Stephen A. rants about the Cowboys: They 'fold like cheap tents...find ways to lose!' | First Take 

“Fold like cheap tents” “allergic to prosperity”🤣🤣 he definitely has a book of insults just sitting somewhere

the cowboys being allergic to prosperity is HILARIOUS 🤣🤣🤣

"YOU MARRIED A COWBOYS FAN" 🤣😂🤣😂

Why should they have expectations?!?😂😂😂😂 Man he be killing them!

Until they prove him wrong, SAS can bash the Cowboys as much as he wants

Stephen A. roasted the Cowboys & fanbase yet again 😂😂😂

“It’s the only football team with a white house” 😂😂😂

Dallas Cowgirls rant (the reason why we are all here) starts at 8:50

Molly says to Stephen A “you’re a highlighter” But Stephen A should’ve said “I’m the highlight of this show” lol

Stephen A. Dressed up like a math teacher grading papers from home on a Saturday

Stephen A: PLEASE BRING BACK YOUR COWBOY SONG "Accident Waiting to Happen" again this season... PLEEEEASSSE!!!!🙏🙏🙏 It will be PERFECT when those times come up- cuz we know they're going to happen....😂😂😏😏😁😁🙏🙏🙏

“They invent ways to lose” 😅😅😅

Stephen A's Cowboys roasts are some of the best segments every year. Delusional owner, team and fanbase.

Stephen A dressed like he got a scratch off in his back pocket 😂

Stephan a smith a combination of curious George and the man with the yellow hat lol

We have finally made y’all…NFL SEASON IS HERE CAUSE THE COWBOYS TROLLING HAS BEGUN!!!!😂😂😂

12:09 every time I hear the story about a cowboy player getting arrested for cologne and boxers it'll live rent free in my head forever 😂😂😂😂

Stephen a Smith thinks he killem with that suit 😂😂😂

12:15 a pair of draws 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Titles video "Rants about Cowboys" and starts video talking about the Jets for 7 minutes..

The only takes i can watch SAS is about the cowboys his takes be facts and his energy is relevant😂😂😂

ESPN fell off hard after this whole woke movement, but Stephen A roasting the cowboys brings back what truly made this show goated

Imagine calling a cowboys fan a bandwagon and then proceed to make it an emphasis to mention how dallas hasn't won anything in almost 3 decades.

Cowboys & Niners forever trapped in the 90’s. Insane

So this is casual day in the studio

“You married a Cowboys fan? How in God’s name do you have the wonderful family that you have when you married a Cowboys fan?” -Stephen A. Smith🤣🤣🤣

I have yet to see a segment about the Chiefs and they won the Super Bowl. It’s Cowboys cowboys cowboys cowboys.

As a Seahawks fan and Cowboys hater, SAS is so hilarious and he is so right. The Cowboys will choke no matter what moves they make. The cowboys always find a way to lose. The last 2 playoff games they lost both had clock ⏰ issues. The Cowboys will over and over and over again. 😂🤣

When there's a will there's a way they will let you down Steven A Smith

Stephen A Smith still talk about a Cowboy getting arrested for stealing cologne and drawers 😂😂😂😂😂 lasted forever

I have been sooo waiting for this 😂😂 Its a good time to be alive!

ESPN been clearing the salary cap for Shannon Sharpe but keep Woody? Fair enough man..😂

10:04 "And he obviously got demolished". Why is nobody talking about that evisceration?

Molly got jealous over SAS wearing his good watch. 😂

Cowpies already taking L’s and the season hasn’t started

My man SAS is on a mission right after tha show fitted down like that

I was thinking same thing..why he looking at Molly when he's supposed to be talking to Stephen A 😂😂😂😂

SA on them facts ….took me years to realize 😂

Stephen A got that men’s warehouse special outfit on 🤣

Fold like a cheap tent 😂

Molly lit today!! 😂 I’m here for it!

"They're the only football team with a White House" is crazy for the young folks who may not know what SAS referring to 😂😅

Allergic prosperity 😂😂

SAS’s ego is out of control this week lol jesus, needs JJ reddick on to destroy him

Steven a Smith, it is one of a kind There will never be another one. The best I ever seen. Nobody like him on t v keep it going

4:16 😂lookin like an upsidedown pencil ✏️sharp, takin notes here📂📝

Saludos. My. Brother. Stephen

Molly needs to go.

Stephen A drippin 😈

Kinda like how Chase Claypool celebrated a 1st down when they had no timeouts xD

This little man likes the sound of his own voice.

Everyone talks about the cowboys more then they own fans do lmao

Is it Casual Friday??? Lol

Molly wanted smoke today😂😂

Find another team to talk about, SAS. We get it. You hate Dallas

I can’t help but feel like Stephen a has been going overboard since the ESPN fired all those folks. Seems like he may be a lil nervous about being the “top dog”. Like he knows his throne is being taken over slowly

Stephen A Smith over there looking like the unc at the reunion standing by the grill telling you how to cook smoked ribs right.

Molly "I'm apart of the conversation too" 😭

Haha she said knew he had a bandwagon team 😂😂

Steven A look like every uncle at the family reunion bbq.

This mans greatness goes so under the radar sometimes. Stephen A smith for as long as I can remember has been holding it down at ESPN and year after year after year this man trolls the cowboys and has been shutting this fanbase up little by little and you know that just one glimpse of hope will get them all chirpin again. Stephen A has been showing cowboys how to be better fans but they just dont learn. At the first sign of a little winning streak cowboys fans go crazy and this man sits back in his chair just waiting and they never let. Him. Down. I mean its beautiful. I wanna say that if and only if the cowboys fans learn to shut up and not overreact to the first sign of hope only then will they start having sucess but honestly the team needs to play well too and for some reason even when the roster seems elite they have the Russell Westbrook of football at QB. No matter how good of a QB he is he is just not a winner and cannot get it done. Its unfortunate because hes a nice guy but the cowboys need to realize he cannot lead them to the promise land. If they dont draft a QB they screwed because no star QB wants to go there and even if they think about it theres always another team that comes in and snatches them up. When you play for a team like Dallas because of the high expectations you almost have to force yourself to be at your best because if not you will get crucified and for that reason no superstar quarterback should waste even a year of their career with a white and blue uniform and a star helmet.

Why do this network talk about the cowboys so much? My goodness, isn’t there other teams in the NFL?

Tyron Tannehill, must be a rookie this year 😂

I thought I was the only one that still remembers a Dallas Cowboy player stealing Gucci Guilty Black cologne & a pair of underwear after a game. I never forget Stephen A., Cari Champion & Skip were on the air when that story broke & Stephen A. lost it cracking jokes. Hilarious then, Hilarious now.

Im a Cowboys fan and i have to agree with Gary Gnu i mean Stephen A. ✋✋👈🏾👈🏾

Stephen A Smith look like he wearing a banana suit. He might as well stand up and sing "it's peanut butter jelly time".

What % of EVERY single show on espn talks about the Cowboys, Dak, Jerry, Micah, Pollard or Diggs??

Molly talks too much at times 😞! I want to hear Smith & Woody.

That guy that stole a pair of draws and cologne his name is Joseph Randle. After he did cowboys still kept him! SAS is spot on when talk about Cowboys failure

I love when Molly acts normal, and not all stuck up and snobbish, she’s very attractive when she acts normal, and “tries” to be funny 😂

Here's why we always find a way to lose, Dak Prescott.

I dunno...they have a pretty good roster this season... I just don't trust Dak.. would be better off starting Cooper Rush and I'm not joking 😉

lol he knows how to get under my skin.... WE WILL PREVAIL!!!!!

Looking like a lightning bolt

Rodger's arrogance is going to allow him to make the exact same mistake he made last season = he didn't get any "reps-in" with his "new" receivers & it cost him "a lot " of games, to start the season = I won't be surprised when AR loses the lockerroom early

I’m voting for the cowboys this year just because I want Stephen to have to come in and say something really good about them

I guess it's just 2 NFL teams (Jets & Cowboys)

STEPHEN A SPLASHING SAUCE 💦 AND HE 🩸STEPPING 😂😂😂

An expensive tent is easy to fold , and a cheap tent is difficult to fold, because it's cheap , so that's not a good analogy on the title of this.....and that's FACTUAL 💯

Molly is right to call out Damien Woody. He’s been a Dallas homer for a while.

THE TRUTH HURTS DON'T IT ?

the cowboys need to learn to meet expectations before they can raise them

Well he isn’t wrong they do this every year lol

Not wrong 😂

Does Jerry Jones own stock at ESPN (DISNEY) !!!! GOT DAYUM!!!!!

Molly you’re not part of the conversation and don’t talk about attention seeking lol

...at least a two sets or a quarter, just to get the blood going.

🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

Dak is the problem with Dallas. You insert just about anybody else in his spot and they're legit.

Heinz

what else is new 😂😂😂

Lmfao bro can you Atleast change the hate speech?

All it takes is one year.

It’s hard to listen to. Just everyone talking over each other.

10:24

The only way for him to appear relevant is to hate on the Cowboys, because he really doesn't know that much about sports. What a CHUMP ! He fits right in with the rest of ESPNs soap opera cast of talking heads.

A Super Bowl is the only thing that will shut him up. No matter how many games they win he can always say stuff like that which you could do with every team. His boy Aaron Rodgers should get the same treatment the Cowboys do.

We get it Dak Prescott and the cowboys are trash.We only here it every sing day‼️

Cant wait till the Giants smack these boys.

They invent ways to lose 😂😂😂😂