the 2 types of movie reviews on youtube 

I would’ve preferred the reviews to be mostly skits that establish a lore for the reviewer’s character

There's also the "I'm just going to read you the Wikipedia page of the plot summary with sped shots from the movie and intermittently say if what I just read is good or bad."

Or the third type: “To understand what’s going on in the Mad Max universe, we’re gonna have to go all the way back to the penal colonies of Australia…”

I love when Man Carrying Things carried away my family. *Please, I want to see my family again...*

“Closer to a 1 than an 11” How very “YMS” of you

Nostalgia Carrying Thing. He carries the thing, so you don't have to!

Conclusion of the review: "You just gotta see for yourself." ... why did I just watch this review then?

Man carrying…. I got nothing

"Plankton Farts and Dies is a cinematic MASTERPIECE" (thumbnail: monochrome image of Plankton's face with bold white text saying "PERFECTION") or "You're wrong about Plankton Farts and Dies, and here's why" (picture of Plankton's butt with "FAILURE" in enormous bold Impact font)

What up fellow thingheads

Then in five to ten years, RU-vid reviewers will call it an “underrated masterpiece.”

And yet man continues to carry the thing. The absolute legend.

I'm glad movie reviewers exist, because then I can copy their opinions on film, and sound like I know what I'm talking about

Furiosa, more like why are we still here. just to suffer? every night, I can feel my leg… and my arm… even my fingers. the body I've lost… the comrades I've lost… ay-yooo!

Nostalgia Critic vs. Chris Stuckmann

you forgot the third type where they just give a dry summary of the plot and maybe a sentence or two about their actual opinion on the movie

Hmm suspicious

Chris Stuckman, Honest Trailers, Jeremy Jahns, CinemaSins, How It should have ended, with these powers combined we have my wasted teens

when thingthony carrytano wears the red button up you know its gonna be a brutal review.

And then there's the "retrospective" reviewer who talks about Furiosa 2 years from now in a 3 hour well edited video.

The second one is so true. The "this ain't that good, but its the right step for cinema" type review

I love how he came up with this video Idea to tells us twice that he didn‘t like Furiosa.

Also reminds me of the "This movie may be good or bad, but there's a ludicrous culture war thing going on over it, so I need to tout the party line and give you whatever opinion on it that doesn't make me excommunicated!"

Chris Stuckmann vibes from the second one.

Man Carrying the Entire Cinema Industry

Glad to see the default explosion gif get employment some. Man Carrying Thing really is a Saint. Still destined to rot in hell though.

The only movie on which everyone agrees it's a masterpiece is obviously Plankton farts and dies. It never fails, the absolute motion picture !

i've never carried anything ever so i am very impressed by your name

“It’s Furioooosa not Furios-nah!”

The sheer levels of comedic timing on those first 3 explosions is the best I've ever seen

Love your unique style, never change!

Looks like someone is remembering it so I don't have to....

The YMS + Chris Stuckmann jokes were my favorite

RU-vidr: *Spends 40 minutes to a literal hour expressing how many things they HATE in the movie/game, complete with gags and over the topness* Same RU-vidr at the conclusion: Having said that, I still really *LOVE* this creator, and I wish them nothing but the best! I just have *some* slight nitpicks.

The third type is the old Siskel and Ebert shows somebody uploaded a VCR rip of a while back. This is the most useful.

Half of the dialogue in your videos I both understand and do not understand at the same time. I love it.

What about the type when there are two hack frauds playing VCR repairmen that start with some silly sketch and then talk about how the movie was ok for 30 minutes?

Ooooh I love “Your Movie Stuckmans”

Man Carrying Cinema

This review reminds of the cinematic masterpiece Plankton Farts and Dies, truly the peak of modern culture, bravo Man

We gotta retire those red curtains

Type 3: I have to talk about this sh*t because it's trend and youtube is my full time job

Im so glad man carrying cinima is out hear giving a diverse range of opinions. All the way from meager red shirt thoughts, to impressive, thoughtful and totally not manipulative blackshirt thoughts. But i am ultimately glad their was no blueshirt thoughts, where someone is actually honest about their opinion. Not having an agender removes an important aspect of us mindless sheeps reason for getting angry.

wow. None of the review channels i’ve seen are like either of these. Times have changed, haven’t they.

Wow, didn't know Chris was gonna be a guest star on this video!

Just like a great drama, the review needs to have a lot of it. It needs to be an emotional roller coaster.

You forgot the "pretentious guy who's entire channel is videos titled 'Why [MOVIE TITLE] is Pure Genius' but the videos are only like six minutes long and they're always about very well-known movies that everyone already knows are great"

"Yes, I am killing cinema."

My other favorite type of movie reviewer are the ones who clearly only give positive reviews on movies so they continue to get invited to premiers.

You forgot about the video essayist.

Oh noticed you used a different explosion stock footage, this one is very nice

I really, really like Furiosa. It feels good to watch something before knowing what other people say about it and just let your own experience speak for you.

Man Carrying Movie Reviews

Egads I have been Stuckmannized

Man keeps carrying RU-vid when no one else will, the absolute legend! 😆🙌🏼

I feel we are missing the "the movie is bad because they removed max and put a WOMAN as the main character, clearly hollywood is dying".

And, of course, the third type: A video essay anywhere from "30 minutes long" to "longer than the original movie itself" that dissects every single part of it in excruciating detail, usually calling back allegories to ancient mythology and philosophy or using it to evaluate the meaning of life or some shit

Man Carrying Thing? More like MEH Carrying Thing! I give it a 9/10 best I can do.

0:09 tiny man carrying thing haunts my dreams and nightmares

You forgot the 3rd type - the ones that don't focus on the movie but on how Hollywood is corrupt and today's movies are about the SJW and "the message"

I give Furiosa a 10 as far as zero as possible because for 2h30 she was the Woman Carrying Thing and I loved every second of it

"10/10 closer to a 1 than a 11" sounds like a @dril Tweet

I got that vibe for Killers of the Flower Moon.

Rich Evans: "I enjoyed a movie!! This is completely unheard of!"

Man carrying the box office

This is like when Man carried Joe in Man: Ham City

I already said I'm never going to watch this movie. You don't have to keep convincing me by telling me I'm killing cinema.

Man Carrying Cinema right back to its former glory by restoring the snyderverse (never seen a single DCEU movie)

I give this a light he never misses closer to an absolute legend than an always misses

I give this skit a 5 out of 10, but closer to the skit then a number

10/10, closer to a 1 than an 11: this simple line has scrambled my brain

i notice how both of them leave any personal take out of it lol

The second one is just every review of elemental.

the second character sounded like my freshman year cinematic storytelling professor….

man, I'm not planning on seeing Furiosa and now I feel like man carrying guilt

Even though I think the first one is probably more dumb I find the second kind of mind set more annoying like I’m so sick of people telling me to see some movie even if I’m not interested in it because the next ant man movie being successful with families will cause the heat death of the universe or something

Man Carrying Box-office

Don't forget "I can't remember this character's name, that's the film's fault"

Man carrying cinema

I can feel the hate for Meeptop oozing out of the second half of this video and I'm here for it

I haven't seen it yet because I insist on dissertating on all five previous Mad Max movies before doing so, but I'm always on board for a film with as much visual flair as this one seems to have.

"This movie is a masterpiece and change the way I see the word for the rest of my life.... 6/10"

the only question remains: did man like furiosa? im getting nothing from this

You are a truly gifted humanoid, not many people on the planet have such a unique blend of being incredibly witty and funny but also highly sophisticated and intelligent

No one was harmed in the making of this video

As someone who hasn't seen The Fast and The Furiosa, I admire these reviews for helping to enlighten me.

man carrying the movie industry (by going to see a movie he hates 46 times)

man carrying Gen Z mic!

Where are the 2 hacks talking about Star Trek?

Nice of Chris Stuckman to make a special guest appearance

Let’s bring back mystery science theater 3000

He never misses a review, the absolute legend!

Reviewing drive (2011) in ten seconds

Individual Carrying Noun invariably fails at making me hold a straight face. Jolly good show!

Plankton farts and dies is closer to 11 than a 1

Nice video. A "nice" closer to "awful" than "good".

My favorite kind of reviews are the ones where they spoil the plot beat by beat so that you can figure out whether you want to watch it or not.

The duality of Sean Fennessey

“You are KILLING cinema” 😭

Man. Carried. The new biopic from James Cameron, in cinemas this summer!