TAYLOR SWIFT DERANGEMENT SYNDROME

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@mgg9416 7 месяцев назад

1989? More like 1984.

@conorkelly947 7 месяцев назад

omg jojorwel

@osullivan617 7 месяцев назад

Van Halen

@quarts_i_guess 7 месяцев назад

pawn storm incoming

@Iturrisoga 7 месяцев назад

literally

@gollossalkitty 7 месяцев назад

More like 1998 when the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell phone number In case of emergency and those definitely happen a lot of times has ms of the matter is that the speed of

@brokengirrafe 7 месяцев назад

after all these years, I am happy to announce that this, indeed, is the plan.

@marcusianparrish 7 месяцев назад

It never really went away.... 🎉😳🤯

@shenanigansforsure 7 месяцев назад

I’m not asking for more I’m demanding it

@AlexandreDuqueque 7 месяцев назад

That was always the plan.

@Ismael-kc3ry 7 месяцев назад

We’ve never been so back

@ShiZm0 7 месяцев назад

Ironic that your PFP is "Happiness"

@mogullll 7 месяцев назад

Thanks fantano for abandoning your music reviews to pursue journalism

@sweatyass223 7 месяцев назад

arent reviewers just journalists?

@anarchclown 7 месяцев назад

So brave!

@andrew1131 7 месяцев назад

Wait til we see him cross the US-Canada border illegally

@xanatharstudios 7 месяцев назад

hes a music journalist

@beigegecko 7 месяцев назад

@@Dskseano, it’s conservatives who are pushing a conspiracy that taylor is a pentagon psyop. naturally, this deranged nonsense sparks a lot of ridicule from the opposite side… or just people who aren’t stupid enough to engage in such conspiracies

@derekrequiem4359 6 месяцев назад

"She's on a stage, she's in a cage / She's with a fox, she's in a box" those bars omfg 🥵🥵🔥🔥🔥

@bohdanvakulenko4266 6 месяцев назад

Jeesssssuuuuuus Christ

@t23c56 6 месяцев назад

MC Seuss

@rekik2936 5 месяцев назад

@@bohdanvakulenko4266 Yeezus khrist!

@bohdanvakulenko4266 5 месяцев назад

@@rekik2936 feeed my eyes

@saida-b6w 14 дней назад

I think it's a reference to her song " I know places " from 1989

@little_box3s41 7 месяцев назад

Imagine showing this to someone thats been living under a rock and doesn't understand the layers of social context displayed here.

@PsyFyFungi 7 месяцев назад

I'm on my grandson's phome, is this where the tailor is?

@isaiah5465 7 месяцев назад

Honestly, I wish I was living under a rock at this point.

@gefaehrlich 7 месяцев назад

@isaiah you poor thing 5465

@Bfrumg 7 месяцев назад

Showing this video to someone who just got out of prison since 1970

@AvAfanfromfrance 7 месяцев назад

I don't understand, because I'm European and we don't give a shit about all that

@Sam-dm8vh 7 месяцев назад

THATISTHEPLAN REVIVAL

@Dushmann_ 7 месяцев назад

except it isnt because fantano is megacucked now and sacrificed his original audience in order to keep his brand "clean"

@syntheticmemez7744 7 месяцев назад

I used to pray for times like this 🙏

@KayaGrimoire 7 месяцев назад

@@syntheticmemez7744 he really did it your prayers have been answered

@KRistian87283 7 месяцев назад

WE ARE SO BACK

@therainbro 7 месяцев назад

Beat me to it

@leauxgan 7 месяцев назад

Saying “Taylor Swift air” and showing a jet flying overhead is peak comedy

@azalago 7 месяцев назад

Thats them Taylor Swift chemtrails.

@MrJetlifeallday 7 месяцев назад

It bunches true things w false things and hurts the truth

@ilikewatermel0n 7 месяцев назад

lol she’s the leading cause of CO2 emissions bc hopping on her jet for a 13 minute trip is more important to her than hmmmm hopping on her phone to take 5 mins and speak out about 🇵🇸 - to call for a ceasefire to her 280 million followers. 😒

@MrJetlifeallday 7 месяцев назад

@@ilikewatermel0n bro nobody’s talking about that here, on the video, or anywhere else in the comments go home 😂

@butter3393 7 месяцев назад

@@ilikewatermel0nthat wasn’t hers. She sold that one. That 13 min flight was from the new owner and was probably a maintenance flight.

@Shibbert 7 месяцев назад

"Godly country music for mom, pop, and apple pie" meanwhile showing a picture of brokeback mountain, probably my favorite editing gag I've ever seen

@hurgcat 7 месяцев назад

nothing more godly than riding bare back 🤠

@ioncekilledamanwithmyshoe 7 месяцев назад

Damn, cool it on the hyperbole. It’s just kinda funny lol

@MrGamerz20 7 месяцев назад

This editing style is so wild and I love it!

@incendiarypoprocks8700 6 месяцев назад

What about all the tags still being on his suit lol

@luisantunes445 7 месяцев назад

Mom: Right Wing Fantano isn't real he can't hurt you Right Wing Fantano:

@layton6202 6 месяцев назад

Are you not right wing ?..genuinely asking

@antiantiderivative 6 месяцев назад

@@layton6202 Hopefully not, the right has gone insane

@instajawnee 6 месяцев назад

@@layton6202 was this your first day on the internet? genuinely asking

@layton6202 6 месяцев назад

@@instajawnee second week actually

@morreamanha 6 месяцев назад

@@layton6202we are not, and neither is Fantano.

@alfred8936 7 месяцев назад

i appreciate how this style of video simultaneously has a breakneck pace and also feels like being trapped in psychosis for an hour

@joeljohn2423 7 месяцев назад

“godly, country music” *brokeback mountain*

@NaomiJohnson-Granruth 7 месяцев назад

That killed me 😂

@BlanBonco 7 месяцев назад

I was looking at those wholesome football butts when her evil feminity disrupted my heteronormativity.

@BlanBonco 7 месяцев назад

The football tight ends then her face disrupted my heteronormatovity. This was worse than Grimes in the locker room.

@derekrose3328 2 месяца назад

🤝

@Abcadeaz 7 месяцев назад

Dude, I've missed these. The world needs this series back.

@Mighty_Atheismo 7 месяцев назад

I've missed Cal Chuchesta

@timewarptrio11 7 месяцев назад

What is the series called?

@butteredpopcornjellybean7583 7 месяцев назад

Thatistheplan @@timewarptrio11

@joebidenjr5902 7 месяцев назад

@@timewarptrio11 it used to be his old meme channel, I love he brought this format back

@quali-vd3ud 7 месяцев назад

thank you chairman devito

@ThatDudeinBlue 7 месяцев назад

The real journalist we all needed.

@tristansherman9611 7 месяцев назад

I didn’t expect to see you here!

@sambeatty2312 7 месяцев назад

Dad?

@kingchuckfinley 7 месяцев назад

Nice! That guy that said the same thing before you thinks so too!

@robertsteinberger5667 6 месяцев назад

More analysis about how generic her music is please

@cairothebro 7 месяцев назад

A fantano shitpost video is like getting a christmas present

@lewthedrummer 7 месяцев назад

Just figured out that if you take his burps, time stretch them and play them backwards, it says 'Taylor supports Hamas'

@muenchhausenmusic 6 месяцев назад

OMG you're right 🤯😱😱😱

@Thelemonlicorice 6 месяцев назад

Is he trying to warn us?

@justice_was_taken 7 месяцев назад

This is genuinely one of the funniest fucking videos fantano has made

@NeisanMo. 7 месяцев назад

I couldn't agree more. I was dying in the second half of the video.

@TheResidence.mp4 7 месяцев назад

thatistheplan, imo was always ahead of its time. Whenever fantano revisits the concept, it's gold

@sumstuff6956 7 месяцев назад

Beaten only by his donda review

@zatchi7811 7 месяцев назад

YES

@jacquin8511 7 месяцев назад

You gotta do the back catalogue

@theboi5584 7 месяцев назад

I’m all for the return of thatistheplan

@alecadabra_ 7 месяцев назад

THE RETURN. THE SECOND COMING

@thehamvskoopa343 7 месяцев назад

Love the name and pic bro! 🤘

@KevinContreras2013 7 месяцев назад

The second WHAT

@cesarmedina6629 7 месяцев назад

Thatistheplan

@jamesfahey2036 7 месяцев назад

WE ARE SO BACK

@visible.summer 7 месяцев назад

Let’s come!!

@domino2750 7 месяцев назад

I love it when Anthony loses his mind once or twice a year. Always makes for the most memorable vids.

@mitchellanderson3068 7 месяцев назад

Freedom isn’t free, it’s $8 a month on Twitter

@Cameronb.1026 7 месяцев назад

Fantano in a suit needs to be a regular thing

@curly-d23 7 месяцев назад

All Needles No Drops

@In.New.York.I.Milly.Rock. 7 месяцев назад

Bro didn't even remove the sleeve tags

@eliotguerin192 7 месяцев назад

@@In.New.York.I.Milly.Rock. Yeah because he stole it, duh, are you implying you also don’t steal your clothing u coward?

@LumiNyte 7 месяцев назад

Phoenixtony Wrighttano

@domino2750 7 месяцев назад

NMF in suit instead of tanktops from now on

@Katetengen 7 месяцев назад

Thatistheplan is how I discovered this dude. Genuinely thought I was watching a reupload from 2016 for a moment there, I love it.

@JM-mg4el 7 месяцев назад

Same here lol. I didn't even know about theneedledrop when I found meme review

@kidyuki1 7 месяцев назад

I ran to the comments to find the thatistheplan references

@clag1109 6 месяцев назад

i still rock my orange beanie that has orange beanie fantano on it R.I.P. THATISTHEPLAN

@JM-mg4el 6 месяцев назад

@@clag1109 I managed to snag the signed poster back then

@user-rb7ez2hc3y 7 месяцев назад

really brave for you melon to admit your decade long crush for taylor swift and challenge travis kelce on a midnight wrestling match for her love

@ezgames6925 7 месяцев назад

You mean Taylor swift and FOOTBALL

@dreadheadedguardian 7 месяцев назад

It was a bit strange when he specified he would only do it if they were both oiled up but I'd be interested in who comes out on top

@TheDirge69 7 месяцев назад

Your comment provided the ten seconds of humorous relief I need every day

@randomnerd3402 7 месяцев назад

@@dreadheadedguardian Ancient Greek Olympics style

@mauswaffles 7 месяцев назад

@@dreadheadedguardianConsidering the size of both Melon and Football respectively i think it would make it more difficult, and show their dedication towards her in that sense.

@Deadbreed_therapper 7 месяцев назад

“Is she even a virgin? PROBABRY NOT”😂💀

@patrickcasey6369 7 месяцев назад

This might be my favorite melon video ever. Dude’s got such a knack for satire. I was busting up laughing the whole video 😂

@squeakyknee 7 месяцев назад

You have no idea how much I've missed this type of content from you. You're so good at the shitposter alt right parody!

@randomsomeguy156 7 месяцев назад

Parody? Shitposter? Are you not taking fantano seriously?

@thedon04 7 месяцев назад

your editors deserve a raise

@mkphrakleio 7 месяцев назад

@@duewest1987it's just a phrase used to compliment the editor, not some form of allegation of Anthony underpaying his editor

@gamesmaster1060 7 месяцев назад

@@mkphrakleiountrue

@philiptaylor8223 7 месяцев назад

The allegation has been made. The die is cast. Fantano editors must unionise.

@gamesmaster1060 7 месяцев назад

@@philiptaylor8223 Censorship is now being carried out

@jjcoola998 7 месяцев назад

@@gamesmaster1060deep state confirmed

@TheKeeperofChaos 7 месяцев назад

"So you gonna make a video covering Taylor Swift?" - Chuchesta "That is the plan, Cal" - Fantano

@MultiYoutubuser 7 месяцев назад

Why does this go so hard?

@vasilijepopovic2916 7 месяцев назад

This is the biggest (needle) drop of the year

@Redkasquirrel 7 месяцев назад

My sister sent me this, i had no prior knowledge of your channel. Youre doing great man, this is top notch effort and humor. Keep it up, youve got a great style going

@Stephfromtheinternet 6 месяцев назад

“Where was she on jan 6? Not supporting the troops” 🤣🤣😭

@vau_st 7 месяцев назад

after 4 minutes this felt so dystopian and weird I truly got a burst of disgust in humanity. Not even because of melon being weird, but because of me watching it.

@beigegecko 7 месяцев назад

hey it’s less deranged than the thought process of an average trump supporter

@LordCantinflas 7 месяцев назад

What?? This man is clearly a proud patriot who is sick of the woke mob and its insidious braonwashing of our children. God bless donald trump, our savior. @@beigegecko

@djfeelings 7 месяцев назад

Give in.

@HnTr_VDH 7 месяцев назад

Therapy

@user-bi2wn4vn3b 7 месяцев назад

I wish I could erase the word dystopian from some of y’all’s vocabulary fr

@nalyn830 7 месяцев назад

Those glasses are a throwback

@Bluejayboy94 7 месяцев назад

I almost thought it was an old video

@Mighty_Atheismo 7 месяцев назад

Also a throwback: Cal Chuchesta

@barcelomrozovic1625 7 месяцев назад

They do go hard on his beautiful melonhead

@GizzyDillespee 7 месяцев назад

"I tried to warn them about the Swiftification of America" - Yeezy K

@GizzyDillespee 7 месяцев назад

Also, 4:05

@eatatjoes1451 7 месяцев назад

telling my kids this was Q.

@nikkicarreon 7 месяцев назад

Please make more videos like this, this is so funny omfg

@hero_bat8823 7 месяцев назад

This is your best video, this is what you’ve been working towards your entire career. This is better than a The Money Store 10/10. This is what we needed Anthony.

@trevorhannan5113 7 месяцев назад

Unironically the most successful Ramaswamy ad.

@davebenjoya 7 месяцев назад

Setting the bar so low, you should call it rebar amirite?

@3Leches 7 месяцев назад

10 years later I still get chills from this

@Ingydar_ 7 месяцев назад

Bro what year are you from

@emmanuelarthur_ 7 месяцев назад

Bro is unto something

@thomasmoore9545 7 месяцев назад

@@Ingydar_ we're all living in 2024 while this man is living in 2034

@ebonywine 7 месяцев назад

The crowd of Taylor Swift fans who missed out on her tour tickets singing outside her concert was one of the craziest things I've ever seen. Like, how loyal they are to their queen bee.

@terminalfilms8074 6 месяцев назад

Shit is serious if melon is in a suit

@Nick-ft4dk 7 месяцев назад

Wow this is honestly a work of art. 10/10 what’s sad is that I’ve heard many people say what ur saying unironically not satirically💀

@alexanderguerrero347 7 месяцев назад

You think he is being ironic ?

@TUDCF 7 месяцев назад

@@alexanderguerrero347is this a satire comment?

@beigegecko 7 месяцев назад

@@alexanderguerrero347ofc not, everybody knows fantano is alt-right. he’s white and bald, what else could it be

@jiwoosominapenguinkim 7 месяцев назад

@@alexanderguerrero347make sure to pay this man $59.99 for his 5 step course to make this country great again

@TommyTom21 7 месяцев назад

@@TUDCFYou think he is being satirical?

@amanul_2474 7 месяцев назад

Things have gone downhill since Barrack Obamna said he listened to Kendrick Lamar, the CEO of BLM. TELL ME THINGS HAVE BEEN GOOD SINCE 2018!

@JuiceboxDesmond 7 месяцев назад

Trothe Sential

@danj.4278 6 месяцев назад

nice unironic attempt at humor millennial post-ironic liberal. The mob accepts you for your brave views and ability to parrot silly slogans for the greater good. Enjoy your free government sponsored fentanyl laced weed

@KBe-tk2kw 6 месяцев назад

Am I dum? Is this sarcasm?

@jake975 6 месяцев назад

@@KBe-tk2kwno

@lemonzing234 5 месяцев назад

2019 was pretty okay

@itsHavvik 7 месяцев назад

Did not expect Fantano fill the “Alex Jones” shaped hole in my heart.

@itscebby8882 7 месяцев назад

But where were the overpriced "brain pills" ads? 🙁

@antiantiderivative 7 месяцев назад

7/10 parody, he completely forgot the harassment of parents of murdered children

@jessjess23brooks89 6 месяцев назад

It's a hole the the shape of the kool-aid man.

@redpenguin111 6 месяцев назад

@@antiantiderivative understandable, wouldnt want to get betrayed by your lawyers and ordered to pay a billion dollars by a corrupt judge

@nolansyers 6 месяцев назад

he did not once mention how we're turning the frogs gay

@blinkerz4676 6 месяцев назад

so many good things about this video. Perfectly blends 2013 youtube with 2016 youtube AND current youtube. So much nuance and integral detail. Truly Fantanos Magnum Opus.

@karimegan6391 6 месяцев назад

Telling my kids this was Tucker Carlson

@YourLocalMelomaniac 7 месяцев назад

THIS IS A FUCKING MASTERPIECE

@Brentfindley 7 месяцев назад

Fantano *in a nursing home*: “I cracked the Taylor case wide open” His grandson: “OK grandpa let’s just get you to bed”

@Tsaraja 7 месяцев назад

Feels like I fell, cracked my head, and woke back up in 2016

@drokuuu 6 месяцев назад

i need more melon political satire

@kixmix2450 7 месяцев назад

im actually upset at how good you are at bits and editing. NOW I EXPECT YOU TO MAKE MORE OF THESE

@gote406 7 месяцев назад

God I fucking missed thatistheplan

@nadirbaitsaleem7270 7 месяцев назад

He was about to say "Travis Kelce" but called him "Football" instead 😂 3:20

@christopherjordan4495 7 месяцев назад

This is completely deranged, I love it. Glad to see you're handling the news cycle well, too.

@itscebby8882 7 месяцев назад

Deranged? Basedthony RedPilltano is just telling the real truth that fake news CNN refuses to tell you about. Release yourself from the Matrix before it's too late.

@shiv_ring 6 месяцев назад

😂 Thank you for this, Anthony. A welcome relief in all this madness.

@SharkFaceKilla 6 месяцев назад

We are so fucking back

@Coll1n6 7 месяцев назад

Were so back omg

@D_Tuned 7 месяцев назад

3:54 just trying to watch my boys... butt shot...classic. 😂

@iampsykoi 7 месяцев назад

This is the REAL journalism we've been waiting for.

@djbongwater 6 месяцев назад

i was literally just telling my buddy 'she's on a plane, she's with a train, she's in a fox, she's weAring socks' and he would NOT hear me out liberals!

@michael_177 6 месяцев назад

and you're trying to tell me THATS NOT THE DEEP STATE 😡???

@Cyranek 7 месяцев назад

here for the thatistheplan vibes

@ellardstolze2213 7 месяцев назад

Every minute of this video felt like an hour. Good job Anthony

@diegovasquez840 7 месяцев назад

How can this man lambast every single person involved in this drama and still end up creating a masterpiece

@sydberetta4649 7 месяцев назад

I miss thatistheplan style videos, finally bringing it back

@shekhan4678 7 месяцев назад

This is one of the best things Anthony Fantano has ever made

@jackboyle3688 7 месяцев назад

This felt like a fever dream

@aliegan2109 7 месяцев назад

This is more coherent than the genuine anti-taylor discourse

@metalguccisolid 7 месяцев назад

THATISTHENEWPLAN

@djbongwater 7 месяцев назад

this was the plan

@TAEYYO 7 месяцев назад

This was easily one of your funniest videos! That line about Kendrick had be cracking up--then you just kept going and it was hilarious. And as others have said, can't wait for the clueless journalists to label you an alt-right influencer again! XD

@mattiatosi8350 7 месяцев назад

Hell yeah, fantano finally entered his Kanye Arc

@bene.100 7 месяцев назад

Anthony I can't believe you got a suit tailored for this video

@antiphon000 7 месяцев назад

it doesnt even fit him, why would you say tailored

@waddafugg3072 7 месяцев назад

taylored???

@probablyahuman1 7 месяцев назад

@@waddafugg3072 omg subliminal messaging???

@shrinkynothing8972 6 месяцев назад

@@waddafugg3072 GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD

@jeanuthenext 6 месяцев назад

@@waddafugg3072Swiftly.

@Apsburner9717 7 месяцев назад

Holy shit thatistheplan is back

@dbmuir8683 7 месяцев назад

thatistheplan is the plan

@chiarosuburekeni9325 7 месяцев назад

You guys always joke when he does a slightly zany video but this is LITERALLY the old format 😮

@RamiroEloy1997 7 месяцев назад

Thatistheplan is back baby!

@dameongeppetto 7 месяцев назад

These satire pieces are so close to the right wing grifters' verbal diaharehha. It is scary how many people have lost the plot.

@miseendriste6337 7 месяцев назад

ARE WE GETTING THATISTHEPLAN FANTANO BACK????

@filmneuro 7 месяцев назад

Bro the pics of the food almost made me throw up 💀

@boyifyouboomeimaboobooonyall 7 месяцев назад

om nom nom

@sophwan 7 месяцев назад

one of the best videos ive seen this year. hilarious

@marcol.6913 6 месяцев назад

you taught me straights can be funny

@whyisthomyorke 7 месяцев назад

Sent to my uncle

@kozyyyy5615 7 месяцев назад

I feel like Swifthany Taylortano secretly just wants to make these videos but has to make reviews to pay the bills.

@persuasivebarrier2419 7 месяцев назад

It only took 25 seconds of taylor footage at a football game to break brains. Last time it only took a single beer can be relabeled for brains to explode.

@myth1356 7 месяцев назад

It's certainly not just that. This woman is way overhyped. Times Woman of the Year? For what? AOTY winner? First what? Her new relationship every other week in our face? Prime example of the glorification of mediocrity if I've ever seen one.

@persuasivebarrier2419 7 месяцев назад

@@myth1356 bro, i don't think you understand how broken the white evangelical community is. i live around this crap and they thrust their full weight into useless political crap. that's what i'm speaking to. that said, "Her new relationship every other week in our face?" is a weird take to have about this.

@proxyaskew 6 месяцев назад

@@myth1356it's very funny to post a comment like this on a video thats very clearly making fun of this kind of attitude

@Deemo202 7 месяцев назад

This was so amazingly unhinged.

@jpeglores 7 месяцев назад

video essay of the year

@commander1suv492 6 месяцев назад

This is Anthony's best video ever

@sizgil1898 7 месяцев назад

really liked the whole video very stimulating and put together, 4:39 where you just started listing buzzwords lmao

@sparrowharknessproductions 7 месяцев назад

This just might be your masterpiece, Mr. Melon Man 👏👏😂😂 Sidenote: Those Biden cookies actually look quite delicious. I wonder if her cookie recipe is as good as Drake’s.