Spurt - Critical Role (C2E50) 

Imma try that line next time in bed with the missus

@@HioshimaFried underrated comment

Lol its even better because spurt Is just a kobold stat block from out of the book

Literally yolo personified in a dumb as a brick package = hilarious fuck ups

fun fact, this was not a planned character by Chris. He was just in the studio because he was filming something else there and Matt was like "you wanna play a kobold tonight?"

He also created laughs, pvp, and died. Truly... a verse d&d experience.

Chris Perkins is Dnd. Since he’s taken over at Wizards everything coming out for Dnd has been great!

and played the nat 1 perfectly.

Almost like it was scripted! 🤣 😉

Speedrun DnD, 100% completion

Ten times as bright but equally as short

@@magiv4205 eleven times

@@devidevil888 i am so sorry i missed the obvious opportunity

@@magiv4205 *_ELEVEN DAYS!_*

And you no take candle!

I love Caleb's - "Oh, that is less appealing"

GammaAlanna lol yeah it’s great

Darkvision in darkness equates to dim light. Dim light equals disadvantage on perception checks Darkness is still darkness, essentially.

Ashen Wuss true true

@@ashenwuss1651 I miss the days when there was actual dark vision and also low-light vision. Current Dark vision is just old low-light vision. I remember dark vision before you could see clearly in darkness but you actually got penalties in bright light.

As a Spurt.🌹

In 11 minutes.

Died as he lived. Loudly.

he died doing what he lved. shrieking and flat

Last words “I win!” You did indeed my friend.

I think he was very pleased with what he had accomplished

I don't think je even used a character sheet, he was clearly using the Kobold inventor statblock from Volo's.

I hope he has a wall of all his created character sheets

Train LeChoo lmao just Shale and Spurt’s semi-crumpled character sheets framed up on his wall

For a second, I thought he was gonna fold it up and tear it in half.

Nor was Spurt incorrect.

I showed an animatic of that scene to my group, and now EVERYONE will just randomly bust out with a *"ELEVEN DAYS!"* XD

@@dobythejank my fav animatic ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-2HvGFFIP5Hk.html

He was the hero we needed right now, but not the hero we deserved

“BOY, ITS DARK DOWN HERE!”

Rhetorical Tic-tac Not that He was wrong in the end.

What's especially great is they can live something like 135 years before dying of old age...just few if any ever make it that far.

@@VegetaLF7 The race stats literally say "but rarely do so."

@@aidancox5481 He literally said "few if any ever make it that far" so what are you trying to correct?

@@tezla6332 I don't think it was a correction, more of an addition

And what a wonder he was.

and still he might have a longer backgroundstory than my character XD or most characters! just for the fun

I agree

I wish he lasted longer....

@@Aloysius_OHare so does he.

one of Marisha her best moments ever

Not to many times you can say that and not be weird

Unintentional Foreshadowing

And easily one of the darkest

@@roz9738 That's what makes it so funny

Enlarge only increases one size so enlarged not is just an average-sized person

enlarge double's the target's size in all dimensions, nott is 3 feet tall, so enlarged nott is just 6 feet tall

6 foot tall goblin

That's how Enlarge works. Nott is Small, so she becomes Medium size

She would also weigh 8 times as much after being enlarged, so even if she’s only 40-70 lbs in her normal form she would weigh 320-560 lbs afterwards.

Spurt did 9 11

kobold

so much accidental foreshadowing

@@alexmohr8135 might've been intentional in some level. i'm pretty sure when he played Shale he wanted her to die too.

Spurt is a fitting name, as it in Danish means sprint aha

Funny thing is, Spurt was supposed to just be an NPC. Matt brought Chris in basically as a joke.

@@EightThreeEight so like, what was chris perkins doing on the critical role set? he was just hanging out and matt's like "hey wanna do something funny"

@@willnelson9906 His Between the Sheets episode was filmed the same day.

@@starsgears9200 it’s good having cool friends lol

Whis the first?

@sugarplum isawesome 13:20

Oh this aged so well

@@kuroneko1813 I don't like the sounds of that

@@kuroneko1813 Like fine wine...

Even worse when it IS her boy...

Apparently, Spurt was supposed to be an NPC, but Chris stopped by to watch the show that night because he was in town to film "Between the Sheets". And randomly, Matt asked if he wanted to sit in as this kobold. 😂😂 Edit- thanks for the correction!!

@@BornAScout small correction, he was there to film an episode on Critical Roles show "Between the Sheets"

Saint Bigfoot because they’re both immortal and this is their disguise for the moment

@@jordanw2009 They will ascend sooner than later

@@shinyblue4774 They already have ascended, they simply deign to grace us mere mortals with their presence.

“22 to hit against you.” “Pfft! Okay.”

Would love to see Shale interact with the M9

You mean a campaign with Chris as a permanent char 😂

@@GammaAlanna Correct me if i'm wrong but didn't Shale also die not long after his Vox Machina encounter?

She did according to Chris, and Matt said that was canon, but he then sent in a video as Shale for a one-shot saying something along the lines of - rumours of my death were false. So I think only CP knows if she is still alive any more haha

@@GammaAlanna It was one of the tweet vids sent for the wedding

Imagine an Artillerist who rides their Eldritch cannon?

If you play a Kobold Warsmith, you can give yourself near omnipresent advantage on spell attacks while inside or during nighttime with your defender.

As a player that has witnessed a kobold artificer can be fun but not good at memory

As someone who plays a kobold battle smith, I can tell you it is incredibly fun XD

I made one as a cook, whose iron guardian was a cauldron with legs.

Just like Sprinkle.

@@imperator_productions doesn't count if it's just spiritual

:'(

Real Chaos Hours.

And that's saying something when the table has Sam and Laura already there.

Big Chumby and spiritually, sprinkle

Crystal Lotecki And Frumpkin. Repeatedly. If that counts.

Ah yes my favorite critical role character, *Molluak*

@@Clarebear0925 molly would kill big chumby

Almost forjid

Their eye contact and the immediate wince as Matt goes for the dice is so underrated 😂😂

Fucking Rot Grubs, man. They're terrifying.

Same!

It's all the same but it never gets old

@@kezcrider6694 I think we all know of someone that will never get old

The Gods have arrived

I'm glad you enjoyed it!

Yes the editing is pristine ngl

This and the tiny details that, though I’ve matched this video at least ten times, I’ve only just noticed now. Like when Fjord pauses towards the beginning of trying to enlist Spurt as a guide, he goes “... Spurt” and the word spurs falls out of Travis’ mouth. Perfect, amazing little touch

Oh my gosh, Same!

And the tradition of the CR crew oneshotting potential companions without even noticing their mistake would have continued... xD

He died as he lived. A spurt.

Even better: he'll be a high level character...but he'll be level one of every character class.

@@hfar_in_the_sky That'd be abserd.

Stephen Pike I understood that reference

Epoch6 When Kobolds die their souls go to the next egg hatched, so maybe it could be a reincarnation of Spurt.

A Ruin Fighter Kobold.

It was over a year ago now!

@@GammaAlanna Even longer now..

im here from the future to tell you he's still making people cry-laugh with his glory

Thank you, that is really kind of you to say :)

@@GammaAlanna Keep up the great work. Stay creative!

When

@@hermitpurple3224 I think they mean all the mistress stuff in the beginning

Definitely not. I'm gonna be really surprised if C2 doesn't end with them together. Especially since Jester seems to have moved on from her crush on Fjord.

@@davidparkes7741 idk about that. Beau seems to sleep with everyone and has been persistently trying to get with Yasha to this day. I feel like jester deserves better.

@@kuropotato8097 I mean yeah sure, Beau's been with Keg, Reani plus others & yeah there is her thing with Yasha. Which lets be honest, is still in that early flirty stage despite the lateness of the overall storyline. Something that obviously can be blamed on Ashley's Blindspot filming schedule of the last few years. As for Jester, "she deserves better" like who exactly? Fjord? Lmao. Her crush on him has always been because of her idolized partner ideals from the romance novels & her overly-sheltered upbringing. After him it's not like she has better options in the Nein, i mean Caleb is still messed up mentally because of his past & what he did under Trent's control to even consider a romance. Cad is well, Cad & Molly is well, ya know. Too soon? I know the biggest obstacle to Beau-Jester becoming a thing is that Jester is "straight" but like, people figure out that they're not exactly straight as adults a lot more often these days. Especially if they had a strictly enforced, solitary childhood like Jester.

I know right?! I said that in an earlier chapter of Campaing 2

I was looking for this comment😂. There gorgeous!!

20 minutes. Close enough, though.

20 minutes. Close enough, though.

"I do all the important DM stuff, I do voices and then I die!"

There's a difference between accepting the death of a character you know you're only going to play once and the death of a character that you've been playing for years

Chris was there in person for unrelated business. Matt asked Chris if he wanted to join the table and take control of an npc that was planned. Chris was handed a stat-sheet for the Kobold Inventor monster from volo's guide to monsters and was told to have fun with it while it lasted. Quite literally the definition of "here for a good time, not a long time".

What I love is that Kobolds can live for something like 135 years...but tend to get themselves killed quickly so few if any ever make it that long.

@@VegetaLF7 and now I feel like making a superancient elder Kobold in one of my campaigns as an NPC quest giver... and the first question would be: "How did you got to live this long? BY NOT DYING"

Only one being can defeat Corona, spurt

Yeah it is. Apparently, Fjord (not always Travis, unfortunately) canonically says "Eldritch Blast" in the Texan accent every single time he uses it. Also, "I WIN" was one of the funniest moments in CR History.

“And how long do kobolds live?” _”E L E V E N D A Y S”_