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Shill News: I Am Very Humble 

Georg Rockall-Schmidt
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Hello normal non-famous people, it's Byron Nominal Howitzer here- a famous person, talking to you as an equal, in another episode of Shill News.

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27 авг 2024

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@bonzibuddy4483
@bonzibuddy4483 Год назад
It's like someone living alone in a fallout shelter decided to start broadcasting themselves to thousands of miles of wasteland because they missed watching the news.
@nineteenfortyeight6762
@nineteenfortyeight6762 Год назад
That guy in Lost who listened to that Cass album again and again.
@TheSquad4life
@TheSquad4life Год назад
😂
@TurtleShellProductions
@TurtleShellProductions Год назад
Up above on the surface is the dead, nuclear tainted, smoldering wastelands of hope county.
@hookedonphoenix3112
@hookedonphoenix3112 Год назад
Thanks for the Lizzie update, George-O! Congrats on the Pewdiepie meet up; shame about the whole waitress thing. My wallet’s in the mail.
@FreeCatCheese
@FreeCatCheese Год назад
Mine's in El Segundo
@kkupsky6321
@kkupsky6321 Год назад
Thin Lizzie?
@chilldude30
@chilldude30 Год назад
Georg is a god damn artist, but don't let him know it
@tttm99
@tttm99 Год назад
The dumpster fire sequence... I was watching through my tears of cynical laughter.
@Johny40Se7en
@Johny40Se7en Год назад
You should. It's safe to, because Georg would never *Play to the Gallery* 😜
@db5823
@db5823 Год назад
@@Johny40Se7en he is Very Humble
@mrpandabites
@mrpandabites Год назад
Shhh! He's right behind you.
@mookfaru835
@mookfaru835 Год назад
@@Johny40Se7en He's a saint
@MagicAccent
@MagicAccent Год назад
What a treasure this channel is. Even the semi casual ramblings are of such high quality that I usually can't even bother to continue scrolling other content for a while. Simply unbelievable.
@martian8987
@martian8987 Год назад
He's like this wise old evil genius in a cave.
@Horatio787
@Horatio787 Год назад
@@martian8987 He's the modern day Diogenes.
@EbonyPope
@EbonyPope Год назад
Yeah one of the few RU-vidrs who are actually really intelligent and string coherent thoughts together. Quite profound thoughts I might add.
@skullkid112
@skullkid112 Год назад
I can't imagine a better name for a book than "my struggle". I hope you sell millions. At least 6.
@gwolfe333
@gwolfe333 Год назад
This may have been the most informative video on RU-vid, EVER.
@wyndgrove9452
@wyndgrove9452 Год назад
Unironically true!
@pawned79
@pawned79 Год назад
I’m watching this a week late, and I thought Georg was going to say, “Breaking with established protocol, Her Majesty has died.”
@nicanornunez9787
@nicanornunez9787 Год назад
"Everyone can be the next peewdeepie or spoony." That's a book I need to buy.
@moejuggler6033
@moejuggler6033 Год назад
Lmao remember spoony
@madrandomize5115
@madrandomize5115 Год назад
I'd buy that book for a dollar...
@paulheath8711
@paulheath8711 Год назад
I loved your camping book. My camp. It was intense.
@chilldude30
@chilldude30 Год назад
More racial than I or my family expected, but still very helpful
@mallninja9805
@mallninja9805 Год назад
Like a boy scout with diarrhea. Shits in tents.
@tomsenior7405
@tomsenior7405 Год назад
At last, a real, honest exposé of Media stuff. So much information crammed into one reliable place. Bloody lovely.
@hamder
@hamder Год назад
This dude really out here giving away the keys to success for free, what a steal. Saves me those 15 USD Ninja wanted.
@TheOnlyCathyCat
@TheOnlyCathyCat Год назад
If I do all of the courses I will get all of the views. I just need to raise some more money.... Would you like to buy a front seat at Queenies funeral concert? Styx are playing.
@LevitatingCups
@LevitatingCups Год назад
its actually 15x12 cause you have to buy the whole course for a year. Now if you invoked your rights to cancel such a product you could prob do it for 15bux.
@DemstarAus
@DemstarAus Год назад
Die Antwoord wasn't the same after Ninja and Yolandi got divorced.
@That-Google-Guy
@That-Google-Guy Год назад
I say this without hesitation or exaggeration, I always laugh my face off for all of your videos, but I haven’t laughed this hard, consecutively, for this long, since The Room/Neil Breen videos. This was a blessing sir, thank you!
@markgnarz5399
@markgnarz5399 Год назад
Heard of those through Red Letter Media. Still haven't watched them.
@jerrahaynes1564
@jerrahaynes1564 Год назад
NEIL BREEN NEIL BREEN NEIL BREEN NEIL BREEN (quoting sophie from mars’s video about why we like bad movies, which everyone who likes georg’s take should watch)
@davidcauley9400
@davidcauley9400 Год назад
No Raid Shadow Legends. Unsubscribed.
@Just_lift_anyone
@Just_lift_anyone Год назад
As you bloody well should, David.
@SianaGearz
@SianaGearz Год назад
Must be Hiptang. Hashtag sponsored uwu!
@tttm99
@tttm99 Год назад
RU-vid uploads should make this video compulsory viewing. Not because it's apposite necessarily but because I'm a burgeoning totalitarian and the thought of making people watch this amuses me greatly. It's almost like a mirror above a latrine or on the back of a toilet door - a nice ego-checker. It's a love-letter to humanity that reads: "Delusions of grandeur? Here's a pinch of introspection for you. But it's okay. I love you anyway." After all the shit I see these day from quasi-sentient egomaniacs online, this... *this* is art. Just don't let on to the sponsors... 😂
@thwiftlythwept7023
@thwiftlythwept7023 Год назад
We are all grieving the loss of our bejeweled Metamother of the Anglophones in different ways, aren't we?
@mitchdouglas9844
@mitchdouglas9844 Год назад
Good lord that Spoony reference was a deep cut
@higgsbonbon
@higgsbonbon Год назад
major oomphies
@Eron2828
@Eron2828 Год назад
Came to make a Spoony comment. Anyone else see him at Wrestlemania?
@CAVETROLLTRON
@CAVETROLLTRON Год назад
Man, I did not expect a Spoony joke. A+.
@robertjones8856
@robertjones8856 Год назад
A channel and creator that stands on its own. The presentation style and British humour is dialled in, in a way few can achieve. Knew I'd found something special when I started watching years ago. The serious subjects are excellent to. Long may it continue, enjoy folks.
@Hugsloth
@Hugsloth Год назад
His steps to making a channel are pretty much spot on, just years of waiting in between some of the steps
@beanmcqueen
@beanmcqueen Год назад
Even by British standards that was nihilistic. Sir I salute you.
@euansmith3699
@euansmith3699 Год назад
As a British, this comment made me laugh like a drain.
@TheGahta
@TheGahta Год назад
This will be hard to follow up on 🤣
@beanmcqueen
@beanmcqueen Год назад
@@euansmith3699 as a sufferer myself I understand. Long live the.....fuck it i can't even get through the bit.
@tttm99
@tttm99 Год назад
Was it nihilism or... ? It was... but it wasn't... 😉
@_nicetunes2790
@_nicetunes2790 Год назад
Well, actually this all has no meaning whatsoever. And who cares anyway? So what's the point!
@Vallinen92
@Vallinen92 Год назад
These kinds of videos remind me of the 9 layer deep kind of humor only your close friends will understand.
@Jaxtar25
@Jaxtar25 Год назад
I don't know if this video has already aged poorly or actually aged incredibly well.
@mrpurple11
@mrpurple11 Год назад
It's change the news report and the rest it's timeless
@connielingus8385
@connielingus8385 Год назад
I'm pretty sure the Queen's still dead?
@joshDammmit
@joshDammmit Год назад
This is literally the reality crushing stream of consciousness one might find on a heroic dose of LSD, or psilocybin.
@mrhed0nist
@mrhed0nist Год назад
I'll wait until the German translation of his book before buying it.
@KizetteandTotoro
@KizetteandTotoro Год назад
It’s taking me ages to watch this video. I want to watch each segment several times. Superb. Thank you.
@NicolasSequeira
@NicolasSequeira Год назад
I've been watching these since 2018 and I cannot stop- and neither can he, it seems
@shanemenken5729
@shanemenken5729 Год назад
I get your humor. (sigh)
@Manticorn
@Manticorn Год назад
if one day Georg revealed himself to be faking the accent, I would simply
@andrewosbaldeston3893
@andrewosbaldeston3893 Год назад
Hey Georg. I appreciate you rising to all the unique challenges of these times and being so transparent and humorous. I really admire you. Thanks.
@larsfinlay7325
@larsfinlay7325 Год назад
thank you for being a job creator.
@chilldude30
@chilldude30 Год назад
Yes. Thanks your service Georg.
@notyourdad
@notyourdad Год назад
The Ray Jay Kowling bit was gold - especially the part with the spoon.
@mantovannni
@mantovannni Год назад
I'm too busy jet skiing with Pierce Brosnan to watch the entire video.
@JakeANowhereMan
@JakeANowhereMan Год назад
Ya know I’m not as smart as you. But the fact that I feel as sad and cynical about our part of time is alarming. I guess it’s nice to know I’m not alone?.. love your vids.
@adventure3214
@adventure3214 Год назад
Perfectly timed queen update, keep on winging on.
@HalfOrcFighter
@HalfOrcFighter Год назад
I love your British snarky wit. It makes my American ass laugh my ass off.
@seveleleventwelve
@seveleleventwelve Год назад
3:48 that moment when garbage truck bursts into flames is fucking awesome!!! 😂😂😂😂
@JonasGrumby-OO
@JonasGrumby-OO Год назад
Long live the Shillmaster!
@augustoch.7341
@augustoch.7341 Год назад
I'm quite enjoying the Lord of The Rings TV show. It's like I'm reading the Simarillion all over again, but now, you know, with moving images and sound. And what the Queen was doing in Balmora? Doesn't she knows that Dark Elves are a wicked sort? No wonder she wound up dead.
@M2Mil7er
@M2Mil7er Год назад
Yes, but surely she was the N'wah in that situation. Not saying it's right but...
@deathbyastonishment7930
@deathbyastonishment7930 Год назад
I heard she was spotted at the eight plates, honestly what did she expect?
@Hugsloth
@Hugsloth Год назад
Rings of Power isn't actually a Silmarillion show, funnily enough. They don't have the rights to that. The entire show is just based on a couple poems and lore factoids about the Second Age that are mentioned in the text and/or appendices of the LOTR trilogy.
@augustoch.7341
@augustoch.7341 Год назад
@@Hugsloth yes, like I said its like reading it again, mostly due to the prose and characters. It just feel closer to the books than Jackson's trilogy. Its also based on The History of Middle Earth, not just some poems.
@Halbared
@Halbared Год назад
@@Hugsloth Thank goodness.
@PPKNexus
@PPKNexus Год назад
".....for all the hangers-on...." OOOooooooh! That's me! He mentioned me! I can't believe it!!!
@CybershamanX
@CybershamanX 2 года назад
I have a VPN. Um... Don't like the bad things, tho. Um... Just... Hey, have you seen the new Rings of Power? 😙🙄 I have things to say about that... But not what you might expect, actually. Not great things, but not utterly bad either. But Taco Bell just arrived. Bless the dashers of doors. 😉 Have to run! Tootles! 😊☮️ EDIT: Re: RoP. I'm not into all the "culture" crap, so don’t worry that I'm going to, um... Get your peanuts in my chocolate, if you catch my meaning... 🤪😜
@MpowerdAPE
@MpowerdAPE Год назад
I could watch a good dumpster fire for minutes.
@tttm99
@tttm99 Год назад
Welcome home 👍
@mikenolan73
@mikenolan73 Год назад
The spoony reference made me feel so old. Spoony is someone I enjoyed so much on channel awesome back in the day but he disappeared up his own arse.
@Eron2828
@Eron2828 Год назад
Big... Ass... Mutherfuckers?
@elstevobevo
@elstevobevo Год назад
I signed up for Atlas. I love it! Thanks for the recommendation!
@ricardobimblesticks1489
@ricardobimblesticks1489 Год назад
RU-vid has helped me overcome my aversion to wishing people were in serious car accidents.
@lollmaowtf
@lollmaowtf Год назад
Message received loud and clear. Taking my spoon to meet PewDiePie immediately.
@davispeterson1876
@davispeterson1876 Год назад
I am so glad that someone acknowledged that weird ass era of early RU-vid when fucking Spoony managed to one of the big fish. Shame he's such a douchenozzle, 'cause the dude was genuinely really funny (most of the time anyway. Some of his shit REALLY hasn't aged well)
@sunshinejonson9060
@sunshinejonson9060 Год назад
You're a legend, man. Been watching your channel since the start. Not the start, but the start of your growth. Not your growth, but your channel growth. Well, not the growth but when the RU-vid suggested I watch your channel when the growth was growing, near the start but not the very start. Look, I can get dates for you if you like but I'm not sure about all this now so I'm just gonna get my plug for Hiptang in and leave. Hiptang! Bye
@emeraldcelestial1058
@emeraldcelestial1058 Год назад
2:22 legend status comedy
@bebepopsr
@bebepopsr Год назад
This channel is a gem
@michaelsoltesz3779
@michaelsoltesz3779 Год назад
My plan was to blow up and then act like I don’t know nobody, but you make some good points. So many dumpster fires! The world has become a dumpster fire. Maybe I can sell empty fire extinguishers? 🤔 You are my hero!
@rsmith4339
@rsmith4339 Год назад
Finally I've heard someone else voice my suspicions about VPN's . It just seems pretty clear logic . Or am I crazy ? Hold on, let me see what the voices have to say .
@joshsalwen
@joshsalwen Год назад
Ugh, too true. Too sad. Thanks for being thoughtful
@stairway2000
@stairway2000 Год назад
This was just an elaborate way of telling Atlas VPN to bugger off then?
@toska8664
@toska8664 Год назад
That was the funniest Ad read of all time. Period.
@unduloid
@unduloid Год назад
You try to steal my identity? Joke's on you; I don't even _have_ one!
@alexp.4270
@alexp.4270 Год назад
It physically pains me that Georg is not a bigger name. I mean, you could spell it like Geeeooorge. Oh, also I think this channel should be more popular.
@pr0ntab
@pr0ntab Год назад
Underraaattteeeeddddd comment
@SianaGearz
@SianaGearz Год назад
Let me try: ɢᴇᴏʀɢ Oh no, it shrunk in the wash. Damn low thread count fabrics!
@dfailsthemost
@dfailsthemost Год назад
Man, a celebrity could "write" an autobiography titled My Struggle and it wouldn't raise an eyebrow. Thanks, man. Always good to check in and refresh my despair.
@MrLeafeater
@MrLeafeater Год назад
Knowing your friends would just use it to strengthen their Brands, is a great counter to the occasional urge to harm oneself.
@yuriinthedark
@yuriinthedark Год назад
Which brings me to my book “MY STRUGGLE” jesus georg lmao
@sunnohh
@sunnohh Год назад
This time next week we are all back with lambos
@ScowlieMeerkat
@ScowlieMeerkat Год назад
I mean if you'd only titled this "How to be the next Spoony" then I'd have watched it 3000 times yesterday.
@Bleilock1
@Bleilock1 Год назад
i cannot believe i heard the name Spoony there... havent heard that name in the loooooong while, never imagined id hear it in this manner though god i love Georg! thank you for existing man, when i found out your channel 4 years ago, i knew ive found gold, thank you for being such a beautiful beacon of light, in these times when it seems that everything is drenched in shit
@blah2blah65
@blah2blah65 Год назад
I signed up for Atlas VPN to prove to the government that I have nothing to hide.
@DominicJacksonFilm
@DominicJacksonFilm Год назад
this is so meta I almost lost track of if I am awake or in some kinda nightmare
@db5823
@db5823 Год назад
Now I know how to. Thank you. I can with this information, ready and prepared. A road map to to do the finding, insights to success with building meaningful barracuda. Hiptang.
@dandeeteeyem2170
@dandeeteeyem2170 Год назад
My Struggle 😂 Best dumpster fire footage I've seen in one place, well done!
@BinarySounds
@BinarySounds Год назад
This one's a homerun.
@kaeltaylor9505
@kaeltaylor9505 Год назад
I love your intros when you throw something weird into it haha great sense of humour mate
@borgstod
@borgstod Год назад
Aspire to own a lava lamp; that's the message here.
@poeterritory
@poeterritory Год назад
I learned more in this video than from all my years on RU-vid.
@baritonetenor
@baritonetenor Год назад
this is the best video to get me laughing after feeling like shit for a week
@1pcfred
@1pcfred Год назад
If you think you're having it bad remember this ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-m-Wq0fTrSb4.html
@derrickmiles5240
@derrickmiles5240 Год назад
He's living in a material world, but he's not a material girl.
@JoeBleasdaleReal
@JoeBleasdaleReal Год назад
Oatmeal.
@ClockworkGearhead
@ClockworkGearhead Год назад
After watching this video, I realized that maybe, just maybe, we _should_ just end it all in nuclear hellfire. I might even be the moral thing to do.
@KP-yq8id
@KP-yq8id Год назад
Love the ending. Atlas sponsor so many RU-vid channels. Refreshing to see this fuck off approach 😂
@RedMeansRecording
@RedMeansRecording Год назад
George you're so very important and good
@chenzenzo
@chenzenzo Год назад
Good luck with the new place George!
@all1nerd377
@all1nerd377 Год назад
I haven't been notified of your work for months despite having a bell in my pocket.
@NetanyahooWarCriminal
@NetanyahooWarCriminal Год назад
Been burying my own trash for years, saves loads
@freddyarm7927
@freddyarm7927 Год назад
I think my struggle is a book you made while in prison while being in a very friendly political group.
@Henilegasp
@Henilegasp Год назад
😂
@euansmith3699
@euansmith3699 Год назад
If you use the code "George Rockall-Shill" you can get 10% off your subscription to Hip-tang VPN.
@dc9662
@dc9662 Год назад
I love your channel because you have images of my two favorite things: 1. Garbage 2. Fires Please continue to bring the funny. #CharactersWelcome
@MomocloCloverZetto
@MomocloCloverZetto Год назад
Best movie review channel.
@ExplorerElderStar
@ExplorerElderStar Год назад
Didn't expect a reference to Spoony
@wyndgrove9452
@wyndgrove9452 Год назад
Not the media analysis we deserve, but the one we need right now. Or is it the other way round? Either way, keep on trucking.
@ConradJupiter77
@ConradJupiter77 Год назад
The lizard queen is dead. Long live King Flappers.
@YoYo-gt5iq
@YoYo-gt5iq 10 месяцев назад
I like that there was an extra minute at the end
@Johny40Se7en
@Johny40Se7en Год назад
Keep the gravy train rolling is likely a euphemism for keep the snowball of sarcasm rolling, because it only grew as the video went on, and damn it was awesome! 😆🤣
@danielmcauley8746
@danielmcauley8746 Год назад
Nice to see you got a sponsor
@SianaGearz
@SianaGearz Год назад
It's all just Hiptang in disguise anyway.
@MyTv-
@MyTv- Год назад
Always crack me up, nice with some family friendly here on RU-vid!
@Pablo668
@Pablo668 Год назад
My Struggle. Who would ever call their book something like that?
@skazdal
@skazdal Год назад
The most humble man on earth once said "I'm humble. I'm very humble. I'm the most humble man I know".
@alexkidd7800
@alexkidd7800 Год назад
10/10 save my life told all my fellow community hall and other public notice areas
@joelsmith5613
@joelsmith5613 Год назад
Well he's no Lft. Col. Anonymous Bilgewater, but my god can he sell a virtually private network service
@OTOss8
@OTOss8 Год назад
Good timing with the Liz stuff.
@iivin4233
@iivin4233 Год назад
Without nuance my arms sales business is growing off the charts.
@adoredpariah
@adoredpariah Год назад
I often speak with people in Australia who use a VPN in order to play poker online as it is regionally blocked (I don't because those sites are mostly scams and full of cheaters). Another non-dodgy reason would include getting around regional restrictions/blocks in regards to media, such as video streaming sites (even youtube in some cases). On the topic of pirating, my 60 year old mum pirates movies and shows quite frequently without a VPN and I have no problem with that as she works a horrible job in aged care nursing and gets paid around the same as a McDonald's employee. So, everyone, think about the kind of love and care that gets put into your next McDonald's cheeseburger and then picture yourself as that cheeseburger in 50 years... Wait what were we talking about... Oh right VPNs... Yeah I kind of do hope they have been compromised by intelligence agencies as some seriously disturbed people have been using them to commit all sorts of horrid crimes for years, and frankly I also hope the companies enabling that kind of stuff get their comeuppance too. Sent from my smouldering trashcan.
@lifeisstr4nge
@lifeisstr4nge Год назад
Well, welcome to the bank, Craig!
@EmeraldLavigne
@EmeraldLavigne Год назад
I'm sorry for your nation's loss, Georg. Because a rich lady died.
@Hudson316
@Hudson316 Год назад
I can't tell if this was already done before the news broke yesterday or if the Liz/Leo bit got quickly edited in at the last minute. Either way bravo.
@jimkoral3824
@jimkoral3824 Год назад
Liz and Leo an item?! Will she abdicate the throne to live full-time with the "Lion" in the Hollywood Hills?
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