that random argument in every comment section: 

I really need to stop pushing old ladies into rush hour traffic

I was enjoying reading the comments but the narrator was really intrusive and annoying??? Some people are desperate for attention. -B

you forgot the part where the original reply is deleted so you know absolutely zero context

*insert comment that causes lots of beef here*

This is one of the best videos I’ve ever created, and I’m glad you decided to repost it

Man pushing old people into oncoming traffic.

man carrying old people’s rights 🥹

bro is desperate for attention

No way he did this whole video without including the dreaded "It's not that deep" or "triggered"

the weirdest part about these arguments is that they basically spawn out of nowhere and then snowball into a giant mess

i think its really funny when this happens and you see a comment with 214 replies u just know its gonna be good

"They like it" 😭

I lost it at "Vietnams"

So accurate that it’s scary

Respect for trying to defuse the situation

More like man carrying wholesome content™️

Those old women werent pushed. They just walked into oncoming traffic because they didn't know what cars are

I love Man Carrying Thing's series of "presenting common patterns in human behavior (often on social media) in a simplified and comedic way".

One time I commented under a podcast episode using the creator's names and it started a massive comment war about parasocial relationships that lasted several weeks

i love seeing a totally benign comment and then one reply previewed that says something abhorrent with like 50+ replies waiting to be revealed

Incredible how accurate this is, you can truly see that hours of research went into this video

bro is just carrying things

I want to genuinely thank you for convincing me to stop replying to braindead youtube comments

Somehow, the final boss theme for Paper Mario Sticker Star sparked an ongoing debate between 4 people. They argued so much they reached the maximum of replies

The part with the guy trying to change the topic is unfortunately true, you try to disengage an argument and it just becomes another thing for them to argue about.

The value of your vote should be inversely proportional to how much time you spend in internet comments sections.

*Ptsd flashbacks of Paper Mario finale boss comments*

FIGHTING IS HOW I COPE WITH NOT LOVING

I remember "Plankton farts and dies"!

He named the two characters “peepee” and “poopoo” to show that they are simply 2 sides of the same coin. Another timeless classic by Man Carrying Thing

"I don't care if I get hate because of this opinion, but this is my favorite paper mario final boss song."

You got the "dialogue" way too accurate, it's kind of painful

Doesn’t matter what you say, someone’s gonna disagree with it.

RU-vid comments have forced me to accept that sometimes people are

He never beefs, the absolute peaceful!

We can't even push old women into traffic anymore. Because of woke. 🙄

Nothing better than a wholesome comment followed by 500+ replies

Bros getting real desperate 💀

this video hits a little too close to home

i love the idea of the video creator just randomly interjecting into the comment chain like that

I once made a joke about the new peni parker character from that marvel not-overwatch game (that i don’t even have an interest in playing i was just curious) about her being not-d.va bc the suit design looked similar with the pattern and lil knob things Anyways, some rando got super mad at me for being an overwatch diehard who just compared them for “being ethnic women in mechs”. I haven’t played overwatch in years and am an Asian woman. Most confusing “beef” ever smh

Man carrying funny content (get it because thats the topic of the video)

It would be great if Man Carradine Thing's next video is a thumbnail of this video with the title "ADDRESSING THE CONTROVERSY"

This video was pretty good and well put together

0/10 not enough "womp womp" "who asked" "cope" or "cry about it" in the comment section

This happened in my town this week, holy shit.

DUDE I SWEAR I GET MYSELF INTO THESE DUMB ARGUMENTS ALL THE TIME

Alright pissman having the truck from Cars as his logo made me lose it.

Man Carrying Old People into Traffic

This is in the "plankton farts and dies cinematic universe" playlist

The argument is about the annexation of Greece and it’s a cake recipe video

More like man carrying wholesome content

Pretend I made a funny joke so I can feel validated

You're a star, keep shining bright!

bro just explained all comment section arguments in 59 seconds my comment got me 59 likes lol

The only unrealistic part is that anyone would be upset at being reminded about Plankton Farts and Dies.

More like Man Carrying Wholesome Content ™

why is this so accurate whenever a fight happens out of nowhere

Man reminiscing about plankton farts and dies

le epic Man Carrying comment section arguments

I don’t care if i get hate because of this opinion, but this is my favorite paper mario final boss song.

"i did not care for the godfather" "how could you even say that-"

This guy thinking he can barge into a conversation just because he made the video. What a jerk.

Man Carrying that random argument in every comment section

hes resorted to cannibalism

These type of people who starts an argument out of nowhere, are probably rage baiting, or just really delusional.

Man Carrying The Entire RU-vid Platform (you are literally the funniest guy on here)

Why is this the realest thing he’s ever put out

My brain feels rotten

Just had this near exact conversation

Remember, it's only ok to push people onto rush hour traffic if they aren't old

Pissman's profile picture made this even better 😂😂😂

This reminds me of that summer.....so long ago now....

Man interrupting comment section fight

This reminds me of that one mario rpg video

Man carrying videos not long enough to poop to. I’m over here blowing out an O-ring trying to keep up

good god this is so fucking real

Because of the pfp, I read his comments with Mack's voice and that made it funny

And there's that one 6 year old trying to correct your grammar😒

It's funny how all of the comments on this video have dozens of replies from people starting random arguments

pissman's profile picture though 🗿

Man Pushing Grandmothers Into Oncoming Traffic the legend! he never misses!

my grandpa fought in literal Vietnams and shit as well

this reminds me of that one paper mario music OST video and someone made a comment saying they liked it and then the LARGEST internet comment section beef began 😂😂😂😂

So…how about those politics? You may proceed :)

Don't forget the part where all kinds of people unite just to trash talk one single person who trash talked first

I love Plankton Farts and Dies. SHUT UP AND FIGHT ME.

This is a clever way to get engagement from comments

I hate old women because they didn't fight in the Vietnams.

Man thinks he can carry anything, but he can’t even carry thing

I really like your videos

"-just because they're old as balls. WAKE UP. WAKE UP. WAKE UP. "

I think we should not push Plankton into traffic

Man carrying that random argument in every comment section

Man Carrying Interruptions

I remember seeing a JonTron meme and in the comments there was an argument over something that he did.

If old women didn't want to be pushed into traffic, they wouldn't have walked on the sidewalks so close to the road.

I am desperate for attention

People just love to get into arguments.

Ok I Can Start My Own