Best Stand up comedy sketch ever! 

Haha thank you! I've just uploaded 2 more of his sketches with subtitles because this one has been rather appreciated :D Love him and his accent!

Aiysha17 please can you upload Danny Boyles gigs with subtitles

Aiysha17 canny whack a gid Scottish comedian

You're very welcome!

Hopefully the subtitles helped haha

Thank you lol

Haha it is necessary for those from basically anywhere other than Scotland :D I've just uploaded 2 more subtitled sketches from him, my goodness he's good :D

Aiysha17 yeh the accent can be kinda hard for people who aren't Scottish (I'm gonna take a guess and say that you are also Scottish?) he is super funny I've loved all the bits I've seen from him

It's easy enough to understand being Irish

I'm not saying it's all English people but some don't understand stronger accents and yeh I think those people are pretty stupid cause it ain't that hard

Markuz07 I'm glad you understand us but many non Brits do not. in fact many Brits do not. Just like certain English accents can be hard to understand. It's not always about words used. It's about speed and intonation as much as anything else. Plus certain phrases that can be English but are hard to understand at face value unless you understand the history behind them. Language and accents are complicated. I made this for a laugh and people with a similar sense of humour appreciate it. If it's not your thing, fair dooz - but don't act like everyone in the world understands all Scottish accents, because they don't.

hahaha

Paul horneto aye a can :D

Paul horneto - It's whether we can or not, it's more we can't be arsed to. ;-)

Paul horneto i had to read it twice to understand you......i'm proud of myself😉

Danny Bouy or Danny Boyle?

Danny Bhoy. My apologies. Gaelic spelling is it? Even though I'm Irish myself I was raised in Australia so I'm still not too familiar with the intricacies of the Irish or Scottish letter sound relationships, i.e. Siobhan. Stumps me every time. My favourite comedian would have t be Dave Allan RIP and Dara O'Briain. I quite like Stephen Colbert too. ps, Frankie Boyle is okay.

Ha! Ha! Sorry Martin the Pedant.

+Anthony Whelan Danny Bhoy is class mate seen a few of his show when he was in aussieland. The Bhoy is because he supports celtic btw...

Anthony Whelan Danny Bhoy is a sad sad excuse for a comedian.

Haha you're welcome hun x

Haha no problem! Many people find it challenging. When I lived in Hungary, my students were fluent in English but when we did a lesson on accents and I had them try to simultaneously translate this video to the class... well, they freaked hahaha! If you enjoyed him though, I have just uploaded two other subtitled sketches of his. :)

Exactly why I made them. 🤗😊

Hahaha it is necessary sometimes :P :D Thanks for the watch and comment though :)

I know, I love him. He is easily one of my favs! I've just uploaded 2 more short sketches from him that are also subtitled :)

Aiysha17 can you put Mickey Flanagans cockney stuff in Scotchish ? think there could be mileage in that for the scotch conasuir of comedic talent , Cheers

Kev the Rammer haha that's not a bad idea :D I may consider it :P hahaha

Kev the Rammer Kev mate! us Scots are a far more advanced People! we don't need subtitles on english comedians vids we understand every accent you people have! Even cunts from Devon and cornwall. 😉

For me lol

Gene Nelson yeah it isn't an easy task understanding some people in the UK. Especially Scotland. While most scots would call English their language, they only really write in English but tend to speak a mixture of English, Scots and Gaelic. Some words sound english, some sound slightly different and other words are swapped out for something else entirely. This is why no one can truly be fluent in any language as the same language evolves differently from place to place. It doesn't mean Brits can't speak English in it's purest form. It just feels wierd when we do. The same rules apply to many places in the states although most English speakers have little to no issue understanding Americans due to your movies, tv shows and music being so widespread.

The irony was intentional, thanks for noticing

Gene Nelson Nah! You seem like a bit of a Sherman tank! so auto correct got it spot on.

Gene Nelson No, tanks is acceptable, Londoners may refer to you as a 'septic tank', Cockney rhyming slang for 'yank'...

apparently the irony of an American describing UK English as "gibberish" has been lost on a portion of the population.

Haha Yes, that sounds perfectly fair and normal! Many people find it difficult. When I lived in Hungary, my students were fluent in English but when we did a lesson on accents and I had them try to simultaneously translate this video to the class... well, they freaked hahaha! If you enjoyed him though, I have just uploaded two other subtitled sketches of his. :)

Ahah thx !

"You can listen to their playin' but you won't know what they're sayin' 'coz the country had a language of its own." :)

Aiysha17 If you ever need a translator I do all scottish accents into English 😂

It's the same problem for english people so don't worry.

Stephen Dawson the fact you don't the answer to that question cracks me up :D Read how many foreign/English people have said they wouldn't understand him... nuf said really pal

JohnConnor310355 I agree lol maybe I'll consider doing a few of them but being Scottish, I felt I was better of starting at home :)

That's what the subtitles were for lol

haha that's him toning it down and trying to speak clearly for performance but he has improved much more now. Being Scottish, I know how funny he is, so that's why I really wanted to subtitle it because our accent is difficult to understand sometimes. To help him be understood better because I find him hilarious lol

Awww :D It is also hilarious for telling jokes. Some thing just don't "translate" well haha! I've done 2 more subtitled videos of his sketches tonight, if you fancy some more :) Thanks for watching!

Michal Kremer The fuck? He's Scottish, I'm Scottish if you're afraid of an accent well you're fucked then ain't ye?

Sorry if I hurt your feelings. I did not mean to.

Lol oh no no, Scottish :D He is from Glasgow :) I've just uploaded 2 more of his sketches with subtitles, if you fancy a look :) Thanks for watching!

Proust blasphemy!

MetroMakeover must be it. Was waiting for the punchline so that the title might make sense. But it never came

MetroMakeover Gawd save us all if that's the case. I didn't hear anything funny while this boy spent his time on stage gargling and making crude sounds, like somebody doing horrible things to a cow that hadn't been milked for a long time. Is this really how Scottish people sound or does this boy have a speech impediment of some type?

CaptBloodeye is that why you clicked in the video yeah

You must be a riot at parties.

If you believe yourself to be so high-brow that even *a joke* is beneath you, then maybe don't watch comedy clips on RU-vid. Simple.