Terminator Dark Fate: Border Crossing Crapinators 

Alien - destroyed Predator - destroyed Terminator - destroyed Jurassic Park - destroyed Star Wars - destroyed Star Trek - destroyed Matrix - destroyed Dr Who - destroyed Super Heroes - destroyed What an incredible time to be a lover of iconic sci-fi films. Isn't the California earthquake overdue ?

This is so much better than the movie.

Brilliant. The most enjoyable way to like crap movies.

Buah haha. “They/theminator” pure genius.

For this Movie, new criteria of stupidity were invented.

Bruuuhhh ur reviews r so hilarious! Love it 👍 They/Theminator 😂

I was laughing at anticipation for the Mexinator/SA-1000 nickname 😂😂

"They-theminator" LMAO

This would be absolutely hilarious if it weren't too true...

But, ooh no!

Third viewing. One of your finest.

I love it when you hurt your head to comprehand what bizar stupidity is actually happening. Sometimes I can hearthe disbelieve in your voice. It is awesome Skynet vs Lenovo ❤ My tombstone will say died of cringe hahah Finally someone who I wanted to die died. Ze veel LOL

Thanks for the cracking entertainment. Your review style is my favourite

This movie is great because of the negotiations the Rev-9 does to give her up. It reminds me of the first Terminator.

Your reviews are hysterically funny! But OH no, that is misogynistic language. Before you call me a sexist, I am a woman, and therefore you must accuse me of having internalized misogyny. Obviously. I haven’t seen the movie and can’t imagine that I will! A few points: 1. The ripping-off of iconic scenes from the previous movies is pretty lame. I bet the writers convinced themselves that it’s deeply clever and an homage to the previous movies … while also changing what is wrong with the previous movies, like having a male Terminator. 2. The heavily-veiled, extremely subtle political messaging is absolutely essential in entertainment. If they didn’t do things like this, I might wonder how Hollywood really feels about stuff. 3. The scene with the Mexican highways in daytime recalled one of the great car comedic chases of all time from “The In-Laws” (1979)! 4. The coordinates written on the stomach seem to be for the convenience of the audience. How on earth is the They/Theminator supposed to read it upside down? It could’ve at least been put it in mirror writing. 5. Props to the Sarah Connor actress for aging naturally! What a difference between her and the lady scientist from “Jurassic Park.” Arnie actually looks okay, too. Yet another movie that proves the genius of Hollywood has literally no bounds! You’ll have to search really, really hard, but maybe you will find more such incredible movies to make reviews of! Thank you!

HERminator-Dark Fart 😂

Hahaha after the craptosaurus the crapinatorus !!! Well, i didn't know it was so baaaaaad. A real abomination. Anyone remembering Terminator Salvation 2009 ? it got bad reviews ( personally I liked it ), but now it seems like a masterpiece. Way better than Terminator 3 anyway who was - already - a prefiguration of the woke crap : Female Terminator better than schwarzy, goofy John Connor but strong woman Sarah Connor, etc.. There is Terminator Genesys too, another big flop that you could investigate... Anyway, thank you for your good work, it was hilarious ! let's review crap writing is always right !!!

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