Old Man is back with a scary Super Mario story! This isn't a haunted game though! It's a silly made up story about a hidden evil level that's apparently in Mario World. phelous.com / phelous
Luigi hates that mario is always in the spotlight, so his plan for revenge is ensuring Bowser always kidnaps the princess so Mario will go on adventures and continue getting all the spotlight.
“How else did Bowser always kidnap the princess?” Gee, I dunno, the fact that he’s a massive, fire-breathing turtle with an army of loyal soldiers and spell-casters who turn all who stand in their way into creatures and inanimate objects?
Fun Fact: The "blind boo" was a real thing. They were only used once in the game "Super Princess Peach" on the DS appearing in the level titled "Blind Boo's Bluff" (a pun on "blind man's bluff"). The "blind boo" was a boo wearing a blindfold so they would chase you whether you were looking at them or not.
*Me:* That's pretty Dangerous of you, Sarah. *Bwahriana:* (Dressed as Bowsette) HAH! You said Dangerous! *Me:* Oh fuck off, Bwahriana! And take that stupid wig off. (I grab the Bowsette wig she's wearing and pull it off... only to tear off her fur in the process... including her real hair modeled after Ariana Grande) *Me:* Oops... (as the real hair falls to the floor...) *Bwahriana:* There is no oops, bud. You just ruined my Halloween costume! *Me:* Crud. (I run away after putting the wig back on, while Bwahriana unleashes her version of Thundaga called Grande Thundaga to chase me)
It's nice of the narrator to let us know that this story isn't a cliched, by-the-numbers videogame pasta full of the usual tropes before getting on with his cliched, by-the-numbers videogame pasta full of the usual tropes It's like when Disney goes "tHiS aiN'T goNnA bE lIkE thOse OTHER fAiRy taLeS".
I was actually literally, figuratively actually scared for weeks! But then I came to my senses before realizing it wasn't possible that it could possibly be real before I got over it before I died. Good thing I got out of that scrape before I actually saw this episode!
@@TommyDeonauthsArchives An intrepid imitation of brain waste might be an even greater affront to intelligence. Because there was the notion of "You should have known better."
I did not know I needed this until now. I can already imagine all the game mechanics for “Super Old Man World”: 1.) Instead of Yoshi’s house as the starting area, you will have Beauty’s farm with Beauty and her siblings wandering in the background. Old Man has to journey across the animated worlds of Golden Films, Goodtimes, Burbank, and so on until he reaches the harbor to pick up his cargo. The enemies encountered will be modeled off of characters from those films. 2.) Instead of Yoshi, you will be allowed to ride the horse around. 3.) You will now no longer need your mount to eat stuff. Whenever Old Man’s head touches an edible background object, like an apple, candle, caterpillar, or mouse, Old Man will just inhale it. You will also always have an extra button available, to make Old Man reach his hand out to grab something, which can still be used to eat at least some of the really small enemies like Yoshi’s tongue. 4.) The power-ups will include things like Wonderland snacks to make you grow huge, Quasimodo’s angel wings for flying around, etc. 5.) Instead of conquering castles and fortresses occupied by evil minions, Old Man will find a random estate while on his journey. The door creaks open, so obviously he is invited to crash there for the night. After leaving his horse to “rest in a warm stable”, Old Man meets the boss at the end of the level, who is instead the owner of the castle and rightfully pissed that Old Man just trespassed, rather than a villainous son of Bowser. After Old Man defeats the castle owner and spends the night, you will have the option to save your game as you normally do in Super Mario World. 6.) Ghost houses will be filled with characters and gimmicks encountered in Old Man’s CreepyPasta readings, like blind boos, dead Squidward, Jeff the Killer, Sonic in Genocide City, bloody bullet bill that cannot be avoided without invincibility, etc. 7.) Whenever Old Man dies and falls to the bottom of the screen, you will be an animation of him landing in the junkyard and losing one “use”. 8.) Instead of encountering a ghost shop in the middle of the lagoon to reach Bowser’s area, Old Man will finally reach his cargo ship, only to find out that it took heavy damage in a storm, tragically leaving his goods completely useless now! 9.) Old Man then ventures into the property owned by the Goomba Warthog. After plucking a rose, fighting the Goomba Warthog, and failing after a while, Old Man is able to make a deal. Instead of Mario saving Peach from Bowser, Old Man sells his daughter to the Goomba Warthog for even more treasure. *Beauty Gasps!* HYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! 10.) If you uncover the secret special world and complete it, you will have the option of teleporting into an alternate Dingo/Bevanfield world, where the art style and enemy sprites for each level are altered. Certain areas will have visible garbage area, and Old Man will meet the Dingo/Bevanfield versions of certain enemies like the dinosaurs, Balto, the lion king, the killer blood bush, Wabuu, the birds, the Beast, etc. (Now, the only problem then it how we recreate those underwater levels, unless Old Man can just conjure up a giant protective bubble around himself to avoid becoming useless)
@@MediumRareOpinions Well shoot. Time to join another religion... I might want to look into this "Blood God" people keep yelling about. A bit brutal, but at least he is okay with liquids.
Fun fact: I Hate You was written as a parody. But it still has unironic fans who take it seriously. I will say this, though: the I Hate You romhack is _awesome._ Not scary, but cool, especially with the boss battle with Luigi at the end... The EXE version can nob RIGHT off, though. Especially with the jumpscares that just mash up images from other bad creepypasta.
Welp, you heard the crappypasta, this is TOTALLY CANON NOW. Though you have to wonder why Nintendo never followed up on it when it was so clearly intentional, even to the degree that it was localized into English. They were apparently SO excited to have this bit of lore uncovered they remade it in (at least) Super Mario All-Stars And World because the Luigi sprite is from the later releases, but didn't want to tarnish the mystery by making it easier to find. Obviously, when nobody discovered the secret for over 28 years, they decided to quietly drop the matter. But we MUST rectify this situation. Demand Evil Zombie Luigi for Smash Bros. It's what Shigeru Miyamoto wanted all along.
And what happens if you play 2-player mode and Luigi beats this level? It's also amazing how as much as this game's been picked apart, hacked, had all it's sprites ripped, etc. that no one has ever seen any of these bloody sprites...
By the glory of all that's useless I thought that we'd never hear Old Man read another stupid Creepypasta ever again. Boy was I wrong, welcome back Old Man!
Oh man I really hate creepy pastas... Why are they always written about childhood shows and games? They are all so incredibly fake and poorly written it would be unbearable. Thankfully we have Old Man who makes them bearable and frequently says exactly what the audience is thinking.
this one was a parody! not necessarily a GOOD one, but a parody nonetheless. I think this one was by the same person who did the Abandoned By Disney series which has some good parts
Have you ever thought that maybe you just haven't found a good creepypasta yet? I mean, I get it, such a thing is hard to come by especially in a community as unwelcoming as the creepypasta one, but saying anything made by the community is straight up garbage is a hasty generalization, forming a negative opinion for a method of storytelling because it just so happens that the most popular works using it also tend to be the most lacking in quality is illogical, you're negative opinion is only worth listening to if you can provide convincing arguments to back it up, and just so you know: "I hated creepypastas X, Y and Z, therefore all creepypastas are bad" isn't a very good argument if X, Y and Z were creepypastas that were scrutinized and loathed heavily by members of the creepypasta community, "creepypastas are always about X or Y, therefore they're unoriginal" is also not a good argument because that's only true if you're selectively reading creepypastas about these things, doing so is an act of cherry picking, "creepypastas always use tropes X, Y and Z, therefore they're cliché" so? Stories made in any medium always share similar tropes, that doesn't make them cliché; if there's anything that you find illogical about my argument, point it out to me.
Could it be that "childhood shows and games" is a popular topic, and corrupting innocence is satisfying for edgy teenagers who are still learning how to write compelling stories? Well, guess we gotta break their hands so only _worthy_ stories may reach your gaze. Also, I wasn't aware that Jeff the Killer, Laughing Jack, Smile Dog, and Slenderman were from children's franchises. Honestly. I've been hearing this complaint since 2012. Give it a rest.
Petition for an Old Man Christmas Special. I'm normally sick of "Christmas Carol" or "It's A Wonderful Life" retellings, but I would *die* to see an Old Man version of either.
Old Man as Scrooge and Old Mayor as Nephew Fred. "Hell-lo cous-sin, would you like to come to my par-ty to-morr-ow?" "No way, I...um...I'm having my own party, and I'll need a bit of extra money for food and stuff...." *holds up bags of money* "Well, it is Christ-massss." *Clip of Old Man riding away* "And a Happy New Year, SUCKER!"
We the Ironborn have longed expected the second coming of our blessed drowned god. What is useless may never spoil, but rises again harder and stronger. HYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
@@rassilontdavros3004 Jan Rabson is a well-known voice actor who originally voiced Old Man in the Golden Films/GoodTimes adaptation of Beauty and the Beast in 1992.
He voiced Kerma, lol. And also whole bunch of characters from almost everything. But not credited in Beauty and the Beast, nether on IMDB nor on Kinopoisk.ru
I can still enjoy a creepy pasta today from time to time. It's just suck that the community becomes self aware to the extent of telling the reader what isn't the story, or saying "I'm not going to tell this is real, I wouldn't believe my self" Or some variation "No guys this is like for seriously real!" And have to spend a paragraph to do so. If you wanna engage a real vibe to your story, don't fricken start with the I swears, or trying so hard to make people think it actually happened in the beginning of your story. Don't make your stories based around slasher creatures, or something so ungrounded in reality, and then add a bit of pleading at the start as a cheap tactic to make it feel like it's happening and therefore real. I'm not saying not to make slasher creature Creepy pastas, or supernatural creepy pastas, but if you wanna sell people on the real factor, ground your story a bit. Look at "The Smiling Man" "My Sister is An Urban Legend" or "Candle cove" they are grounded stories and sell the real factor well enough, and i can believe these stories actually happened. Please stop putting "This shit is for real" or "I'm not here to entertain you" shit at the beginning, and tell your story.
Actually you can do cool stuff like holding an item with Y and then tapping X to spin with the cape or throw fireballs and not drop the item, or throwing fireballs at incoming enemies without dropping your momentum any.
From looking at the way other people tend to hold controllers, apparently I'm just talented or something. For example, I also have no trouble at all holding a charge shot with Y and dash-jumping with A and B at the same time in the Mega Man X games (or square, circle, and X on a PlayStation controller).
So Phelous uploads two MARIO cartoon videos and I think "Well, this Halloween can't any better now" *makes another Old Man reads Creepypasta video* This is the best Halloween ever! XD Thank you, Phelan.
Fun fact- before this episode aired, there was a Creepypasta about a lost episode of “Old Man Reads Creepypastas” where he reads this story. Or tries to, anyway...
*Siro:* So... what did you think of this creepypasta reading, Wabuu? *Wabuu:* Not enough Bowsette references or drinking, 0 out of Ten! *Siro:* (Crumples paper... but throws it away) Oh... whatever.
Well, at least this guy wasn't the typical super easily-scared creepypasta protagonist and said he'll keep on playing the game. That's at least a decent change of-- OH wait. The text was written in blood, not *S O L I D B L A C K T E X T* Never mind, that's obviously why he wasn't freaking out.
xD thanks for making my Halloween, hope yours wasn't completely useless. Is it just me or does anyone else want to see a tryouts for Phelous' other characters reading creepypastas? Halloweenie: "It was said this season of Halloweenie was cancelled because of a lack of budget, but I discovered it was cancelled for more upsetting reasons!" Actually it was cancelled because you're all cheap pieces of...*cut* Wabuu: This story is sooooo stupid, how about I tell you the time I was accused of being a child murderer and almost killed a squirrel? Halloweenie: "Suddenly Halloweenie threatened to kill us all, but then it cut for 5 frames and then resumed as if nothing happened" This episode wasn't haunted, that was just the bad editing *cut* I mean GOOOOD editing! *cut* I mean SPOOOOOKY! Coulier Venkman: "Welcome to "SLIMER! reads Creepypasta" because how could we ever read an entire book without Slimer?" Egon: "Speaking of books what happened to Wordsworth?" Ray: "Q5 said something about him being an occult text and his sharp edges scaring kids" Egon: "So they just released a potentially dangerous arcane artifact?" Coulier Venkman: "Cut it out Egon! What's the worst that can happen?" *Cut to the Jr. Ghostbusters using Wordsworth to summon Cthulhu* Halloweenie: "Suddenly Pumpkinweenie had hyper realistic eyes!" Pumpkinweenie: What the Hell does that mean? *Cut to Pumpkinweenie with sticky eyes* Paige: "....and so Paige lived happily ever after" *Grandpa appears behind her with a shotgun. BANG!*
Luigi is tired of always being in Mario's shadow yet he's been in on it.. right from the start? And has been making sure it goes.. like it always has. That's quite an angle he's got there. :D
One of my favourite memories is spending Halloween evening in the freezing cold waiting for the bus with only the warmth of Old Man reading creepypasta to keep me warm. Good thing it wan't raining of i would have been etc....you know the rest
1:43 When Old Man read " supposed to find but never did" all I could hear was "sponsored by the letter D". 😂 And it took me five freaking times of going back and listening to it over again before I finally understood it correctly.
"I Slightly Dislike You" was the only good thing to ever come of this creepypasta. "It was in this manner that I must have beaten and re-beaten my dick, thousands upon thousands of times."
Old Man should get together with Fat Grandma. Not only would they be a cute couple, but it would also prevent the bad future were Fat Grandma marries the Cinema Snob.
* sees the thumbnail of old man reads * reaction: Ohhhh, it's back! It was enough to light a smile in my face ^^ Don't forget that you have yet to do "Ben Drowned", Phelan xD If you are out of ideas for this, ask us through a comment on community. There are tons of godawful creepypasta to roast. You rock, man!
Ya know, listening to Old Man reading these ‘haunted video game’ creepypastas just makes me realise they are probably just written in the hopes some programmer makes them into actual games, if so then it works. To be fair the games are better than the stories they are based on.
Fun fact, the writer originally made this as a joke pasta. It still got the creepy pasta of the month award Quoted from tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/YMMV/BadCreepypasta Over their treatment of I HATE YOU. The author, Slime Beast, is near-universally acclaimed in the community for his expert writing and creative horror concepts, and Jacob seems perfectly willing to acknowledge this, including Funnymouthas one of his "Top 5 Best Creepypastas". However, when the subject of the story comes up, the guys universally use it as a measure for the laughably awful lows of the creepypasta medium. I HATE YOU, in fact, was never posted as a serious effort
ALWAYS happy to see Old Man Reads Creepypastas to pop up on my dash! Gotta wonder, though....what would it take for Old Man to tackle the (in)famous NES Godzilla creepypasta?
