not important" "I DISAGREE" Best lines in the episode by far imo

@roxyspamcake 2 года назад

I'm pretty late on this, but I like to think Asuna maxed out her cooking so she wouldn't have to take Kirito to Restaraunt ever agin.

@allisonekgasit9291 Год назад

*Laughs* That actually makes perfect sense.

@Bogglemanify Год назад

She's also a psychopath who pretends to be nice to people. I imagine she learned cooking because she knows that giving people food is a easy way to get people to like you.

@tailmask4886 11 месяцев назад

makes sense new headcannon at the very least

@keode 11 месяцев назад

I really like this theory. The sandwich she gives him in this episode is reportedly "actually really good" so I feel like it was fairly high already. She definitely could have decided to max after this to avoid restaurant forever, though

@logeyperogi1805 Месяц назад

Perfect, fucking perfect

@redgeoblaze3752 3 года назад

Wait a minute. Married players combine inventories when one dies. Kirito used Asuna's Sword to fight Kaiyaba. Asuna Only married him to get the coat!

@silberkatze2326 3 года назад

Omg

@ericrossi4111 3 года назад

man, she played a looooooong game on that one . . . . Respect.

@natsudragneel8872 3 года назад

No this is so you can get all the 1's.

@mysticdragonwolf89 3 года назад

She never wore it though...

@tahraki4918 3 года назад

@@mysticdragonwolf89 it's not about wearing the coat, it's about sending a message

@jaydarichmond8878 4 года назад

“Hey, that one was actually pretty good Jeff.” Wait... Jeff? Jeffery? That guy from episode two who Could see Jesus! ... that actually makes a lot of sense.

@connordervoncyberlifegesen8529 4 года назад

Jayda Richmond and the one that was next to Don Fluffles

@cameronjadewallace 3 года назад

There ya go

@-Fenixx- 3 года назад

What comes around goes around. XD

@mrguy89 3 года назад

Omg, thank you. This series is top notch even at face value, but the little jokes/references beneath the surface make it even better.

@huuweee 3 года назад

yeah, was a pretty obvious thing after his mate said that this sounded good and he responded with 'thanks! Jesus told me to say it.'

@thegooddoctor8787 Год назад

I just realized how devastating Kirito's dialogue when chewing out Grimlock is. Kirito's sister in the Abridged is heavily abusive and often takes out her own insecurities on him, mentally and physically harming her brother to the point that he feels safer in a game designed to kill him. This abuse leaves Kirito feeling worthless and insecure, so when he confronts Grimlock, he's speaking from the heart. He knows exactly how it feels to be treated like a possession by someone who is supposed to love and protect you, so the fact that Grimlock murdered his wife when he could no longer control her reached a part of Kirito he'd tried so hard to bury; his sense of humanity. He rips apart Grimlock because the man had someone who actually cared for him, and he threw it away to preserve a twisted illusion of control. Edit: Just got done watching episode 17 and... well, damn.

@gregorydaniels7610 Год назад

Very well said.

@suspicion1352 Год назад

Funny, I thought he was speaking from his mouth, but eh. Shows what I know about biology.

@DinsRune Год назад

The way Kirito talks about love also sounds very much like he never expects to find it himself Which is something a broken person says

@ZeroQuality__ Год назад

@@suspicion1352 hahaha callback

@thetaminus2334 Год назад

@Sept77 it's also cool to note that this is the moment that Kirito attributes to falling in love with Asuna during his sit down with Suguha at the bus. So at that point, he did found love from rallying up some of his buried humanity in the confession.

@lukeyates7283 3 года назад

Love how the laughing coffin guy just goes along with Kirito's roleplay thing. Doesn't even miss a beat.

@Hawk_of_Battle Год назад

He's just happy to find a fellow roleplayer.

@tfordham13 Год назад

@@Hawk_of_Battle I mean the guy is insane

@cameronjadewallace 9 месяцев назад

@@tfordham13 no he's not, Jesus actually told him to kill them all. He's just really devoted to the Lord.

@skyereave9454 8 месяцев назад

@@cameronjadewallaceDude, if you see that in your mind...you are insane.

@skyereave9454 8 месяцев назад

@@cameronjadewallaceDude, thats what makes him insane.

@moonlight.z6543 4 года назад

"You killed your wife because she wouldn't get in the kitchen and make you a SANDWICH?" Okay, that sentence and what follows afterwards gets a whole new meaning when you add the fact that Kirito grieved over his sandwich to the mix.

@kirito_kun5072 3 года назад

Rip terayaki sandwich you will be miss.

@malos9680 2 года назад

Best part is, the canon reason in the actual SAO is just about the same reason

@neutralball1099 2 года назад

@@malos9680 I believe in Anisins, he states that he killed her, because she had her own freedom and independence.

@turtato2155 2 года назад

That got me good

@AnonymousApexio 2 года назад

1000th like

@ifrita5254 4 года назад

Kains: "Are you kidding me?! A child could figure it out!" Kirito:*stifled laughter* Asuna: "Shutty!"

@Beanz3236 4 года назад

How did she bring up her friend list if she can't use the menu

@Santibag 4 года назад

@@Beanz3236 of course, she must've learned between episodes.

@minomax3229 4 года назад

“Isn’t that right, Jesus?” “That’s right Jeffery, (voice turns demonic) now kill them all” “As you command my lord”

@vgg31 4 года назад

"Hey! You two! We just gift-wrapped your friend's killer for you! You maybe want to react here?" "Oh please! How could Grimlock be the killer? HE WAS HELPING US!!!"

@jotheunissen9274 3 года назад

@Colin Demarest Go on...

@ihavenomouthandimusttype9729 3 года назад

17:14 It's these kind of moments where the abridged completely takes the piss out of SAO's stupidity whilst at the same time being realistic and being hilarious that makes this one of the best abridged series of all time.

@AburridoDeTodo 2 года назад

i had an asthma attack because of the laughter, worth every single inhaler shot

@Stuugie. 2 года назад

THE best abridged series. It's in a tier of its own, better than most actual anime. DBZA is the next best I've seen, and while it's great too, this has better writing and editing

@hadeskingoftheunderworld7010 Год назад

@@Stuugie. to be fair DBZA was working off a basic plot structure that's alot harder to pull off then "tron, but with swords this time"

@charlescourtwright2229 Год назад

@@hadeskingoftheunderworld7010 yeah, SWE basically rewrote SAO from the ground up

@otterfire4712 Год назад

@@hadeskingoftheunderworld7010 DBZA was also one of the pioneers to Abridged, not to mention that they initially started it more for humor with little going on in proper overarching narrative. I doubt TFS had planned to go for as long as they did when they started. With SWE working on SAOA, they could finish up at the end of whatever arc they want in particular.

@Farenhyte- Год назад

I actually think the ass' jawbone verse goes pretty hard

@skyereave9454 8 месяцев назад

The context is a little off though. There are a bunch about sacrificial animals and terrible calamities that fit better.

@getthegoons 6 месяцев назад

It does.

@astralmarmaux 3 месяца назад

It's the deliveries

@Rusty_Shank 3 месяца назад

What specific version is it from?

@ahuman3393 3 года назад

“Christ Yolko, how big is this web? You’re catching school buses in this thing”

@immortalsuislide5511 3 года назад

Magic school bus reference ftw

@PimguOPM 2 года назад

so she IS a orphan blood person

@vgg31 2 года назад

"Hey! It's a good thing she did. If she hadn't forgotten to delete me from her friends list, we never would have known where to find you!" "You forgot to delete your friends list? We've been planning this...FOR SIX MONTHS... And you forgot to delete your FRIENDS LIST?!!!!"

@DaDoodler25 2 года назад

@@vgg31 I'M SORRY, I KEPT HAVING TROUBLE WITH THE MENU! ARE YOU KIDDING ME, A CHILD COULD FIGURE IT OUT! *Chuckles* Hey, shutty.

@crayon3911 3 года назад

Kirito saved 3 guys by company negotiations with laughing coffin and Kirito is always right foundation.

@swogger5200 3 года назад

Who art thou so wise in the ways of business

@crayon3911 3 года назад

@@swogger5200 me.

@critman88 2 года назад

Lp0l)aaaaaaaaaaa@aaaa@@all0lll o

@uc4490 2 года назад

Which lead him to unintentionally kill the due who was way into role-playing in episode 9

@marcjehle2480 2 года назад

@@uc4490 when kirito met him, it turned into intentionally

@aspecttnd Год назад

“We’re gonna make sure you get the help you need buddy… Behind this tree :) “ GOLD

@Spitestar 2 года назад

The fact that there is no five second rule in Aincrad is complete bs. The sandwich was innocent! INNOCENT!

@DHGTYRGODOFWAR Год назад

Bethesda rushed the game so Magner King of the Mole People didn't get to implement it ... yet.

@yoojinjeong3488 4 года назад

"Holy shit that's in the Bible?" "Have you actually READ the Bible?" This is too funny and too real at the same time

@kleinuzimacki8873 3 года назад

Unfortunately the verse is incorrect.... Would've been even funnier if it had been

@Anonymous-zb7iw 3 года назад

@@kleinuzimacki8873 i dont have a bible on hand what is the correct verse

@kleinuzimacki8873 3 года назад

@@Anonymous-zb7iw I actually haven't been able to find it yet. He said Mark 13: 20 right?

@stanleynathanael 3 года назад

@@kleinuzimacki8873 Try the NKJV, BLE, KJB, NHEB, YLT, WEB, WBT, ERV, DBT, DRB,ASV, AKJV, or KJ 2000 versions.

@kleinuzimacki8873 3 года назад

@@stanleynathanael TF? What bible do you think I'm reading? The Satanist bible? I asked a simple yes or no question.

@boltcry9349 5 лет назад

"Because contract killing is a beat we can all dance to." Hire Laughing Coffin today!

@drdino2002 3 года назад

Enter coffin dance meme

@Typhoon1515 3 года назад

That could be a great slogan not gonna lie

@fukkthisnewupdate8882 3 года назад

@@Typhoon1515 a Hitman who only kills other Contract Killers

@cheshire1 3 года назад

Get your faces out there!

@KeizerSosebee 3 года назад

"Have you considered....Murder."

@xx-greatgamer-xx5122 Год назад

"My first thought was why would a ghost need a teleport crystal, my second thought was oh shit window" had me laughing instantly

@Ritvik123 Год назад

"A frigging landmine deals with pressure better than him, and would kill fewer people!" I love this line so much. Like ik there will be no chance for me to use this in any scenario in my life but I would love to use this line is a conversation atleast once.

@AlyxVance1996 11 месяцев назад

A true life goal

@jotheunissen9274 4 года назад

Asuna: "You're not Batman!" You can't prove that 1. It's a game Kirito could be anyone 2. Kirito and Batman have never been seen at the same time 3. Batman and Kirito dress in full black 4. Kirito's parents are also dead KIRITO IS BATMAN

@helenahell9022 4 года назад

He can be...

@NotAbritishGuy 4 года назад

Jo Theunissen his mums alive

@jotheunissen9274 4 года назад

@@NotAbritishGuy I think you mean his aunt Kirito's biological parents died when he was only a year old and his aunt and uncle (Suguha's parents) took him in

@NotAbritishGuy 4 года назад

Jo Theunissen but in the game says he lives with his cousin and mum

@mgread51 4 года назад

@@NotAbritishGuyread the book. It's his aunt.

@didsain 7 лет назад

I freaking love what they did with laughing coffin.

@mrdeath7426 7 лет назад

Tri-Hard Gaming kirito YOUR NOT BATMAN

@didsain 7 лет назад

But...Harvey Dent. Can we trust him? *Vanishes*

@mrdeath7426 7 лет назад

Tri-Hard Gaming WHY SO SERIOUS

@unddozahaz9361 7 лет назад

If they get to SAOII, it's going to be AWESOME.

@arcpopalot5884 7 лет назад

Christopher Rosa For now

@grandmasterpo4067 Год назад

"I entangled him in our web of lies" "WHHHHHYYYYY!!!???" LMFAO this show never ceases to crack me up

@YoBoiHrcky 2 года назад

"Detective Kirito Aincrad PD, I'm on the hunt for a serial killer and these 3 are the only witnesses. I'm gonna need you gentlemen to put down your weapons." Dude I fucking love Kirito goofing around like that

@concordegaming5037 8 месяцев назад

And then they go off and play along with it

@therodrigosaurio1093 6 лет назад

Asuna: You will NEVER be Batman Kirito: HEY! FUCK YOU! That hurts...

@vgg31 6 лет назад

DinosaurioQueJuega "that cut...surprisingly deep. Well played"

@dylananderson310 6 лет назад

DinosaurioQueJuega bro... u stole my comment quote

@diegosilva3927 5 лет назад

@@dylananderson310 How did a comment from 9 months ago stole a generic quote from you?

@dylananderson310 5 лет назад

Diego Silva ur right, it’s almost like I was kidding

@bichimadorable9697 5 лет назад

How can he be batman Im batman

@FourScore460 5 лет назад

"Huh I own you now, can't wait to tell tiff about this" Lost it

@thomasallen9974 5 лет назад

There is Asuna racism, and then there is Kirito racism. Guess which one would make Tiffany laugh

@thedarkspirit5084 4 года назад

@EE Watcher Weapon* not woman.

@65firered 4 года назад

@@thomasallen9974 Tiffany: "Hell, yeah dude! High five!"

@anirvana 4 года назад

Oh, it's a race joke. No wonder I never got that.

@Beanz3236 4 года назад

Same omg funny

@multifanhq8899 Год назад

I just realized, after literal years, a song from Ace Attorney plays in the background when Kirito is explaining why Grimlock killed his wife. Fucking fantastic.

@amiablereaper Год назад

Love the juxtaposition of asuna giving Kirito a sandwich freely vs. the murderer expecting one

@jacobwells9207 9 лет назад

Would everyone please share a moment of silence for Kirito's sandwich.

@TheToadmaster24 9 лет назад

... (Never Forget)

@jcgarza98isgamerman 9 лет назад

Liek if you crie evritiem.

@jacobwells9207 9 лет назад

***** There, there

@vashthestampede9974 9 лет назад

Jacob Wells it was so wonderful :'(

@jacobwells9207 9 лет назад

Kirigaya Kazuto I'll leave you to grieve

@Skallva 8 лет назад

Better than the investigation episodes in the original show

@Skallva 8 лет назад

Gmaniac01 This meme... Let it die. It's already outdated and it has always been stupid and disrespectful to the source matherial.

@Skallva 8 лет назад

But not cheerful in a dumb way of shouting how much he's feeling whatever he's doing or saying these two words in every third of his sentence. That's basically how Smash players portray him. And that's why I hate this meme.

@Skallva 8 лет назад

Yeah, I guess Anyway, going back ontopic, I can safely say this series is also better than the original. Episodes actually have some good pacing, instead of being shoehorned in and characters are done MUCH better.

@Skallva 8 лет назад

And the characters have an actual development, not to mention even with their low screen time, they don't feel as unimportant as in the original.

@Skallva 8 лет назад

np. It's nothing, really.

@rapha2028 2 года назад

Think about it. Kirito did some “digging around” in the game to find the glitch. By himself. Without any outside help. He found out and replicated the conditions for it to work, he noticed patterns in the 2 fake deaths and reinforce the patterns by replicating the death in the safe zone with slightly different conditions (i.e. not in freefall during the glitch, etc.) to *confirm* that it’s exactly how its done.

@chrisdefresne3235 2 года назад

Or he searched the ingame chats for people who knew the bugs.

@rapha2028 2 года назад

@@chrisdefresne3235 i would expect the game to have only voice chat because of the horrible game design of kayaba

@marley7868 Год назад

@@chrisdefresne3235 or asked someone who catalgues those for cash

@vergiloftheastralclocktowe9781 Год назад

this brings up a question what would happen if you get everyone to try to force the game to log them out by actively trying to crash the game

@derblitzspieler9577 Год назад

The Let's Game it out method

@cc-corruptor4492 2 года назад

Yoko: *Fucking dies* Kirito: Now I’m no doctor but I don’t like her chances.

@abeliniguez9705 5 лет назад

Kirito: "well then, you must think Schmit was skilled enough to have killed grisselda 1 on 1 or perhaps smart enough to catch her unawares?" "oh my god Schmit's not the killer" Schmit: "OH COME ON"

@toxicdemon1315 4 года назад

Honestly, I think that's the fastest realization of someone's innocence in the entire history of human civilization.

@norishimogawa6125 4 года назад

a "schmidt owned" count. #makeithappen

@vgg31 3 года назад

"So then, why the hell were you apologizing to Griselda?" "Hey, people threaten to kill me for giving Pokemon: V&R a 7 out of 10! At this point, I learned to just assume the position."

@koalagirl5882 6 лет назад

"Oh my god, Shmitts not the killer" "OH COME ON" *DEAD*

@starvoltnexus3139 5 лет назад

Yeah I’m not they’re as smarter or smarter than Schmidt as they like to think

@rodneysnow1937 4 года назад

@@starvoltnexus3139 uh what

@_nyantah_7492 4 года назад

_Not as dead as Griselda_

@flappy7373 4 года назад

@@_nyantah_7492 BADUM-TISSSS

@norishimogawa6125 4 года назад

there should totally be a "Schmidt owned" count

@light1haven Год назад

This is more Canon in my head than actual SAO

@YAHWEH-SAVES777 Год назад

Ohh for sure

@AlyxVance1996 11 месяцев назад

Can't blame you

@OG_Kurosaki 2 года назад

"people spend their entire life looking for this and you just threw it away" that's the deepest thing I have ever heard from an abridged anime parody

@silverblade357 3 года назад

"I entangled him in our web of lies." *"WHY?!!!!"*

@alarioderpp_control000aa9 3 года назад

cus they can

@daveshoe4574 3 года назад

Finally someone points out why tingling random strangers into a conspiracy is a terrible idea and Unnecessarily stupid

@therealwilldalbey 3 года назад

They would have investigated regardless. And if she wasn't cooperative, it would have been suspicious.

@daanstrik4293 2 года назад

The delivery on that line was so good

@jacksmith7799 2 года назад

I love that they actually point out the flaws and plot holes in SAO in this too. Its just perfect parody.

@HighSlayerRalton 7 лет назад

Wait, is Jeff the guy who was told by "Jesus" to kill everyone in Episode 02? I just got that!

@__mindflayer__ 7 лет назад

HighSlayer Ralton yep

@nicholaspeterman9111 7 лет назад

HighSlayer Ralton Wait, and isn't Grimlock the one who was interested in the final solution when they were discussing the guide book made by the beta testers?

@LautinMaki 6 лет назад

Nicholas Peterman no I don't think so

@LautinMaki 6 лет назад

But I have no idea maybe it is Jesus him self

@imbadatusernames6295 6 лет назад

Oh my god

@strelitziamystery21 2 года назад

16:59 Asuna and Kirito act exactly how any normal person would in that situation.

@aspecttnd Год назад

I love how these characters are actually really true to their own dialogue in the show. Kirito loved the sandwich, and loved it here. Infinitely funnier here though, this is incredible

@squeeb899 7 лет назад

Asuna: Kirito? Kirito: SHHH! I MUST GRIEVE. I JUST DIED...

@ninjaguy8519 6 лет назад

A Cob Of Corn "it was innocent" XD

@direhunter7045 6 лет назад

And that people is what I do when somebody kills my food Not just me right? Right? Come on people only me!?

@fyrentenimar 6 лет назад

You were the sandwich?

@fahadkhan5721 6 лет назад

In memory of Kirito's sandwich

@merrittanimation7721 6 лет назад

Let us take a moment of silence for Kirito's sandwich

@PeterPressley 5 лет назад

lmao thats the most realistic response to Griselda’s ghost appearing.

@toxicdemon1315 4 года назад

I dunno. i think my response to seeing a ghost would be "Holy shit, there really is an afterlife."

@reddragoner1932 4 года назад

could also be a glitch though for not deleting the character data accurately

@connordervoncyberlifegesen8529 4 года назад

Garrett Engell but they did imply that SAO was broken and rushed.

@Treviisolion 4 года назад

The bigger question is why they assume it’s a ghost. Those two have never seen Griselda, nor were they shown a picture, so a person showing up that stealthily would be alarming, but I don’t know why you’d assume ghost.

@connordervoncyberlifegesen8529 4 года назад

Trevyn Case maybe it’s because of the fact that SHES STANDING ON TOP OF THE GRAVE!

@ATFprdepartment Год назад

“Meat Toboggan. 😳” Best line ever.

@DeathGirlTheKid 9 лет назад

"my SANDWICH! it was innocent..."

@hglosomethin1728 9 лет назад

Sutōmī Naito NO ITs NOT!

@DeathGirlTheKid 9 лет назад

Hglo Somethin LIEZ

@hglosomethin1728 9 лет назад

Sutōmī Naito Prove Its Innocents

@DeathGirlTheKid 9 лет назад

Hglo Somethin Prove its Guilty

@quinnie_here 9 лет назад

OWNED KOALA

@hajimekamukura1642 6 лет назад

Don't you just hate it when your murder conspiracy falls apart?

@LunarInk. 5 лет назад

Hajime Kamukura your name and profile pic go so well with your comment

@infernace5613 5 лет назад

that's so lmao

@LunarInk. 5 лет назад

@@infernace5613 kirito shudders

@simone4341 5 лет назад

I know right

@downwardspiral8501 5 лет назад

Happens to me all the time

@HiddelS143 9 месяцев назад

The sounds of grimlock being killed in the background while Asuna and Kirito casually talk will always be my favorite part of this series.

@ghastlyghandi4301 2 года назад

Sao abridged is a gold mine of unique roasts to prove your superiority to everyone around you

@goldvvolfcashcommunity4444 4 года назад

"With an asses jawbone, I have killed a thousand men" was actually pretty raw tho. That line has to be used in a game one day.

@ceve 3 года назад

Azula

@footlong7980 2 года назад

I was at this point in the video when I saw this comment.

@themaskedgriffin6384 2 года назад

i specifically scrolled the comment section just to find someone talking about this dialogue

@joehadari7315 2 года назад

I mean he got the first half of the verse wrong but it is an intimidating line.

@Great_Olaf5 2 года назад

Agreed, and "No flesh shall be spared," is just so pedestrian, he references Bible quoting serial killers, and practically all of them use that one at some point.

@jacobdavis5722 5 лет назад

"I entangled him in our web of lies..." "WHYYYYYYY?!" Couldn't stop laughing.

@TheBlackDemon1996 5 лет назад

Yeah, why did she do that?

@jacobdavis5722 5 лет назад

@@TheBlackDemon1996 Honestly I don't know. Never made sense to me in the original either.

@toxicdemon1315 4 года назад

@@jacobdavis5722 I think originally it was to throw them off of the case. Unfortunately, she forgot Kirito is smarter here than he was in the original since that bs excuse of a ghost haunting the game and killing random players wouldn't have worked on a competent person playing the game. But that's just my opinion.

@MustacheDLuffy 4 года назад

I think in the original it was implied that they wanted Kirito to help them out since he’s such a nice guy or something

@SydCar 4 года назад

TheBlackDemon1996 In the original, I believe Schmitt cut off contact with the old guild and used the money from the item to get gear good enough for the frontlines. Yolko and Kains didn’t want to risk going to the frontlines and used Kirito and Asuna (two very famous frontliners who are also friendly and not arrogant douches like the majority of the frontline players) to get Schmitt to come meet them on the lower floors.

@buttershush8895 3 года назад

17:20 I have a feeling that SWE are going for the long con with this and it's gonna turn out Grizelda's ghost was really her mind fully scanned into the system the same way Kayaba scanned his mind at the end of the Aincrad arc, killing his body but keeping his consciousness on the servers. Lol she can't even escape through death as Kayaba fucked up badly enough to trap her mind in the game.

@Stuugie. 2 года назад

I can't wait for them to get that far Seriously some of the best SAO has to offer is coming, and I completely trust SWE to make it even better. SWE Gun Gale and Alicization will be actually top tier.

@astralmarmaux 3 месяца назад

and he used player as test subject, so we might see other caracter come back (just a theory)

@Shannessa 3 года назад

One thing that always confused me about SAO original Yolko: they weren’t married irl Grimlock 1 episode later: we were married irl Me: wtf

@justsomerandomdudeontheint99 Год назад

Although I haven't watched SAO in years, I would guess that Yoko didn't know they were married in real life. Many players don't reveal too much real-world information even though they're stuck in there for years, Kirito's real name isn't even Kirito. The SAO version of marriage also can't really be as much of a commitment as real marriage, so being married in game doesn't necessarily mean they're married in real life. I imagine that it was used to guide Asuna and Kirito into discussing marriage makes the couple's inventory shared, which is important to solving the mystery later on. It's clumsily done but it makes sense when you consider these factors.

@4lackofbetter 9 месяцев назад

Yeah KAZUTO never tells Asuna his real name even when they were married. He waited until the game was cleared. Who does that?

@wyster14 6 месяцев назад

@@4lackofbetterI mean tbh there’s ppl I’ve known online for almost seven years and they still don’t know my name

@MURPHYCHACHO 7 лет назад

"Wow! Okay, um, let me see if I got this. Ya killed your wife because she wouldn't get in the kitchen and make you a sandwich?!" Sadly, the reasons he gave in the actual show were just about as pathetic.

@AMZT14 7 лет назад

that line had me crying

@KaosFireMaker 7 лет назад

That said the show was aware that the reasons were pathetic, and every one did consider grimlock to be the utter grease stain of a worm he is.

@MURPHYCHACHO 7 лет назад

KaosFireMaker Oh, I know, but I'm still glad the abridged series went even further on calling him out on his bullshit. :)

@ezrawyvern6795 7 лет назад

+MURPHYCHACHO +KaosFireMakerAt least they killed the SOB.

@gstyles4567 7 лет назад

Sadly some people actually think like that.

@Avatarbee 5 лет назад

"Because Contract killing ,is a beat we can all dance too. " How do you even come up with this brilliance?

@jacencade4019 5 лет назад

drugs

@LSSTyranus 5 лет назад

Also Dark Brotherhood in elderscrolls...

@flappy7373 5 лет назад

you.. you monster..

@Alpha-106 5 лет назад

GI I KIRITO

@jackgebhardt2932 5 лет назад

I don't get it.

@christopherg2347 3 года назад

9:45 "A friggin landmine deals with pressure better then him. And kills fewer people."

@JABRIEL251 3 года назад

It's hilarious how Laughing Coffin mattered so little.

@IISheireenII 7 лет назад

how is it possible this has a better story than the original anime?

@dongtruong4109 7 лет назад

Go watch teamfourstar, you'll be suprised

@aguy7371 7 лет назад

IISheireenII Because the original is crap.

@IISheireenII 7 лет назад

yes! but HOW does he make crap into art!?

@aguy7371 7 лет назад

IISheireenII Because good comedy.

@Zadamanim 7 лет назад

Because good writing is all the original needed.

@numbers93 7 лет назад

I love how many of the characters in the 2nd ep ended up having big roles. Mr Fluffles the Don, Tiffany the Appraiser, the Laughing Coffin dude, The Final Solution Mr Schmidtt, and of course Asuna the best player who couldn't even open a menu.

@alphaquasar3089 7 лет назад

What part is The Final Solution Mr Schmidtt at in this ep?

@numbers93 7 лет назад

The guy who killed his perfect wife

@billtenth5805 7 лет назад

+Danjoseph Quijada Holy hell, I never even realized it was him until now.

@AlanHaskayne 7 лет назад

Don't miss General Corvatz's strategy being yelled out by one person in the first meeting.

@numbers93 7 лет назад

"And hit it till it dies!" XD

@spiderslayer3640 2 года назад

4:44 I can’t believe that Johnny Black (Death Gun) & Jeffery (Vassago/PoH in Alicization) were literally part of the anime from the very beginning!

@DakotaSagePika 2 года назад

Technically, XaXA was the real Death Gun while Johnny was one of the two people killing in the real world.

@westhouse4641 3 года назад

7:48 cant wait to tell tiff about this . Lol

@Danzrazor 8 лет назад

"Wait you're piece of shmitt games"

@OmniscientWarrior 7 лет назад

"Tell me, do you know a user by the name, 'JhonnyBlack'?"

@billtenth5805 7 лет назад

+OmniscientWarrior "...Meat- tabbogin."

@decidedyeti7476 7 лет назад

Wait, your Schmitt for piece of Schmitt games.

@nickbrowning3270 7 лет назад

nzrazor wait you're thelegend27?

@Shendue 7 лет назад

decided yeti From

@clayxros576 6 лет назад

The fact they both legit freaked out at the very real ghost killed me. Also, bonus points for actually making sense of the death and teleport animations actually making sense.

@SomsoKca 5 лет назад

Asuna did not freak out at the ghost, Kirito was the one freak out.

@animeisdead 5 лет назад

@@SomsoKca did you not hear her screaming with Kirito

@SomsoKca 5 лет назад

@Nick She screaming because of Kirito thrown a sword at the ghost not because of she was freak out by the ghost.

@fernan90000 5 лет назад

@@SomsoKca Nope lol, she freaked out cause of the ghost, look it back again with subtitles if you wanna so you understand it better

@jacencade4019 5 лет назад

come on theres better ways to troll

@Pufftarot 2 года назад

I love how the guy who was ordered by Jesus to 'kill them all' from episode 2 starts Laughing Coffin

@Seeker03 3 года назад

I watched this chapter a thousand times and I can't believe I never realized they were using the Phoenix Wright soundtrack.

@Reader314159 9 лет назад

"So I own you guys now! Can't wait to tell Tiff about this" I CHOKED ON MY DRINK

@TheTrueWolfboy 9 лет назад

Zack Abrams Until I read the comment, I didn't think about the fact that he mentioned Tiff of all people...

@envy2682 9 лет назад

Zack Abrams OHHHHHHHHH

@jury5165 9 лет назад

Whose tiff?

@RoloNola 9 лет назад

Tiffany, huh? That's a... pretty masculine name...

@deadspooner 9 лет назад

Roland Cor Shouldn't be, its a woman's name.

@maryjanenagle3827 7 лет назад

who else likes kirito like this more than the original

@sourbutsweet9462 7 лет назад

I do

@Tl786964 7 лет назад

I do! XD

@howlingwolflord7408 7 лет назад

Me too

@friendlysith7789 7 лет назад

@toastyheretic3941 7 лет назад

That is a stupid question

@marcelgardner8497 2 года назад

Jeffrey as the Jesus freak leader of black coffin is great reference to the second episode......well done

@mindsandmirrors5106 2 года назад

*Laughing Coffin

@victoriardsethbe8974 10 месяцев назад

Love how Abridge’s Schmitt’s voice actor is the voice actor of Johnny Black in the actual sword art online

@arcu965 7 лет назад

"I fricken landmine deals with pressure better than him, and would kill fewer people." Dead.

@thiendo6237 6 лет назад

Just like grimloc

@vgg31 6 лет назад

Arcu "Finally, that left only one possibility: The two of you think Schmitt was the one who killed Griselda, and you planned this whole farce in order to finally scare him into confessing"

@chickenmaskproductions6179 6 лет назад

It’s not “I” it’s “a”

@yetiornot5726 6 лет назад

"WHAT? No, bullshit! I had to go to a dark place to pull out that masterpiece! It was full of emotions that scare and confuse me." I lived longer than you, but this was the one that killed me.

@Wulf-cub 5 лет назад

Arcu From which one, the landmine deals, or Schmitt? (Not sure I spelled that right)

@Johnny-tm1vn 9 лет назад

Best line in the episode Kirito: Why I figured it out hours ago. Asuna: You did what? Stomps on the ground. Kirito's sandwich falls and the floor and vanishes. Kirito: My sandwich, it was innocent. Asuna: Kirito.. Kirito: Shush I must grieve

@Johnny-tm1vn 9 лет назад

Sorry in two lines I messed up but still funny

@kindgameing4745 9 лет назад

No I thought when he was explaining how the ghost was not real and the window was the most hilarious part

@Johnny-tm1vn 9 лет назад

For me it was the sandwich

@ryancook6452 9 лет назад

Jonathan Garcia Do you temember the username, johbny black?

@Johnny-tm1vn 9 лет назад

No I do not

@absaar9120 3 года назад

"you guys were the best slaves anyone could ask for" amen brother

@AgentQV Год назад

Seriously, the asses jawbone line combined with that performance is rad as hell. Why can't more people talk like that?

@madeleinerose2089 7 лет назад

OH MY GOD ITS JEFF FROM EARLIER!! The one who Jesus told to kill them all!! YAH!

@bladewolfvii6383 7 лет назад

took ya long enough, i thought you'll never notice

@quitesalty786 7 лет назад

Madeleine Rose Wait what part is that?

@bladewolfvii6383 7 лет назад

Taylor Ponder Episode 2

@sirzorg5728 7 лет назад

lol just figured this out my 4th time watching these

@Roost-xr3lc 7 лет назад

Madeleine Rose thats what I thought.

@KaimArgonarEyyyy 7 лет назад

"Oh shit, window" gets me fucking every time. I love this series to death.

@jillianysortiz5889 7 лет назад

BallsDeep 69 you really do like it lmao 😂😂😂 considering your name and profile picture

@checkmoth6402 2 года назад

8:15 I actualy like this explanation more than the original

@lazulenoc6863 Год назад

I think Grimlock was the one who wanted to hear about the 'final solution' before the Kobold guy.

@ejlowell0329 7 лет назад

I can't stop laughing at the fact that Grimlock killed his wife because she wasn't in the kitchen

@ejlowell0329 7 лет назад

And KaiserNeko the voice of Grimlock is gay

@vgg31 7 лет назад

Dank meme Dream machine in the kitchen making her a SANDWICH

@jamesyu7578 6 лет назад

Dank meme Dream machine That's what happens to feminists, huh....

@cursedex 6 лет назад

Sadly, some people in real life actually think that, or even less than that, makes murdering their wifes a perfectly reasonable choice.

@timelessbullet2440 6 лет назад

Ethan lmfao best thing ever

@ahappyjackolantern 8 лет назад

"My sandwich! It was innocent!"

@andrewpappas9311 8 лет назад

We must grief for his sandwich (RIP 2015-2015)

@ahappyjackolantern 8 лет назад

The grave must read "my beloved sandwich"

@dajedadboostproductions3576 8 лет назад

+Kal Obermeyer or Sandwich-chan

@braveknight6008 8 лет назад

+Kal Obermeyer SHHH!!! I must grieve.

@cooltoolgaming4838 8 лет назад

SENPAI SANDWICH

@TheOneWhoAsked123 3 года назад

The fact they suspected the dumbest person in their group as the killer has got to be the worst argument I've ever heard

@thecherry6849 2 года назад

Man Asuna really came far I would love to have entire series based on how she learned to open her menu

@Bwizz245 7 лет назад

"You were the best slaves a boy could have" "Fuck it, I tried, you all saw it"

@Murcuryzgirl 6 лет назад

Gets me every time.