No, they weren't The episode acted like the last ten YEARS of poo and failure was the fault of a single, loud, obnoxious person and NOT Hollyweird tripping over themselves to appeal to morons who only care about superficial bullshit like skin color and 'duhvercity'
And then to try and kill the barkeep the first time only to try again and decide “nah, it’s got a kid” as if that makes you a good person or “morally grey”. No, it’s just stupid.
Imagine a jedi who has achieved the rank of Master not being able to do something as simple as deflect 2 thrown knives with the Force simultaneously. Imagine, if you will, another jedi who trained his whole life to achieve the rank of Master who just off'd himself because he, apparently, was unable to let go of his emotions over whatever dumb thing happened in the past. This show is stupid. It does not understand anything about star wars. Star Wars officially died to me after the last episode of Kenobi. I don't care how many times Disney tries, I have no interest in Star Wars as a brand anymore.
We should remember it as a good friend when it brought smiles on our faces, not this... soulless zombie revived by evil means of necromancy or something.
I thought the assassin would have used some HK 47 style strategies to kill jedi in the second "fight" but I was disappointed. Blowing up the building would have worked, filling the place with corrosive gas would have worked, using sonic screamers would have worked. At least it would have made sense. Also the whole jedi killing mind training to mask intention and presence worked so well in KOTOR 2 lore because as was mentioned, Jedi are keen to sense force users and murderous intent.
@@007JP so if I am so dense what is the difference between giving instructions and making statements? Instructions are statements directed towards someone or are direct orders. Please don't go swimming as the density of your head would cause you to sink faster than a lead brick
Boycott? That's for things you'd otherwise still desire to purchase. Who's left to care about Star Was? Seriously, it's not a boycott to refuse to buy something you don't like, it's abandonment. You aren't boycotting a product that sucks out of the box, you're just abandoning it.
If Leslie were a man, he would already be in jail serving a long sentence, not getting a $180 million dollars to blow on a yet another shitty star wars product. That alone is enough to boycott Disney without factoring in any other of their sickening behavior.
Yeah, look on the bright side. Some day, some poor schlub in a red jumpsuit will be stranded in a dog bone shaped satellite with a couple of droids and forced to treat all these third generation "star wars" products with all the dignity they really deserve.
When you look at old Disney, old franchises which have been ruined by Disney, and PIXAR movies and shows nowadays, it's like watching old videos of friends who you lost throughout the years.
It's like watching your best friend slowly destroy themself with drugs and alcohol and now we're at what you believe is their lowest point but deep down you know they'll somehow become worse.
Disney is so addicted to the bait and switch tactic, they actually thought that the average viewer would be shocked that Trinity dies on the first episode. lol
It is almost comical how our society has devolved to the point where clear villains are making a bad product, and calling all that out will have you painted as the bigot and bad guy.
Cancel my Disney Plus. And I'm boycotting the Parks from now on. There were 14 of us who would go yearly.. and all of us as a collective literally decided to not do this anymore and not support Disney.
I haven’t seen a Star Wars since Force Awakens. It was such shit that I vowed to never watch such crap again. People like Reaper shitting on its follow ups is my only Star Wars content lmao.
My favourite part is when Lesbie's wife took all the jedi younglings on a permanent field trip to the Sith Island and when the Sith lord was arrested, he didn't ____ himself.
Hilarious how they don't even have the balls to commit do a villain. In the very first episode you have to pull punches with your Sith character because oh no, we can't have a black girl being evil now, can we. I bet she gets redeemed at some point and everybody forgets about her murdering a jedi master.
All evil females will be forgiven. Yep that's how you know that they are a self insert for the writers. Though it is horrifying that alot of writers have to have people that are evil to be sympathetic and people who are actually trying to be good be evil.
Umm, yet the fanbase get all giddy with redeeming Shin Hati, who seems a lot more cold blooded and ruthless than Mae (who ironically seems a like a more honorable and better person, even gave a hit money to a beggar, meaning she hasn’t gone full Dark Side, probably still had some redeeming qualities despite her desire to kill the Jedi).
It's bold of you indeed to assume these people know the first thing about writing. You give a basic structure and plot points to a fanfic writer, and you'll get better material.
@@Herr_AffeFanfics are at least entertaining in their terribleness (not to mention there a few actually good ones). This slop is so sterile, it's just boring and unwatchable
Every time I look at Leslie H. I am reminded of the saying, "People really do look like their pets." At the very least you must admit, she's got H. Weinstein's same smug grin.
They could have changed the fucking color of the fire with some aftereffects to make it into a "plasma fire" from some mixed gas and no one would have cared. They don't give a fuck.
Did you hear about sound in space in Star Wars. It is not new thing that Star Wars is doing things without caring physics. And that fire in space is happened already many times in Star Wars. So nothing new. Star Wars is space fantasy it is not realistic representation of our world. So no physics or any other realism. Only one thing that managed to have realism was Andor.
worst part about the jedi master's death from a knife is, if you look at the blade of the knife. the blade would have gone deep but not deep enough to hit anything vital or cause her to die outright
There’s no way that Sith is a “he”, I’d bet real money it’s a woman. There’s no way this show would have the master giving orders be a man, they want us to think that, because they’re clearly waiting to reveal the twist that it’s a woman.
Thank you for putting that subtitle at 5:45. I literally laughed out loud when they put the word “Coruscant” over the most obviously Coruscant image ever. This show is clearly not made for Star Wars fans.
Schrodinger's review score. If it's good, that's a "genuine outpouring of support from the fans" and if it's bad it's "review bombed by hateful racist bigoted homotransglarpsupiaphobe incels"
The director keeps touching the actress. She is her boss in a position of power. How is this OK? If this would be a male director people would be outraged.
You are so right about the actor from Squid Game. I really liked the guy, he is actually the only one in the show with a speck of actual acting. His character actually fits the real Star Wars universe very well, it's so shame he was wasted on such an abomination of a show and content.
Regarding the rule of two, the 3 books on Darth Bane explain how apprentices would have a hidden apprentice and would team up against their master. It turns out Sith are hypocrites 😅 By the way, Darth Bane’s trilogy would have been a much better story than this series 😢
demoralization propaganda. These shows, movies and games always pick out a specific demographic, sometimes two, and completely shit all over them. White men. Sometimes women too. If you keep them downtrodden in their own country, you keep getting away with everything. its the mfing sweJ.
@@johan8969 Assholes can be good at their job, too. There is no excuse to polish a piece of gold into a turd. There is fan-fiction with better writing.
“Telling an alien with no eyelids to close its eyes” had me in pieces thank you Reaper that was the best thing I’ve heard about this series! subbed & liked thank you 🙏
Remember that, for years, they've been telling young people, "You can be whatever you want to be." And now we're finding out, actually no. Some people can't make good movies or TV. They can certainly grift millions off gullible studios, filled with people who also can't make good movies or TV. And those people can grift millions off foreign elites who aren't interested in making good movies or TV, but in pushing a message. The message? Everything you loved is dead. Submit to your new masters. Get in the pod. Accept our crap entertainment, because you have no other choice. Eat the bugs. Own nothing. Be happy. Consume. Wow. Suddenly the Matrix doesn't seem all that far-fetched.
I just realized Leslie Headland actually kind of looks a little like Gina Carano, which is downright funny and a significant coincidence given their opposite but almost parallel stories with Disney, like Leslie Headland is just Gina Carano from the evil mirror dimension.
It's literally not about money, it's about sending a message. Movies are a vector being used to change people's opinions about the world. They already have all the money. It's not entertainment, it's politics.
Blackrock mostly, but even Blackrock has a giant bomb about to explode in the form of commercial real estate. Once that bomb blows up they'll either burn and take Disney with them, or the US govt bails them out and destroys the world economy completely with massive inflation. My guess is that Disney will be saved and the world economy will be trashed.
this is a plot line that was already explored in Clone Wars when Ashoka was framed by Barris Ofee. Master and student even have a face to face "you don't trust me?" scene.
3:32 THANK YOU!! It's amazing how many people, some fans included (and especially Disney) get this wrong. The only reason why Force users carry lightsabers is because they might face an opponent who is also a Force user, in which case their powers will be canceled out and they have to resort to slicing each other. But the Force should be more than enough to win any fight against non-users.
And then after ten years he felt so guilty he committed suicide. Which makes you wonder, if he felt so guilty he was willing to commit suicide, why didn’t he just do that ten years ago?
@@erikdayne5429 exactly, plus why the heck does he EVEN feel guilty when Mae is the one who started fire that killed her family? Makes absolutely no sense...
Fire in a vacuum is possible. Just needs fuel with the oxygen already in it. You are absolutely right that what they did is laughably bad. Maybe it was the space wind that blew Leia back to the ship in _TLJ._
Your videos are hilarious 😂 I love the alternate names you come up with: Discount Ezra Miller, Green B**ch Is the grandmaster Jedi that drinks the poison played by a woman? It looks like they did heavy makeup.
When Star Wars ships go into hyperspace, they're actually only meant to fly in specific hyper-space lanes or wherever? Because they're completely vetted to be safe (no ASTEROIDS in the middle of their path....) - that's why the blockade in Phantom Menace were all in one place, because they were blocking the hyper-space lane ???? So why would they jump out, into an asteroid field in this show ?
Only way is if it’s something similar to what happened to Alderran. Some established planetary body destroyed and the debris floats in to established lanes.
