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My Angry Rant minutes after seeing Star Wars: Rise of Skywalker TWICE! This is the Non-Spoiler Review, we will be doing a spoiler extended discussion soon!
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Комментарии : 28 тыс.   
@moneymaker21596
@moneymaker21596 4 года назад
So Anakin basically died for no reason as the “chosen one”
@AlexandraM689
@AlexandraM689 4 года назад
Exactly, his sacrifice was pointless
@bernardoheusi6146
@bernardoheusi6146 4 года назад
Anakin was a failure. He was supposed to be the chosen one, but wasn´t for WAY too long. Yes he betrayed the emperor- after the jedi were slaughtered and God knows how many people died from the war with the rebels, and countless civilians opressed and murdered.
@AlexandraM689
@AlexandraM689 4 года назад
@@bernardoheusi6146 was he? he was a mere pawn in the never ending war between Jedi and Sith , no one really gave a shit about him and his needs, no one cared about him as a person, his needs did not matter. He was manipulated by Palpatine and used by Jedi. No wonder he snapped;
@thedarkestnight9600
@thedarkestnight9600 4 года назад
Bernardo Heusi um the chosen one was meant to being balance to the force. 2 sith vs hundreds of jedi. Yeah not exactly balanced. He kills all the jedi but yoda and obi wan. Meaning 2 vs 2. Aka balance.
@beneadie7147
@beneadie7147 4 года назад
moneymaker21596 yes and that is why i’m so angry
@oscargold1554
@oscargold1554 4 года назад
I pirated it and i feel like Disney owes me money.
@hi4827
@hi4827 4 года назад
Oscar Gold or 2 hours of your life back
@chrisfern4699
@chrisfern4699 4 года назад
Lmao 🤣 bro thank you, you made my day
@Tyrfingr
@Tyrfingr 4 года назад
😂 omg hahahaha!!!
@RonsaRRR
@RonsaRRR 4 года назад
@Deborah RahnPaying for free things makes you a loser.
@Fyrecide
@Fyrecide 4 года назад
Well if you're an overprivledged, spoilt millennial, that would definitely add up.
@_IsrealPerez
@_IsrealPerez 4 года назад
I loved Finns beautifully written lines throughout the film “REY!!!!” 😭🙌
@tod213
@tod213 4 года назад
All that bitch does is scream in the movie. Or say idk just because.
@joseconchas9757
@joseconchas9757 4 года назад
lmao that’s what i was telling my gf, all he did was scream “REY!!!”. It was fucking annoying!!!!
@agochoa
@agochoa 4 года назад
How about the other one? “RREEEEEEEEEYY”. Lol
@TyloThorn
@TyloThorn 4 года назад
xD You seen HISHE yet?
@773superprguy
@773superprguy 4 года назад
The great Finn his entire arc, chasing around Rey for some sweet ass.
@cesar13315
@cesar13315 4 года назад
I just want to know when did palpatine smash
@DarthJoJoSage47
@DarthJoJoSage47 4 года назад
He didn't smash he just made a clone of himself who smashed Reyes mother to make rey wait a minute isn't that still palpatine smashing Rey's mother?
@demizson576
@demizson576 4 года назад
U mean… Rey's father was Palpatine's CLONE ?? Naaah, I'm not buying that.
@DarthJoJoSage47
@DarthJoJoSage47 4 года назад
@@demizson576 no bro its true, he made a young clone of himself
@hanshotlast
@hanshotlast 4 года назад
SSG MAGESTY when was that said in the movie? (I know it was in the book but you shouldn’t have to buy another twenty dollar book just to understand it)
@chickentendies4485
@chickentendies4485 4 года назад
@@Cringekeen hell yeah ;)
@heavenstorm6055
@heavenstorm6055 4 года назад
I used to think the sequel was a tragedy, but now I realize it's a comedy
@TwoInaCanoe
@TwoInaCanoe 4 года назад
It's a bad fanfic. Not a canon. I'll treat it this way. Luke, Leia and Han deserve better conclusion.
@fin4314
@fin4314 4 года назад
Abrams is a good comedian. Which is weird seeing how he can only steal the work of others
@amiradicoolisa8407
@amiradicoolisa8407 4 года назад
Joker reference
@TheAlienGangster
@TheAlienGangster 4 года назад
I’m gonna be a cynic and point out that comedies don’t end with death in plays, but the joke still works. Good one.
@st.wvllxw7238
@st.wvllxw7238 4 года назад
Joker reference
@Darthma94
@Darthma94 4 года назад
Good, good, let the hate flow through you.
@michaelknight4099
@michaelknight4099 4 года назад
Lol
@Darrkness
@Darrkness 4 года назад
Hey, its night rider.
@Kajinking
@Kajinking 4 года назад
Is a movie this bad legal?
@cornflakeshumunculus8373
@cornflakeshumunculus8373 4 года назад
The hate is strong with this one master.
@beowulf1563
@beowulf1563 4 года назад
@Siedler Joe No no. I've absolutely enjoyed every Star wars movie ever made until the last Jedi. I hate that movie with the passion and if this is anything like it........
@thepassenger6499
@thepassenger6499 4 года назад
Random woman: Who are you? Rey: Me: Don't you say it, I swear to god! Rey: I'm Rey....Skywalker! Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
@imheretojest2826
@imheretojest2826 3 года назад
Ironically, a palpatine is saying that.
@themanbehindthescreen8226
@themanbehindthescreen8226 3 года назад
Me toooooo !!! Nooo
@abramsullivan7764
@abramsullivan7764 3 года назад
Me to Rey: You stupid bitch
@lavish263team5
@lavish263team5 3 года назад
NO GOD PLEASE NO
@RaikenXion
@RaikenXion 3 года назад
felt like she stole the name, rey had no connection to the Skywalkers whatsoever she didnt even get to know Luke Skywalker.
@ibraheemriaz983
@ibraheemriaz983 4 года назад
The sequel trilogy did an injustice to Anakin, Luke, Leia & Han
@XxHUNT3RN4T0RxX
@XxHUNT3RN4T0RxX 4 года назад
Fr4nco_174 true
@samuraigeorge71
@samuraigeorge71 2 года назад
The prequels did an injustice to the back story of Star Wars. Star Wars ended with Return of the Jedi.
@bostondabman6351
@bostondabman6351 2 года назад
Yeah literally buried Anakin’s lightsaber IN SAND
@elastronomer8462
@elastronomer8462 Год назад
@@samuraigeorge71 the prequels existed before they were made into films.
@samuraigeorge71
@samuraigeorge71 Год назад
@@elastronomer8462 Not true. Lucas wrote the awful Phantom Menace script in the mid 1990's. He only had a few vague ideas for what the prequels could be before then.
@heyjacleu
@heyjacleu 4 года назад
The Skywalker saga concluded with Return of the Jedi. The End.
@cannabishornliu6119
@cannabishornliu6119 4 года назад
And it began with Episode 1. There was never a episode 7, 8 & 9! ;-)
@nutyyyy
@nutyyyy 4 года назад
Star Wars ended then. It wasn't perfect but compared to the Prequels and Sequels it's a masterpiece. Everything since the original trilogy has been sporadically interesting and if better executed could have been decent.
@codmate5409
@codmate5409 4 года назад
And most of us thought that was a pretty ropey film when it came out... The Empire is soundly defeated by little teddy bears FFS. The first two films were classics though. The first being a fantastic action fantasy and the second stepping into sci-fi film-noir territory; putting it so far ahead of the other films it cannot be overstated.
@joezacc235
@joezacc235 4 года назад
Except return of the Jedi sucks and this movie didn’t.
@grimjoe4739
@grimjoe4739 4 года назад
@@joezacc235 sure
@anonymousdan7205
@anonymousdan7205 4 года назад
*Spoilers Sure let’s just bury the lightsabers on Tatooine: - A place Anakin hated (sand, along with his mother being tortured to death there) - A place Luke wanted off of (his aunt & uncle also murdered) - A place Leia had no connection to aside from being a slave to Jabba ...Forget somewhere respectable like say Padme’s grave on Naboo
@MadsFeierskov
@MadsFeierskov 4 года назад
Because 'member Tatooine.
@Radb707
@Radb707 4 года назад
So don't bury them where the entire Skywalker family started from and whose saga is ending? Okay.
@manniman82
@manniman82 4 года назад
Dude, it was done there and that way for the OT memberberries... like everything else in this trilogy.
@TnPplaya16
@TnPplaya16 4 года назад
That would've been amazing right next to their mother, but that would've made more sense.
@rockthebeatdj
@rockthebeatdj 4 года назад
honestly? I didn’t even consider padmes grave until reading this comment. it would’ve felt even MORE full circle than going to tatooine. this movie wasn’t a complete failure, and JJ was written into a corner, but he chose to retcon TLJ which was bound to stir up divisiveness among fans
@justsaiyansteve
@justsaiyansteve 4 года назад
I like how the prequel memes are outlasting the sequels.
@olliedewsall
@olliedewsall 3 года назад
There’s sequel films ?!
@Ambatubossu
@Ambatubossu 3 года назад
@@olliedewsall he’s referring to episodes 7 and after
@kylemailey3670
@kylemailey3670 3 года назад
@@Ambatubossu woosh
@enlightenmentdoesntcomeeas5337
@enlightenmentdoesntcomeeas5337 2 года назад
they may have had their problems but at least they knew where they were going. Can't say the same for the sequels...
@fizzypainter2289
@fizzypainter2289 2 года назад
Prequels are so much more better. Yes dialogue is wooden but still the story make sense.
@kaillynni5979
@kaillynni5979 4 года назад
the chosen one prophecy that’s been around for over a millennia lasts for 30 years and then one of the most powerful sith to exist comes back like it’s nothing. like wtf
@abramsullivan7764
@abramsullivan7764 3 года назад
Yeah it's like what the fuck
@HanSolo__
@HanSolo__ 3 года назад
Well, legends say Sith DID lived for unnatural long time. Very few, but they did. They were pure madness and shit in it, but they could drain the energy of their sacred places and drain other Sith to drag this for a very long time.
@dtcomic1758
@dtcomic1758 4 года назад
Joe is more looking sad than angry *and that makes me angry*
@burnedbat680
@burnedbat680 4 года назад
Optic Comics it’s 3:00 in the morning lol
@saricubra2867
@saricubra2867 4 года назад
The Dark Side of the force is strong with him.
@bigboss9527
@bigboss9527 4 года назад
@@burnedbat680 The dark side of the force is a pathway to staying up till hours of the night some might consider to be.. Unnatural.
@manonamissionpart2
@manonamissionpart2 4 года назад
Star masterc that was hilarious
@Mellypepper
@Mellypepper 4 года назад
I left sad. They almost had it. There was some eh parts but they were so close! Then that last 5 mins...broke my heart.
@sfugid
@sfugid 4 года назад
I think Jeremy Jahns summarized this trilogy perfectly: "Its made by people that kinda know Star War-ish things but have no idea what Star Wars is"
@mattgreeves1721
@mattgreeves1721 4 года назад
Sabbath388 100% it’s made by a Comitee not by fans or knowledgeable people.
@AlexYBITW
@AlexYBITW 4 года назад
Exactly. It was made by corporate suits that have no knowledge of Star Wars, that have no love, passion or vision for it.
@TheAlienGangster
@TheAlienGangster 4 года назад
These sequels are cash-ins. Just think, Force Awakens released very soon after Disney acquired LucasFilm (only 3 years). I think it was rushed out the door by Disney to kickstart the money train for Disney’s Star Wars canon
@SubliminaIMessages
@SubliminaIMessages 4 года назад
The movies were made by a bunch of nihilists who thought that they could do a better job than George.
@SolarDragon007
@SolarDragon007 4 года назад
It also feels like it was made by people who had no vision or story to tell with this franchise.
@deathdealer036
@deathdealer036 4 года назад
I swear my little nephew wrote the film with names like “Finn, Rey and Poe” and the first order turning into the “last order” so cheesy
@SinWeissfell
@SinWeissfell 4 года назад
I dont have an issue aith the naming of the main cast, I prefer simple names over overly 'high fantasy' names. Star Wars has always been a franchise with very consise naming. Han. Luke. Maul. All very clear monosyllabilic names. Ana-kin. Obi-Wan. Pad-me. Two syllables but still very simple and straight forward. So tldr: the naming for the cast is perfectly fine, I agree on the naming of everything else tho, its getting rediculous
@thegreenmanofnorwich
@thegreenmanofnorwich 4 года назад
I don't mind the names. I thought the last order was sort of like a punchline to a joke that didn't land very well. It just felt a bit... nah. I got the impression that people didn't much care for e Empire, but not everything was awful for the bulk of the galaxy's population, but the last order is just plainly super evil for shits and giggles, so I just thought it was incredibly stupid.
@neeeee8525
@neeeee8525 3 года назад
Okay thats just nitpicking
@TvTink
@TvTink 3 года назад
@@SinWeissfell the last order makes it sound like palp knew he was gonna lose
@MariOmor1
@MariOmor1 2 года назад
You mean Final Order
@wyatt3552
@wyatt3552 4 года назад
Can we just agree that return of the Jedi is the last movie in the Skywalker saga.
@ogsloppnbiscuiitz1108
@ogsloppnbiscuiitz1108 3 года назад
That’s big factsss
@alfieharries
@alfieharries 3 года назад
Yep absolutly
@bbandthesv
@bbandthesv 3 года назад
Yes
@denizagca4186
@denizagca4186 3 года назад
No ones disagreeing with u there
@RRRRRRRRR33
@RRRRRRRRR33 3 года назад
There's how many movies in this franchise? 15 if we count the christmas specials? And among 15, only the 2 originals are really good, everything else is flawed as hell (and some are even unwatchable). I honestly don't understand how such a defective franchise is still alive and popular, it makes no sense whatsoever
@chrisheathman6449
@chrisheathman6449 4 года назад
We waited 4 years to find out Snoke was a test tube baby.
@SMunro
@SMunro 4 года назад
Of who? Luke cloned from his hand?
@MrXmoda
@MrXmoda 4 года назад
noone gives a shit about snoke
@isr2879
@isr2879 4 года назад
@@MrXmoda Literally everyone cared about him until the last jedi.
@SL-ho6ef
@SL-ho6ef 4 года назад
@@isr2879 really? I don't have any social media accounts, other than RU-vid if that counts, so I don't keep up with what people are talking about but my brothers and i all thought that snoke was a very underwhelming villain from the start. One of the few things I actually liked about the last the jedi is that they killed snoke. Idk maybe it's just me but I've also never liked palpatine either and this movie didn't change that, he was the worst part of the film for me
@purefoldnz3070
@purefoldnz3070 4 года назад
and....?
@mattwho81
@mattwho81 4 года назад
Its obvious now that Disney had no plan going in to this trilogy other than to make money.
@ge2719
@ge2719 4 года назад
now? they have admitted as such while making them. thats not a secret.
@FaithfulofUltramar
@FaithfulofUltramar 4 года назад
It’s more insulting cause they flaunted this by basically saying everyone is a moron and will buy anything with Star Wars slapped on it. Disney Star Wars is not cannon and nobody can change my mind. I’m sticking with EU and KOTR
@mikedecarlo9602
@mikedecarlo9602 4 года назад
This movie was good in my opinion... y’all are so negative
@FaithfulofUltramar
@FaithfulofUltramar 4 года назад
Mike DeCarlo ya basic
@GGGmod1
@GGGmod1 4 года назад
Daisy Ridley left crying after the movie. I only hope she isnt hurt too bad. I felt she was still a cool Rey.
@yivanimantshongo8825
@yivanimantshongo8825 3 года назад
"who are you" "I'm Rey" "Rey who?" "Rey Rey Binks"
@BuddyVQ
@BuddyVQ 2 года назад
That would actually make sense. Rey is a descendent of the Sith. Darth Jar Jar is her grandmother.
@FabulousFab72
@FabulousFab72 3 года назад
Strange, this movie has been out for a year, available easily everywhere... And I still don't even want to see it.
@josef733
@josef733 4 года назад
"I went in with low expectations, and i was still disappointed" Yup, just like us.
@Amiga500_User
@Amiga500_User 4 года назад
Not me. I liked it.
@koala201211
@koala201211 4 года назад
@@Amiga500_User probably one of the few
@jimd603
@jimd603 4 года назад
@@koala201211 to be honest, the film by itself is not too bad, but the trilogy as a whole was disappointing part
@koala201211
@koala201211 4 года назад
@@jimd603 the trilogy just shouldn't exist
@garnarax9579
@garnarax9579 4 года назад
Amiga500_User you liked the new trilogy cause you are a child who doesn’t have any respect for the other Star Wars movies , such shame
@kemixtry
@kemixtry 4 года назад
I've said it on twitter, stories from round the campfire. No cohesion, no consistency, no clue. If you don't understand the lore, you can't direct the lore.
@manweller1
@manweller1 4 года назад
The dialogue for Fin must have been a nightmare for the actor to remember. “Ray!!-Ray!!”
@joshuacotton2326
@joshuacotton2326 3 года назад
After seeing the whole trilogy my first thought is, “wait a minute, how did this happen we’re smarter than this”
@alphacause
@alphacause 4 года назад
Star Wars: Rise of Angry Joe's Blood Pressure
@kenterminateddq5311
@kenterminateddq5311 4 года назад
More like Rise of Loud Headphones.
@katakurifan5213
@katakurifan5213 4 года назад
More like Star Wars: Rise Of The Fans!”
@ChunkyJo
@ChunkyJo 4 года назад
$40,000 says they scrap this movie and reboot the franchise.
@Khadharphak
@Khadharphak 4 года назад
Star Wars: Endlame
@zeemancan3713
@zeemancan3713 4 года назад
Joe: *says 2 sentences about how he hates the movie* *Cuts to clip of revnge of the Sith with someone's face cropped in* Joe: *says anoter 2 sentences about how he hates the movie* *Cuts to clip of revnge of the Sith with someone's face cropped in* Saved you 25 mins lol
@someguythatwasmorbed8251
@someguythatwasmorbed8251 4 года назад
"Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Disney The Sequel?"
@roberth4395
@roberth4395 4 года назад
Boo
@derlich09
@derlich09 4 года назад
Disney shall now and forever be known as Cancer Mouse! That is all.
@hwykng82
@hwykng82 4 года назад
Darth mickey
@t4rv0r60
@t4rv0r60 4 года назад
is it possible to forget the sequels?
@HDDBZHDGaming
@HDDBZHDGaming 4 года назад
*squeakwel
@rogersjgregory
@rogersjgregory 4 года назад
One of my favorite parts was where they tell us that Star Destroyers need an external navigational device, because they don't know which direction is up. Classic. Or the bit where you need a magic triangle to help you navigate through some red storm, which only covers a tiny fraction of the space surrounding Exegol. Not to mention that Exegol is a "super secret Sith base" where Emperor Palpatine has been building a super fleet out of thin air, is SO SECRET, that literately everyone has heard of it and that Luke almost found it. Strange how we're only hearing about it now. Luke could have brought it up at some point in The Last Jedi, but I guess he was too busy hiding like a coward and milking sea cows.
@Drummerx04
@Drummerx04 4 года назад
When I went to see it, I was wondering, "man, how are they going to introduce and explain the emperor's return, is he going to force ghost his way into Kylo's graces, is he going to show up on a shuttle and overpower Kylo, is he... Title Crawl: EMPEROR PALPATINE IS ALIVE AND BROADCASTS HIS SINISTER PLAN TO THE GALAXY NEGATING ANY POTENTIAL STRATEGIC ADVANTAGE HE OTHERWISE WOULD HAVE HAD Me: Oh...
@ShamanMcLamie
@ShamanMcLamie 4 года назад
I don't know if George Lucas Sequel Trilogy would have been any good, but I can guarantee you one thing he would have planned it out and continued the story in a way that made sense.
@dayburks
@dayburks 4 года назад
George's sequel trilogy was gonna be about han and leias twins and their younger son and with their oldest son Jacen turning to the dark side killing Luke's wife and the jedi students and the main characters would've been Jaina solo, anakin solo and Ben Skywalker, with the whills and darth caedus/Jacen solo as the main antagonists of the trilogy, if you read the books in the 80s the whills created the midichlorians basically anakin and they controlled the origins of the dark side of the force, and the Skywalkers were their puppets
@dayburks
@dayburks 4 года назад
And darth plaguies was gonna be in this trilogy too, he's the only sith( in the comics) that can be resurrected
@jackholguin6706
@jackholguin6706 4 года назад
It would have sucked same way the prequels did
@darthtwerk6899
@darthtwerk6899 4 года назад
@@dayburks you sure you didn't just get that from the expanded universe books pre-Disney as opposed to what Lucas's plans for the next trilogy really were?
@dayburks
@dayburks 4 года назад
@@darthtwerk6899 he also said it in a interview
@moonrazor2039
@moonrazor2039 4 года назад
Remember when people thought Finn would have an actual character arc. People thought he'd be a Storm Trooper revolutionary or a Jedi apprentice. 🤣
@elgatobravo360
@elgatobravo360 4 года назад
In the end, he was nothing 😔
@sabreeemneely
@sabreeemneely 4 года назад
Not me I always knew he was going to be comedic relief
@Alexinytown
@Alexinytown 4 года назад
This trilogy should have been about Finn, not Mary Sue Rey
@josetradamus1414
@josetradamus1414 4 года назад
Or the son of snoke and snoke was mace windu..... crazy theories
@Engineer1998
@Engineer1998 4 года назад
Disctete That was false advertising and I hated it!
@aguila9982
@aguila9982 4 года назад
I can't believe 5 out of 10 that's giving the movie way way way way way too much credit I disagree with your rating
@Daithinho
@Daithinho 2 года назад
5/10 is being incredibly generous
@dantechusa9355
@dantechusa9355 4 года назад
I can feel your anger... it gives you focus makes you stronger.
@geroshi11
@geroshi11 4 года назад
Ha ha
@whammy5142
@whammy5142 4 года назад
Even Palpatine cannot use his sith powers to save the Star Wars you love.
@MrDuck-oi3qc
@MrDuck-oi3qc 4 года назад
He almost did with the power of lighting, I mean cheese.
@colmcorbec7031
@colmcorbec7031 4 года назад
Noooooooooooooooooooooh!?!
@jimmyratdog
@jimmyratdog 4 года назад
Ironic.
@ngeetheng
@ngeetheng 4 года назад
They wasted Palpatine return in such a predictable way.
@whammy5142
@whammy5142 4 года назад
I don’t know much about Star Wars stuff to be honest, but I have seen the first 7 movies.
@kilroy987
@kilroy987 4 года назад
"Hey, guys, let's make the dagger that killed her parents ALSO a key for finding the other Sith wayfinder." "Oh my god, a reusable plot device. It's so magical" "Well, no, it isn't, but the kids will think so." "That is so Disney, perfect."
@Cabal-ms3kb
@Cabal-ms3kb 3 года назад
Wasn't even any good lightsaber battles in the entire trilogy.
@bbandthesv
@bbandthesv 3 года назад
That's actually fucking true
@cheeseisjar3058
@cheeseisjar3058 3 года назад
I thought the throne room fight was pretty good if that counts, if you look closer there’s some choreography problems but it doesn’t ruin it. It would have been really good if that was the climax of the entire trilogy
@bbandthesv
@bbandthesv 3 года назад
@@cheeseisjar3058 I just hate how Rey kicks three guys with one kick, Kylo hits the ground for no reason, and enemies randomly throw away their weapons.
@cheeseisjar3058
@cheeseisjar3058 3 года назад
@@bbandthesv I really don’t remember the choreography that well but plot wise I think it’s a pretty good scene it just needed to be the end of part three instead of part two
@bbandthesv
@bbandthesv 3 года назад
@@cheeseisjar3058 yeah Snoke could've been a great villian
@lonesurvivor8828
@lonesurvivor8828 4 года назад
It's like they started a restaurant, had the best staff, ambience, furniture, location, and when they had the grand opening, realized they forgot to hire chefs.
@ValkeersYT
@ValkeersYT 4 года назад
No one was taking a taste while cooking
@ken_tx
@ken_tx 4 года назад
Or served human shit on a gold plate and expected you to enjoy it.
@infinityquartz4744
@infinityquartz4744 4 года назад
Well it seems like the audience likes it
@jasonfasthorse8939
@jasonfasthorse8939 4 года назад
Samuel Jackson should have Tweeted "Guess I should have used 2 Lightsabers"
@toddpate8200
@toddpate8200 4 года назад
jason fasthorse ALL this time...who knew?!...one more sabre would have done it!
@dspada27
@dspada27 4 года назад
Umm he was winning with one saber against palpatine and almost killed him. Anakin cut his hand off and then mace was killed
@prophetblood1
@prophetblood1 4 года назад
@@dspada27 Yeah the joke is Rey is stupidly and unfoundedly overpowered. Luke is still the chosen one and yet Rey gets plot hole powers.... idk about you but i see some pretty big problems with that.
@KhanMann66
@KhanMann66 4 года назад
@@dspada27 Was he really? I just assumed Palpatine was faking the weak sith lord schtick to trick Anakin into joining the dark side.
@rutgerderuiter
@rutgerderuiter 4 года назад
@@prophetblood1 lol, unfoundly plot holes in a scifi fantasy. Guess those jedi and sith have some scientific unproven telekinetic powers that should scale relatively to your training. lol
@Sh00ming
@Sh00ming 4 года назад
I just watched the film, I hated it. I felt like they didn't deserve anything they did with it. Thank you for saving me the cinema ticket when it was out. Love you AJS
@nerobruno
@nerobruno 4 года назад
I was warned not to waste my money on the cinema, I didn't listen. Never again.
@jordansmith6959
@jordansmith6959 4 года назад
I can't believe they pulled the whole "Will Rey fall to the dark side?" switcheroo TWICE.
@blake7297
@blake7297 4 года назад
This latest trilogy is basically just "Star wars: why did you do that"
@full-metal_jacob5858
@full-metal_jacob5858 4 года назад
The answer: "cash grab"
@thesweeterthingsindeath
@thesweeterthingsindeath 4 года назад
Damn why does everyone think the Star Wars movies were bad? (The new ones) I actually thought they were good. I’m not a hardcore Star Wars fan though. Just a regular fan.
@blake7297
@blake7297 4 года назад
@@thesweeterthingsindeath they're not necessarily bad movies but, they really fuck with the established lore (there is a lot of extended universe materials from video games comics and books that is really good and people love) and they make a lot of unnecessary and suboptimal story decisions and shoehorn social justice bravado.
@adishero1675
@adishero1675 4 года назад
Joe: YOU DONE.. RU-vid: *looks at joe with demonetization papers* Joe:.... you know what you did
@zeemancan3713
@zeemancan3713 4 года назад
*still gets demonotized and copyright striked anyways* "RU-vid, the best streaming website of all time"
@UglyJaguar
@UglyJaguar 4 года назад
😂😂😂
@wargamingrefugee9065
@wargamingrefugee9065 4 года назад
I respect the man for trying; hey, folks need to earn a living. But also, I would have respected him if he had gone full bore expletives and epithets.
@kieranb7747
@kieranb7747 4 года назад
no
@Luke-xi2pq
@Luke-xi2pq 4 года назад
When Joe is so pissed he can't even say "You done fucked it up!" Without stuttering with anger you know he is truly angry.
@britbloc123
@britbloc123 4 года назад
Rey: "I'm a super duper Jedi who force healed a mass murderer and a giant space snake." Poe: "I've been injured pretty badly through most of this movie. Could you heal me?" Rey:
@Excalibur-je5pk
@Excalibur-je5pk 4 года назад
Dude he only got shot in the arm. He's fine.
@A-Rather-Dubious-Character
@A-Rather-Dubious-Character 4 года назад
@@Excalibur-je5pkFrom a blaster... You do realize what any assortment of weapons can do to an arm with one shot right? And by that sentence I can say, "Well it should be easy to quickly heal his arm"
@Excalibur-je5pk
@Excalibur-je5pk 4 года назад
@@A-Rather-Dubious-Character obviously it wasn't a big deal as it was never brought up again and never hindered Poe in any way
@johng.6174
@johng.6174 4 года назад
Excalibur 4249 that just sounds like lazy writing to me
@Excalibur-je5pk
@Excalibur-je5pk 4 года назад
@@johng.6174 I mean, let's be honest here, most of the new trilogy was lazy writing lol
@chucksucks8640
@chucksucks8640 4 года назад
...before the dark times...before disney...
@mercenaryknight5419
@mercenaryknight5419 4 года назад
The Mandalorian and the Anthology films are better than this new trilogy.
@pacoramon9468
@pacoramon9468 4 года назад
Finn is scary, he kills all his First Order old friends like they were dogs.
@Tuhqa
@Tuhqa 4 года назад
They werent his friends what are you talking about?
@elcabron888
@elcabron888 4 года назад
@@Tuhqa Yes they were, he lived with them his entire life, and he only left in the first place because of a friend of his dying in combat! The next day, he is shooting the place killing his friends. This kind of thing is what makes the Traitor scene so unique, because Nines and Finn were childhood friends, and the last time they see each other is in a fight to the death.
@johnny68170
@johnny68170 4 года назад
@@elcabron888 Finn behaves like a schoolkid who kills his classmates. And such a monster is Disneys Hero. What a great example for the american youth ....and shows exactly how fucked up Disney is
@basarthewarrior
@basarthewarrior 4 года назад
Dude he had only one friend and he died in the battle he was first seen
@basarthewarrior
@basarthewarrior 4 года назад
İntroduced sorry couldn’t remember the word
@MMCLLC7
@MMCLLC7 4 года назад
This is why you start with story, and then write the screenplay. There should be people with a whole job that's just "story" and THEN you start writing dialogue and casting and all that jazz. This was a master class in doing litterally everything wrong with the most beloved franchise of all time
@cadethumann8605
@cadethumann8605 Год назад
To he honest, having a good story doesn't necessarily mean that you'll have good dialogue. One can have a very good idea for a plot but struggle with writing the nuanced details. In fact, that is a popular notion that many people have with the prequels as they had many interesting ideas but the nuances, details, and other executions are questionable. On the flipside, it is possible to have a flawed story that is told with decent dialogue. That being said, you are right that Disney has neither of these things with the sequel trilogy.
@chaosboss314
@chaosboss314 4 года назад
1:43 the way Joe explains the movie sounds like Todd Howard describing a Fallout 76 expansion 😂
@uscman
@uscman 3 года назад
SIX-TEEN times the detail!
@gitgud2523
@gitgud2523 3 года назад
it just works
@KaitlynWolfie
@KaitlynWolfie 4 года назад
*Lucas has left the game*
@theknightowl728
@theknightowl728 4 года назад
True ^
@greenarcangel
@greenarcangel 4 года назад
Lol and the amount of dollars he leave with... LOL
@fixman88
@fixman88 4 года назад
@Mako So, it's Blame the Messenger?
@jhoffman106
@jhoffman106 4 года назад
LOL
@dickgraysonsdick6011
@dickgraysonsdick6011 4 года назад
Wolfie nah bro got kicked from his own server
@MrDominos106
@MrDominos106 4 года назад
THATS NOT HOW THE FORCE WORKS
@francescolombardi3438
@francescolombardi3438 4 года назад
"That's not how any of this works!"
@lockdown8226
@lockdown8226 4 года назад
That's not how character arcs work
@T--kq3pj
@T--kq3pj 4 года назад
That's not how the joke works
@sokit2em
@sokit2em 4 года назад
ya especially when they transferred real world objects through the force. Such a ridiculous power that makes no sense
@whitealliance9540
@whitealliance9540 4 года назад
@@T--kq3pj thats not how the comments work
@jaredbezes7806
@jaredbezes7806 Год назад
I actually laughed when Rey put the knife up to the Death Star to locate the wayfinder. I thought that was the absolute dumbest part of the movie.
@StarGazer2gaming
@StarGazer2gaming 4 года назад
When I saw the leaks, I couldn't believe it could be that bad. When it came out to be true, the sequel trilogy became dead to me. When I find people to be praising this movie to be better than the original and prequel trilogies combined, I lose hope.
@TheDracoChick
@TheDracoChick 4 года назад
That scene of Anakin screaming and burning to near-death perfectly describes the current state of Star Wars. It's in constant pain and indescribable agony, yet it will never die. It will forever suffer until Disney burns down with it.
@fossy365
@fossy365 4 года назад
But at least he still has that one arm left (Mandalorian).
@user-um4un4zd7b
@user-um4un4zd7b 4 года назад
My friend, Disney is now, and forever will be invincible.
@fightfortheuser5836
@fightfortheuser5836 4 года назад
Twenty years. I give Disney twenty years and they’ll reboot the entire franchise and gender swap the leads. Mark my words.
@Mike420X
@Mike420X 4 года назад
I HATE YOU, DISNEY!!!!!
@longtsun8286
@longtsun8286 Год назад
Disney is burning down NOW.
@Tyiriel
@Tyiriel 4 года назад
1st trilogy - Luke SKYWALKER Prequels - Anakin SKYWALKER Reboot - Rey...???
@ej2208
@ej2208 4 года назад
Palpatine/Skywalker
@Skellotronix
@Skellotronix 4 года назад
Reyry Sue the Untouchable Patriarchy Crusher.
@captainclod5269
@captainclod5269 4 года назад
rey sue
@ruddaga82
@ruddaga82 4 года назад
She ends the movie saying - MY NAME IS REY.... SKYWALKER. (She's a Palpatine)
@pc_115
@pc_115 4 года назад
@@Skellotronix you do realized luke and Anakin were unstoppable to right?
@NicoMoratinos
@NicoMoratinos 4 года назад
Force awakens was "good" because the entire plot is episode IV with a skin .
@abramsullivan7764
@abramsullivan7764 3 года назад
The Force Awakens is a remake of A New Hope.
@philip8802
@philip8802 4 года назад
Star Wars: The Last Straw
@thomasarcanine
@thomasarcanine 4 года назад
The only moment that stuck with me: Chewie finally got the medal he deserved in ANH ending...
@tobi79777
@tobi79777 4 года назад
I honestly thought that was super cringe. It was really out of place
@annnee6818
@annnee6818 4 года назад
@@tobi79777 I agree. It was so pandering I thought I might have to remove a Disney nose from my bhole.
@Legoboy55able
@Legoboy55able 4 года назад
He got that in the comics, I think the one in this movie is Han’s
@jasonrodriguez1870
@jasonrodriguez1870 4 года назад
@@tobi79777 Apparently Female ET Whats her face Maz is the keeper of all missing Star Wars tidbits....
@FrankDad
@FrankDad 4 года назад
I thought that was hilarious.
@georgehernandez2156
@georgehernandez2156 4 года назад
Spoiler: Rey gets on a dragon and burns down a village, then her lover backstabs her.
@Monti1999
@Monti1999 4 года назад
Hahaaaa😂 Seriously if that happened at the end of the movie it wouldn't surprise anyone i believe😂 Everything is possible😂
@Treydies
@Treydies 4 года назад
Is that a GoT reference?
@edytaszafraniec7837
@edytaszafraniec7837 4 года назад
I wish it were like that.
@sylesdeas_8502
@sylesdeas_8502 4 года назад
How dare you spoil it with something that would’ve been better
@zensempai7371
@zensempai7371 4 года назад
And then her dragon melts the snokes chair and then just flies away ?
@alexbastos6960
@alexbastos6960 3 года назад
16:22 'There's no emotion in the film.' Literally what I felt with every film in this trilogy. Just saying.
@dnaseb9214
@dnaseb9214 2 года назад
They werent paying homage in the farce awakens. They were stealing episode 4 and remaking it but worse.
@Dr.Yakub22
@Dr.Yakub22 4 года назад
Kathleen Kennedy : I may have gone too far in a few places.
@TSURUGl
@TSURUGl 4 года назад
Whaaaat noooo she did well..... If her goal was to make a flaming bag of spicy poo
@gustavgans7966
@gustavgans7966 4 года назад
Obviously not far enough for realising to leave
@GenJuhru
@GenJuhru 4 года назад
Alex: You piece of shit.
@Dr.Yakub22
@Dr.Yakub22 4 года назад
dustisdeadbodies85 J J is stylistically designed to be this way
@fares1925
@fares1925 4 года назад
Épisode 7: « The Jedi were real? The force exists? » Épisode 9: random rebel « Palpatine must have used the sith clone technology to survive »
@vancorelamere1188
@vancorelamere1188 4 года назад
You forget the clones wars, and everyone knew that it came from Camino, not that big of leap
@ThatLaloBoy
@ThatLaloBoy 4 года назад
@@vancorelamere1188 I think what he means is that Episode 7 made it sound like the Jedi, the Sith, and the Force were just an urban legend to your average citizen (which is far fetched on its own considering how relatively little time there is between Ep 6 and Ep 7 and how predominant the Sith and the Jedi were at some point) so to make that leap in such a small period of time doesn't make any in-universe sense.
@MikeHL78
@MikeHL78 4 года назад
@G Money You just described the problem I have with this sequel trilogy. There is NO recognition that the zeitgeist in which these films are set should be VASTLY different from the original trilogy...given that Palpatine has been overthrown. How did it happen that an Empire stand-in is essentially ruling the galaxy again? What has changed since the conclusion of the previous episode in the series? We're never told. The story told in these three films isn't told badly, IMO (even in The Last Jedi, I loved the interplay between Rey, Luke, Kylo Ren and various combinations of the three characters), but I don't think this is the story that should have been told. It was so similar to the original trilogy in so many respects that it just wore on me after a while.
@jayjayx5x1
@jayjayx5x1 4 года назад
Lalo not really, it was viewed as a myth/magic in a new hope. And Luke was the only Jedi alive (in the movies that is) by the end of the original trilogy, so going with the way Luke trained a select few privately makes sense people think it is a myth since they haven’t really seen it like at all.
@RabenmundK
@RabenmundK 4 года назад
@@jayjayx5x1 SW 4 Was 16 to 18 years after the Clone Wars where you had Jedis aß Commanding Officers in the Republic Army. Also there was the Jedi Council on Coruscant. So, even when you say SW 7 is about 50 years after the Clone Wars (and i think it 35 to 40), you would have people (and Veterans, since not everybody in the Army was a Clone) still living who would have encountered Jedi during their life. So, if you tell me the Jedi are a myth i would say that is very gar fetched.
@DarthSideous63
@DarthSideous63 4 года назад
As bad as the prequels were except for ROTS at least it had a story. The Sequel Trilogy will be forgotten.
@alexfelix5533
@alexfelix5533 4 года назад
WarnerAnime 020 don’t be salty
@mtarrence16
@mtarrence16 3 года назад
The BIGGEST ball drop throughout the entire trilogy is the Finn character....they had such a unique Character in A brainwashed stormtrooper who was force sensitivity awakens during a massacre....a star wars movie led by a man who was emotionally confused and conflicted by his light side and his experience in the order knowing that the other stormtroopers are basically brainwashed kids and people trained to be soldiers
@noneoftheabove5816
@noneoftheabove5816 4 года назад
Angry Joe: *I came in with low expectations, and still came out disappointed* 🤣
@nicolasferreiro4492
@nicolasferreiro4492 4 года назад
Don't laugh, I remember how Mass Effect 3 made me feel and this seems in line.
@noneoftheabove5816
@noneoftheabove5816 4 года назад
@@nicolasferreiro4492 same
@helenline1790
@helenline1790 4 года назад
Should've lowered them a bit more lol 😂
@finecastleie
@finecastleie 4 года назад
I fell asleep twice in that movie that my brother had to wake me up because I was being awkward.
@tomaszurbaniak4312
@tomaszurbaniak4312 4 года назад
@@nicolasferreiro4492 too soon man
@zandatsudragon8860
@zandatsudragon8860 4 года назад
*Sees angry rant in the title* Me: This is where the fun begins
@Brian3642
@Brian3642 4 года назад
Joe: You know what you did Ah. The negotiator
@theunseen896
@theunseen896 4 года назад
Hahaha
@jamesbrannan1695
@jamesbrannan1695 4 года назад
@Siedler Joe bad characters are bad characters aimed at children or not
@dcbeatsmarvel3627
@dcbeatsmarvel3627 4 года назад
🤣🤣
@gglad7301
@gglad7301 4 года назад
Siedler Joe stop copy and pasting your fucking comment
@untitledjunk03
@untitledjunk03 4 года назад
“There is no Episode VII” George Lucas in a 2005 interview promoting Episode III.
@byteresistor
@byteresistor 4 года назад
To be fair, he was already working on a possible ep. VII before Disney came into the picture.
@vryday
@vryday 4 года назад
I wonder where the 10.000 dislikes come from. There is no rational reason to dislike this video, even if you enjoyed the movie, the points he makes are valid.
@viniciusvyller9458
@viniciusvyller9458 4 года назад
Palpatine had a family? Guess he executed Order 69
@davidkoziar1811
@davidkoziar1811 4 года назад
Seriously, how does a guy like that even get laid?
@viniciusvyller9458
@viniciusvyller9458 4 года назад
@@davidkoziar1811 I did not watch this trainwreck yet, but in reddit there are people quoting him: "I made preparations when my seed was still strong" if this is true, this film is cursed.
@djones7571
@djones7571 4 года назад
It makes no sense. Rey is younger than Kylo (Anakin's grandson) and her father (Palpatine's son) is younger than Leia, and Anakin was about 40 years younger than Palpatine, so it was the crinkly old (post RoTS) emperor that was making children to start this bloodline. If they're realistically going to connect Rey to Palpatine, they need at least one more generation in there.
@-aleeke-2526
@-aleeke-2526 4 года назад
Yeah.. 69 dont make many kids.. maybe you should just stick with 420 mkay.
@davidkoziar1811
@davidkoziar1811 4 года назад
@I Don't Get The Joke so he just grabbed them by the pussy?
@Timothy27778
@Timothy27778 4 года назад
The horses galloping along the star destroyer makes me think JJ has actually lost his mind.
@chrisq6122
@chrisq6122 4 года назад
I laughed so fucking hard at this scene. Unbelievable lol
@Tounushi
@Tounushi 4 года назад
I thought they were originally supposed to rush the tower? In that way it makes sense. But since we look at it as a movie, the idea is absurd.
@captainhindsight4206
@captainhindsight4206 4 года назад
i thought it made sense if they had gone with speeders the first order could have jammed them. did none of you idiots watch the movie? the guy says jam their speeders and the other guy is like they arent using speeders. it was a smart move so stop bitching about nothing
@ramage7646
@ramage7646 4 года назад
Tounushi how do they even have it in the ship? Do they have like a stable inside? Like... hmmm. I dont get the logic here
@isaachinds3736
@isaachinds3736 4 года назад
@@captainhindsight4206 And horses are better?
@jei3970
@jei3970 2 года назад
the force awaken is also terrible. nothing new just copy and pasted and it was awfully executed.
@RoddThunderheart
@RoddThunderheart 3 года назад
"THANK YOU JJ ABRAMS!! FOR SAVING STAR WARS!!" Boy that comment didn't age well...
@someguyontheinternet8384
@someguyontheinternet8384 4 года назад
19:40 That is the face of a broken man.
@Mexirican017
@Mexirican017 4 года назад
Some Guy on the Internet really wasn’t even that bad lol
@fuzzydunlop7928
@fuzzydunlop7928 4 года назад
Someone throw down some Septon Meribald quotes. I don't have access to my copies of the books.
@Who-Uhm-Cares
@Who-Uhm-Cares 4 года назад
LoneWolf024 Story wise it was
@solidbeard8324
@solidbeard8324 4 года назад
Rise of the Broke
@MrDankTM
@MrDankTM 4 года назад
hi guy. oh yeah yeahhhhhhhhh
@blazlock7285
@blazlock7285 4 года назад
The 'new' Chosen one to balance the force went to Rey... who was never part of the Skywalker bloodline to begin with.
@sly2076
@sly2076 4 года назад
Yeah but she FELT LIKE ONE KINDA. Smh.
@agentsquid9079
@agentsquid9079 4 года назад
makes zero sense
@hundredpercentmetal
@hundredpercentmetal 4 года назад
Rey was the heir to the sith, Kylo was heir to the Jedi. The two of them came together to discover the life magic that Anakin and Palpatine were trying to find, making Anakin's redemption even better because it allowed his kids to create Kylo and train Rey and discover this power
@deathsdoor07
@deathsdoor07 4 года назад
@@hundredpercentmetal So you like the movie?
@drakashlanka1307
@drakashlanka1307 4 года назад
@@hundredpercentmetal what is this? Naruto and Sasuke?
@whtxombi4955
@whtxombi4955 3 года назад
Angry Joe and The Critical Drinker need to make an episode together.
@MikeyFav
@MikeyFav 4 года назад
I’d rather watch Attack of the Clones everyday for the rest of my life than watch any of the sequel movies
@InfiniteNick98
@InfiniteNick98 4 года назад
That's the most disgusting thing I've read so far
@InfiniteNick98
@InfiniteNick98 3 года назад
@Fatima Carrano I feel like the show the clone wars had a much better representation of Anakin's progressive change to the dark side but that's just my opinion
@jeffl0385
@jeffl0385 4 года назад
I've been saying for years that Kathleen Kennedy is to blame for everything. She needs to go, she has ruined the Star Wars franchise.
@Pitman856
@Pitman856 4 года назад
darkfullgor 0_0 chill bro
@mikeg2940
@mikeg2940 4 года назад
Pure Facts
@jeffl0385
@jeffl0385 4 года назад
Wow... To clarify, I just want her replaced, no death threats from me. She fucked up, but that's no reason to want her dead
@austinbailey7775
@austinbailey7775 4 года назад
Jeff is a snowflake..
@JM-cf8zy
@JM-cf8zy 4 года назад
They all need to be fired!!! Not just her. Shocked they made this shit trilogy. What a shit show.
@valofalconery
@valofalconery 4 года назад
Finn's whole character is just running in and screaming a characters name at the top of his lungs lol *Runs in * ....."REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!!!"
@Axterix13
@Axterix13 4 года назад
Yeah, that's why the idea of Rose was good... moving Finn past his puppy dog crush, letting his character grow up a bit. Of course, it was poorly done, like pretty much everything in TLJ, but the idea wasn't a bad one.
@robertcraigashby9836
@robertcraigashby9836 4 года назад
The dude is wacky ethnic sidekick to like at least 4 other characters in this trilogy.
@pierresland
@pierresland 4 года назад
It’s sad because his character had the potential to be great but they fucking ruined him
@KC_Smooth
@KC_Smooth 4 года назад
They made Finn into the biggest friend zoned simp in the galaxy. To top it off they totally forgot about his “Secret” that he wanted to tell Rey 😂😂😂. Pathetic writing.
@christiandauz3742
@christiandauz3742 4 года назад
Rose was used the wrong way in TLJ It would have been better if the romance was more ambigious or slowly develops in TLJ Rose and Finn should had have an argument about whether to save more lives at the risk of the mission Phasma should have brutally executed Rose. Finn should have savagely killed Phasma in return, hands burnt and covered in blood I feel like they should have redone TLJ before doing Episode 9 I also feel like I am a better director and US President
@rogerx1258
@rogerx1258 4 года назад
TFA was NOT a good movie that "PERFECTLY" introduced the characters. It was just a copy and a hasty expedition dump with often illogical jumps. Not as bad as what was about to come but the signs where allready there. People watch TFA again with a clear head and stop saying it was a great movie. It was a hot cheap mess.
@morsecode980
@morsecode980 4 года назад
Eh idk, I genuinely like it. Tho I fully acknowledge it’s just a copy of ANH and I wish it was more than that
@migueldinis1641
@migueldinis1641 4 года назад
i dont know why people always say "well TFA wasnt that bad". What ? The movie didnt make any sense and had lines like "another story for another time". 30 years have passed and no one remembers luke, the Jedi that defeated the mf empire ? Han solo becomes a smugler again after saving the galaxy ? Really TFA is just shit, the sequel was doomed after that awfull movie.
@rogerx1258
@rogerx1258 4 года назад
@@migueldinis1641 If I would list all the bad things about TFA here, this comment would fill the screen multiple times. I was very disappointed and didn´t even expect much. That it actually would get that much worse is still hard to comprehend. The new Trilogy definetly broke new ground. I think it will go into the history books as the absolute worst way a huge franchise has ever been handled.
@samuelh.2118
@samuelh.2118 4 года назад
Yeah it was terrible. AJ is just blinded by nostalgia and comparing it against the 2 movies that are far worse than it. Still, a polished ball of dirt is still dirt. Nothing about the trilogy, including TFA, makes any sense.
@Dante02d12
@Dante02d12 4 года назад
Finn and Kylo Ren had actual character development in TFA. Rey and Snoke were introduced in a way that we knew where the characters were supposed to go, even though they weren't really interesting. We knew Rey was supposed to be the "new new hope", and Snoke was supposed to be the new Darth Sidious, aka the Boss of the new main vilain. The movie also introduced some questions: about Luke's disappearance, about Snoke, about Rey's origins. In that regard, TFA was definitely a good start. Not a great movie (no Star Wars is a great movie anyway), but a very good _first_ movie that *gave an actual direction for the story and characters.* And then, TLJ happened, lol.
@samuelhedlund4852
@samuelhedlund4852 4 года назад
I laughed throughout with my 13 y/o brother, both of us grew up with and love SW, and we just laughed at every single decision. Probably denial of how it killed our childhoods
@ThatGuy-fm5it
@ThatGuy-fm5it 4 года назад
I'm sick of starwars receiving praise for being aesthetically pleasing Disney is the richest movie company on the planet. Looking good is a requirement not an option
@ColonelRoge
@ColonelRoge 4 года назад
I hear ya but I think that’s the other way around. Looking good is an option not a requirement.
@renaissancenovice7202
@renaissancenovice7202 4 года назад
And it's the part that takes the least effort and no talent
@robertkemp5400
@robertkemp5400 4 года назад
Renaissance Novice Your actually stupid
@jessiejoy1703
@jessiejoy1703 4 года назад
Fucking true
@simpleanswer8954
@simpleanswer8954 4 года назад
@@renaissancenovice7202 Why is it the part that takes the least effort has hundred of names in the credits? All those people credited under VFX must be moral support I suppose?
@SleepyMook
@SleepyMook 4 года назад
This trilogy deserves to be declared non canon. It breaks Star Wars lore so much that it’s like you describe it. “A bad fan fiction.”
@nx1379
@nx1379 4 года назад
Its the same with Star Trek. J.J. is literally the destroyer of worlds. I am a HUGE trek fan and i cannot accept the ambrams trek films as cannon. And i refuse to accept these SW films but the sad fact is they ARE cannon 😭😡 it sucks 😕😞
@skatetard101
@skatetard101 4 года назад
I’d hate that the original actors who came back for this trilogy are part of a non canon. Especially now since Carrie Fischer passed away. Her legacy is ruined because of the poor direction of the new movies
@user-bw7tc4lh5y
@user-bw7tc4lh5y 4 года назад
Agree! Where to sign????????
@albertwesker5674
@albertwesker5674 4 года назад
It is
@r.e.z9428
@r.e.z9428 4 года назад
*ITS A MOVIE FOR KIDS AND SPACE WIZARDS* ^ Get ready for this a lot, just like the other two.
@countercurrents8585
@countercurrents8585 4 года назад
Honestly, the whole new trilogy, episode 7-9 all felt more like fan fiction to me. It never actually felt like a real sequel.
@whitesabbath6581
@whitesabbath6581 Год назад
The Rise of Skywalker is so convoluted it ruins the perfect ending the saga had with Return of the Jedi and it makes The Last Jedi look like The Empire Strikes Back. Such wasted potential.
@charliefazzari6389
@charliefazzari6389 4 года назад
I think ending the trilogy by toting around the corpse of palpatine was very symbolic of these movies as a whole, beating a dead emperor
@MrDankTM
@MrDankTM 4 года назад
sup charlie. oh yeah yeahhhhhhhhh
@ShinobiNeon
@ShinobiNeon 4 года назад
This whole trilogy was just a three-part train wreck. They never had a plan, they just wanted to slap together more movies with the Star Wars label to make bucketloads of money. This is what happens when you give the rights for an amazing franchise to a huge corporation.
@Ravengagepvl
@Ravengagepvl 4 года назад
Lets be real, SW has been a train wreck since before the Disney buyout. Remember how bad Ep. 1 and 2 were? If they wanted to recapture the magic of the original films this clusterfuck of a trilogy was definitely not the way to go. And the SW video games aren't fearing any better since Disney gave EA a 10 year exclusivity deal.
@SethalaTheGamer
@SethalaTheGamer 4 года назад
@@Ravengagepvl While the prequels are bad, they're bad for a different reason - poor acting/dialog (depends on if you think it's the fault of the bad lines or poor execution of the script), and not because of the overall story/plot. The plot in the prequel movies actually made sense, unlike these movies that just zigzag all over the place without any idea where they're going.
@Ravengagepvl
@Ravengagepvl 4 года назад
@@SethalaTheGamer That's true. But different shit is still shit. I dunno, it's sad.
@Acujeremy
@Acujeremy 4 года назад
The unanswerable question is how could the biggest company in the world, with everything at its disposal, not write a thoroughly cohesive, well done trilogy of a totally new story that continues the saga?
@nukritik2933
@nukritik2933 4 года назад
Very true, Disney is not George Lucas. George had a vision for the original trilogy since the beginning. Disney on the other hand is a corporation that has tried to exploit our appreciation for something that has been around for decades.
@TypeSly
@TypeSly 4 года назад
I found myself saying "Cheesy" so many times in this movie.
@thelastjedi3259
@thelastjedi3259 3 года назад
Star Wars is cheesy, who would've thought?
@iloveplayingpr
@iloveplayingpr 4 года назад
They brought the Emperor back so they can destroy the last good things about Star Wars.
@phantomkrieger2744
@phantomkrieger2744 4 года назад
I believe that no matter what Abrams did, this movie would be doomed, Disney was completely stupid in not createing an effective road map and it at the very least should've encouraged the directors to work together on a finished narrative before filming on episode 7 even began. The failure of both this movie and Last Jedi was not caused by either director, but rather it's a consequence of poor management and organization.
@timothyarnold1679
@timothyarnold1679 4 года назад
Horrible talent management by Kennedy.
@286mic
@286mic 4 года назад
@@timothyarnold1679 wasted so much talent. All those great actors that will probably have to carry this burden with them. I hope it doesn't ruin John Boyega, Daisy Ridley and Adam Driver like the prequels did to the two actors playing Anakin.
@Normal_Boii
@Normal_Boii 4 года назад
The concept of "third times a charm" wasn't effective this time lol
@WhiteLeviathan
@WhiteLeviathan 4 года назад
I remember when Kathleen said that each director could do whatever they want in a trilogy of movies that depend on each other. Guess she learned her lesson... Or not.
@mathatter9158
@mathatter9158 4 года назад
They don’t care if this trilogy helps the SW universe. They want to sell a billion toys plain and simple. Make rides at their parks and sell the tickets to movies only based on the name. They are corporate through and through.
@Dante14c
@Dante14c 4 года назад
The whole story of the new trilogy just feel like they said “the bad guys are the bad guys because their the bad guys and the good guys are the good guys because their the good guys.” It’s just so underwhelming. Where’s their purpose to be driven forward what is everyone even fighting for 😐
@El_Fabricio
@El_Fabricio 4 года назад
It's actually "the bad guys are the bad guys because they are the bad guys and the good girls are the good girls because be.
@SolarDragon007
@SolarDragon007 4 года назад
The trilogy feels totally uninspired. It's like the struggled just to come with ideas for what the story would be about.
@webby189402194134
@webby189402194134 4 года назад
@Cat Man Palpatines tyranny? Fuck off he was only shoe horned In their due to the shit storm the last Jedi was. Snoke could have been fucking lit as a bad ass mofo but they wasted that potential. all three movies are just wasted potential for what it could be. But what we got what poorly written trash that just doesn't make any sense and that's why people are mad. I'm mad because honestly had something amazing if they just did a lil better world building in the first movie and used Luke better in the second it could have been amazing that way
@avenderiel
@avenderiel 4 года назад
@@webby189402194134 There was no potential, it was ass trash dumpsterfire since Awakens.
@coreyb1295
@coreyb1295 4 года назад
I see the angry army took the same English class as angry Joe. Pathetic
@Mortallica03
@Mortallica03 2 года назад
2015 Joe after Force Awakens: Thank you JJ Abrams for saving Star Wars! 2019 Joe After Rise of Skywalker: You done fu.......YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID! LMAO
@isaachunt7760
@isaachunt7760 4 года назад
It's insane to me that they had so much source material to draw on from the post empire extended universe, yet they decided with the latest trilogy to do a Benioff and Weiss, take several wild stabs at it and end up with the knife in their own arm.
@moonraven6145
@moonraven6145 4 года назад
"I can't talk about them cause this is a non spoiler review" "Dew it!"
@Gentlemenpickleesq.
@Gentlemenpickleesq. 4 года назад
Honestly the movie dosent respect your time why should you respect it's.
@inframatic
@inframatic 4 года назад
He does spoil it though
@Nightswipe1
@Nightswipe1 4 года назад
@@inframatic Indeed he does. I was just about to make a comment about the emperor. But there's more than that.
@kamikazejump5022
@kamikazejump5022 4 года назад
Game Of Thrones: I'm the biggest disappointment of 2019 Star Wars: Hold my lightsaber
@DadsCigaretteRun
@DadsCigaretteRun 4 года назад
Oh no! Game of Thrones definitely holds the title for the century 😂
@hwykng82
@hwykng82 4 года назад
@@DadsCigaretteRun yeah game of thrones had a steeper fall, so much potential
@Mexirican017
@Mexirican017 4 года назад
Star Wars wasn’t even that bad bruh lol
@asmoncat5049
@asmoncat5049 4 года назад
Hold my alien milk
@dushas9871
@dushas9871 4 года назад
@@Mexirican017 star wars was worse, but nobody expected anything but a pile of shit after TLJ, unlike GoT that had high expectations.
@wwepitchedremixer
@wwepitchedremixer 4 года назад
Man, Joe. I’m just checking out the channel. I’m enjoying the content. Couple of weeks ago Colin’s script have been sort of leaked out and man let me tell you it’s better than the trash we got. Idk if you made a video to it yet. But if you did I’m going to check it out
@jasonmg99
@jasonmg99 4 года назад
we definitely need that extended cut that is being talked about!
@Natetendo83
@Natetendo83 4 года назад
My biggest gripe is that bringing back the Emperor negates the first 6 films entirely. What was the point of Anakin being the chosen one only for the Emperor to be like "lol I'm still here."
@archiiebarrett
@archiiebarrett 4 года назад
Because Rey is the Super Duper chosen one. Duh, how else is she supposed to go Avatar-state on the emperor to make all the wins?
@Jordan64852
@Jordan64852 4 года назад
There was so much fan service it actually did feel like fan-fiction
@pastafazool5951
@pastafazool5951 4 года назад
They did my boy Anakin dirty
@luism2754
@luism2754 4 года назад
It's so fucking idiot, the way the Palpatine figure out immortality from Darth Sidius was.... Cloning himself? WTF
@jamesbakis6330
@jamesbakis6330 4 года назад
i actually like that they brought him back, but its the fact that they did fuck all with him for fucks sake. Rey does one fucking move and beats him, it didn't even look like she tried.
@gameboytiger2155
@gameboytiger2155 4 года назад
Joe: “YOU DONE..... “Let the hate flow through you...” Joe: “You know what you did.” “No.....NOOOOOO”
@CallemanYO
@CallemanYO 4 года назад
FOCKING HELL SCARE ME BIITCH
@caikthefemboy
@caikthefemboy 4 года назад
Disneys official comment on star wars saga "No... Noooo. YOU WILL DIE"
@felipedicker1373
@felipedicker1373 4 года назад
What's the full sentence?
@UltraBatshift
@UltraBatshift 4 года назад
@@felipedicker1373 "You done fucked it up"
@camolive3727
@camolive3727 3 года назад
Missed opportunity not replacing Cody’s helmet with JJ’s face. Or reuse the scene on Kathleen and Ruin Johnson.
@thereallionking3475
@thereallionking3475 3 года назад
Sometimes I come back to this just to make myself feel better about my day
@boymeetstaco8733
@boymeetstaco8733 2 года назад
Today yes. Today sucked 😐
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