So I streamed some mods for Half-Life... 

"the headcrabs are mountain dew" is name of my new horror movie

"That's one less horror in the world." "I'll make it two." Legitimately great pre-mortum one liner.

The part that always kills me with this video is when he tries to skip to the final boss and somehow ends up in Nazi Germany, Xen with that dumbass music playing in the background. His reaction is golden.

4:20 This brings me back some memories of "Crack-Life".

I don't know why "Freenis" cracks me up so much.

"what language do you speak" "commodore 64" "thats not a language" "0:26"

The Penguin's voice Guy is Now dead, he was a very known person in Spain ;( Rip Chiquito la calzada

I don’t speak spanish, but I understand enough to be reasonably sure those are some very foul-mouthed penguins. No pun intended.

I thought that this mod is normal. 1:39 But 5 bullets in a double barrel shotgun? That crossed the line

Ah... I love smell of hot garbage in the morning.

4:27 had me dying.

1:06 - you expected a headcrab zombie, *BUT IT WAS ME, DIO!*

Added these to the list...think the world deserves to suffer a full Walkthrough with No Deaths and No Commentary of these works of art

E S T A T U S : E R E C C I Ó N

The penguins yelling “IJOPUTA” literally killed me

1:58 he ran to turn off the light That is the greatest thing ive ever seen

1:15 *WRYYYYYYYYYYYY*

"I coudn't fit in 9 inches even if i was a super hero" 10/10 B E S T L I N E

I love how desensitized jolly is, That he dosen't even question the absurdity of these mods.

2:31 the terror known as OVA Dio

The "IO PUTA" Chiquito penguins are the best thing I've seen all week

For those curious, the voice at 3:16 and the penguin's is from a Spanish comedian called Chiquito de la calzada. I certainly didn't expect him to be in a Half-Life mod XD

1:08 Hello Dio... *SAIKOU NI HIGH TE YATSU DA*

2:39 Leaked audio of Jollys brain cells everytime he plays hard mods

W I N D O W S V I S T A

2:28 sad to see no one else realized that was just a picture of MC Ride for his face lmao

2:02 that kills me EVERY.TIME.

I'm happy Captain Dickhead is apart of this mod.

1:10 Dio, the first Joestar that dominated the Spin techniques

This isnt normal. Its gonna get worse...just keep watching..

“...about 20 minutes ago and I’m still trying to find my files.” *_*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP_**

1:47 I like how this is the most sane character in the entire mod

So evey time that the solar system aligns, jolly releases a new video

2:31 W H O ' S B E E N D R A W I N G D E C K S

1:47 makes me cry-laugh and I don’t know why

"Was that you knocking?" "I didn't even know we still had a door." *Runs away* Jolly: wait where'd you go?

Ah this brings back memories of your Crack-Life videos. Keep it up, man, you're just as entertaining as ever, and the text+voice combo is spot on. Love you man.

"Le hemos puesto el Windows Vista. Es arriesgado, pero de momento funciona bien."

0:59 *WHOSBEENDRAWINGDICKS*

Nobody: Hairdressers cutting my hair: 0:26

0:09 when a cow welcomes you to the rice fields

1:09 It actually makes sense why the Headcrab zombies are DIO, let me explain. In the 1997 JJBA OVA of Stardust Crusaders (in which this DIO is the main antagonist) in the final battle between Jotaro and DIO there briefly appears a 7up sign, which by weird conicidence in the next shot you can see DIO looking towards the sings direction and similling. Now I'm not sure if it's a fanbase in-joke or was the joke started by a popular streamer Vargskelethor, but what I do know is that from these two shots in the OVA it is joked that DIO likes 7up. What has this have to do anything with this half-life mod? Well, as previously seen headcrabs are retextured into 7up cans, and since it's jocked about that DIO likes 7up, it makes sense why headcrab zombies are retuxtured into DIO.

If anybody is looking for the song at 5:22/5:24, it's a mix of Catgroove & Everyday I'm Shuffling. The one used in the video is a direct rip of Everyday I'm Catgroove by Mincho1994.

"HELLO FREENIS. MY NAME IS CAPTAIN DICKHEAD" is one of the best lines I've ever heard in any game.

I need those dio zombies

1:06 T-posing Dio, something I thought I'd never see an enemy retextured to.

3:09 “dawaj na ring” mariusz pudzianowski song in the background. Lol

You thought it was a zombie BUT IT WAS ME *_DIO_*

0:39 song is Rjd2 - Ghostwriter for anyone looking.

2:09 “Is that a furry?” - Jolly

"About 20 minutes ago and I'm still trying to find my files." *accursed screech* aaaAAaah

He walks out of the room and the first thing he sees is a miltank. I wanted to forget about whitneys battle

Hunt down the Freeman: Forever (2018) ~ First Gameplay

"Hello and welcome *TO THE RICE FIELDS MOTHERFUCKER* I'm your holographic assistant" I'm so done with this one

5:50 south park en español

Enemy: Cleary a pokemon just like in the games Jolly: F U R R Y D E T E C T E D

0:39 RJD2 - Ghostwriter ...at least they have good taste in music.

0:35 My sleepycast detectors are off the charts.

The part with penguins absolutely killed me, I was dying so hard. 😂 4:27

Nice video. My congratulations to the person in charge of the subs. I liked how they got the spanish translation and references.

Samus-thing : "That's one less horror in the world" Jolly : "I'll make it two" (Proceeds to kill the Samus-thing) Jolly you savage

3:55 Top 10 Rage Screams of all time.

Muda-da.

Jessie and James: prepare for trouble and make it double In a apparel universe: That's one less horror in the world... Jolly: Make it two

Isn't the second one just a reskin of Crack-Life?

Chiquito penguins, amazing

4:20 i bet jolly got a tidal wave of ptsd once that soundbite played

0:34 What is that text-to-speech voice? Where can I get it? WHERE?! btw: FREENIS

0:16 General Kenobi!

DAMU DAMU DAMU DAMU DAMU

When they start speaking Spanish. *KOWALSKI ANALASIS

I like that you use the credits song, because a credits song has a “its (finally) over” vibe. Of like driving off into the sunset and getiing out of there.

"Thats one less horror in the world" "I'll make it two" My sides are hurt.

That legit sounds like a great action movie; ‘Nazis vs Penguins’.

That’s one less horror in the world... “Ill make it two” *shoots “guard”* Lolllllll

3:43 when jumpscare face become melee weapon....

"NO YIFFING! NO! BAD!"

Something tells me that the scientist at 2:19 is MC Ride... I don't know man, my balls just tingle every time I look at his eyes.

Out of everything that I have to see, a T-posing and spinning DIO is something that I didn't expect

4:55 top tier death sound

WHOS BEEN DRAWING DIKS?

It's strange to watch footage from a stream I was there for, you realise how much good stuff gets left out.

2:55 *That could be a secret message of some sort...*

having watched part three already, i can say, i love this part of the mod, just this part.

Wangcore, in two years of viewership, this was the first time I've watched you live. I can confidently say I will never make that mistake again. Well done mate.

Jolly, the last mod was a kind of spanish rip-off of crack life with some spanish memes, more like what Grezzo Due is for the italian memes. I'm a spaniard and I lost my shit with the penguins screaming "IOPUTA" with a higher pitch Fav part: 5:03

I wish I could've seen the whole livestream, This was something else.

I like how every time Jolly turns around, the penguins are closer than before and higher in pitch. xD

This is why we love you Jolly, you play the shit no one else wants to.

Thank god he uploaded it before that whole bath thing. Quack

its absolutely great! i love all your vids about HL i can watch it again and again :D awesome! :D

Le hemos puesto el windows vista, es arriesgado pero de momento funciona bien. Atte: voz de Juan en Loquendo.

WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Ver este video siendo un latinoamericano es una experiencia muy distinta. Es muy chistoso ver a angloparlantes tratando de subsistir en el humor en español.

5:32 hit-man

This is my new favorite channel lol

5:48 Este programa es ireal y grosero, Las voces celebres son pobres imitaciones y debido a su contenido nadie lo debe ver... South park opening advertise in spanish...

That was absolutely beautiful. We need more mods like these.

Headcrabs jumping with Joel's "Who's been drawin DIECKS" is just the best

Watching this with captions on adds so much