The Amazing Spider-Man 2: Part 1 - ralphthemoviemaker 

Do you mean, *dead dead* ? See: 16:33

...well... the line wasn't clear, but, yes, the premise is that nobody can get a good picture of Spider-man. Peter Parker is the only one who gets close-ups, focused or frame shots. In some of the pictures, its obvious that Spider-man is posing and knows his picture is being taken, because he of course is taking pictures of himself and making the pictures as good as possible to get top dollar. If a masked vigilante only let's one person get good, personal, upclose pictures of them, then it would be assumed that there is trust. The line was poorly written and wasn't cinematically made clear, but that is pretty much how it is in the comics, is it not? Peter claims he is good friends with Spider-man, simply because he is the only one who gets good photos of him.

@Asher Copaken plus the photos were far away enough that anyone could've taken them. In the original Spiderman trilogy, it looked very obvious the only someone like peter could've taken those photos, here they didn't do a good job of that

*WHO WROTE THIS SHIT!*

@@raven3067 people who made more money in one month then we’ll make in a year. And this is what they come up with. So a bunch of hacks basically

It's almost as great as posting your comment before finis

lo

The funniest part that still cracks me up is the subtle joke at the end Where he cuts the review short to go see Under the Skin.. because Scarlet Johansson is full frontal hahaha, but that went without saying. Also a really good movie

Invincible

when i was kid i thought it was intense when he did that

@@edgyface4075 kids are dumb…

"YOU'RE A FROG SPIDERMAN" "fucks his problem?"

THEY GOT T!

Spell Heart they got T

@@emilianotanc4126 You don't understand, they said it was just gonna be an easy grab!

@@AllyGatorAnimator Well it ain't no easy grab, they got T!

it wasnt no easy grab they got t

But it ain't no easy grab, they got the Drone!! Good, good, got it, great!

This reads like an ifunny shitpost

-2

A 7 year old comment that perfectly sums up humor 7 years into the future.

Dunric Mordamir Nah it's "you are a frood spooder mun!1!1111!"

Oga boga Peter I break up with you oga boga

I laughed

Good! Good! Got it! Great! Good!👍

@TR1FORCEHER0 "I don't know. I don't know"

Time travel shit, I hate those plots.

Its an alternative reality. This isn't the same dimension as ours, genius. Ever notice how none of the fucking technology in this movie exists in our world?

The laptop traveled in time to be in this movie.

Because Sony thought it was an easy grab.

Bitchslapped but it ain’t no easy grab they got T

_ MoonMan _ ikr! it's like if someone said "you can't remember my name? I'ma kill myself now"

+Lunk Then why was Electro so happy to see him prior to getting mad?

Legendary Super Saiyan because when he first saw spider man when he was electro he didn't know that spider man forgot his name yet

Lunk Spiderman never said he would "come to his birthday party." that didn't happen. the two of them meet on the street once, and Spiderman calls him his "eyes and ears in the city." after that Electro talks to himself and pretends that Spiderman came to see him on his birthday. Electro turned on Spiderman, because he thought Spiderman betrayed him when the police fired at him during the scene in Time's Square.

Patrick Havens But did he shot Mr. Burns?

Purple Pineapple this is hilarious

@Me, a black racist wait did it actually say that?

Me, a black racist I would love to see Raimi’s vision of Spider-Man 4.

Daysn Lucas No they were going to make Felica Hardy Vulture's daughter and call her the Vulturess. Sony also wanted the Lizard in the voice too. It made Sam mad that they wanted more than one villain again so he quit.

Ha.

or crying...

This has "me gwen me mad" vibes to it

Everybody betray me

You are tearing me apart!

ben cutrer FOR BREAKFAST!?!?

Because lettuce is healthy and fresh

Lettuce, and 1 tomato slice. Ok then...

Well it started out as a Lettuce sandwich (for breakfast?) then seconds later as the scene cuts the Lettuce has completely vanished.

Because he is The Amazing Rabbit-Man.

I mean, that even sounds terrible as a lunch.

That kinda makes sense bc they r supposed to be broke af

Evan Miller he doesn’t have colored hair

Galily wrong rapper

Jan S. because Marc Webb was trying to be Quentin Tarantino but without the writing talent behind him

I personally thought that scene was pretty funny

@@ezekieljoaquine9722 you personally have a shit taste in comedy

Looo8l

@@littleratchild6744 yes

Super Cosmic Mutant Honey Candle Squid lol

lol

yep, good ol' Wreck-it-Ralph!

THIS IS KATANA

SHES GOT MY BACK

You're thinking harder about that scene than the people who wrote it. Sure that's something you wanna do?

Lol did you question this when it happened in the Raimi trilogy? Also the clothes don't have to turn purple. It can depend on what contact they have with the clothes that are bleeding. And who is to say the contact of red bleeding was the same point of contact for blue painting?

My thoughts exactly. I was like "Do you mean purple?!" Same as the Smallville shit. "You mean the Purple Blur, right?!"

Well blue doesn't really run, its red that usually runs if any colour runs in a wash.

Wow I didnt realize they ripped off Spider-Man 2 in this movie.

Mushroom kingdom...

Virgi-nity, Electri-city

Good good cut got it great

Charles Diner, Mystery Stiles.

Niels Lauridsen FUCK YOU!

Niels Lauridsen lol

I agree

CORRECT

That's an understatement IMO. The only music producers better than The Neptunes are Brian Eno, George Martin, and Phil Spector. After that there is a large talent gap.

@@plinkertonman You forgot DJ Premier and RZA my man.

@@chrisbreton1181 not really IMO. 1)There are several non hip-hop producers that are better than Preemo and RZA, such as (on the top of my head) Albini, Berry Gordy, Quincy Jones, Arca, Butch Vig, and Rick Rubin. 2)Preemo and RZA sample so they should be ranked lower than other electronic/instrument based producers. Not that it is a sin or anything, its just that the quality of sample-based music is mostly dependent on the taste or "ear" of the creator, not skill (especially now). Both Preemo's and RZA's beats worsened drastically when they stopped sampling in the 00's. 3)Preemo and RZA aren't even the best at sampling. The Bomb Squad, DJ Paul/Juicy J, Zach Hill, Dalek, Dr. Dre, Questlove, early Kanye, and Timbaland (when he samples he's third best at it, although he is the 2nd best hip-hop/R&B producer of all time) are people I'd rank higher in terms of sampling skill and longevity.

Don't forget his partner, Chad Hugo...

@@plinkertonman You fucking beat me to it. The Neptunes are fucking epic.

I hate both of these, but I think TASM2 sucked worse. Mainly because of the few Batman scenes I liked in BvS.

+Dick Hancock Batman was cool... Everything else was shit.

At least its better than TASM2

I like the Dark Knight but each to their own opinion

Dragon Fang After last season isn't even a movie

Comic Panel good point

Comic Panel good point

good point

Comic Panel good point

Comic Panel eww a wild brony appeared.

Worked great for BVS eh? actually it kinda did those movies still make money and they're still getting made

​@@Jsssddfgffghshdhdhusjsjddoesn't make them good the majority of the money comes from china

MrSideliner not a bad one, but comic fans would lose their s##t. My idea is that he tries to kill the people who basically killed him, Spider-Man turns up after a warning from Harry, intervenes with his no-kill rule, game on.

MrSideliner Then it would be a redemption scene... it'd actually be better but your mileage may vary on how much better.

MrSideliner yeah but green goblin doesn't make sense in general

MrSideliner it would be too similar to Spiderman 3's ending it would be more interesting than what got but it would feel to similar

they did that in spider-man 3

EveryoneHasMyNames I actually do eat a sandwich for breakfast.. But I will never do anything else on this list thingy.. I don't understand this subplot...

My grandmom tires to stop me from dong my laundry whenever I have to do my laundry.

She wanted to hide the fact that she needed a job for him to get into collage

@Goddamn 47 that's called a breakfast sandwich.

Egg sandwiches Strict parents, i guess Filler

Divergent is slightly better than Amazing Spider-Man 2

@@eyesack2007 the divergent move series is on the same level of awfulness (so much that they even cancelled the last sequel)

@@charlespuruncajas9663 I know Divergent is trash

i get what he was going for but he’s trying to too hard to pull off the whole nerdy vibe i think.

He's annoying af

Also his bizarre New York accent that keeps dipping in and out of being non existent to entirely over the top

I think he was going for the socially-awkward type which yeah, some people do that shit but it’s WAY milder in real life

There we go! We should make it community called bad movie debunkers.

Yes!

I'm off tomorrow so I'll make it.

What do you think, *****, should Batman and I make it?

I doubt he's gonna respond.

If TASM2 had put the Harry Osborne and Rhino villain plot lines on the backburner for another film and had developed Electro better, Electro would have worked. He could have worked with Peter's father in the past and been obsessed with continuing Peter's fathers work, but using it to modify eels into sources of organic electric power. Let the movie spend a few scenes showing his character's meaningless, nondescript existence and obsession with becoming a famous hero like Spidey. Set design a room full of articles on Spidey. Then have Electro gain his powers and wreak havoc after Spidey helps capture him.

ITS A ME A MARIO WA-HOOOOOOOO

Apparently, it says "he hates on me.".

He shot at me.

VIRGINITY

Stupid movi-e

I also feel sorry for that guy.

I feel sorry that you stole that quote from IHE

Also Adum. Adum said the same thing. YMS adum

And that green goblin fight in the end of the first film......man it was brutal

+SHAWKLAN 27 plus the lack of: Spider-sense. Where was his Spider-Sense!

God-Emperor of Mankind Well, you remember the scene where Electro grabs Spider-Man by the arms before shooting electricity out of his mouth? Spider-Man's arms should have been toasted.

God-Emperor of Mankind Plus, Green Goblin can be attacked by punches, kicks, etc.

+How ya doin? At least up the fight scenes when its comes to guys like- the Green Goblin and Rhino!

That's why hollywood loves filming in new york.

as well as the Sony camera and laptops in almost every scene

As much as I hate this movie, I'm pretty sure some of the brands featured were just fair use, not sponsored deals.

RANDOMNATION! It's a- me Mario

Cole Soderstrom underrated

He made a fun of me

virginity

Electricity

* You're a frog Spiderman

Ivan Alvarez ^^You're a frood Spidremin, *TEEN ANGST INTENSIFIES*

Its probably the funniest part in the whole movie

You're a fraud, Spider-Man! _Uragh!_ LOL *"Who wrote this shit!?"*

Sorry *web slings away*

And that sais alot.

Darkchief117 your an idiot

hockeysong Not really, your just hating on my comment. I'm allowed to have my own opinion.

Darkchief117 how is an emo spider man better then the amazing spider 2, HOW?!

hockeysong How is he emo in the movie? So just because he put his hair like that he's emo? Does he cut himself in the movie? No he does not, I don't understand why people are saying he's emo just because he puts his hair in that way so if I put my hair like that I'm emo? in fact if your saying he's emo because of that Harry in the amazing spider-man 2 does the same thing with his hair I guess he's emo then? Spider-Man 3 tried to be good with all of it's problems but the amazing spider-man 2 didn't even try the plot is all over the place in fact there's like maybe 5 plots all at once, Spider-Man is hardly in the movie at all it's more like a soap opera between Peter, Gwen and Harry.

Magikrazy and yes ,the dark knight had 3 villains ,there's the joker ,two-face/harvey dent and that guy with his dogs ,that makes 3 !

Dragon 54321 also Scarecrow… and the mob…

Da Pumaface that's the first one

Batman, Robin and who? Who's the third?

MillywiggZ Depending on how you look at it, the film actually has TWO sets of 3 villains: Mr. Freeze, Poison Ivy and Bane OR Batman, Robin and Joel Schumacher

Good 1

I'd be good with that

She was probably the best part of Divergent.

AllTheGood NamesWereTaken The Best Part was when the movie ended

That wasnt her fault lol. Remember the fault in our stars

My thoughts exactly 😂

***** But the term is known as 'Handheld' No matter if its shaking or just a light handheld shot it's still known as a hendheld shot.

***** No but most people who see a very shaken shot call it shaky cam. My film teacher told people to stop calling it that in class.

***** Shake in post production idk. All I'm saying is it's not the proper term and that I dislike it.

If it's being shaken ON PURPOSE, it's technically shaky cam.

What if it it foot held? How can you tell?

You're doing God's work, son

the "sex chair"

It’s from the episode “First Guy To Touch The Ground Loses” from Season 5 of ‘Kenny vs Spenny’

Daniel Star “ITS NOT A SEX CHAIR!” - Spencer “Rape” Rice

16:10 timestamp

How do you feel about that?

He's a creep

yeah i physically cringed when he said that lmao

I actually thought Ralph knew something about hip hop and music since he seems to be a kanye fan

@@user-ln5yo4ir9v If he’s a Kanye fan, than that alone is proof he has no taste in music.

I don´t get it I don´t get it

Max Candy I was XDing over that scene

Why is "the" not in caps too?

Well in the comics it isn't so that's why.

the AMAZING SPIDER-MAN Oh.

Yeah, this movie sucks.

AVATAR STICKMAN So...are you the Ahvatar Uhng?

Dimensional Homecoming was amazing but ASM2 was better for me... Romance felt right, and it was beautiful, even though rhino was retardely placed and goblin was rushed...

Jack Lee Cool. That is interesting view you have. I have never seen or heard someone like this movie more than Homecoming. I like Homecoming more, but can you please explain a bit more why you liked this movie more. I am very interested in your opinion. I like seeing things from a different perspective.

Emma J. Quinn Before I say anything, I give homecoming a 9.7 and ASM2 a 9.8... both amazing... anyways, ASM2 prob had the only good romance in ANY spiderman movie, and it had the best suit... no offense but the homecoming suit is absolutely retarded looking and it's too op... with all those gadgets, it legit felt like iron man 4. ASM2 was the closest to the comics from the 3 that I read, and Garfield was amazing... people think hes the best spiderman, and Tobey is the best Peter parker, but I think they are all good... but prefer Garfield cause he shows the most intelligence with his science stuff and innovations... I liked the part when spidey loses his suit from stark in homecoming, cause that creates challenge, that suit is legit op and it ruins my experience... ASM2 felt like a true spiderman movie, but it's still an awful movie because of the rhino and goblin, but everything else was beautifully made.... 9.8... asm2 made me mad, and happy, idk... the gwen and harry scenes (besides his goblin parts) just made the movie sooooo good...

I hated homecoming far more then this movie but the inner movie critic in me knows that homecoming is better then both amazing Spider-Man films still not as good as the original 3

Homecoming annoyed the shit out of me, like why the fuck did Iron Man had to do literally everything ?! I believe that in the comics peter did everything himself !!

I thought that the whole time any time an arguing scene happened in Bay's Transformers between Labeouf and his parents was meant to be really arguing. It never came off to me as comedy.

*alright laundry sheriff*

22:27 timestamp to get back

Doesn't this scene serve as the at-home side of the conflict inherent in the movie's premise? Because Peter's hiding the fact that he has to wash the Spider-Man costume since he's keeping it secret that he's Spider-Man? Isn't that what this scene is doing from a narrative standpoint?

John Doe watch his interviews, he does that... and peter is an outcast, being different is Peter is... Weird smart dude...

Garfield was best Spider-Man

@@Manamanamana36 your a joke

It takes quite a bit of force though, like yanking-on-the-fucking-thing-force

SpiralZebra Yeah not just leaning on it

dat-crazy-nut _ Oh bullshit! THIS MOVIE IS A PIECE OF SHIT AND IT REALLY FUCKING OFFENDS ME AS A SPIDER-MAN FAN! #spidermanhomecomingisoneofthebestspidermanfilmsofallfuckintimebitch

Thank god for Seth Rogan and friends getting spidey in the mcu, without them the hack wouldn’t of happened.

I hope that guy in your class gets help

@@Seras99 bruh

Kevin Luper Ok you caught me, that comment that I made last year was a bit of exaggeration. My new favorite spider-man film is the Spider verse film. Though if you wanted my real favorite Spider-Man film of all time when it comes to live action, it's really Spider-Man 2. Though I still think TASM 2 offends me as a spider-man fan.

alright... laundry sheriff

Good man

I survived this chernobyl hiroshima nagazaki mixed juice in the for you part

Isn't that in Spider-Man 2?

@@boomoo2018 noo he's talking about that laundry scene in TASM 2

Jackson DuCharme completely agree.

Jackson DuCharme nah I would say all of them are #1 besides spiderman 1... I give them all 10/10, spiderman 1 is like a 9.8/10.... it was good but not as good as the others

Jackson DuCharme Cool. My list is the exact same!

wtf

Yeh I agree

John Gunnerek I mean, the first two movies didn't age too gracefully, but the still have their moments (mostly Spider-Man 2002).

That's the joke...

is a fucking terrible joke

+Murcia doxial ok

Kind of like when women say they're "very pregnant." Either there's a baby inside that belly, or there isn't, you know?

canadmexi It's a joke. It's like saying, "I am way more naked than I want to be right now." Not altogether that funny. But not really hard to understand either.

You took it outta my mouth.

I am a dead man, but somehow you have retained your mortality, which would mean you are Vulnerable to DEATH!

The Amazing Spider-Man 2 > All the other Spider-Mans plus Batman movies combined.

Sliq what about the dark knight?

Alexey Stolovoy The dark knight x1000 < Amazing Spider-Man 2 without audio.

***** fanboi confirmed?

+Fabian Valenzuela I think Tobey Maguire was an AMAZING Peter Parker, but weird as Spider-Man, and vice versa for Andrew Garfield.

👍

Tranny joseph joestar :3

+Alp Gürhan Yalciner I know right. I'd rather watch the trailers over and over again for 2 hours than rather watch the movie itself.

And the 1st trilogy

@@Dev-nr4dw get some mental help

And spider verse

So not the other PS consoles smh

@@royalfoil5413 I mean, I think its kind of implied.

Sams ChanneI LOL. tell me why that was my exact same reaction after seeing the reviews to these ASM movies....this dude'll always be cool in my book just because he made these. I don't care how much I disagree with him in the future lol

It Girl 👧

American Ghoul THANK YOU. I came here searching for a comment with that shows name in it.

Lord of the rings, Star Trek, etc

it's impossible to have product placement in a completely fictional world. it ruins evrything.

Gabe Newell Star Trek absolutely has product placement because it takes place in OUR future.

lol in the new movies there we're people with toys of the spaceships holding them in the air while cheering

Period films set before the 1950's (because Back to the Future was set in 1955 and most of the things in that era were still around at the time of it's release. Things like Pepsi, Texaco, Western Union, and Miller beer). But by and large movies set before modern times have no product placement: Titanic, Saving Private Ryan, and any western.

i was with friends at the movies and i burst out laughing "PHHHT SHE DED" they were not pleased.

Tristan Gray yeah

Tristan Gray I cry every fucking time

The *CRACK* gets me every time XD

I agree dat splat sound made me lol XD

Yummy

Yeah I would have thought Skrillex worked on this film