South Park Characters I Could Beat in a Fight 

I was curious, thank you.

I'd fold you like paper.

And absolutely ripped & sweet

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That's cool and all, but how tall and heavy are you?

oh fuvk

Ain't no way he can beat mysterion since he's pretty much immortal

@@fletchqc9900 he's also a 4th grader that's very easy to kill. I mean he's relentless I'll give him that.

@@fletchqc9900 while he is immortal, he needs to wait until tomorrow to resurrect, so blooms would still win.

@@fletchqc9900 while he is immortal, he needs to wait until tomorrow to resurrect, so blooms would still win.

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i mean homophobia should mean fear of gay people. should because phobia=fear.

@@snakyYT that was the joke

So… the actual meaning of homophobia

​@@dogwashthefirst597 No, because Homophobic now just means you don't like Gay people, not necessarily because you're scared of them. If Homophobia meant what it should, there would be very few cases of it, at least anywhere but Texas and Arkansas.

He killed someone's parents and put their flesh in a chilli soup

@@bobuxman1434 again, you'd win the battle but lose the war

@@keksidy yea

Cartman is easy to fight just throw kfc on the ground and shoot him as he goes for it.

He trained Craig to fight tweek and won a fight between a midget and the main reason he lost to Wendy because there was a cage behind them, if there was no cage there he would have a chance at winning.

eric cartman would get beaten and end up killing everyone you love behind your back then feeding you them

You gotta put eric in the ground or whoop him so bad he doesnt seek revenge because well its cartman

Cartman is the Batman of the Southpark Universe.

You'll also probably have to kill him the during the fight. If you give him time to recoup he will almost certainly find a way to ruin your life in an incredibly cruel manner.

@@guythatdosethingssometimes2651 such as turning your parents into chili and feeding them to you

Imagine if cartoon tried to ruin someone like the jokers life, which probably won't happen since you cant break whats already broken

Cartmen and Kevin mcalaster are both equally prep time based

Then after the fight cartman takes revenge in a fucking disturbing way

Lol, you sound like a Swagkage video lmao

@@otro_random_del_monton9875 "NANANANANA NA! I MADE YOU EAT YOUR PARENTS! NANANANANANA-"

Only if you're not allowed to hurt them.

​@@MouldMadeMindyea I was gonna say, those must have been some weak ass adults, but then I remembered they'd get in huge trouble if they broke an arm or something

Very true. I was one of the kids who got beat by my dad and gave me severe anger issues in elementary school and at the worst I picked up an entire desk with my teacher sitting on it to try to stop me. I literally can't even lift half as much weight now and it's been 10 years I seriously don't understand either but at least I got therapy and help and stopped doing that

Why are they putting 8 year olds in juvie lol

And if he was to be resurrected, he would likely be more careful and likely do the Roshambo

Fr

That time he got mad at kyle but that was only a nose bleed tbh

He didn’t even give poor Pip a chance 😭

The dodgeball part too

there’s no possible way of beating kenny... as soon as you think it’s over, the fight starts back up again

@@pixigirldust kenny is the epitome of, "i didn't hear no bell"

​@@communistskeletonpiss he's the epitome of "I can do this all day"

I feel like you don't lose to kenny, The universe just causes him to die halfway through from some unrelated accident.

@@aquamarinerose5405 maybe, but he has some of the best hands in the series and he will always come back no matter what, at one point your not gonna have the will to kill the same 9 yr old child again

Even aside from that, PC principal could beat most people

I've always wondered, if all their powers are make believe how do they work against adults like cops and literal aliens

@@ebsishdvdhsbd idk frankly, I'm just going off of what little connection between TFBW and the show (which is a few episodes confirming only one character having powers (Kenny)), so it's all just guesswork

and timmy’s as well

@@diverwerk.223 fair, but if I remember correctly Timmy is mentioned in the video. I mostly mentioned Craig because he's essentially just REALLY strong with no explanation (I think). So that may mean he's just normally that strong, or it may be adrenaline based.

@@professorantasma6591 true

They also have damaged lungs because underage smoking. They'd be gassed out in no time.

they shipped a kid to scottsdale

And one of them has a fucking knife.

Nah, 0 energy. Destroy them.

Shouldn't be too hard.

Simple, if I carve his face on with a bat, ez dubs

Yeah, it's an EZ W unless its The Fractured But Whole Chaos because of Chaos Beam, Chaos Confus-O-Tron, and all of his chaos minions, then again, that applies for all TFBW characters.

And his nut punch is strong enough to make a face red with pain.

[insert unfunny futa joke]

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And have him use a dodgeball

I'm pretty sure that was a story he told but it was fake.

@@babysnake297 it was a false memory from an episode full of false memories

@@Skid_Master_Wheatley I’m 99% sure Kenny actually killed death in season one like episode six I think

@@kaylynecarr42 nah death killed him and it was in stan’s dream where he remembers false memories people tell

Not to mention the two have fight fought before

Yep he ran around the world in less than a second.

And the archery factor too

Pip is now to the blooms cinematic universe what vriska is to homestuck, a character so controversial they need to be locked into a isolation chamber to not cause further chaos

Nah no one can beat pip he is the strongest character (not

I could punt that mfer across the room like a football

Yeah man Pip is an absolute beast. (Please help me the Pip fans are holding me captive.)

@@TraumaSandwich I'm one of those Pip fans :)

Same! The editing helps the pacing and makes the video 6ft 200IBS

And the nut punch

Butters would honestly beat the living shit out of you if you pissed him off

Beeeeeeeffff caaaaaakkkeeee

Beefcake!

BEEFCAKE!

I hear he’s 6’3 200LB but don’t quote me

BEEFCAKE

Normal ass crabs can already pinch off your fingers. I don't want to know what those huge ass pincers can do....

@@bartvansliedregt5482 see that's something I'm not sure about, I'd assume they are powerful but I don't remember seeing them use their claws , but they still have pretty short reach, so maybe a 50/50 chance lol

Then again, they could also be extremely strong crabs. Have you ever seen big crabs do things with their pincers? They can cut your fingers clean off. And given this is a fight, I wouldn't be surprised if the crab people could do that. Also, *crabs can regrow lost limbs.* So even if you get rid of one of their legs, they can come back again. Edit: Bold of you to assume I'm thanking you for likes.

@@bartvansliedregt5482 Stan or Kyle beat them up lil buddy

He literally got such money that he afforded tons of minions and a big mecha

@@bobuxman1434 yet in game couldn’t pay his minions, so lost your house for you

@@cheddarsmith6568 but he did get em back with a side quest

Probably because he's only 6ft 3 200Ibs ykno?

A Canadian baby

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my bad

Yeah but we're walking about 9-year-old Tolkien not adult Tolkien

@@solluxander2421 YOU MONSTER

@@solluxander2421 super racist smh

And french

@@rverusu 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑french

Pip actually goes into rage when mistaken for French so that’s be an advantage

Pip would just surrender because French.

Yea, after days of scheming and setting it up

Much Appreciated

Cwtchy moment

Mr Slave would literally Devour him lemmi winks style

Francis

Pip also killed an entire Chinese dodgeball team in one shot

Much appreciated

He also beat up his own dad

Dude he punched a hole through a mechanical head with his bare hand. He's beating any man on the planet alive rn in unnarmed combat.