I'm doing it again cuz the first time didn't work except this time it's different because I took off my hoodie right before filming this and it left a little piece of fuzz on my shirt that you can look at for the whole video
Guys , the first try is the truth. Danny = Kurtis Danny is also = Drew (we all know that) And therefore Drew = Kurtis And here we have it; Danny, Drew and Kurtis are the same people.
Okay but showing that Kurtis is Danny deep inside is why they're friends and that makes me happy. They all 3 are like a weird triad of eclectic different-sameness that makes up the perfect man in 3 different parts lol
"All I had to do was pretend to _not_ be me, and answer as someone who _thinks_ they know me, and then I did it." Danny just had that experience you get when you hear your own voice on a recording for the first time, but for his _entire personality_ . I'll need to brush up on my Carl Jung to understand this psychological vortex. P.S. "Binging Cringy" would be an amazing name for a RU-vid channel.
I wish I was in high school again, just so I could use "I don't have dreams that I work towards, I have nightmares that I work away from" as a yearbook quote, that line was a BANGER
Inspirational? How? Like yeah its true for most people who dont really know what to do with their life but its not giving me motivation... it might even be making me sadder
Quiz: "welcome to Kurtistown" * puts hot and provocative shirtless picture of Kurtis* Also quiz: *puts a picture of Danny that shows just his head and taken trom a usually unflattering angle*
if u thought this was his main channel, you’re wrong. this is actually his second channel, where he likes to get a bit more goofy, crazy, wacky, fun, silly and drink la croix.
I have a conspiracy theory I think Kurtis made this quiz. Here’s my evidence: -The beginning says welcome to Kurtistown -barely anything Danny chose was related to Kurtis -out of every picture to put at the end why would they choose a “hot” one (I feel like a member of Kurtistown would choose a meme-y one) -uh There’s my reasons 😎
No, not in that picture lmao. Danny is just as pretty as Kurtis, but you can't try and tell me the picture they used for him wasn't drastically different from the one that they used for kurtis 😂
I'm so happy for him, he is the kind of guy who makes you feel so nice when they feel nice, it's almost even better than if it happens to you really, you would prefer just to watch :D
i can't even explain it. i just couldn't stop finding everything absolutely hilarious as soon as you got kurtis. the rest of the video just set me off on a laughing fit.
Small thing I thought was cute: only answer he didn’t read all the options for was the ‘your opinion on marriage’ one, and both times he immediately picked “It rules”. Good to know he and Laura are doing well :)
when you said “nightmares that you work _away_ from”, that realllyyy cracked me up!! After you said it, I said out loud to my self: “away from, heh... . . . . . AWAY FROM, HA!!”
He literally goes through the 5 stages of grief when he gets his results. denial (shock), anger, depression, bargaining (struggling to find meaning), and finally acceptance (moving on). Like I've never seen it portrayed so perfectly.
I will binge watch this channel and it makes me go through SO MANY sparkling waters. It's like when I watched The Killing and had to take cigarette breaks every fifteen minutes, but this is healthier both physically and mentally. Except when I have to get up to pee and end up tripping down the stairs and stumbling blind into the bathroom because falling down the stairs blinded me. And also waking up all the pets in the house.
“I don’t have dreams that I work towards, I have nightmares that I run away from” was such an unironically deep moment and you just said it as a quick joke LOL
Notice how Danny always refers to Kurtis as a friend but never Drew, it’s because Kurtis is Drew’s alter ego like Hanna Montana so when Danny got Kurtis he really got Drew. He is just referring to Kurtis as his friend because he wants to hide the fact that he is also Drew! And the whole tour was just people hallucinating that there was three of them. I rest my case
Conspiracy theory: we all know how Paul Zimmer was pretending to be Troy whatever his last name is. What if Danny is really just Kurtis with a fake identity. That’s why he’s been reacting to Paul because he’s trying to hide it by making it seem like whatever Paul is doing is weird. And so when he took the quiz and got Kurtis that was really him, but he knew his cover would be blown so he did it again and got Danny. I have cracked this case wide open. Drew and Danny aren’t the same people. Kurtis and Danny are.
