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My special INFAMOUS will be premiering WORLDWIDE 7.17.22! Pre-order NOW through my website theandrewschulz.com 😈😈
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@TheAndrewSchulz
@TheAndrewSchulz Год назад
PRE-ORDER My Special Now and I will fly 10 people randomly to NYC to watch it with me and the boys. Get it now TheAndrewSchulz.com 😈 COMMENT 4 THE ALGO THO
@ericconners923
@ericconners923 Год назад
First
@r.dinesh5026
@r.dinesh5026 Год назад
👑
@zubiakhan2723
@zubiakhan2723 Год назад
Hi Andrew , commenting for the algorithm ✌
@bennytorres5285
@bennytorres5285 Год назад
This is fucking genius my man! Scoop scoops lmao I’ll pre order but I have to wait for my wife lmao
@neelmoudgil4962
@neelmoudgil4962 Год назад
Really looking forward to Infamous, but ngl $22 AUD for the special is a bit too much
@Dcnj26
@Dcnj26 Год назад
"The idea of comedy, really, is not everybody should be laughing. It should be about 50 people laughing, and 50 people horrified." - Patrice O'Neal
@flyhighdanny8099
@flyhighdanny8099 Год назад
This quote sucks sha boing boing
@SJRFlow
@SJRFlow Год назад
@@flyhighdanny8099 fuck u, Patrice was a visionary.
@WagieWagieGetInTheCagie
@WagieWagieGetInTheCagie Год назад
The funniest things are things you shouldn't be laughing at
@Sid_Kill
@Sid_Kill Год назад
Guys where do i watch the full video?
@natashagina8261
@natashagina8261 Год назад
With Andrew Schulz, I am laughing and horrified at the same time...
@JanxakaJX
@JanxakaJX Год назад
I didn't think anyone could successfully joke about Abortion in these times, but you did great. Keep it up
Год назад
You are programmed. The funniest jokes are the ones society tries to say you cannot make
@BdDaBOMB
@BdDaBOMB Год назад
Sir, times like these are when true comics shine. In advertently separating the real from the fake, ie government sponsored
@devonwilliams2423
@devonwilliams2423 Год назад
@ yeah true but even Andrew literally says "abortion abortion abortion, its a tricky one"
@jerrogs
@jerrogs Год назад
Schulzy is a PROFESSIONAL.
@kiefergrundman-brady3795
@kiefergrundman-brady3795 Год назад
Dude is a specialist when it comes to social issues, he always brings levity to touchy subjects in the most tasteful way, it would be an honor to be roasted by him haha
@poppyharlow4448
@poppyharlow4448 Год назад
update: he's made a mil and counting in sales already, y'all fuckin crushed it, good to see there's still people that have a spine and can appreciate offensive humor and not take it seriously
@NoName-oq8qu
@NoName-oq8qu Год назад
the fact that you call it offensive humor is hilarious. it’s just humor.
@satan9487
@satan9487 Год назад
It's not even offensive theatre actually good jokes, a little ""offensive"" maybe if the bars that low but these are jokes he put effort into unlike tho wOmEN bAd hAhA amI RighT
@person81045
@person81045 Год назад
The point of comedy has now become the thing that people use to tell their opinions so the woke people wont lose their mind. Lib woke and conservawoke.
@poppyharlow4448
@poppyharlow4448 Год назад
@@satan9487 yeah schulz's jokes are funny to me because there's actually some intellectual depth to his comedy. He does do the usual woman bad man good routine sometimes but a lot of his jokes actually incorporate more niche things about society that aren't what you usually see.
@user-hu5ff7vf6u
@user-hu5ff7vf6u Год назад
he made a million with sales on his special???
@PatrickWDunne
@PatrickWDunne Год назад
I can't believe how many great abortion jokes he packed into six minutes. Much like these moms, he was really killing it.
@apedosmil06
@apedosmil06 Год назад
Bravo
@joellawyer
@joellawyer Год назад
I so that coming... not like much of these moms.
@adrianmejia5686
@adrianmejia5686 Год назад
Oh my god
@aaronposiano6359
@aaronposiano6359 Год назад
@@joellawyer okay okay 😂
@someoneinthecrowd4313
@someoneinthecrowd4313 Год назад
Women very rarely kill men, and rarely kill other women. Buuuuut, pre teen children and below is relatively not so rare.
@CBMedia404
@CBMedia404 Год назад
None is safe at a Shultz show, not even a fckin fetus lmao
@brokenjawtheory
@brokenjawtheory Год назад
How is the e30 coming along bro?
@neovenom9833
@neovenom9833 Год назад
woah, fancy seeing you here. Good day.
@panchov3129
@panchov3129 Год назад
You ain't lying
@TheShapingSickness
@TheShapingSickness Год назад
Fetus is safer at an abortion clinic I'd say 😂😂😂
@gutyourtrust
@gutyourtrust Год назад
Fetus deletus 🤣
@The_Greipist
@The_Greipist Год назад
I read that the streaming service you sold this to wanted you to edit stuff out and you told them to piss off and bought it back. Infinite respect for that, definitely going to pre-order from your site.
@morecarstuff
@morecarstuff Год назад
Oh word. Say less
@romanmarshall602
@romanmarshall602 Год назад
Dude it's just a marketing strategy
@ReviewMMA710
@ReviewMMA710 Год назад
@@romanmarshall602 he bought it back from Netflix dummy. They wanted to edit jokes out and he was like yeah no thank you.
@BoomBoom65464
@BoomBoom65464 Год назад
Is your name a play off the wkuk grape sketch?
@The_Greipist
@The_Greipist Год назад
@@BoomBoom65464 Yeah
@devinsilva2102
@devinsilva2102 Год назад
“UPS driver walks in, at least someone here is going to deliver.” - golddddd😂
@StopTh3Idiots
@StopTh3Idiots Год назад
same day delivery
@Reyeyawn
@Reyeyawn Год назад
At least *someone wants to deliver!!*
@alexwansss
@alexwansss Год назад
This is how you do edgy humor. Actual substance to the joke, bobbing and weaving between multiple lines but never punching down. Holy shit that was amazing, and got me at the edge of my seat
@HighPhilosophy
@HighPhilosophy Год назад
What kind of fucked up superiority complex do you have? Punching down? What are you better than some people by the sheer virtuosity of your person or what?
@tb1235
@tb1235 Год назад
On JRE he said the company he bought the special back from told him his jokes punched down. That's why they wanted it censored. You see it how it is, but the mainstream is now too sensitive to let comedians do their jobs.
@hrothgarnogar
@hrothgarnogar Год назад
There's no such thing as punching down. If you put certain "groups" into a category that if you make fun of, is considered "punching down", it means YOU think that YOU are better than that group. Disgusting. If everyone is equal, then everyone can be "punched". Comedy no matter WHAT shouldn't be censored.
@alexwansss
@alexwansss Год назад
@@hrothgarnogar To acknowledge that certain groups have less of a voice and less power than other groups is being realistic. Punch the bullies, not the already bullied. Great if the world treats everyone equally, but it doesn't.
@GreenCanvasInteriorscape
@GreenCanvasInteriorscape Год назад
@@alexwansss the ones doing the bullying are not this comedian, it's the demand more get offended more be angry more March the streets more burn the abortion clinics more crowd, that's the facts
@santhanamss
@santhanamss Год назад
“If you can spell abortion, we don’t abort you” 😂 Thank God I’m Indian and entered a spelling bee at 6 months in the womb.
@gerardguida7727
@gerardguida7727 Год назад
lol😊
@LaMiGrAFrAnK
@LaMiGrAFrAnK Год назад
At 3 months you entered poverty and had the dot on your forehead
@KrishmanyuThakur
@KrishmanyuThakur Год назад
@@LaMiGrAFrAnK who hurt you buddy? 💀
@LaMiGrAFrAnK
@LaMiGrAFrAnK Год назад
@@KrishmanyuThakur vishnu 😅
@sainaresh6830
@sainaresh6830 Год назад
@@LaMiGrAFrAnK atleast his mother didn't have an affair with his uncle which pushed him into meth-addiction...
@phdpirate4917
@phdpirate4917 Год назад
"Are we pedophiles or pro-life, you decide?" What a way to end this incredible work of comedy.
@antonin2478
@antonin2478 Год назад
what does he mean by that? if i am against abortion then i am a pedo?
@princeza7030
@princeza7030 Год назад
haha can someone explain this joke to me? im not from america, are pro lifers seens as pedos? cheers
@Mansplainer452
@Mansplainer452 Год назад
@@Phil_X It kinda really isn't a great line bro😂😂 Not a mic drop moment. It's just lazy reasoning
@giamiramontes5639
@giamiramontes5639 Год назад
@@Mansplainer452 the comedy is that he's using the dudes reasoning against him. It's not lazy, it's smart
@Mansplainer452
@Mansplainer452 Год назад
@@giamiramontes5639 To avoid any preconceived ideas about your stance on the issue, could you break down the genius behind the statement Gia. Help me understand why it's intelligent beyond the obvious comedic technique used
@russelldevaney7001
@russelldevaney7001 Год назад
Jokes about uncomfortable situations are always the very best, because there is so much tension in the room. This is the best way to get people to think, to expand their thought a little. This man is absolutely great.
@velCROhash
@velCROhash Год назад
💯💯facts If you think that’s Crazy…. What you think about this 👀 ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-ZyQmT4oKcfE.html 🤦🏾‍♂️
@bornballin3404
@bornballin3404 Год назад
He always gets to the point no matter how many terrible doors he has to open to get there 😂
@Thawhid
@Thawhid Год назад
He's too precise with it lool
@elishakortz8069
@elishakortz8069 Год назад
That’s the craft!
@aditya1934
@aditya1934 Год назад
"Chivalry ain't dead till the baby is" HILARIOUSSSSS,😂😂😂
@oliver6287
@oliver6287 Год назад
Sometimes plan B is plan A
@Frenchy78ify
@Frenchy78ify Год назад
jeeeeeeeeeeeeeez
@imjustaperson8315
@imjustaperson8315 Год назад
"You know the rules"
@ticoman90
@ticoman90 Год назад
This punch line makes no sense though.. It actually means the opposite of the joke he was trying to make.
@BullC6
@BullC6 Год назад
@@ticoman90 lol it does. He means he was only chivalrous till the baby is alive. If the baby is dead, so is the chivalry...which means the woman got to take the blame for her choice and the man ain't gonna take blame for her choice...in this case its a supposed sin.
@joshmoxey.
@joshmoxey. Год назад
What makes Andrew Schulz so legendary is that he attacks issues from all sides without holding back, painting each situation in a light that conveys truth without directly saying it. It's why comedians need to be protected. Because our guards are down when listening to comedy, they're able to make us think and laugh and are invaluable to cultural discussions.
@benstringer5699
@benstringer5699 Год назад
Well said.
@vrce.
@vrce. Год назад
nigga a comedy wiz
@echofoxtrot2.051
@echofoxtrot2.051 Год назад
Comedy isn't about taking sides. It's about showing all "sides" how ridiculous they are when they think they're more different than similar with their fellow humans.
@guitrplayer4life
@guitrplayer4life Год назад
This was a whole lot more intelligence than I expected in this comment section. Well done.
@cougar2013
@cougar2013 Год назад
Very true, but he seems clearly pro life. He had to reel 'em in at the beginning, and then kick them in the face. So well done.
@bas4752
@bas4752 Год назад
"That's not where you hang a shirt" killed me 😂😂😂😂 and the baby 🙄
@tzimiable
@tzimiable Год назад
I shouldnt laugh at this, but I did.
@maanitsalhotra2651
@maanitsalhotra2651 Год назад
I didn't get this joke Can you please explain?
@bas4752
@bas4752 Год назад
@Maanit Salhotra it's not funny when you have to explane a joke
@VictorELayne77
@VictorELayne77 Год назад
So edgy
@rp4712
@rp4712 Год назад
@@bas4752 basically women back in the day when Abortion used to be outlawed, women used to do it illegally. One of the methods that women used was a coathanger, hence the joke about hanging your shirt
@user-tl3xj7br8g
@user-tl3xj7br8g Год назад
I can't even BEGIN to describe how happy I am for this guy's success. I've been a fan since the Guy Code days and he just keeps getting fucking funnier and funnier.
@jakepreble9715
@jakepreble9715 Год назад
The last joke with the daughter and father had me rolling for at least an hour😂💀
@Rolbysworld
@Rolbysworld Год назад
an hour? at least? sus
@alicewhite_1818
@alicewhite_1818 Год назад
It was the most beautifully articulated comparison ever
@randokun6430
@randokun6430 Год назад
@@alicewhite_1818 But it doesnt change the fact that the daughter is hot, im sure kids her age might think that about her so the dads point still stands in this made up situation
@VainSick
@VainSick Год назад
@@randokun6430 bruh you don’t even need to defend that, the joke is funny cause it’s an appt analogy, but just cause an analogy seems strong on the surface, it doesn’t consider the vast differences in both those scenarios. So no need to defend it, doesn’t change how unfair an abortion is to that unique character of DNA.
@BigKuna1K
@BigKuna1K Год назад
@@alicewhite_1818 if you think that comparison was even remotely accurate something wrong with you
@AllHailKingDin
@AllHailKingDin Год назад
That last line!! 😂😂 The fact that you're always toeing the line with the topics you chose to talk about in your comedy, will always be a wow factor for me. And you do it so well, most people don't get offended. 😂👏🏾👏🏾
@balvindersingh8064
@balvindersingh8064 Год назад
when he said we pedophiles are pro life man i lost it there lmfao.
@AllHailKingDin
@AllHailKingDin Год назад
@@balvindersingh8064 Same here. You never know what this man will say in the next line. Lol
@kaloyanasy2273
@kaloyanasy2273 Год назад
Big facts
@jessemockler616
@jessemockler616 Год назад
It's very interesting that whole last bit. Always love his take. He can really tie relevant topics together as if they were derivative of each other.
@ManOfCulture1995
@ManOfCulture1995 Год назад
Shit was great, on top of being perfectly executed. Schultz is all time
@briantneary2248
@briantneary2248 Год назад
It's nice to see someone who still has balls.
@velCROhash
@velCROhash Год назад
💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾 If you think that’s Crazy…. What you think about this 👀 ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-ZyQmT4oKcfE.html 🤦🏾‍♂️
@dik56
@dik56 Год назад
Ye mass castration is truly a problem
@Pachitaro
@Pachitaro Год назад
"I need to see your *BALLS* " -Hector Salamanca
@cameronhensley8354
@cameronhensley8354 Год назад
Just from seeing small clips of this Special, I can easily tell you that this is one of the best stand ups done in a long time. Im glad there are still people out there who have no filter. Comedy can only be at its best when you have no filter. Good stuff man. Keep up the awesome work.
@jackwalker6475
@jackwalker6475 Год назад
Andrew - “At least someone wants to deliver” UPS guy - *”Same day bro”*
@TheAndrewSchulz
@TheAndrewSchulz Год назад
UPS > Fedex ong
@AbsurdTurk
@AbsurdTurk Год назад
Oooohhh! Now I got the joke!
@jeffreykipperman6894
@jeffreykipperman6894 Год назад
@@TheAndrewSchulz I always thought that UPS was pro choice, I mean it's not pronounced "Oops?"
@oldirty8973
@oldirty8973 Год назад
@@TheAndrewSchulz every time I use FedEx they delay my shit by days. Fuck fedex
@chrisprilloisebola
@chrisprilloisebola Год назад
@@TheAndrewSchulz truuu
@RuslanKD
@RuslanKD Год назад
Scoop scoop’s 😂😂😂 we need more voices like Schulz. Rational conversations about a topic most folks are brainwashed on
@rileycj
@rileycj Год назад
😂😂😂
@nate6736
@nate6736 Год назад
Yeah man totally agree, i cant fathom how people can not be pro choice in this day and age 🤔🤔🤔
@declineofthewest.
@declineofthewest. Год назад
💯
@devinmcconnell7010
@devinmcconnell7010 Год назад
@@nate6736 it's simple does a woman have two heart beats? No therefore it's not just her body her choice
@mostlysunny582
@mostlysunny582 Год назад
@@nate6736 for me, a woman can do what she wants, but don't tell me that baby is her body.
@Sophie-hf4ri
@Sophie-hf4ri Год назад
Love how I’ve been seeing lululemon ads on your vids 😂 keep it up you’re awesome. Hope I get to see you live one day
@silverback1073
@silverback1073 Год назад
After this clip, I ordered it and I was watching it in my room. I had to throw on the TV in the Rec room. Once that first ass hit my bed. I almost had the whole family in here. If you grew up listening to comedy before everybody got ultra sensitive. You will love this! When comedy was like this people knew how to laugh at there self and the tension wasn’t as high. Great job Big Hesi!
@velCROhash
@velCROhash Год назад
If you think that’s Crazy…. What you think about this 👀 ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-ZyQmT4oKcfE.html 🤦🏾‍♂️
@RealmDesigner
@RealmDesigner Год назад
"When comedy was like this" Comedy is like this NOW. It literally came out this year?
@Joe_Cool48
@Joe_Cool48 Год назад
“If we leave her there, she’ll become a woman” Bruh this whole segment made me wheeze😂, regardless of my views. That’s true comedy right there
@aakashsinha9641
@aakashsinha9641 Год назад
pro life pdf file
@SF-wm7zf
@SF-wm7zf Год назад
It’s great that he disses both sides and we all laugh at ourselves and our differences, true comedy, indeed.
@panchov3129
@panchov3129 Год назад
Amazing,Schultz just has figure comedy out. Last year clubs this year arenas next year stadiums
@SpacemanXC
@SpacemanXC Год назад
Thas the story of bahd bhabie right there.
@valsgardegaming68
@valsgardegaming68 Год назад
@@aakashsinha9641 Bruh
@user-vl1pg5yi6h
@user-vl1pg5yi6h Год назад
He managed to joke about abortion from all angles possible without really saying anything too divisive. One of the greatest comedians of all time, since day 1 💯
@TehNiCoLaS
@TehNiCoLaS Год назад
@@saifallaha8407 oh come on you know he dont care lmfao
@OldNewMama
@OldNewMama Год назад
Oh you’d think but wokesters will be PISSED he said baby.
@bluffboi
@bluffboi Год назад
@@OldNewMama wOkeStErS wiLl bE pIsSeD🤓
@EmilyRose0
@EmilyRose0 Год назад
How WRONG you are. Dead wrong. EVERYTHING is considered divisive these days. He posted this clip after they Netflix or some other steaming service wanted to censor this, or possibly some other part of the special.
@yu9666
@yu9666 Год назад
@@saifallaha8407 he is pro-choice ofc, he is not dumb and stated that several times lol
@DraculasCorner
@DraculasCorner Год назад
Thanks for reopening special, I just bought it! Super excited
@mikepavelko3950
@mikepavelko3950 Год назад
Yessssss!!! True raw comedy no filter this what I'm about love these bits I actually missed out on the special but is there going to be a round two possibly??🤞
@richardcranium8247
@richardcranium8247 Год назад
That’s talent right there, making that controversial of a topic funny to anyone is not easy. Props👏
@Trendkilla
@Trendkilla Год назад
In my humble opinion that's the difference between being funny and being talented at being funny.
@reevus2558
@reevus2558 Год назад
Fetus deletus XD
@spywarrior2
@spywarrior2 Год назад
@@reevus2558 Translation: " The offspring has been deleted XD" I can't 🤣🤣
@andirandolph8830
@andirandolph8830 Год назад
George Carlin did it best.
@haranobara
@haranobara Год назад
This reminds me of Dave Chapelle's older sets where he managed to tackle racial issues from both sides. Schulz is going to the big leagues.
@danielcoronado6483
@danielcoronado6483 Год назад
He already is
@oneleapforward903
@oneleapforward903 Год назад
Was literally thinking this but I'm concerned that if he keeps getting better, he too will eventually just sit on the stage and talk like Chapelle.
@arnonroyna4420
@arnonroyna4420 Год назад
He is big league.
@robfalgiano
@robfalgiano Год назад
Except chappelle actually does both sides. This guy does one side. The ignorant white guy side.
@westofeden23
@westofeden23 Год назад
I agree
@HvnBread
@HvnBread Год назад
The look of satisfaction on his face everytime he hits the audience with a joke just before he laughs at it himself is priceless.
@JBoxy7
@JBoxy7 Год назад
That's a really funny analogy but I also love bill Burr's cake analogy.
@dylpickle0192
@dylpickle0192 Год назад
Same. I was wondering if that’s what he was commenting on was Bill Burr’s joke. Very similar too but both good in their own right.
@IamZeus1100
@IamZeus1100 Год назад
The amount of skill it takes to work an abortion joke so well in these times , damn :. you’re a master at your craft bro! You’ve been one of the greats for a while as far as I’m concerned and you just keep getting better and keep staying true to yourself . You pander to no one and go after everyone and I love that shit
@HabibAbdellatifi
@HabibAbdellatifi Год назад
this is probably the part that they wanted to edit
@joosed2131
@joosed2131 Год назад
This piece ABSOLUTELY RIPS. BRILLIANT.
@jeronimomoraesfilho3409
@jeronimomoraesfilho3409 Год назад
I was shocked how good it was... wow... I mean, not shocked, because I totally agree with you and he's top-tier stand-up comedian in my opinion too, but because the topic is sensitive and he did a great job. That's how comedy is supposed to be, not just straight-up offenses and bullying.
@mjohnston8313
@mjohnston8313 Год назад
He kind of said he is anti abortion. Not so brave.
@mentalsteak6119
@mentalsteak6119 Год назад
@@mjohnston8313 You seem confused. Killing your kid/lineage is the exact opposite of brave.
@shanedaniel8954
@shanedaniel8954 Год назад
That joke he made about leaving dudes daughter there because eventually she’ll be an adult was hilarious as hell.
@grasz
@grasz Год назад
Plot twist: he left her there.
@bigggamejamesd6891
@bigggamejamesd6891 Год назад
Thanks guy that tells punchline of joke in comments guy 🙄
@smd0061
@smd0061 Год назад
Hey, I like your name lol
@myka4337
@myka4337 Год назад
@@bigggamejamesd6891 why you reading the comments before finishing the video?
@Madkalibyr
@Madkalibyr Год назад
That was brilliant
@WholeHealthConnections
@WholeHealthConnections Год назад
Just stumbled across your page. You’re good bro. Keep it goin 👏🏼
@mykillmatic
@mykillmatic Год назад
every clip ive seen is AMAZING and i expected nothing less.... TY for not taking out the jokes and doing it yourself... much love and respect to you and anyone who reads this!
@coreysayre1376
@coreysayre1376 Год назад
How TF Andrew managed to take the most controversial issue and kill it so good that both sides are just laughing in the comments instead of fighting... Absolutely amazin'!
@darienford860
@darienford860 Год назад
That's what comedians do
@josuastangl7140
@josuastangl7140 Год назад
@@darienford860 *good comedians
@imranzero
@imranzero Год назад
He's not the only one killing it.
@debarshidas8072
@debarshidas8072 Год назад
@@imranzero Ayy bro...
@Luckytrapt
@Luckytrapt Год назад
Why it’s awesome to be in the comments of his clips. We all just joking around too
@kimlf1176
@kimlf1176 Год назад
This is the wildest 5 minutes of stand up I've seen in a while. Kicks in all directions, really edging the lines, just really really great. You're crazy Andrew
@velCROhash
@velCROhash Год назад
Check Corey Holcomb Abortion Clip
@ryugahydeki2
@ryugahydeki2 Год назад
If it’s kicking, would you say its alive and abortion is not an option already? Or is it still fair gain till they can read abc?
@Kona_Blue
@Kona_Blue Год назад
I agree a abortion is evil
@matthewauberger8203
@matthewauberger8203 Год назад
This guy is a genius. He’s also on the right side of every argument. Thanks for what you do, Schulzy🤠
@paramdrall
@paramdrall Год назад
" We pedophiles Pro-life you decide " This guy loves to watch the world burn😂🔥
@EtherFox
@EtherFox Год назад
"Are we pedophiles or pro-life? You decide." You're the kind of guy so dumb, Andrew wouldn't make fun of you.
@genericusername8337
@genericusername8337 Год назад
You forgot the "or". The whole sentence is different now. Like, a lot. Bigly, as Trump would say.
@chinqlinq89
@chinqlinq89 Год назад
Improper grammar can make you sound like a sociopath or just completely uneducated 😂 I do it all the time when writing emails or commenting on a RU-vid video. I’ll just omit words as I’m typing even though I’m ‘speaking’ the sentence out perfectly in my head.
@RentADad
@RentADad Год назад
@@genericusername8337 there was no or, he repeated it exactly verbatim. Wtf does an ex president have to do with ops comment or this video? Are you mentally okay?
@FazeParticles
@FazeParticles Год назад
homie really said we pedos are pro-life. hilarious but sick. mostly funny tho.
@jeremystenerson9295
@jeremystenerson9295 Год назад
This clip just proves Andrew is on another level that every other comic is trying to obtain, takes the most divisive subject of the day and dismantles it from every side...truly, a legend
@sionowe2533
@sionowe2533 Год назад
It's not a very divisive topic in the developed world.
@XXXTentaclez
@XXXTentaclez Год назад
@@sionowe2533 but it’s one of many thousands that he’s joked about
@bangwithcamino693
@bangwithcamino693 Год назад
@@sionowe2533 Which developed world are you a part of again? Just curious....
@sionowe2533
@sionowe2533 Год назад
@@bangwithcamino693 one with normal abortion laws.
@thatguy9106
@thatguy9106 Год назад
Ummmmmm...Dave Chappelle
@Twisted_Badger
@Twisted_Badger Год назад
Perfect. I loved every second of this special. One of the greatest to ever do it.
@ruthlessrog1
@ruthlessrog1 Год назад
So raw, i love it. Thank you for not holding back and comprimsing your integrity brother. Stoked for the special 🤙
@thisfeatureisstupidxo
@thisfeatureisstupidxo Год назад
these are becoming daily . i love it
@BangBangBo
@BangBangBo Год назад
Freedom of speech must be protected. Joked about both sides in this segment. Well done.
@DwynTwo
@DwynTwo Год назад
How? He purely made fun of pro lifers, as he should
@majorramsey3k
@majorramsey3k Год назад
@@DwynTwo I think you watched a different clip by mistake.
@crimsoncourt9354
@crimsoncourt9354 Год назад
@@DwynTwo You sure we're watching the same clip bud? Are you lost? 🤨
@crimsoncourt9354
@crimsoncourt9354 Год назад
@@DwynTwo Did your goldfish brain blur the beginning of this clip, where he calls baby killing for what it is?
@team2180
@team2180 Год назад
@@crimsoncourt9354 thats was ironic, make fun of the argument of pro life people, of fetus = person
@stephennetu
@stephennetu Год назад
I immediately ordered the special. This was so bloody well written.
@alexkim2872
@alexkim2872 Год назад
I just found out about you like 2 days ago and the sale ended. Is there any other way I can order the special? I love your comedy. Quick witted af.
@brandonsmith1731
@brandonsmith1731 Год назад
This is an unbelievable bit. One of the absolute funniest bits I've probably ever heard, so well versed and kept me guessing the whole time. Shultzy is a god damned genius
@tbrwy
@tbrwy Год назад
am very impreessed; makes it sound like it took him no time at all to write it
@brianbonifacio7536
@brianbonifacio7536 Год назад
I laughed out loud to myself twice in this bit. That is proof positive that Shultzy is the best
@tbrwy
@tbrwy Год назад
@@brianbonifacio7536 i don't think I did but I still think hes top 10 Out Here
@lissakaye610
@lissakaye610 Год назад
In a time when even comedy is being threatened, I am thankful for comedians who still let it all fly out in the face of the people. Comedy shouldn’t be censored. I am glad you are taking on this topic. Keep up the great work.
@frankm1424
@frankm1424 Год назад
Ha!Ha! I agree you should hear how he slams gay people ,transgender etc…. Omg no you can’t do that (and I also agree they shouldn’t be) Society has slipped into a lower strata Why is it people who treat abortion in such a cavalier fashion are themselves already born 😏 Class and decency What’s that?
@The_Eric_Allen
@The_Eric_Allen Год назад
That was a fire clip! I have to see the whole special. Much love Andrew!
@blenderforall9912
@blenderforall9912 Год назад
Can;t wait for the launch of the special bro. Lets gooooo!
@scrubfive9239
@scrubfive9239 Год назад
Andrew can take such a heated debate and make both sides laugh. 😂 this was hilarious
@510tuber
@510tuber Год назад
It's not hard to do when one side of the heated debate are scientifically and logically illiterate
@brokenjawtheory
@brokenjawtheory Год назад
I can definitely see some of the crowd was so uncomfortable. Love it.
@DanielOrteez
@DanielOrteez Год назад
Of course. Abortion is an uncomfortable and difficult choice to make for women. But it's theirs to make.
@yeedbottomtext7563
@yeedbottomtext7563 Год назад
@@DanielOrteez do you ever turn off?
@chrisyoung4475
@chrisyoung4475 Год назад
@@DanielOrteez no its not.. its up to both of them.. if they can lay down together then you know the rest.. plus it's another human being they are killing
@mikesixx7655
@mikesixx7655 Год назад
@@DanielOrteez funny how you completely ignore men's rights even though it's half their DNA. Funny how you ignore the rights of the unborn child, who did nothing wrong and doesn't even share blood or the same DNA as the mother. It's not a part of her and she doesn't get to murder it out of convenience. It's about time women learned what personal accountability is
@twowheelstouring482
@twowheelstouring482 Год назад
@@DanielOrteez i was on my own watching this and felt uncomfortable, questioning why i felt bad for laughing. But thats the beauty of comedians, they can take a subject that many of us avoid and thrust it into the spotlight. He does it with great skill and it brings people, races and genders together in the way he delivers it.
@The3rdGunman
@The3rdGunman Год назад
Bruh...just discovered dude, new fan & sub!!!
@solak8083
@solak8083 Год назад
Pre-Ordered. Cant wait 💪🏻
@rileycj
@rileycj Год назад
Andrew a goat of our generation, his moves are so well calculated and im glad he's where he's at.
@rolandomota7771
@rolandomota7771 Год назад
He is very much needed these days in a world full of snowflakes
@jedmars2691
@jedmars2691 Год назад
😄
@wepranaga
@wepranaga Год назад
he's redefining success on the internet. so inspiring to see his success
@JustHarryOBrien
@JustHarryOBrien Год назад
I’m really amazed by what you’re doing man. I really believe that someone with your following, through all the hard work you’ve done before, can release this special the way you are and it can be a success. Comedy is becoming underground again. The only art form out there pushing boundaries publicly and with an audience. The set looks phenomenal I can’t wait to watch it.
@kayamiller
@kayamiller Год назад
Amazing material man! one of the best on the scene.
@geekdiggy
@geekdiggy Год назад
This is easily one of the best bits he's ever done. It's just as good as, if not better than, any of his improv sets. Holy shit this was loaded.
@oliver6287
@oliver6287 Год назад
“Why were y’all killing babies” 💀 😂
@zobrombie3023
@zobrombie3023 Год назад
"Uhhh-- YA'LL?"
@catspiracytheorist2138
@catspiracytheorist2138 Год назад
Nah me. I had nothing to do with will that shit 😆 im innocent god
@Slayer-ft6tl
@Slayer-ft6tl Год назад
@@catspiracytheorist2138 i'm sorry babe but you gotta pay for your sins
@rianmacdonald9454
@rianmacdonald9454 Год назад
This is the 2nd video of yours I have watched - had to pause this at 1:13 to write this. I was not expecting that kind of punch line for that joke, but F me, I have tears of laughter. Hat off to you buddy that was good, well deserved sub.
@drcurby
@drcurby Год назад
Amazing !! Last part really made me think
@kiddallstar25
@kiddallstar25 Год назад
LOL Yo, that "your daughter is hot" line had me mad nervous for a minute but you landed that plane perfectly Schultz
@Spacemaaan
@Spacemaaan Год назад
idk man he couldve gone a different route for that part and still ended up with his punchline. i cringed too hard. still love schultz though
@DoubleO88
@DoubleO88 Год назад
@@Spacemaaan Damn is that all it takes, i knew where he was going as soon as he said it, relax, your kids are safe from metaphors.
@_jeffrey359
@_jeffrey359 Год назад
@@Spacemaaan cmon man even I could see the joke coming 😂😂. The hypocrisy in both worlds was what he was exploring
@jaylee5331
@jaylee5331 Год назад
I disagree, the ending was not very good or very well thought out.
@CJ2by4
@CJ2by4 Год назад
@@jaylee5331 lol shut uuuuup
@nursultantulyakbay7070
@nursultantulyakbay7070 Год назад
This man ran out of actual people to roast, so he started roasting unborn babies. Respect 👊🏼
@titusjames4912
@titusjames4912 Год назад
Baby punchin marathon Respect👊
@tyronechadington1655
@tyronechadington1655 Год назад
Lol I actually thought he was more so roasting the people who get abortions
@frankfurt9679
@frankfurt9679 Год назад
his joke are kinda "salty" ...pun inteneded
@southernmocha7571
@southernmocha7571 Год назад
@@tyronechadington1655 I’ll say 85% of his stand up was roasting pro-abortionists
@kevinraimond7658
@kevinraimond7658 Год назад
Never heard of you until I heard you with Bari Weiss. This is funny stuff. Subscribed.
@JasonRyanWilson
@JasonRyanWilson Год назад
Freaking genius, Andrew. I don't know how many times I watched this upload. Just ordered Infamous. Great work, bro.
@login2earth
@login2earth Год назад
Dude This was hilarious. Well done Andrew. The world needs brave comics like you. Wishing you all the success. - fan from India 🇮🇳
@velCROhash
@velCROhash Год назад
💪🏾😂 If you think that’s Crazy…. What you think about this 👀 ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-ZyQmT4oKcfE.html 🤦🏾‍♂️
@Nuanced717
@Nuanced717 Год назад
I’m interested in this because it’s a departure from your “Crowd Work” specials. We get to see your pen at work. Joke construction and all that. I always thought you were a great Crowd Guy but I’ll be interested to see you do an hour or so of written worked out material.
@ben_mxller
@ben_mxller Год назад
Go to his website and get your hands on the special :)
@royceday5977
@royceday5977 Год назад
Its pen*… I’m sorry, fuck me I know. I couldn’t help it. I hate me too sometimes.
@LAlindquist
@LAlindquist Год назад
God I hope there's some crowd work in this special though 🤞
@_sunchildd
@_sunchildd Год назад
@@royceday5977 🤣🤣 love a humble king
@cereza2437
@cereza2437 Год назад
We were home chilling today and wanted to watch the special, but it's not available.
@m1brooks
@m1brooks Год назад
Pre-ordered, Since I'm uk based wont be watching it live, hope to get it later, Thanks Andrew !
@xavierabii548
@xavierabii548 Год назад
The sign of a great comic is knowing how to poke fun at everyone on both sides of a sensitive topic. Andrew is a great comic👍🏾
@Arza333
@Arza333 Год назад
"Thats not where you hang a shirt" damn that took me a second lmaoo
@elliotw.888
@elliotw.888 Год назад
@@adeaxel3125 same
@basamnasrallah2904
@basamnasrallah2904 Год назад
@@elliotw.888 clothes hanger abortions
@coreystanfill1893
@coreystanfill1893 Год назад
I think it's the "coat hanger".
@gyp26
@gyp26 Год назад
@@adeaxel3125 In those places where abortion is illegal or third world countries where you can't afford for a clinic, women opt for use the coat racks to perform abortions.
@basamnasrallah2904
@basamnasrallah2904 Год назад
@@coreystanfill1893 dang bro im dumb
@fagiricomedyshorts
@fagiricomedyshorts Год назад
You changed since the podcast I used like your standup more , but i still enjoying your old videos
@KingKhanAbz
@KingKhanAbz Год назад
This is a really good abortion joke segment. Props to you sir. Must be how your brain works. I think this joke goes well because you can see you don't mean anything maliciously but with empathy and curiosity. Like the last last joke, you can see where it goes, calling the daughter hot... But it's very satisfying. I'll be glad to watch your show when you eventually come to the UK ☺
@tuckernevel
@tuckernevel Год назад
i thought that last joke was going in a direction of a joke i heard before, but you absolutely fuckin nailed that man. congrats on the special coming out i cant wait to see the full thing!
@georgedolphino
@georgedolphino Год назад
this guy is really amazing, he always finds ways to joke about very controversial topics without being offensive. he's showing everyone else how you do it!
@MsJBurrell
@MsJBurrell Год назад
He just wants to be funny. In an interview he said you should never get political advice from a him. He will not say what is right or even what he believes, he will say the funniest thing possible.
@AsianCajunCaucasian
@AsianCajunCaucasian Год назад
Your Bad Friends appearance brought me here and the bit did not disappoint 😂😂
@marianneporter26
@marianneporter26 Год назад
This is the most hilarious comedy special I have seen in a long time. Worth the $17.
@velCROhash
@velCROhash Год назад
Facts 💪🏾💪🏾💯💯💯…. Hell…If you think that’s Crazy…. What you think about this 👀 ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-ZyQmT4oKcfE.html 🤦🏾‍♂️
@raytdragon5444
@raytdragon5444 Год назад
That "Y'All" at 0:36 killed me 😂
@gonzoblast02
@gonzoblast02 Год назад
It’s crazy how I found Andrew way before he blew up and right after got to see him at the improv here in Houston, always knew this guy was a master at this comedy stuff, even have a picture with him, I’m 38 and so is he so we see things I guess a certain way.
@efrenrios4665
@efrenrios4665 Год назад
*Screwston homie
@rileysamuel4360
@rileysamuel4360 Год назад
I think Andrew Shultz gave me the push I need to officially pursue comedy. We flow the same but I needed this laugh and to do it often would keep me forever young.
@mikahong
@mikahong Год назад
Good luck!
@doncappo1509
@doncappo1509 Год назад
You sold me! Great stuff
@gunnarknox4874
@gunnarknox4874 Год назад
Big ups for standing up for your craft and hard work my guy. Would much rather send that pre order money direct than line the pockets of "some streaming service"
@stealthoverflow
@stealthoverflow Год назад
Atp I'm convinced Shulz is the comedy GOAT of our time.
@manolisko8881
@manolisko8881 Год назад
So he is GOOT
@manicmondaypodcast8008
@manicmondaypodcast8008 Год назад
He's by far my favorite comedian ATM
@karatechap555
@karatechap555 Год назад
true, my type of humor. but surely, they wont give the credit to him because he's white
@bobnavonvictorsteyn9017
@bobnavonvictorsteyn9017 Год назад
@@karatechap555 what is this opinion lmfao
@OvertheHIL524
@OvertheHIL524 Год назад
For me it's Dave Chappelle, but Andrew Schulz is right there.
@frostyblade8842
@frostyblade8842 Год назад
This was hilarious. This is only 2nd video I've seen of Andrew but the dudes histerical. I haven't laughed this hard in ages
@velCROhash
@velCROhash Год назад
He’s growing on me too💯💪🏾💪🏾 If you think that’s Crazy…. What you think about this 👀 ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-ZyQmT4oKcfE.html 🤦🏾‍♂️
@J0ND0EKILLAH
@J0ND0EKILLAH Год назад
Amazing! Had me laughing non stop. We need more comedians to be funny again and not be afraid of talking about topics that are controversial.
@velCROhash
@velCROhash Год назад
If you think that’s Crazy…. What you think about this 👀 ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-ZyQmT4oKcfE.html 🤦🏾‍♂️
@coreysayre1376
@coreysayre1376 Год назад
Being able to think back on the couple yrs I been listening to schulz and watching this teaser was very satisfying. Some of these jokes were definitely crafted on his pods or other content. Couldn't say which is from where anymore, but being able ro remember bits and pieces of where a joke was born while watching them in their full refined glory was both hilarious and heartwarming.
@r.l.9986
@r.l.9986 Год назад
You can tell he's inspired by Dave. Schulz should work on his specials. His top off the head skills are fire. The way he brings up and talks about political issues from both sides is amazing. We should all be able to laugh regardless of our views. Mans killing it and I'm so happy to been watching his vids ever since he was relatively unknown. Great inspiration!
@uhlexseeuh
@uhlexseeuh Год назад
Dave who lol
@_jeffrey359
@_jeffrey359 Год назад
@@uhlexseeuh he’s talking Chappelle I think
@amartinez2028
@amartinez2028 Год назад
Dave Attell, obviously.
@jaddal2215
@jaddal2215 Год назад
@@uhlexseeuh you really said, "Dave who lol"? Wow
@lIlIlIlIlIlIIIIIIII
@lIlIlIlIlIlIIIIIIII Год назад
@@jaddal2215 whoosh
@kevinmcmahon8647
@kevinmcmahon8647 Год назад
“Chivalry ain’t dead till that baby is, you know the rules “😂😂 that line puts you with the greats bro, solid shit all day🤘🏻
@velCROhash
@velCROhash Год назад
BARZ!!!😂😂😂 If you think that’s Crazy…. What you think about this 👀 ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-ZyQmT4oKcfE.html 🤦🏾‍♂️
@jeffreyabelson7171
@jeffreyabelson7171 Год назад
some of your best work ever!
@TheRealMaxAndrew
@TheRealMaxAndrew Год назад
Sometimes i feel guilty laughing at controversial jokes / humor. But this one is guilt free like those salads my aunt orders in public while devouring lamb chops in private. Great writing as always. Walking and even stepping a bit beyond the line but still makes it feel easy to talk about. Context is everything... And you always make us realize something in the end. Genius!!
@unknowndestinyfabrication3872
I realized is that he is pro murder.
@WakeUpToReality...
@WakeUpToReality... Год назад
If you can spell abortion we won't abort you." Floyd Mayweather: *NO, NO, NO, NO, NO* 😟........ *WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT* 🥺
@yerhscysantana7843
@yerhscysantana7843 Год назад
LMFAO Underrated comment
@c0nc3ntr8d6
@c0nc3ntr8d6 Год назад
You know 50 cent would be laughing hysterically at that joke.
@5050TM
@5050TM Год назад
Yo dude😭😭😭😭😂
@sheadoherty7434
@sheadoherty7434 Год назад
@@c0nc3ntr8d6 the man did survive 9 post natal abortion attempts
@callanc3925
@callanc3925 Год назад
@@c0nc3ntr8d6 "fuck the bucket of ice!!"
@tonilazuto3228
@tonilazuto3228 Год назад
Andrew keeping it high and tight as usual. Great work as expected 👏
@tomturkeysandwhichsegura
@tomturkeysandwhichsegura Год назад
Hyped for Sunday
@racheldowns1420
@racheldowns1420 Год назад
Straight up... this abortion bit was honestly some of your best material. I laughed my ass off... I applaud you for standing your ground and not taking this joke out just because we live in a society where some people are soft as fuck. Comedy is an art form, and some people just don’t have appreciation for it...those are usually the people that walk through life bitter and miserable. Keep doin yo thang Andrew!!! Your killin it! Come to San Diego!!!!
@Luisdej
@Luisdej Год назад
Saw you in guy code, and thought you were aight, but the minute I saw views from the cis and later your crowd work special, I knew you were something! To me already stapled as one of the greats in Comedy! This is just you doing your victory laps! 👌🏼
@SunshinePaige
@SunshinePaige Год назад
Please re-release this so I can buy the special 🙌🏻
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