The Amityville Horror - The Cinema Snob 

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I got 5 on Us.

Us will be hard to beat for Most Hilarious Movie Of 2019.

That is such a great joke oh my god

Yup, you win.

That was *definitely* one of your better zingers, Cinema Snob!

It is cute. Southern charm. Yo, Margot, you have to go back to being half a twin (Domonique and Danielle Breton) in Sisters. At least in that Flic, you were divorced from an over-protective man who who go on to portray the songwriter you'd think LEAST likely to kill an evil record producer (but he did anyway). 😊

The apostrophe goes before the 7, not after the 0.

@@JanetStarChild Alternatively, you don't actually have to use an apostrophe sign to define an era in alphanumeric fashion.

@@enlightenednormie242 That is correct, and people are better off omitting the apostrophe if they don't know where it's correctly placed, as I've seen people make the mistake far too often. Seems to be one of those things where virtually everyone does it without being aware that they've been doing it wrong the whole time; just merely copying everyone else.

JanetFunkYeah You just capitalized the word “just” incorrectly; semi-colons don’t count as their own sentence, & therefore, shouldn’t start with a letter that’s uppercase. I can be pedantic about grammar on RU-vid too.

@@christopherlowery3797 Fortunately, I can humbly accept a correction and make the adjustments accordingly, unlike most people; so I thank you.

She was great. I just watched her opposite Peter O'Toole in 'Pygmalion' and she was a fantastic cockney.

... it all comes back to a lamp review from Linkara. It pays to see ALL the snobverse storylines for the overarching plot!

@John The King Robinson WTF is with the attitude bro!

@@enlightenednormie242 Meh. It's just a troll. Don't take it serious.

Lmao. I remember that line too. Eddie was too funny in delirious.

John The King Robinson I’d venture a guess that the person insulting random commenters on RU-vid videos, unprovoked, is the one with no friends.

@@christopherlowery3797 he's lacking social skills, seems to believe that he's smart and he gets something of joy from insulting random people on the inet......sounds like if John is ever with a woman, he'll be headed to prison for rape

Also, he helped Deadpool save the future.

Someone just tells Thanos his Oldboy remake was shit and he curls into a ball sobbing.

@@MrStath1986 Then he disintegrated.

"It's Brand, ma!"

Ciaran Statham Oldboy is NOT a good date movie. Learned that the hard way

Gotta get through the other 60 Hellraiser sequels first

What? Are you telling me you haven't seen such classic movies as Fun in Balloon Land and Ms Velmas Most Incredibly Magnificent Christmas Week?

Lets not forget the most bestest movie that should have as many sequels as Land Before Time. The Oogieloves.

@@randalgraves6979 That and The Buttercream Gang too.

Both of them?

@@randalgraves6979 Yes? Lol.

So sad that they changed the appearance of the home; guess it got too much weird attention. Shame though; such a piece of film history.

It's a movie

I imagine they did it because it would be a lot more time, effort and money to build more house exteriors

And go figure nobody else that's lived their has claimed any BS about ghost. Huh.

@@danielvandersall6756They didn't. Not in real life if that's what you mean. They changed it for the movie. The real house still exist and looks basically the same on the outside as it did back when the murders happened. And go figure none of the owners after the Lutses (not sure how they spell it) have had a problem living there, what a shock.

His father wasn't mentally ill, you're thinking of DeFeo

I saw it...man, that family was messed up!

Wasn't good

I once got the most bizarre look from an estate agent as a teenager; when my mum was selling her house, I asked whether we mention that the Suffolk Strangler lived down the street or not? I mean, talk about a unique selling point. As soon as mum said ignore my son he's a bit morbid, she just carried on like I didn't say anything.

My childhood home was only 2 streets away from where the golden state killer cop lived

The manga was better though.

Brad's voice is my waifu.

@@vistea1 TO BE FAIR, you can enjoy the manga but the Light Novels are far more cohesive and gives you a more refined idea of the authors true intention for the series.

More hardcore than most modern anime.

I prefer the dub over the subtitled episodes. He has a nice voice over..

😂😂😂😂

He was supposed to replace Roger Moore as James Bond

And he's Mr. Barbra Streissand.

@@fhb3 You mean Captain Laser.

@@fhb3 Does she know he knocked up Phoebe?

Yep, I've read all about how they invented the entire thing. Lutz's business was going under and he likely found himself unable to keep making the payments on the house, so they cooked up this scheme about it being haunted by evil spirits. Which would explain the part about the brother-in-law's wedding money coming up missing. In the book it talked about that, and later it said that some of the money showed up, but not all of it. I'm guessing George Lutz stole it all, felt guilty about taking it all after the groom was panicking, and put some of it back later.

Are you referring to the Lutzes or the Warrens?

Yes

You're too cynical. The look of the house and events that took place are iconic, and it's awesome that it has the tagline "based on a true story." The families left an impact on pop culture and served a purpose. I mean, you know Santa Claus isn't real, so do you get mad at Christmas time and try to break the spirit of little kids?

​@@tommyhatcher3399 I get what you mean about just enjoying a horror movie and agree about that. And any horror movie with the "based on a true story" should be taken with a grain of salt. Not like their is any legal requirement to claim that like the Blair Witch movie's whole gimmick, and I love that movie BTW. Despite knowing NONE of it is real I can still really get into it and creped out. But it doesn't change the fact the Lutzes were completely full of shit, no surprise. They were going bankrupt at the time they "fled" the house BTW, gee wonder why they would do that at the same time they didn't have the money to keep making payments on it. Gee wonder why no one that's lived their since has had a problem with the place. Guess because ghosts aren't real. Shocking. It's actually a really really nice house. Doesn't look the least bit creepy. Honestly in its current form its not even recognizable as "the Amityville house". Last time it was on the market it was going for $850,000.

And funny how nobody else who ever lived there had any problems with paranormal activity...

Mike Yostpille Thank you! I knew I wasn’t crazy.

Yup. Synthesized voices weren't all that good then. ;-)

Amityville is on the South Shore.

@@johnmulvey6642 Ha! Oops. Thanks Still. Come on. Water view and a dock?!? You'd be in a bidding war with Billy Joel.

@@rubberlover666 Or Paul Simon. btw Amityville is the home of De La Soul, one of the best hip-hop groups ever.

@@johnmulvey6642 I strictly ride for Tribe from Queens! (yes it's all the same land mass! Shut up!)

Yeah. And the skeptical priest in this one was in jaws 1 and 2. I agree it’s weird. Both are set in long island

He's fine....

That’s a sentence i just said!!!

Jackson Roze Reviews not a shrivelled up alkie

@Blue Plant Man Yep! Wasn't afraid to show her boobies either!

I often thought the same thing.

@@wstine79 Yeah luckily I got to watch it a few months back, a channel was re uploading episodes that were taken down and that one was put on it. Luckily I got to watch it before Toho got to it.

The only thing scarier than Godzilla are Toho's lawyers - Joseph Barbera.

You mean, "If Snob is reviewing it".

Because the Lutz's and DeFeo's lawyer invented the whole story.

Even if they suddenly have enough lifeboats for everyone and no one perma-dies?

@@whichcache2517 touche! I suppose Hitler-Superman could also fly in and save everybody one by one without discrimination before the ship even starts to sink. No suspense, no drama, just good ol' fashion historical and cinematic butchery.

4Legacy You think only what followed the Titanic hitting the iceberg was horrible in that movie? Apparently you forgot the 3 hours preceding that entirely. I wish I had that bad a memory.

@@joelbaldwin4051 Lmao, the point is (for better or worse), you can tell whatever story you want around a factual event, and people will still feel the impact when you show the event. I guess the best example I can give, other than cartoon mice, would be Pearl Harbor. Total dog shit story that has 0% to do with the event. Yet, look at the reviews when it came out. "Fantastic!" "A Masterpiece!" Why? Well, I will personally crowd fund and film Pearl Harbor II: The Revenge if someone can prove it was because of Ben Affleck's love triangle

4Legacy Yes, absolutely. I completely agree. With movies like Titanic and Pearl Harbor, if they were going to make them at all, historical accuracy would've been nice. One major mistake, regarding Pearl Harbor, was having Michael Bay direct. Roger Ebert wrote a hilarious review of that film in which he called it "a movie about a love triangle set against the backdrop of the bombing of Pearl Harbor" which is a completely accurate description.

Shenanigans, now with a woodsy oak scent. Easy to spot.

Would almost like to spoof the movie where the same shit happens but they cheerfully ignore it all the way through:..beds levitating? More fun than a trampoline! Black gunk in the toilets? They paint the whole bathroom black to match! Tons of flies, they fill the room with Venus flytraps, etc.

What is Chloe? Chopped liver? 🤨

That's the effect they were going for... which is why they always lit the windows from the inside when taking exterior shots.

I'm with this 100%!!!! He should review Creepshow 2 too!

"You're tearing me apart, Lisa!"

Support him on patreon as a humble patron. He'll probably do a review of your preference.

Me too! Archive 81 is a good modern creep out show! (plus it's one 10 episode season and done) A good old spooky flick is The Sentinel, from 1977 👍

Poltergeist is one of those ones that I watched once at about eleven and couldn't watch again; the clown puppet shit got me bad, and I could never watch the sequel knowing about the fucking tequila-worm sequence.