Superman VS The Imposter 

I mean with how wacko Lex’s schemes are and the one guy where you can only banish by making him say his name backwards or something, everything goes at this point

Kryptonite isn't that rare though.

Well kryptonite is apparently everywhere.

"It’s a rare stone Clark"

There used to just be green kryptonite but now there's kryptonite in all sorts of colours. There's the red one, there's the yellow one.

Batman: A purse snatcher I caught the other day had like 5 of them.

This comment reminds me of Undead Humor's Justice League Abridged videos. Lex once used Kryptonite as spoon for his cereal in there.

Isn't kryptonite a deadly radioactive material in some canon? That's not good.

Holy shit you even added a stammer, that is attention to detail.

To be fair, Kryptonite is just pieces of a planet much bigger than the Earth, it makes sense for it to be abundant

Proof that woman hear what they want to hear.

And when she poses a question that can't be flipped he defaults to just throwing it back and IT WORKS

@@polreamonn Ah yes the fictional parody cartoon about a flying alien superhero is proof that women are trash. Bruh you're reaching so hard for a reason to be misogynist that you're practically Mr. Fantastic.

​@@polreamonnmy brother in christ this is a skit

​@@GordonF1Hey, it's just proof that incels hear what they wanna hear.

I mean why the heck whould she pull a gun on Supes if she didn't have Kryptonite bullets? She knows how durable he is. I would think she had them too rather than think she's a dumbass. lol

@@RaxusXeronos Hm. Worst prank ever?

Lois probably has a backup kryptonite gun incase superman gets hit by the rare mysoginy kryptonite that makes you want to beat up your wife or some shit

Weellll we got your buck shot, usually good for bigger animals, and of course we carry duck shot for smaller gain, oh and over here we have Kryptonite bullets. Actually we got a special deal on them, turns out I bought these when Kryptonite was rare and uh… Yeah, I lost a lotta money on just a case, can you buy a few off of me? Please?

Let’s be fair, Lex sold each Kryptonite bullet for $0.99 each on eBay to piss off Superman

Exactly

he knows who the fake one is, so by proxy yes, he does know who the real one is

yes he did, but I thinks he's making fun of Louis since she also knew who the real Superman is.

@quixote_7 Louis💔

​@@Bol_Sadguy. She is scummy, The Superman deserves a lot better

"Oh no. Anyways..."

Lois: "Before you die, do you have any last words?"

".If Only i Was faster than a speeding Bullet."

​​@@DERPINATOR9999Superman: "...Lana was better in bed!"

a gun loaded with kryptonite

The answer is always bi-winning

@@sdgdhpmbp You borrow my brain for 5 seconds and just be like ‘dude can’t handle it unplug this bastard’ yeah because it just it fires in a way that’s just is um I don’t know maybe not from this particular terrestrial realm

'Songify This: Winning' contains all the answers to life.

"WWCSD" "What would C.S. Lewis Do?" "Sure. Let's go with THAT"😄

Win here, win there, win win everywhere

"Bizzaro loves wife."

Bizarro doesnt beat wife

Ah

How does not knowing what language Lois took in her third year of university make him a bad husband?

​@@MattNotFat that's why you're not married

Imagine if the video included Lois Lane trying to make Bizarro a honorary Jimmy Olsen.

Friend?

@@abdullahalmansoori4489 Batman & Superman weren’t lovers in that previous Bizarro encounter.

Hi

She knew the entire time. All she wanted was he fiancee to know anything about her. Now I'm more concerned about bizzaro. If he is supposed to be the opposite of Superman, Why does he have the invincibility, speed and the ability to fly, but has ice Lazer beams and fire breath? He should be made of tissue paper, sloth speed and can't even walk

The Charlie Sheen one, you expect Bizarro world to know Charlie Sheen?

​@@BeyondDaX Charlie Sheen is probably a universal constant

Why else would she threaten to shoot him?

​@@potsdam28To fuck with him. She was clearly upset about him flying away to avoid her parents or forgetting shit.

@@t.dmattocks6119To be fair her father is a massive jerk. Not excusing superman’s actions just saying.

💀💀💀

And then the bullet pings off Superman and hits Bruce right in the mouf

Reminds me of the time Bruce totally stole Lois from Clark. SNAP!

Robin: Holy Matrimony Batman! Lets get over there and help Superman. Batman: Not this time chum. Batman does not get involved in domestic disputes.

​@Chris_Sizemore He does occasionally, but it typically involves a stun grenade: gas or pyrotechnical.

So wait, does that mean Superman has Emilio Estevez in his head?

Was it Zack Snyder?

Cheaper than fake kryptonite too 🤣

And superman tried to borrow batman's pirate boat...

kryptonite isn't a real substance

@@douglasmarshall6949 neither is lois Lane Watson. He is talking about an event that happened inside a comic book.

Except for Lobo I think, but that's not a good statement on us.

I mean: Bizarro is complete opposite of Sups, so he may be vincible?

The girl's an idiot sometimes. 😓

​@@AgentWolnyTyl3k I think Bizarro is... [TITLE CARD]

@@AgentWolnyTyl3kheh, I guess he’s not… INVINCIBLE

@@AgentWolnyTyl3k Evil Jim: oh don’t be so literal-minded! (Earthworm Jim cartoon)

Bizzaro: superman not want help to mess with batman. Superman: yes bizzaro I would love that.

@@Enkide Bizzaro's translation: Superman want help to mess with Batman? Superman from Bizzaros view: No Bizarro, I would hate that. Is this correct?

@@Funtime_Fz I don't know lore of super man well, but as I understand, Bizarro speak backwards, but understand everything non backward. (For example: Bizarro: I hate cats Superman: Me too. It will as "Bizarro likes cats. Super man likes them too." Again, I could be wrong.

HA!😂 "Bizarro understand" "Neither do I"

Even his friends have tons of it

@@potsdam28 Batman probably has enough to make a small moon

@@JohnnyYeTaecanUktena Green lantern can just make it with his power ring anytime

@@potsdam28 he can only make non lethal variants depending on who the GL is. In order to go against the ring's programming you need a massive amount of willpower to the point you can create your own ring

And it's not just green anymore there's the red one, the black one, the blue one... the pink one...

But then again, Charlie Sheen's advice.

Mocking Lois and probably loaded it with Kryponite I mean there was probably a box full of Lex corp branded Kryptonite bullets near the door on the roof

Gun could have had lead in it

Insert laugh track and Seinfeld bass guitar here.

“Addmitatly it’s become a bit of a problem”

To be fair, Bizzaro is the most unpredictable opponent Superman faces, other then Mr. Myxispilx (or however you spell that) who knows what he would do with a gun- plus he is also as fast as superman, he could easily shoot the gun and then interfere with superman while the bullet hits someone.

Most Bizzarros wouldn't be affected by normal bullets either.

Can you say something else besides "Yes"? "No"

On the second question he just says purple 😂😂😂

Well, why do some people attend shooting ranges?

yeah, but it's funny

Ah you must have seen my adventures with Superman

“It literally falls from the sky like rain”

Once you've had Black Adam, you don't go back, Adam.

Yeah I really like his backwards S its really completes his outfit.

Obviously you’re speaking Bizarro language, Bizarro is hotter than billionaire playboy Bruce Wayne and Batman combined

not sure why superman aimed the gun at bizarro and lois at the end though

​@@notsam2270it wasn't superman

OMG I NEED SOLID JJ TO MAKE A VIDEO ABOUT THAT

Jason: I can’t tell which is the real one. I’ll have to shoot both Batman: wait wha-

@@mattblaster2378 Damn... Imagine after shooting both of them Jason just introduces the Punisher as his new daddy.

​@@joshuahall1581 Punisher is like exhibit A on why Jason is useless. Punisher grew old killing criminals in the same city as Kingpin and never getting to him ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

​@@TheArklyte Also, Jason is from the comics universe where no one dies and keeps reviving, why bother killing the Joker when he will return? Also weird that Jason Todd, the fucking guy who randomly rose from his grave months after he died, is always talking like death is final. "Trust me Bruce, no one comes back from the dead, listen to me, the guy who crawled back from his grave, if you can't trust me on how death totally works, who can you trust!?"

Depends on how much kryptonite they have, potentially enough Kryptonite would start hurting him before it hit him, slowing him down enough for it to hit him, but also if he dodges a radioactive bullet would go and land somewhere in metropolis. Real talk Supe's LETS bullets and stuff hit him because it causes less collateral damage then if he dodged them, luthor aims a ray gun at him, better he tank it then let it hit the building full of people behind him sort of thing.

Is that the opposite of purple? 😂

@@sebastiancoar1991 from a pigment standpoint yeah

it's funny how many people are missing that lol

How would that make sense?

I don't think so, I am sure he is fine calling himself Bizarro.

But he does know, he speaks in backwards.

You mean *knowing* who the real Superman is

Love this ​@@maxwell6881

But knowing means in the current moment. So him knowing means he just found out in the scuffle and will forget about it as soon as it's over as well.

"Bizarro loves being beaten into submission" who remembers this silent cry for help?