Skyrim, but NPCs spawn a Cheese Wheel every second 

Doug Doug failed to realize that cheese only gets better with age. Waiting 50 days wouldn’t help.

how the hell did you manage to sell cheese to people who spawn it every second

I love how the DougDoug charm is that you click the video thinking “Yeah, that’s a fun idea” and then about 1/5 of the way in you get distracted by some crazy consequence of the video gimmick and the rest of the video has 18 subplots about some completely insane, stupid, crazy, ADHD fuelled competition

The way the screams muffled as the cheese consumed the orphans

This wasn't even his gpu dying. This was skyrims engine buckling under the weight of cheese

Alduin just carpet bombing helgen with cheese is peak comedy

My family used to play Skyrim so often that they used to collect massive amounts of one specific item when they were bored. This includes my dad collecting plates, bread, sweet rolls, drugs, and yes, probably cheese wheels. My sister also collected troll skulls.

7:10 "...extra beating!" *BRUTAL EXECUTION* Good god that timing

Honestly the cheese wheels are a real fascinating way to look at npc pathing and behaviour in these games. You watch a bethesda programmer's labor manifest as the twon square or tavern where everyone gathers turns into the Wisconsin Cheese Vault

Glad for this quick 5 minute coding adventure

the concept of selling someone cheese in a world where literally everyone shits it out all the time has absolutely broken me

I think the reason waiting 50 days didn't work is because outside areas don't respawn. I remember in my first playthrough of Skyrim when I didn't know where I could safely store items I stored all my dragon bones/scales and magical items on one of the guard towers outside Solitude, and they never disappeared. So the cheese never despawned from Markarth which is why it wouldn't load

He keeps referencing his graphics card but the performance hit from that many objects is almost certainly the physics calculations, which is guaranteed piledriving the CPU exclusively. His 4070 is probably at like 25% utilization

If it wasn't Markarth I think it would've crashed while he was inside the Night Mother's coffin because that interaction takes an ETERNITY

doing some math, a skyrim cheese wheel is 2 pounds (0.9kg), and since one is spawning on an npc 5 times a second, that means an npc excretes 10 pounds (4.5kg) of cheese a second, meaning that at about the 1:45 hour mark where the game stopped loading, an actual number of 31,500 wheels of cheese would've been loaded by a single npc if the game wasnt lagging, and if the 5 wheels of cheese a second was constant throughout the whole video. making a single npc secrete about 63,000 (28,576 kg) pounds of cheese in an hour and 45 minutes. so that means that every day, a person in skyrim would need to shed 864,000 pounds (391,903 kg) of cheese, or the weight of a fully loaded Boeing 747. EVERY SINGLE DAY. and just to torture myself, that means the earth would gain about 6.912 x 10^15 pounds, or around the weight of Pluto. EVERY DAY.

16:13 Muiri floating there, armed crossed, floating by the power of cheese, makes her look like a hilarious cheese god

As a person made of cheese, I approve

As someone who spawns a cheese wheel every second I love unfathomable amounts of cheese

"The top scientists at NVIDIA have toiled for years, so we can watch a chicken shit out 69,000 wheels of cheese." I can't breathe 💀💀💀

11:57 Yes, thank you, Teddy Roosevelt Barbarian from D&D.

I'm gonna guess in the range of 200-300 cheeses before skyrim dies of cheese edit: after watching the first 3 seconds of the intro cairrage cutscene and seeing the very first cheese counter number I realize I have vastly underestimated the magnitude of cheese.

"These children are gonna have enough cheese to eat for months after I kill their grandma." Another quality quote from Doug

Doug: We need fire Me: oh, Doug's making fondue

20:19 Wow, he really waited 50 days, just look at that timer!

I remember when the guy hit 20 cheese in a stack and the bet for 21 was made, I was ready to doubt but Doug's "believe it's possible" speech made me believe

I love how in this speed run he was constantly distracted by breaking the cheese tower record.

7:20 jfc the brutality of that moment is insane.

i think its not his computer dying, but the whole skyrim universe being consumed and suffocated in cheese

The trick is to do the "Destroy the Dark Brotherhood" questline. It's shorter and still technically completes the Dark Brotherhood.

9:45 gotta love how the guard doesn't just fall down when the cheese collapses but he gently floats to the ground using the newly pooped out cheese to break his fall.

14:41 Obviously, the shopkeepers are more interested in import cheese. They don't have so much of that.

15:43 I love the Peggle sound effects :DD

Doug accidentally executing Grelod made me laugh harder than I have in a long time

I think the way to offset the CONSTANTLY spawning cheese, is to become a CHEESE HUNTER and begin picking up most of the cheese wheels that you see

4:17 Pinkie Pie!?!?!!!?! That's RAINBOWDASH!!!!!!!

17:20 I need fire..yet no mention of grilled cheese *smh*

The best thing about this is that he probably could have done it if he went fast, but instead he stood around watching the NPCs decimate his PC.

Awesome work

I love how fast this went from speedrun to cheese wheel tower competition

Imagine taking fall damage from standing too long on the growing cheese tower

I can’t believe people aren’t commending DougDoug for waiting five real days for the cheese wheels to despawn

14:17 "Pinkie pie looks horrible now!" Rainbow Dash looks at him all offended.

11:48 LinkPog said what were all thinking

i (lactose intolerant) watched this while suffering from a lactose-intolerance-attack and i'm suing doug for damages to the entire bottom half of my body and my house.

Imagine living in a world where cheese wheels continuously materialize under every living person but you, and no one else acknowledges that it's happening or pays any mind to the cheese itself.

if i had a nickle for every dougdoug skyrim video that included cheese in it...well i'd only have a few but it's weird how this keeps happening.

15:20 Don't worry! I'm watching at 360p!

1:02 alright im dead

11:43 Doug: “We’re gonna k!ll the miner.” Chat: “The ones in the orphanage wasn’t enough, huh?”

13:00 "If i wait an hour, is that enough?" "NOT AT ALL!!!"

11:44 Hearing an adult man say "The cheese is gonna increase soon..." in unironic distraught is all I've ever needed

6:40 she got scammed so hard lol

Words cannot describe how much I miss this style of content

I love it how NPCs went on from cheese running diarrhea, to sweating cheese wheels, to literally hovering above a jet of cheese wheels like they're all Iron Man.

i have never played nor seen this game before, this is my first impression of it. thank you.

Sheogorath's having a field day with this one.

I cannot describe the pure amount of excitement all of us in the stream experienced everytime there was someone in the 16+ levels of cheese tower I may be a chronic doubter, but I'll forever be a cheese believer

This takes 'cheesing Skyrim' to a whole different level.

This video helped me stand the pain of going home when the metro has broken down, its 0 degrees and its raining and windy. Thank you ❤️

I just got sent this out of the blue, and I'm so glad the first ever video of yours I've tripped over is the absolute PEAK of Skyrim, BREAKING Skyrim, and GLORIOUS CHEESE! ALL HAIL LORD SHEO!

I remember the coding portion of that stream being so painful to watch... and it wasn't getting the cheese to spawn. He spent so much time trying to just make a counter for the cheese 😅

I was here for this stream, one of the few I’ve seen live. The cheese counter was without question the most important part of the stream

why is this the kind of content RU-vid recommends me at two in the morning? i love it, but how am I supposed to sleep knowing this isn't a video I haven't watched

I watched so much of your content but this is the one where I have to subscribe. If only because it might convince RU-vid to give you a dollar more to contribute toward that 4080 you seem to need. Bless you.

Alduin dropping cheese turds on people made my day

Alright guys we're gonna do a cheese speedrun. *Continues to stare at every cheese tower in awe, defeating the purpose of "speed" run*

just imagine running into a room to see your children suffocate in 16 tons of cheese wheels

when you take "you never can have to much cheese on your food" to a whole new level

Damn, I remember this one from like half a year ago xD I also love how it eventually stopped being about beating Skyrim and became a search operation for the highest cheese tower :)

My boy Alduin out here flying around dropping Dick Cheese on all the townspeople like Santa Claus running out of time on Christmas Eve.

0:30 Says has extremely powerful PC. Also says has a 4070. *laughs in 4090*.

12 years of skyrim content, nothing left except cheese

6:55 I mean let’s be real, in a world where literally everyone is constantly producing cheese at a significant rate The fact Doug got any money for selling cheese is impressive

17:32 Cheesus Christ

I love that people just never stop playing Skyrim. I just started my new play through a week ago and you would never guess with what character. :)

Being able to finish the DB questline in 27' really epitomises my opinion that TES IV was much more mysterious. It was originally based on the TES V book explaining the entire DB, found in the entrance, but..

9:22 love the muffled voice when the cheese is in front of her

as a cheese wheel, i can confirm this is Skyrim

This was ridiculously entertaining at 2 am.

now this is a real benchmark

Can we take a moment to appreciate that one insane mofo that goes all around skyrim cleaning *ALL* the cheese EVERY MONTH?

I think 69,000 cheezes! 16:20 yo, It made it to 69k!

"One of the best computers money can buy" "4070"

4070... top creator saving on the nickles and dimes for his job.

Honestly, the cheese towering record got me more invested than any speedrun ever would.

I speak for all the residents of Wisconsin when I say that we applaud you for taking on the menace of cheese summoned by High Demon Elgrim. Times have been tough over here too.

Amazing video, stoked to stumble across the channel

the low graphics is kinda nostalgic, it reminds me of playing it on my computer back in 2015

2:18 "cheesus christ"

13:06 This is probably the funniest part of the video to me because it's Doug accidentally discovering tech used in actual Skyrim speedruns

I decided to ask ChatGPT to recreate the "I Have A Dream" speech, except it being about cheese, and it's beautiful. Here's what it gave me: I have a dream that one day, in the land of cheese, all varieties and flavors will be judged not by their texture or aroma but by the content of their character. I have a dream that we will come together, as cheese enthusiasts, from all corners of the world, and celebrate the diversity that cheese brings to our plates. I have a dream that one day, people will not be limited by the boundaries of their palates, but rather, they will embrace the vast expanse of cheeses that exist. Whether it be the sharp cheddar or the creamy brie, whether it be the stinky blues or the mild mozzarellas, we shall enjoy them side by side, united in our love for fromage. I have a dream that one day, the children of this cheese-loving nation will grow up without prejudice or bias against any cheese. They will be free to choose their favorite cheese, whether it's a humble Swiss or an exotic Manchego, without fear of judgment. I have a dream that cheese boards will one day be a symbol of unity and togetherness, where people from all backgrounds will gather to share and savor the delightful assortment of cheeses, breaking bread (or perhaps crackers) together in harmony. I have a dream that the cheesemongers and artisans will be celebrated for their dedication to crafting the finest cheeses, and their stories will be shared and cherished by all. We will honor the farmers and the cows, goats, and sheep who provide us with the milk to create these delectable wonders. I have a dream that, in the cheese-loving land, we will appreciate the art of pairing cheese with the perfect wine, the ideal fruit, and the most exquisite charcuterie. Together, we will raise our glasses and toast to the symphony of flavors that bless our taste buds. So let us not judge cheese by its rind, but let us judge it by the content of its flavor. Let us come together in the spirit of cheese, to create a world where every cheese lover can savor their favorites, and where the cheeses of the world can coexist in perfect harmony. I have a dream that one day, in the land of cheese, we will all say, "Free at last, free at last, thank Cheesemonger, we are free at last!"

In videogames you can live your wildest dreams. Mine was downing 100 cheese wheels per minute

You know, "everyone on the planet starts materialising cheese wheels under their feet every second" could probably make for a good horror / disaster movie

I can’t believe the feeling my ancestors felt discovering new sustenance and conquering dangerous animals is the same feeling Doug evoked from chat when a virtual tower of low-resolution cheese wheels reached a height of 23 instead of 19

Damn I somehow didn't know Skyrim had a dark brotherhood storyline at all, I don't recall ever playing these quests

Ulfric and tullius breaking down the civil war to a cheese stacking contest is hilarious

8:05 "Bye kids!" "Agh!!!"

This episode made me realize how much doug can sound like lightning mcqueen at times

7:14 WTF! I didn't expect such straighfoward approach 🤣🤣🤣

People just don't know what else to do in this game. Love it.