Scooter Lady In Skatepark Eats It 

DeadAssHuey lmfaoooooooo

Life alert

DeadAssHuey that was her Fitbit telling her that she is flatlining

@@jamesturner6949 bruuuuhhh🤣

Sounds when your heath is low in Halo 😂

she was trying to invent a new Xtreme sport...SMX (Scooter Motorcross), but her hopes and dreams dropped harder than her scooter basket.

To get over the hump .

You can tell from her hand placement on the steering wheel that she was preparing for a 1080 McTwist into a 720 heelflip. She was obviously a professional who just made an error.

@@316whatupz that actually sounds like a good idea. High powered scooters getting air & doing flips.

@@Milkshakes289 well in that case.....patent pending lol xD

It's the unnatural thing that she does with her mouth. Like she's possessed by a demon or something.

Anyone care for some Crack rock...? 😳🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️

i read this in Rogers voice

What’s a tony hawk?

You win comment of the day

Will it have "Superman" by Goldfinger on the soundtrack?

Me Auntie Nora Nah, it’ll be a post-ska re-work entitled “Scooter Man.”

I'm no longer interested in this marble we live on after that

I skipped it...

Mom drank too much alcohol with one of her pills she was poppin that day lmao...

sparda9060 lol

@@sparda9060 yup some sort of ADHD meds looks like meth...

Just like Betty 😂

good times

Lol BUSTIN TRICKS ON MY SCOOT

✊ the scoot

Scoot scoot skeet skeet

OOP I thought the same thing lmao

Caged Creature DUDE HER DAUGHTER IS IN MY DISTRICT AND SHE DEADASS LIVES LIKE 5 HOUSES AWAY FROM ME SHES FUCKING PSYCHO

Memotherapy 👍

Nah, Lily is less attractive. And Lily is getting fat in 10 years I doubt she will loose weight. Plus, Lily sucks. Hopefully she won't be in the public eye anymore. Lol

But infinitely funnier... and that's not saying much.

KikkerGames 911: _Well then... Wanna go to McDonalds?_

Crazy, a british journalist/youtuber recently got hit by a lorry while driving one of those

KikkerGames whats the point of calling the police if they’re already dead

Uncle well even then they’re dead so you have to call a funeral home to come and pick there body up

KikkerGames they're called rascals

Lord fartamor what is this referencing lmao

@@sharpsrain8302 yeah war... she wasn't in a war. And most people who have PTSD never been to war, but went through really messed up trauma like rape, or seeing friend get killed. And she knows ethan can put his foot in his mouth when it comes to different cultures. He done it in the past.

I know right, to the left of it was a super slack exit

She lowkey got an ego and wouldn't give up😂😂

Just like every tiktok

Tik tok is cringe

Yeah and we get the same level of humor in Finnish tv. I don't watch tv anymore.

@@BlackBulletBeretta damn, seriously? I thought Finland was advanced in every way :(

@Dj d Yeah, you're right

Amphetamines

@Bill Anderson I'm sure our man Alan Watts could do a fine job of that.

My Dad Works For Xbox epic callback

Damn that's so old

PLEASE DONT BAN ME 😥😥

You can only press your Life Alert button if you're conscious

Jannis Jaret I’m smokin a blunt right now😂

I am uncomfortable

TF why not?

@@STONEDay cause it'll kill your high... lol

Literally 😂😂

Physics called, it wants to give her a Darwin Award lmao....

sparda9060 it was Einstein that proved scoots are inevitable

Meanwhile in Bollywood: We don't believe in gravity

🤣🤣

Brooo XD

Omg 💀💀😂😂😂

Good reference

Turtle andy?

Lol!

I don’t get it :( what’s the joke?

poppyexists thank god scooter lady in skatepark eats it

@@bwah9976 It makes zero sense, lol.

Aaron Ross damn no way?! It looked like a skull cracked not so much a jaw injury

@@meghan3795 She slammed her face first to the concrete dude... rewatch the video in slow motion. Think of it like a slapping a banana on the table while you holding one end of it.

sparda9060 I feel like she slammed the back of her head, not her face first? Either way an injury-induced spill, no doubt!

@@sparda9060 Then don't slam your scooter into a flight of stairs at 25 miles per hour. They make full-faced helmets for a reason.

@@nercksrule WTF are you talking about? From what OP said she didn't wear a full face helmet so her jaw is gone now.

Do you even skate? That's not a quarter pipe.

@@Bludjunky666 Not sure why it matters but yes, I do skate... and BMX, snowboard, blade, and ironically enough I even use to ride scooters lol. Pretty much, you name it I did/do it when it comes to "extreme" sports. Thank you for showing curiosity about me, sir. Anyways, the point was that the ramp was way steeper than a 5 degree incline as Ethan said and it appears to be a single quadrant of a ramp (aka a quarter pipe, aka 1 fourth of a pipe that if 3 more were added to it would create a full pipe/circle). Possibly it's just an eighth pipe or a launch ramp lol. I was simply pointing out that I thought it was funny that Ethan said it was a 5 degree incline. You're free to focus on specifically what the ramp/incline is not and tell me I'm wrong without providing anything to help correct my foolish mistake. With that pointlessness over... What about you? Do you also skate?

@@liveactionlink8736 how long did it take to write that? It's not a quarter pipe. And if you did skate or do any of those things you mentioned you would know. Simple answer dawg don't need paragraphs explaining your life story . Fucking dweeb 😂😂😂😂😂🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

You do know what a 90 degree angle is right? The floor in your room and the wall it’s connected to. It’s strait up that is like 30 degrees

90 degrees? That would be a fuckin wall

grant Jay someone probably died that's why you feel that way and it's normal

for real. i scrolled through the comments and just listened because they replayed it so much... so hi! what's up. lol

to me it looks like she fell on her back, not her head

Yea she smacked her head pretty hard it looks like.....

Okay

Sandor Clegane agreed

Thijmen Striekwold r/nothingeverhappens

Was she meaning to catch air? Or?

Disney world *does* have a lot of people in scooters....

ORLY??? HE WASN'T ACTUALLY FLYING??? OMG NO WAY!

@@AG.Floats some people could think that he was on moving platform or edited in.

Legends say her sweat stains spell "save the scooter"

@@benson4u215 what a beautiful imagination

It's not called the Darwin Award for nothing.

She says 'give my sprained foot a massage'; just with this accent

If you aren't going to laugh at stupidity everyone else will

Tune in Tuesday

LOL!

😂😂😀😀😀