Video Game Drug Dealer 🎮 

You know your fucked when barbie is the less embarrassing option

*Maurice earns the award of Best Anime Villain*

“It’s probably in Bangkok by now” had me laughing out loud

"I'm over here tryna level up my horsie, to level 80, so i can do the gallop-by on the rival gang"

this dude has a routine, even got the teacher in on it.

"Yo let me get That purple up off you son." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

“Barney” “Barney has a game?!” I’m fucking crying😭😂😂

Me: It was Batman Forever, wasn't it? I got it as a gift from a family friend. It was terrible, but somehow very addicting.

"My whole family's dead we got bit by Raccoons, but that's not important."

'your game is gone! it's probably in bangkok by now!' lmfaooooo

When the dad was cussing at the game dealer, I lost it 😂 😂

3:37 DONDE ESTA BARBIE!! Had me dead 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣

"My whole family's dead but that's not important" lmao

"I've killed before, I'll kill again!" "I trobbled it" "What?!" "I trobbled it" "Get outta my face!"

5:49 where is my tombstone cuz I’m dead

“ I’m out. I’m going to work. Don’t ever ask me to buy you a game again” cut to black As felt on a spiritual level as a kid

Low-key I thought purple was Spyro😂😂

I can't imagine what game was so embarrassing that someone would rather say it was "Barbie's Horse Adventure." Kind of a bit like saying "My test score was so low, let's just say I got an F."

5:30 is me when i spend my dads credit card

How bad could the actual game he got be that "Barbie's Horse Adventure" is somehow the better alternative? I'm really curious now.

“ I trobled it” had me dead

The part where he screams Ms. Nelson had me in tears.

It's sad that you know that Barbie's horse adventure is less embarrassing than whatever the name of the game is

What Adande should of done: “ *ADMINISTRATOR!* “

5:33 Well that escalated quickly.

Legend has it, the barbie horse game is still being traded to this day...

Him losing the game when he was a kid and making a video about his experience many years later has actually been a worthwhile investment 😁.

Th fact that everyone was lit for this game, even Maurice..amazes me

I thought you said you "ain't no snitch"

Kids in my middle school sell slime like drugs. They don’t trade for other slime they just have you pay like $5 an ounce

“I trobled it” 😂

Plot twist: the name of the game is “Barbies horse adventure”

Theory: he didn’t change the name,he really got Barbie horse adventures

I remember the snack drug dealers. "Aye dawg, you wanna piece of gum"

1:11 yesssirrr dats my life’s story “2 times a year”😂😂

1:46 that was really funny, my man said “ I know it’s your birthday Friday. But there’s no dot else to do that shift” lol I’m dead XD

I'm a simple kind of person I see a SWooZie video I click it

Wait I lowkey think he went to my middle school

(TL;DR at the bottom) At school me and my friends had a candy business that everybody knew about, it was jolly ranchers and dum dum lollipops, 25 cents each, we would always sell them during lunch because that’s where all the little kids are who get sent with wayyyy too much money to school, when the lunch monitors found out what we were doing, they tried to shut us down, we were like “ok...” but we were making on average 20 bucks a week, I wasn’t gonna let that slide away from me, so... we did it in secret “candy drug dealers” and anybody who talked about it to the teachers... was dealt with by the muscly kids in our class. It was going perfect drug dealing candy to little kids... until we switched grades and had to switch our lunch periods with the older kids, who didn’t want anything and were too smart for us. Well, at least it was nice while it lasted. (TL;DR: me and my friend secretly sold candy until nobody wanted it anymore)

“I trobbled it” Maurice~ 2017

I bet the game was actually Barbie's horse adventure, on the lowkey tho fam that game is lit

i think my friend was a pokemon drug dealer

The game was “Super Princess Peach” on the 3DS. I know it is. No amount of convincing will make me say otherwise. But that game slapped so no need to feel embarrassed.

5:38 i kill before I kill again dead...😂 Man that kid face...😂

You're the best story teller ever! I could listen to you tell random stories for hours lol

There was a kid who used to sell pokemon cards in the bathroom.

“Let me prepare so We’re probably run good cop back cop” That’s me every time me and my parents have a talk 😂

been a while since I binge watched swoozie.

We had Pokémon card drug dealer

"DONDE ESTA ES BARBIE!!"😠😠😠

Oregon Trail references get me every time.

Me who was so desperate to play new games that I started pirating them: 50+ games a year

"I Trabeld it"

"YOUR GAME IS GONE, ITS PROBABLY IN BANGKOK BY NOW!"😂😂😂😂

Last time my parents went to my school it didn’t go well.....

Reminds me of what happened to my necklace in elementary school. My uncle had bought a necklace for me during his trip to Hawaii. It was a thin chain with a single bead the size of a rice grain or a bean, dark blue with tiny white flowers painted on. I loved it. Never took it off. But when I went back to school from break, this girl (who never talked to me before) started begging me for it; non stop the entire day. To this day I'm not 100% sure why she wanted to take my necklace. She never talked to me before or after, we weren't friends, none of that. I still remember she wore makeup to school, and we weren't even in the 3rd grade. She was "The popular girl" early. My best guess as to why would be she was a bully and didn't want "the fat girl in glasses" to have something new. Anyway, I kept telling her "No, you can't have my necklace", and she kept begging me for it. Even when I was walking home from school, she followed me and begged for my necklace. My mom met me on the other side of the cross walk, and not knowing this girl wasn't my friend, she took my necklace off me and gave it to the girl. That girl ran off in the other direction. I was crying and angry with my mom, but I doubt my little self couldn't make words out of sobs. Never saw that necklace ever since. That girl gave me excuse after excuse as to why she wouldn't give it back to me; even telling our teacher the same thing when I got the teacher involved. Teacher couldn't do squat. And thanks to her, I never wore jewelry to school ever again. Not earrings, not necklaces, and not bracelets.

Bruh, imma real nigga and everything, but barbie horse adventures used to be my shit tho 😂😂

Swoozie, you trying to be slick and act like you changed the name but, we all know you really did get the Barbie game.

If anyone's wondering, the song at the end is an 8-bit remix of "Black Beatles" by Rae Sremmurd ft. Gucci Mane. Just in case you didn't *read the CAPTIONS.*

Man I’m using my summer holiday watchin this and lemme tell u it’s hella worth it😂❤️

He protecc He attacc But most importantly He wanted his barbie bacc

5:33 Top 10 anime battles

You are really good at making me stay up way later than I should 😂👌

You know it a good day when you watch swoozie

That facial expression at 5:36 is absolutely priceless

Every school has their dealer. My school got gum dealers

Ahhhh this feels awesome the nostalgia is coming in my first ever Swoozie vid

“u got a wire?” 😂😂

"I troobled it" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

ᶦ ᵃˡʳᵉᵃᵈʸ ᵍᵒᵗ ᵐᵃʳᶦᵒ

My when I had my first taki 5:49

3:25 had me dead I’m trying to level up my horse so I can do the Gallup by on the rival gang

Man: whats "green?" Maurice: Zelda Man: and whats "purple" again? BARNIE!!!!

that shit was funny af at 5:33

My first and favorite swooz vid

Dat boi had the Barney video game. I lost it!! XD

"Dónde está Barbie" got me dead 😂

Not gonna lie, Barbie Horse Adventure was lit and I've played it a thousand times. As well as countless OTHER Barbie games

5:49 LOL what kind of studder was that !?!?!? 😆😆😆

Bro them Js💯⛽️⛽️

Swoozie has never let me down in one of his videos. Each one is like a friend telling me a hilarious story :)

*"Barney Has a Game?!"* LOL

We had this exact guy in 3rd grade except he was dealing us pokemon cards. People go to school early just to get on the really rare cards.

“My boy hooked it up tho”😭

"I've killed before and I'l kill again!" XD

What's green? Zelda. what's purple again? Barney. 😂😂😂

0:30 Random kid: Let’s me that purple Maurice: *give kid blue game*

5:50 The Flash is freaking out 😂

its 2 AM but fuck it

*Barney 😂*

I know I 3 years late but I watch your videos over and over and die on this one every time 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

The hell this is actually time travel it feels like this just came out

Damn, u had your sister taking look out shifts on her birthday 😭😭 Only u swoozie, Only you 😂

When he said "what's purple?" I thought he was gonna say "Spyro". It CAN'T be just me.

My buddy took my Monopoly for ps1 as well as my Rush n64 game. This was half my lifetime ago... but I will not forget the loss rofl...

This is great 😂 your fire bro how come I never noticed your channel

Purple should have been Spyro.

Yes, QVC is still around. We have to flip past it very fast whenever my mother is nearby the TV.

You workin wit dem people ?😂😂😂