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DARK PALE is NOW streaming on Prime Video. Or come see me LIVE on tour - JimGaffigan.com
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Jim Gaffigan is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer and producer. He presently has 5 stand up specials on Netflix and 3 on Amazon Prime Video. He wrote 2 New York Times Best Sellers DAD IS FAT and FOOD: A Love Story
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@corbanx0809 10 месяцев назад

"...bring your own cup but can't make your own damn coffee." ^^ This is gold.

@betsybarnicle8016 7 месяцев назад

The psychology of it is sad.

@Mushroom321- 5 месяцев назад

😅😅🤷‍♀️

@Saxofaxo 2 месяца назад

not really gold. Starbucks is such a trash production company. And people think its normal. Absolutely insane

@yellowleaf28 10 месяцев назад

Gaiffigan has one of the most unique, recognizable voices. Pixar should hire him for something

@tanykiat 10 месяцев назад

they did for "Luca'

@sidvicious332 10 месяцев назад

He does have a great pixar charator voice. Now I can't not hear it. Jim has such range.

@ENFPerspectives 8 месяцев назад

Thats his retirement plan job.

@user-gt7mm7gv4v 2 месяца назад

He was awesome in unfrosted

@markhardwick8032 9 месяцев назад

“You’ve never seen someone work so hard, but you wish they’d pick up the pace a little” so true of so many customer service things 😂

@TattedIrishxxx 9 месяцев назад

Yes. 😆

@jamesmack3314 7 месяцев назад

Another attribute of this young generation, never any sense of urgency to speak of in terms of service, at least

@gaelstrarai 6 месяцев назад

@@jamesmack3314Because they know that even if they go as fast as humanly possible, it will never be fast enough. Society needs to chill a bit in that regard.

@jamesmack3314 6 месяцев назад

@@gaelstrarai ok but maybe they also need to show some occasional energy instead of apathy

@vib.3969 22 дня назад

Jim is THE best! I never get tired of listening 😂!

@garypelled6243 10 месяцев назад

The man is hysterical and does so without cursing 👍☮️

@madagray4384 10 месяцев назад

I’m literally at Starbucks right now as I watch this video! My experience is playing out exactly as he’s describing. 😅

@patriciamoore6492 9 месяцев назад

😂

@bbrainstormer2036 Месяц назад

Do you ever want to slap the customers?

@cwr8618 6 дней назад

“Literally” How else would you be at Starbucks

@gregoryhawkins4210 5 дней назад

Bah bah bah bah bah...

@sleezebagsammy8605 Месяц назад

I've never listened to a comedian that had the ability to bring out humor in practically ALL of life everyday experiences like Jim does on a regular basis...simple genius!

@stefanieclark2804 10 месяцев назад

🤩😍 Jim Gaffigan, your comedy is truly brilliant! Could listen to you all day. Thank-you! Love you! ❤😇🙏

@nadinerogers5653 7 месяцев назад

Jim Gaffigan is the most hilarious person! I've been living in Nepal for the last 18 years and just heard of him in the past couple months! I am so thrilled there's this giant catalogue of videos to watch! SO FUNNY!

@clairelivefreeordie2551 5 месяцев назад

And he does it without the use of profanity...love Jim!

@cwr8618 6 дней назад

How’s Nepal?

@dianeleirer9878 10 месяцев назад

Jim Gaffigan is brilliant.

@thechickennugget30 10 месяцев назад

I like how RU-vid thinks this needs to be translated 😂

@briandeschene8424 10 месяцев назад

@@thechickennugget30 This type of technology is being asked to drive cars on the same roads as you and your family.

@ItIsJustJudy 10 месяцев назад

The Dunkin Donuts described was perfect, lol!

@eggiesammich 5 месяцев назад

I worked at Starbucks in a quaint downtown area many years ago... It was such a magical experience, we knew all the regulars by name and order and went a full year with no employee turnover. I have friends I made there who I still see regularly 15+ years later. It is a very different place now with mobile orders and viral recipes and entitled customers. I do not envy the baristas in the slightest!

@beththecatlover 2 месяца назад

Man, did this start my day off great! I'm cracking up! All this SO TRUE!! But "Satin" was the icing on the cake!🤣😆🤣

@leslieperkins2722 10 месяцев назад

The next time I am in Starbucks I am going to say my name is Anastasia Beaverhausen.

@drinkinslim 10 месяцев назад

Well, they'll just use the first name, anyway. :)

@leslieperkins2722 10 месяцев назад

@@drinkinslim on Will and Grace, that name was the character Karen’s alias.

@powerhouse884 10 месяцев назад

@@drinkinslimExactly… lol🙄 People trying to be funny need to actually be smart about it.

@Joshua-qs3up 5 месяцев назад

😂😂😂😂😂

@TaylorAmelia 3 месяца назад

@@leslieperkins2722we know

@ringave День назад

The talent of Gaffigan is being hilarious without saying one bad word. It's clean fun comedy, not easy to deliver.

@chelonnyamidas 10 месяцев назад

Hilarious. Such a great parody of Starbuks! 🤣

@TheBent139 10 месяцев назад

Comedy is medication. These clips help me get through life. I have terrible anxiety. And panic attacks are not a good look for a 6' foot, 200 lb man. I just live my life waiting for something to go wrong. Kind of the opposite of all those self-help books. Ironically, my girlfriend studies psychology and my next😢 closet female friend is a therapist (who is a prototypical Starbucks addict), and my mother was a psychologist. So I have heard (and rejected) it all. I frustate them to no end, but they still love me, bless them. Jim relaxes me more than any of that stuff. Here he is saying what I am thinking when I get dragged into a Starbucks. It is to me the armpit of humanity. He captures the smugness of the place so well. I don't even like coffee, so this world is completely alien to me. I am the guy ordering the cocoa. And I do get those condescending looks. In Jim's honor those orders will now be coming from Satan.

@marzinjedi6437 8 месяцев назад

I served a barista coffee in my house once and they raved about how good my coffee was and it was Maxwell house coffee out of a Mr Coffee coffee maker that I poured through the grounds a second time for flavor that barista couldn’t believe that good coffee ☕️ can be made with cheap ingredients and just a pinch of salt in the coffee grounds !

@bubbledoubletrouble 10 месяцев назад

Shades of “Anybody driving faster than you is a maniac and anybody driving slower than you is a moron” 😂

@ahvavee 2 месяца назад

CARLIN!!!

@brittneythompson7218 7 месяцев назад

This is so brilliant. I worked at Starbucks 15 years ago and some of this was not the case back then, but most of it are all things I laughed about while working there!

@TwizzlerGirl 10 месяцев назад

1:22 OMFG IM DYING WHEN HE SPEAKS IN THE SATAN VOICE 🤣🤣🤣

@lemongavine 10 месяцев назад

Dunkin’ Donuts is empty inside, but the drive-through is lined up out to the freeway

@user-qf7ud5de9h 10 месяцев назад

Unfilled

@user-qf7ud5de9h 10 месяцев назад

7-11

@jerryhello 10 месяцев назад

Their coffee is absolute swill

@Terence-g2q 18 дней назад

True story, me at DD , a Saturday Morning 10am: Me: ‘May I have half a dozen glazed and half a dozen chocolate-covered…’ DD kid: ‘ Sorry we don’t have any glazed…’ Me : ‘No problem, just give me a dozen chocolate-covered…’ DD kid: ‘Sorry we don’t have any chocolate-covered donuts either’ Me: ‘Wait -what? How does that happen? Your manager must be an idiot’ DD kid: ‘ You better leave or I’m calling the police…’ Now we know why they changed their name to just Dunkin’-- because they don’t have any f//king donuts!

@kathyward1359 10 месяцев назад

One of his best...spot on!

@preciousone5496 9 месяцев назад

It takes an amazing person to do that job. I could NEVER do it.

@CalFunInSun 8 месяцев назад

I always figured they’re just amped up on free all-they-can-drink Starbucks’s

@pineconeeagleman6101 4 месяца назад

@@CalFunInSunironically they’ve cracked down on that recently lol

@user-xl7dn3zu6t 2 месяца назад

Yeah mixing shit in a cup takes so much skill.

@goatsplitter 10 месяцев назад

Always, always delivers. Constantly

@MindHunger 10 месяцев назад

I love that Jim Gaffigan provides his own soundtrack: _🎶Baa Bum-bum-bum. Baa Bum-bum-bum🎶_

@DR_L3G0 10 месяцев назад

I was waiting for this one. BAH BUM-BUM BUM

@ellonysman 10 месяцев назад

Oooooh my gosh...he's so funny and hitting my tickle bone so right one, makes me feel complete...until the show is over! NOoooooo, more! Dont go Jim!!!! Noooooo. Hes' too good.

@notquiteultralight1701 10 месяцев назад

Jim! Your talents are so needed right now! Thank you for this! I needed this!!😊🙏

@maryjojaggar9254 10 месяцев назад

The accuracy!!🤣

@zp1681 5 месяцев назад

I get to see him tonight at winstar. Im the luckiest guy in the universe.

@tacobowler 10 месяцев назад

I once watched a barista being trained. The manager gave her a laminated copy of the side of the cup and just gave the strangest orders they’d ever gotten or thought of for an hour.

@sidvicious332 10 месяцев назад

Thats a good way to do it and learn

@cucamongaduke3600 10 месяцев назад

You stood there and watched them for an hour?!

@tacobowler 10 месяцев назад

@@cucamongaduke3600 I may have been one of the people using the shop as a glorified unemployment office…

@SpearMorgan01 7 месяцев назад

❤

@icingcake 10 месяцев назад

Don’t forget the cops already on the scene at DD 😂

@souperstar7050 10 месяцев назад

Good one.

@bufutootoo4533 10 месяцев назад

The last two times I went to my local DD there was at least one cop there, and most recently there were four. It’s like they’re multiplying

@mlsaulnier 10 месяцев назад

I have a tall coffee for satin, that's Satan....dying

@bonwatcher Месяц назад

Getting Satan's name wrong at the end was just... so accurate.

@davcar23 9 месяцев назад

That Mannheim Steamroller bit got me 😆😆😆

@matthewvanover4580 10 месяцев назад

Love your comedy Jim! You rock!

@pa4625 7 месяцев назад

Dunkin active crime acene🤣🤣🤣

@christinelafromboise6731 5 месяцев назад

😂 That was hilarious, Satan.

@Baileypatt97 10 месяцев назад

Hilarious! Love Jim’s comedy.

@Arieslove176 2 месяца назад

This is golden and a great way to start my day

@onemercilessming1342 10 месяцев назад

OMG! At 3:58... There was a woman in Starbuck's interviewing candidates for a job as a wedding planner. Loudly. Those of us who wanted to just sip coffee and check our emails and ebay orders just left. Not one of the candidates asked WHY the position was open. The way the interviewer was conducting the interview, those kids had no idea what they were letting themselves in for with the b*tch. She gave conflicting expectations and you just knew that she'd be impossible to please with bridezillas just making things worse. I wanted to scream at those very young girls, "Run!! As far and as fast as you can!!! This demon-woman will drive you batsh*t. Run!"

@annenelson5656 10 месяцев назад

There’s something fishy about having a job interview at a Starbucks. Don’t they have an office or place of business? If they work from home then why is their home office not suitable for interviews? That whole thing was weird. I wish you could have told those girls to run!

@johnjohnson3709 10 месяцев назад

That whole wedding thing is ridiculous! Marriage is a baggy pants farce!

@genxx2724 10 месяцев назад

Using Starbucks as an office is inappropriate and I wish they’d kick those people out, whether they’re interviewing people or setting up their computer to work there for the day. Starbucks has destroyed the purpose of a cafe: socializing.

@johnjohnson3709 10 месяцев назад

@@genxx2724 if you weren’t so much of a Philistine you would be at a local coffee shop. Starbucks is so pedestrian!! I go to my local coffee shop. Not to be seen but to drink coffee and meet interesting people.

@genxx2724 10 месяцев назад

@@johnjohnson3709 You clearly didn’t understand my post.

@medusagorgon8432 8 месяцев назад

You've never seen anyone work so hard in your life. But you really wish they would pick up the pace. 🤣😅

@deborahmillette 10 месяцев назад

James you’re hilarious! God bless you and your family!!! 😂

@drinkinslim 10 месяцев назад

James?? No, his name is Satin. 😂

@zkgoldstein 10 месяцев назад

It's Jimothy.

@came2fastOops 8 месяцев назад

It’s Jim, you noob 😂

@kooale 9 месяцев назад

Absolute perfection, Jim G. at his very best. Doesn't anybody else here hate their coffee? Starbucks - no thanks - never!

@mel3256 2 месяца назад

Literally horrible coffee. Completely over roasted crap. Americans have zero idea about good coffee.

@BeingArtful 2 месяца назад

Comedians are so creative. How they monopolize on the minutiae of life is amazing. They say things you couldn't get away with in real time.

@moxieepoxy9544 10 месяцев назад

Jim rocks!

@krisquigley4497 10 месяцев назад

I can't order at a Starbuck's drive through without laughing.

@pa4625 5 месяцев назад

Can you move your fax machine😂😂😂😂

@anaibarra1686 10 месяцев назад

😂 grow up, Dan!! (Pa-papa-pum)

@ParkerBG 9 месяцев назад

“Hey, if you don’t like it, you don’t have to go there..” (in that old third-person voice Jim used to use 😂)

@wlkbeastmode-issiap.346 10 месяцев назад

Wow too funny and true thanks Jim

@outdoordauber 10 месяцев назад

No Starbucks near me so the Dunkin's are always PACKED!!

@ENFPerspectives 8 месяцев назад

A day in the life of Jim's brain. 😂 Wait, I am there....everyday. That's why his comedy is so relatable.

@ocasanas 5 месяцев назад

This, if not yet, needs to be a classic video to watch over and over like the Mr. Bean welcome to hell video. It was so funny, and so relatable. I'm currently in another country where Starbucks is slowly growing, and I can begin to see the same evolution in people as the ones going to the US Starbucks.

@susanwest8239 10 месяцев назад

I adore your wonderful humor!❤ I have a constant smile on my face. Love, secondary Grandma

@susanwest8239 8 месяцев назад

@jerryneuumannn wonderful. I love your show!

@heathermetz6576 9 месяцев назад

3:47 “Starbucks is not only a coffee shop, it’s also an upscale unemployment office!” That is so true.

@monicawallace-jn8tl 7 месяцев назад

My last experience at SB was not pleasant…. I got up early on a weekend, and drove to the local one. When I got there, there was hardly anyone there, and hardly any line in the drive-thru. I thought great! It will be a few minutes and then, I can enjoy my reading with my cup of Joe…. I almost left after the 1st 20 minutes of waiting. Each time I asked when my order would be ready, I was told they were working on it - which they clearly were not…. Many cups were sitting on the counter, waiting to be picked up (???). People were walking in, going over to the p/u counter and leaving. A couple of the orders were 4 or more cups each…. (Ie people had called in or ordered on the app, including at least 2 groups of orders.). This is NOT customer service, for customers who come into the store…

@JohnSmith-qz1zp 10 месяцев назад

Our town has a bunch of coffee places now. Cars block the street waiting for one on the corner. It’s so expensive! They probably spend $5 a pop! Crazy.

@phyllisnunn2061 7 месяцев назад

SO good, Jim!!!!!

@tomday1318 3 месяца назад

Love it. I miss the ordinary pot of coffee free refills.

@ENFPerspectives 8 месяцев назад

People pay to wait at a snail's pace for coffee that cost too much

@saschamaj 10 месяцев назад

Support your local coffee shop! Starbucks is the McDonald's of coffee.

@linnaeusshecut3959 10 месяцев назад

I have a Rancilio grinder and espresso maker. I look forward each morning to making my own caffè latte.

@henrikharbin5521 10 месяцев назад

I haven't been to a Starbucks by choice since January 1996. But when I did go, I would just order 'the biggest Hammerhead you have, two sugars, one cream, please". Then I would pay and walk out. Really easy.

@genxx2724 10 месяцев назад

That was back when you could get a ceramic cup. Drinking coffee from a paper cup holds no attraction for me.

@noraelam-cx1xp 10 месяцев назад

So funny 😆😂🤣 Thanks, Jim, for this very funny story and so true. The original intent of Starbucks was to have a wonderful place to come for socializing and, of course, have great coffee ☕️ However, as usual, Americans took it to far. We as a nation are spoiled. Let’s get back to simply cultivating relationships and spend time to get to know our own selves and then get to know others. We could resolve and restore a lot of things with awesome communication AND for us to truly listen to one another. God bless Jim and his continued success to help all of us laugh. God bless all of you with gifts and blessings. ❤❤❤

@ellenh9381 10 месяцев назад

My town of 28,000 got a Starbucks for the first time a few years ago. Today there were 11 people waiting inside who had ordered their drink, the cars were lined up 3/4 around the building, the pickup area for internet orders was rotating through a steady five-six drinks, there were seven people behind the counter working furiously to keep up. It took 15 minutes waiting for a caramel macchiato. Probably won’t go back on a Sunday.

@LisaGemini 10 месяцев назад

Breast milk! 😂😂 You’re hilarious, Jim! But I prefer Panera Bread coffee. ❤

@drinkinslim 10 месяцев назад

Ew, I don't think I'd like a coffee with bread in it. 😉

@normanpaterson 10 месяцев назад

Very well done, next time perhaps you can put in a joke about how darned expensive those drinks are too!

@sunshine3914 10 месяцев назад

No poo! I was with a friend who was shopping for a wedding present, & I’m not used to shopping. I was nearly sleepwalking & she suggested a pumpkin spice something since there was a Starbucks 100’ in front of us & another one 100’ behind us. Two small funny coffees $14! Sorriest “coffee” ever & didn’t taste anything like pumpkin spice.

@Macsrus5 10 месяцев назад

Oh come on 🤣 it’s pretty yummy😊

@PanAndScanBuddy 10 месяцев назад

He ordered a black coffee, it costs him nothing. It's like air.

@joseville 10 месяцев назад

I saw Bill Gates walk out of a Star Bucks. He said it's high way robbery. - copied from Conan's rant about Whole Foods

@yellowblanka6058 10 месяцев назад

@@sunshine3914That a large section of the public doesn’t question paying almost $20 for two small coffees is ludicrous. It’s not even amazing coffee or anything, you could make your own as good/better for far cheaper. Another reason so many people are drowning in debt, never questioning bleeding a veritable fortune on “fashionable” brands.

@strattonskier7229 8 месяцев назад

Just brilliant. Love you and your mind.

@billyeveryteen7328 10 месяцев назад

I used to work at Starbucks for a number of years. We always joked that we were glorified drug dealers. I say "joked," even though that's literally, factually what we were. People always rag on the folks getting complicated, fussy orders, but that I get. What I don't understand are the people who just get regular, black coffee. For starters, Starbucks' coffee beans aren't very good, but also, it's trivially easy to make drip/black coffee at home. Getting a complicated espresso drink makes sense because even making a single, plain shot of espresso at home is incredibly difficult and incredibly expensive. The grinder alone will run you anywhere from several hundred dollars for a manual, no frills grinder, to several thousand for an electric grinder. And contrary to anything that might make any sense, the grinder is the most important part of espresso making. More important than the espresso machine and more important the coffee beans, even.

@drinkinslim 10 месяцев назад

LOL, "literally" and "factually" mean you actually were drug dealers. 😅

@billyeveryteen7328 10 месяцев назад

@@drinkinslim Caffeine is a drug. We sold a drug.

@MK-lh3xd 10 месяцев назад

People go for the ambience and the luxury of sitting there for hours with their laptop, something like a temporary office for a few hours. They are basically paying for the real estate. If they are there for just black coffee and not spending time there, then it is a very expensive drink.

@pandoraeeris7860 10 месяцев назад

I don't know about others, but I get a regular tall coffee because I am homeless, it is the cheapest drink, and I use the App so I can get as many free refills per day as I want. Basically, for $3.09 I can sit all day in Starbucks and play video games on my laptop, sucking down as much coffee as I want, instead of doing whatever it is other homeless people do. Plus, after I rack up 200 pts. from buyimg regular coffee (and the promos make this really easy) I get a free absurd coffee drink, like a quad shot mocha or something.

@robertlargura8 10 месяцев назад

I brought my own cup thats cute we want to show you something.

@jeffsmith2070 7 месяцев назад

The last time I entered a Dunkin Doughnuts it literally was a crime scene!

@joeybel 10 месяцев назад

Love this, Jim!!

@dragonrider9051 10 месяцев назад

Always say large instead of venti

@B-Moye 10 месяцев назад

I love the transition Christmas music

@jblanton430 10 месяцев назад

As a daily Starbucks customer, I have to commend all the baristas for being hardworking and patient. Most are adorable and know their stuff. Leave my Starbucks alone -though you’re very funny!

@tf4606 10 месяцев назад

Adorable is vital when it comes to coffee 😝

@GarrettLeeR. 10 месяцев назад

Lighten up Franny. The best coffee is made at home.

@TeddGCM 10 месяцев назад

You got coffee back there? Well you should drink some of it so you'll move it!

@paulc7590 10 месяцев назад

Ahh. A John Pinette fan.

@a.m.a.484 10 месяцев назад

Hahaha laughing out loud with this one! 😂🤣😅

@kayladawn 10 месяцев назад

😂 I'm so glad I waited till the end😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅

@river8760 7 месяцев назад

That’s exactly how Starbucks is 😂

@Starseedtarot123 10 месяцев назад

Love this funniest guy in the world

@sburris65 10 месяцев назад

Im the same way at Chickie Filet with the app. I order on the app. Drive up and the line is out the wazoo. I hit the scanner and then breeze on by all the suckers in line!

@Gabrielle937 5 месяцев назад

The best! 😂😂

@AnnoyingMoose 5 дней назад

After giving the barista a needlessly complex coffee order and having them respond with "As you wish" I was hoping that when Jim received his drink he would say "Clearly I cannot choose the cup in front of me!".

@eedesign878 10 месяцев назад

Never been to Starbucks, or Dunkin Donuts. Or Taco Bell, or Domino’s, or Wendy’s. Propably better off without.

@Pee-Pad 6 дней назад

During the “war on Christmas,” I told them my name was “Warren Christmas.” I wish it got a laugh but I enjoyed hearing it.

@agenahurrle7223 8 месяцев назад

LOOOVE LOOOVE LOOOVE THIS!!! 😂

@sgr995 10 месяцев назад

Genius!

@oghash4912 10 месяцев назад

Genius😂👏👏👏👏👏

@christiangibbs8534 6 месяцев назад

carol of the bells never sounded creepier

@deborahlockerby1633 10 месяцев назад

I refuse to the word venti. I say.. give me your biggest tea. They say "venti?" No big.

@joannafoster3423 10 месяцев назад

Perfect!

@ladyfreedomsrawnarratives 9 месяцев назад

All of it, yes! 🤣

@user-pf4pu4dz3d 7 месяцев назад

Jim gaffigan is super hilarious guy in comedy

@justinroden2148 10 месяцев назад

As a barista for the last 8 years at the bucks, this is 100% accurate. The only complaint I have is when he says you've never seen someone work as hard but wish they could pick up the pace. Ya'll have NO IDEA how many uber/ mobile/ and cafe orders we get backed up with RELENTLESSLY at times in a high volume store. The line is more like a concentration camp and customers forget that we're ya know HUMAN and have two hands but are forced gunpoint for the sake of our shitty livelihood to say '' as you wish''

@travispertson2325 10 месяцев назад

Stay strong my friend, nothing is forever! Having said that self righteous saying, lol, THANK YOU, FOR ALL THE GREAT COFFEES YOU HAVE MADE, for all of us impatient caffeine addicts. YOUR AWESOME!!! 🤙🏼💖

@PurposeTravel 9 месяцев назад

Yeah, ok. You need to pick up the pace.

@darnley9241 9 месяцев назад

The whole routine is slamming Starbucks. He's with you, not against you!

@ENFPerspectives 8 месяцев назад

@@darnley9241she just venting

@ENFPerspectives 8 месяцев назад

Thank you

@FatGuyTries 10 месяцев назад

Please bring back dinner with the Gaffigan's😊

@drinkinslim 10 месяцев назад

*Gaffigans ;)

@FatGuyTries 10 месяцев назад

@@drinkinslim* I use voice to text I'm surprised it didn't catch that ;)

@FatGuyTries 10 месяцев назад

@@drinkinslim just for shits and giggles say gaffigan's in your voice to text to see if it does the same thing. What's crazy is it didn't even capitalize his last name.