The Bagel Boss: An Epic Journey 

He's really short, but you KNOW they sent the tallest female reporter they could find to interview him just as a troll.

Dude got struck by lightning in Mario kart 😂😂

ethan: there's no way they were making fun of his height also ethan: he's like a magical little dwarf

“an overgrown incel” well... i’m not too sure about *overgrown*

To be fair a van is about the size of a studio apartment for him

I feel like you missed the opportunity to call him bagel bite

The girl in the background: *Oh My GOd I just wanted bagels* me in that situation

Bagel guy: i want a soda Cashier: what size would you like? Bagel guy: ARE YOU SAYING THAT IM TOO SHORT TO GO ON A DATE!? I HAD A WIFE AND KIDS BEFORE, I HAD A LIFE YOU JERK!

I will never not laugh at that bagel video. “You wanna attack me?? Attack me!!” *is immediately attacked and defeated*

*when a girl rejects you for being short * "yo I'm gonna go full bagel mode"

"My name is Chris Morgan, I am 45 years old, I am divorced, and I live *IN A VAN* down by *THE RIVER.* "

Lmfao Hila throwing shade. "women overlook looks"

Use this guy for the live action version of Boss baby. The Bagel Boss Baby lmao

As someone who’s really short for their age, sometimes I wanna scream at people in a bagel shop and take it outside.

Not only did they send the tallest female reporter, they even told the camera man to film them at an angle that makes him even smaller lol

"Women also over look looks." *stairs directly at Ethan.*

Jason Statham mere seconds after leaving the womb

This looks like a gta cut scene before a mission!

I actually feel so bad for this guy. He’s so angry. Must be a miserable life.

Lol you say people aren’t making fun of him but you straight roast this man the whole time 😂🤦🏽‍♂️

He is fighting height supremacy.

7 eleven dude: so, do you want a small, medium or lar- Bagel boss: *starts recording* THIS JACKASS ASKED WHAT IS MY HEIGHT

Ethan: "He's like a magical dwarf" Hila: "No"

*spends over 10 mins mocking his height* "there's no way they were making fun of his height"

Dude looks like Bobby from King of the Hill.

He's 4'9, I didn't know they stacked bagels that high.

Nothing like being short and starting fights and then playing the victim when someone "twice your size" takes you down. He's right about one thing, though. Men really aren't complicated. Unfortunately for him, women aren't really anymore complicated. You just can't call them names and yell at them in bagel shops.

“This dude shops at baby gap.” Classic 😂😂

He talked to the male interviewer but didn't want to talk to the female interviewer 😂😂

“TMZ usually claims, you sure it’s ok” “Yeah it’s newsworthy” *no ads on video*

a philosopher once said "you are not G_d, my boss or my father". hahahahaaha

"Im not racist but if someone black steals from me...."

He is a weird poket version of Bruce Willis.

When only one person goes to area 51. . . But its the bagel boss

He's short tempered😂

Says the guy shouldn’t worry about his height. Proceeds to make fun of it for the entirety of the video. Guy got shit luck but doesn’t know how to make the best of it.

WHAT grown man says "you're not my father"?

It's like 'Robert De Niro' & 'Danny Devito' had a baby.

This is H3H3 content I mean I like it in the podcasts but this is a perfect for H3H3

- random guy went to a bagel shop - beat up a midget - successful day

“I have black friends” oldest trick in the book

WOMEN IN GENERAL

You guys are underestimating how miserable it would be living life as a 4'9" man.

"It's about belittlement." *hehe* He lives in a MINIvan. *HEHE*

Imagine him getting into another fight, lmao. You wanna piece of me wise guy? “Proceeds to chest bump the guys junk”

He lives in the same town as me. The Bagel Odyssey lives on

Hila says the funniest shit and her dry sense of humor makes it even better. She kills me.

He just need to eat a mushroom and gonna grow twice his size

“Why would you threaten to punch a guy half your size” *insecure about height*

“This guys like an overgrown incel” **laughs in 4’9”**

"those guys, twice my size" - I hate to sound like a bully but nearly everyone is twice his size

“DONT YOU EVER TALK TO ME THAT WAY oh hi mark”

16:55 one of the best Robert DeNiro impressions ive ever seen

In the interview were he says he lives on van I love how he pauses then says".....BY CHOICE!" 😂

"There's no way they were laughing about his height" "He's like a magical little dwarf" They were probably mocking his height. Everyone is.

bruh I wanna see him fight Bettlejuice from the Howard Stern Show

"are you racist" "nah i have black friends" LOLLLL

lil'man literally chest bumps the regular size man's crotch, very intimidating hahahaha

List of easy puns... -Short temper -He needs to grow up -Own Up to your mistakes -Ranting won’t get you to the top -Too Short reference of some kind

This is by far the funniest podcast I've ever seen

The guy that took him down clearly did it to impress. There was no threat and was an easy win

This is the adult male version of the "Cash me ousside" girl.

his youtube background is bagels he is milking the whole situation

Size doesn't matter when you're on your back, thank the gods.

When hila says that women overlook bad looks unlike men She looks dead at Ethan in kind of stares at him a little bit.

So let me get this straight.. He hates women but wants them to like him? How does that work exactly?

So calmly you say "well his attitude doesnt help" perfect.

"Oh my god, I just want a bagel" LMFAO!!!!

I mean, do y'all really think this dude doesn't get jeered about his height

Wasn't on board with him gaining anything from his shit attitude until you mentioned the fight. I'll watch the highlights from him getting beat up.

“They claim. It’s worth it.” Respect level increase

“short kings anthem” was made for this guy

"HEY TOOTS IM ONLY 4'9" lmaoo

I love that he is standing in front of a 6ft chain link fence. And it looks 10 feet tall

This reminded me of why I watched H3 to begin with, this is what Ethan does best. His reactions to insane people make the situation a hell of a lot more ridiculous and funny when he adds his commentary. My only suggestion is keeping these types of videos to the main channel because it keeps up with the original h3 spirit.

When the Mexican coffee worker asks, “want some ice?” but the bagel boss hears “what’s your height?” Smh

Taking a study break...happily losing a few bagel cells Update: *brain cells

Petition for hila to always wear the bucket hat

I find it ironic that Ethan keeps saying how he doesn't believe the guy's claims about people disrespecting him and talking bad to him about his height, all while dumping on his height throughout the entire video. He rejects the guy's claims while validating them at the same time. nice one.

Man. When he boxes, all his punches will be called low blows. Please fight KSI

He reminds me so much of the short miserable guy on Bobs Burgers that drives the candy cane truck and tries to fight Bob on Christmas.

he just needs to stand on his money

"Hey tuts" that was so funny dude. lmao

Favorite part of the whole video “ Oh my God. I just wanted my bagels” 😂😂

Bagel Boss sleeps in the passengers seat and still has wiggle room.

I love how Hila levels Ethan down through her point of view💕

3:46 I think this statement just perfectly explained their relationship

consistently the best part about these vids is the faint laughter in the background

Chris’ final move is going to call Antoine Dodson the “N” word

Believe it or not: girls are insecure about their height too. I have a lot of friends who are girls below 5'3" who couldn't tell a 5'8" guy from a 6'0" guy because they're both tall to them. As a girl who is 5'8", I can tell you that men and women make fun of my height, but you gotta be comfortable in your own skin. Everyone has their own insecurities, but there is a person for every person, if not millions for every person. I've liked men who were 5'5" and I would definitely date someone shorter than that, they just need to be a nice guy who is intelligent.

3:50 the hardest “i agree” ethan has ever had to spit out

This was the talk of the town during the summer in Long Island 😂

Bagel Boss is taking the career path of Beetle Juice.

Why tackle a man when you could just hold him at arms length by the head pretty much indefinitely.

you guys a hilarious, i love the passion and excitement in every video, keep it up!

2:35 “oh my gawwd I just wanted bagels.”

why does he look like that edited short photo of keanu reeves... if you know you know xD

You can’t threaten to fight someone then hide behind the fact that you’re smaller.... he deserved to get tackled lol

Person in the back: oh my god I just want a bagel Me too

The man having relationship problems is trying to educate others on relationships 😂😂😂