SAO Abridged WE MUST SAVE MY FAMILY!!! 

Love the small detail that asuna is the only one not disturbed by kiritos actions considering she just as sociopathic as him

"We must save my family!" -Gary

"Gary was obviously a psychotic player pretending to be an NPC. Judging from Keita's audio message he was the one who blocked the door so Keita couldn't look for Sachi. Gary was banking on Kirito being forced to look for her, so they would develop a bond and make it more painful for Kirito when Sachi would die. He also planned that, obviously. Think about it. Why would Keita's item duplicating trick be patched at such an unlucky time? Because Gary told Kayaba about it. I bet Gary was also the one who anonymously purchased Keita's item, because he knew the dungeon where they would find that item. And look, Gary was also the one who opened the chest and triggered the trap. It's also pretty weird for an NPC to use a crystal so fast. And why did he have them in the first place? I think by now it's obvious. And then there's his appearance in episode 5. It was way too convenient to be a coincidence. Gary wanted to hurt Kirito and remind him of Sachi's death. Pity he underestimated Kirito's grudge. A psychotic player killer like Gary just didn't think Kirito would hate an NPC so much. Logically it doesn't make sense. It was Gary's fatal flaw, you could say. RIP Gary, you psychotic bastard" - by RavielUriaHamon

Winners don't use drugs. Except steroids, in which case, use lots of drugs!

Now we have "Mama is scary, huh?" "GARY, WHERE?!?!" *kills everything in sight*

Those to guys are like: Oh shit... Then there's Asuna: Typical Kirito~

Asuna is the only one unfazed by Kirito's psychotic attack. 😂

kirito's abridged voice sounds so awesome

I really appreciate the fact that Gary says "We must save my family" in exactly the same way, just like an NPC would.... at least until Kirito stabbed him a whole bunch.

The knights' reaction in the background tho

And now we have the latest edition: "Yeah, Momma's scary!" "GARY?! WHERE?! I'LL KILL 'IM! I'LL F*CKING KILL 'IM" Granted they don't say "We must save my family", but Gary's involved.

we must save my family we must save my family we must save my family

THIS IS FOR SACHI! CHOKE! CHOKE ON MY VENGEANCE!! HOW DOES IT TATSE!!!?!?!???!?!

"CHOKE ON MY VENGANCE! HOW DOES IT TASTE!!!!!" XD XD You guys are great

You see! some of them even have faaaaaaaaa

Jesus, I guess Kirito and Asuna were made for each other. She's the only one not scared shitless by Kirito hacking Gary to pieces.

Kiritos laugh sounded like a flock of geese

The bandits are coming!

We all have to carry on guys. We *must* save his family.

I didn't realize that Asuna being unfazed by this was a hint at what she's actually be like.

THIS IS FOR SACHI! CHOKE ON MY VENGEANCE!!!!!!! I very nearly broke apart laughing at that moment

is it fucked up when i laugh at kitito killing gary xD

WE MUST SAVE MY SANDWICH!

"You see! some of them even have faaaaaaaaa-....Gary...Excuse me, I have to go say hi to an old friend. Won't be a minute." Kirito walks away to Gary, "Hey Gary, long time no see." "We must save my- AH!!" Gary shouted out, before Kirito stabbed him with a sword. "Yeah, I guess you didn't expect to see me again. Now did you, huh?" "WE MUST SAVE MY FAMILY!" "YOU LEFT US TO DIE YOU BASTARD!" "We must save my fami-" Kirito stabs him again. "This is for Sachi! CHoke on It! CHoKe oN My VeNGeNCe! HoW DoeS iT TaSTe?!" 0:18

Love the two guards behind asuna lol

You know the soldiers who are near Asuna, look at their eyes when Kirito is 'talking' to Gary

WE MUST SAVE MY FAMILY. MOOOOVE!!!

"Gary... Excuse me, i have to go say hi to an old friend!"

sao abridged is pure comedy gold, no matter how you look at it. dark humor is the best humor!

Can’t wait for Kirito to say this when it’s time for him to fight Oberon. 🤣

0:31 so they see someone getting murdered and they just stare in shock knowing that they can do something...Kiritos voice, is the voice of the century

Literally every time I hear it, either in my head or out loud I whisper with hatred that name... ... Gary.

I bet Abridged Kirito’s vengeance tastes delicious. Like the first you’ve ever had cake and your brain understood the power of sweetness

Hearing him sputter out, "we must saave *gurgling on blood* my faamily" for the last time broke me.

Gary: We must save my family. Reality: *Immediately died* Kirito: Reality is often disappointed, my friend.

My favorite part was when he said “we must save my family!”

Kirito then: [Long Inhale] WELL YOU SEE! *Explains the entirety of the Mithril pebble of pig smiting lore* Kirito now: We must save my -family- WIFE!

0:35 that noise gets me every time XD

CHOKE ON MY VENGEANCE!HOW DOES IT TASTE!? *That's me on a Sunday morning when I don't get enough sleep.*

I just love how Asuna's face is neutral, and the others are uncomfortable behind her. Like she thinks it's normal for someone to force sword-swallowing upon another person. Ahhh~ They're so perfect together.

I love how 0:19 - 0:56 Kirito was talking about some even have family and found out the voice was Gary and and everyone slowly looks probably down the hallway of Kirito beating and killing Gary while yelling and doing his crazy laughing 😂😆😂😂

Oh I see. The only survivor is Gary. Men, he really must want to save his family.

“Choke on my vengance. How does it taste?!”-Kirito 😂😂

This abridge is a god damn masterpiece

We must save my family!

"Hey Gary! Long Time No See!" 😂😂 this is how my brother and I greet each other from now on

sadly... Gary’s family was never saved I really wanted to meet them :c

THIS IS FOR SACHI! CHOKE ON IT! CHOKE ON MY VENGEANCE HOW DOES IT TESTS.

"We must save my family" -Gary. that should have totally been my senior quote

WE MUST SAVE MY FAMILY. like what family there all dead

0:34 RIP Gary They never did save his family

I feel like even vegeta doesnt have the edginess of abridged kirito like DAMN

asuna not even phased what a perfect couple of sociopaths

is it wrong that I'm laughing my ass off when gary is being killed

plot twist: That gary is from the future because kirito is gonna slaughter them and he wants past kirito to save his family

"Yeah, some of them have faaa... gaaarrryyy." famous quote by kirito

I don't know why but I love the abridged Kirito's voice

I just live that line "bet you didn't expect to see me again, did ya, punk?

that fucking killed me when he went WE MUST SAVE MY FAMI-

Damn I'm glad they did the whole gary scenes 😂 imagine just getting just the "we must save my family!" bits would've been a waste of time for us. THANK YOU!!

THIS IS FOR SACHI!! Ahahahah

love how asuna is the only one who is like okay cool thats life perfectly normal, meanwhile everyone else is like oh good gosh wtf is wrong with that man

I love how everyone is bothered by Kirito's breakdown except for Asuna!

I repeatedly quote this line when characters im attached to in games get into danger.

R.I.P. Gary They never did save his family.

Gary in SAO abridged became an important character in moving the story forward

okay so i just loved how everyone was like " omg that is scary " but asuna was like " nahhhhhhh looks like he broke his god mode " hahahahaha

What if Gary escaped to get help for his family, but no one understood him despite his clear intentions?

Best Gary since Fallout 3

Yeah, that shit was the best. One of the best Abridge/Parody of anime you'll ever find. Good shit

Imagine if once sao abridged hits the GGO arc, Death Gun is revealed to be Gary, alive and with the goal to assasinate the people who accepted his quest but only used him as support instead of actually helping save his family.

to Jump Jump! The Bandits Are comming!!

Ash: i have a rival pokemon trainer named Gary Kirito: What!?..ohh i know how to deal with Garys.. Gary: Hey Ash.. who's that? and why is he holding a metapod like that!? Kirito: Garyyyy!! choke on my vengeance!!! Gary: aahhhhhh!!!! Ash: uhhm pal.. that's not how you use a pokemon...

Kirito became so psychopathic he became a Canadian goose

The final Gary moment is probably the best moment

Gary has been teleported to- "WE MUST SAVE MY FAMILY!"

0:20 love this part lol

0:48 *WE MUST ARGHHHHHH*

Did anyone notice at 0:36 the background characters pupils shrink. And asuna looks completely unaffected. Nice little detail therw

So anyone notice that during the part in the audio while Kirito is stabbing Gary he says We must saa but it sounds like someone ripped his tongue out slightly

I saw the name "Gary" on a customer form at work and immediately said "Gary..." Like Kirito

We must save his family.

You can practically see the Vietnam-style flashback.

this needs more views

"Choke on my vengeance... HOW DOES IT TASTE?"

HAHAHAHAHA I LOVE THE LAST CLIP!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂 I die every time

We loved you, Gary.

The legend of "The Gary!"

"... Gary" *PTSD kicks in*

Roses are red🌹 Violets are friendly 🌸 Gary must save his family

That is without question the best part of the show!

i love the We must save my family! and the no need to wonder where your god is because he is right here and he is fresh out of mercy

0:01 when u pick up the phone WAHAHAH that background XD

0:22 "gArRy" That face😂😂😂

I love the part where he says "we must save my family"

This is great

kirito is the best in the abridge edition hahahahhaa

Always remember jump JUMP *JUMP*

Hey gggaaarrrryyy long time no see(we must save my aaaaarrrrrgggghhhh) that scream tho 😆

My favorite line in that video: we must save my family.