@@Lord_GhostBoner_ Most fan films are made by actual fans though. The production values and acting skills are usually lacking but their hearts are in it. I seriously doubt the actors, the director, the writers or the producers of Madame Web had ever even heard of her before.
“You know what Spider-Man fans have been screaming for?” “Dumb women running around a final destination ripoff barely strung together with d list marvel characters?” … “Dump as much of our laundered money into this as humanly possible. Also get the 50 shades girl, casting couch funbags and a brown one. We’ve struck gold.”
Wait! A dying woman gives birth in the rainforest to a child with the assistance of magical arachnid tribal humanoids and the raising of that child isnt the movie? Wow!
Even if they would go with the story of comics it would still make a great movie...but who cares..they have to force their women empowerment agenda on us
She's been nude in movies so it doesn't matter. She's hot af tho for sure. Anyways, I guess when Spider-man movies print money like they have been, they are going to try and cash in on it by any means necessary. Movies aren't made because someone has a good idea anymore, movies are made because shareholders insist on IP's being ran into the ground. This is no worse than the Lion King remake or Diablo 4. This is full fledged capitalism in action@Gyrfalcon312
@@Fleshbag453 i heard they used those hacks for at least 5 movies and all of them got %10-%25 scores from critics (yeah even woke critics), that should've been a proof for Sony to not hire these tools again but NOPE they did anyway...
“The only good thing I can say about this was seeing the actresses at the premiere”…**Liar, Liar clip** “MAMA!” That made me spit my damn drink out laughing. And I’m a woman. RU-vid is gonna suspend your ass. 😂 Keep it up, Reaper. You really do play too damn much. I rewatched this twice BTW. I’m a film nerd and hate Hollywood right now but my depression isn’t too bad because I at least have your videos to look forward to.
The amount of raw money they've been spending on these failures could go to help end both hunger and homelessness throughout the world, but instead.... well... The Message is way more important
It's funny how leftists keep claiming being fat is attractive, but when they make their movies they choose slim women, because they know that that's what people like to see, despite the daily messaging in schools and media. But if you state the obvious openly, then you're a target.
That's what I find the most horrifyingly sad thing: The fact millions of dollars, which could've been used to help so many suffering people, were wasted on... this.
That's the most exposing part of this whole woke/pc culture. It gives off the facade of equality and justice but really it's an insidious and selfish, virtue signalling cult of spoiled, bored and entitled assholes that think that the world is more racist and sexist and misogynist than it's ever been and that each member in a postion of power and influence is the next martin Luther King.
Remember these are the writers who were demanding higher pay, people who don't even know that papers need to be printed and are usually delivered the next morning
I am in New York City right now, have been for my entire life, so, which subway line has red upholstered seats?! They are hard plastic so the MTA can hose the spunk, blood and urine off every morning... don't even get me started on the TABLES?!?! Too funny.
1:14 - The cutaway clips on this channel are peak comedy This channel is lowkey a hidden gem. Glad you mix in a couple positive reviews every once in a while too. Subbed! Keep roasting the shit out of this garbage media mate.
So she saves the day through the power of positive affirmations, telling the other spiderwomen how stunning, brave and powerful they are. I would love to believe this is some brilliant piece of satire, commenting on the ridiculous nature of the self-esteem movement, but I feel that would be giving these writers far too much credit.
Your rant on True Detective Season 4 (with Critical Drinker After Hours) had me rolling. Thank you for mentioning that tongue that just appeared on the floor because...ghosts? I guess? You are a delight, sir.
Did you see the red carpet? The producer said that the sole reason the entire movie is set in 2003.. get this. Is so that it makes sense the song ‘toxic’ is in the movie soundtrack 😂😂😂😂
The bad guy was afraid that he was going to die after being thrown out of the window yet he gets run over by speeding vehicles TWICE without taking ANY damage and eventually dies by a...PEPSI SIGN???😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
My Peruvian girlfriend lives in Lima, Peru. I have visited her many times in Lima. Relatively few people there know English. So, I'm impressed that these spider people, who live in remote areas of the Amazon, are able to speak perfect English.
So, by them showing that random guy from the Spider tribe saving her, the movie implies that he's Spider-Man's ancestor? Wow, such a shitty ass way to cobble up an alternate origin for Spidey that makes absolutely NO FUCKING SENSE!!! Damn, I'm so glad this movie is a flop. Sony fucking deserves it!!
The professional paramedic tries to teach a bunch of amateurs CPR on the fly in case they get injected with poison. CPR is meant to maintain blood flow to the brain and vital organs. Venom injected into the blood stream is only effective if it reaches, for instance, the brain or vital organs. .... guess what the worst possible idea for treating a poison injection is? And, again, this is the idea of someone who not only has professional training, but as part of her specific job training would have been instructed on how to deal with things like bites by poisonous animals. please don't insult A.I., movies of this caliber require uniquely human stupidity to fail this badly at every possible level.
Imagine owning the rights to the SPIDER-MAN universe and almost exclusively making garbage pointless movies. It’s been 6 years of these Sony spin offs and not one film has been good or connected to Spider-Man in any way. The way they tip toe around mentioning him when they fucking own him is so weird
A woman definitely wrote this shit. Because it makes zero sense, and everything needs to be handed to the characters by some higher power or dumb luck for anything to happen...
Feminists wrote a story about a super heroine ambulance driver whose signature move is crashing cars into people? Always nice when the sexist jokes write themselves! 🤣
Lol what about these stupid passive aggressive Peter parker hints? Like at first they talked about the baby, then AGAIN at this hang up meeting she asked whats his name and the other girl was like "we are saving that for the games" lol wth? And THEN at the end they talked about him again but nothing
This movie could've actually worked if the entire movie was just the first 10-15 minute origin story for the Spider-Woman trio and the actual rest of the movie was them preparing to fight an actual omega-level villain. But no; that would've required talent.
Well on one of the Instagram posts that I saw a couple days ago, Sony is thinking about making Madame Webb number 2 which I don’t want that to happen because this movie for this one looks so horrible and hopefully they don’t do a sequel. If they do a sequel I’m done so I’m crossing my fingers they don’t do a sequel because who knows those movies may be bad also just like this one
Warner Bros: "Batgirl is so terrible, we can't release this. Let's just cancel it and write it as a tax reduction." Sony: "Madam Web is so terrible, let's release this. It'll still be an addition to the venom verse and hype up Kraven."
my favorite part of the movie is when cassie, a woman who can see into the future and change its outcome, calls in an emergency helicopter only for the entire crew onboard to get engulfed in a fireball. way to go girlboss!!!
I really miss your She-Hulk, Willow and Rings of power reviews. But season two is Rings of Power is coming soon and x-men 97 is shaping up to piss every remaining fan of comics off.
Sony needs to put Japanese writers and producers in charge of their film division and make them enforce the standards that a Japanese audience would expect. (I’m assuming that Sony pretty much leaves Americans in charge nowadays, and judging by results…)
...How does the station or the police even place the blame for the officers' deaths on Cassie??? She doesn't even come in contact with them footage would clearly show that and the weird dude in a costume manhandling them. Like...what???
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