Frosted Glass Toilet Stall Ruins My Day 

Nah imy chillin when I use a public bathroom. I just sit there turn up my phone volume and watch a video and everyone turns around

What's up with the "everyone's gangster til [add situation here] comments?

I shit behind a porter potty at a soccer game it smelled too bad.

When I shit in public bathrooms I don't flush

Nitelynx everyone turns around? What do you mean

James Black holy shit I’m gonna start doing that

Come on in. Oh no not that phrase 👀

That's a very bad idea. Some people will try to come in.

Homosexicle i’ll piss on their leg

Just open the door

this comment has me fuckin dyin right now lmaoooo

I say, come in.

You the man

@@happyhammer1 Hahahahaa. I've actually done that before too! But only once because the weirdo actually came in!

I laughed so hard at this 🤣

project 2501 omg 😭😭

You don’t? Weirdo...

just shit your pants

fre439 yeah then casually drop it through the pant leg while pretending to be on the phone

Just shit standing up on the toilet

Guido Mista This is such an underrated comment.

😂😂😂

Or hes really a sim from sims 2

His victory screen sounds when his character wins in smash hoahoa HOWWWW

thanks Guido, yade yade yade

Lmao

Would you ever admit that it was you though?

saw this and died. that would be awsome lol

this the best shit i seen all day

@@theoregonguy U kidding me!? This would be my ticket into the podcast! XD

You'd love Japan then. There's an option to play privacy sounds like running water.

@@scottianson384 yeah, i probably would love Japan!!!

I've been to places where they do, ITS SO MUCH BETTER

Death metal in w.c

Takin a shit listening to birds chirping and keygen techno BLASTING would be the dream

He speaks fax that’s why u stayed

That's basically adulthood.

Näin taisi käydä.

Yes and it was HILARIOUS!

Voihan Viineri adult men and adult woman!

Pussy

When you accidentally run over your pet squirrel so run into your bathroom and start crying

Charles Smith chill bro

Oh dang...

Lol wtf?

we had an almost 2" gap between the door and wall at work. And this was a new bathroom. I complained and it got fixed. I worded the complaint about the lock not able to latch on, due to the gap.

you can see him through the wall better than through the crack

Tom Servo Oh my god dude, that’s my worst nightmare. Who tf would design something solely made for privacy and leave gaps like that?

ShweSuckDick DoneSoyGay How much time you do in there?

Thank god I’m in Germany, we don’t have stalls like that!

Do I smell affair

Shes used to his antics and he knows she's amused so she doesnt have to laugh outwardly anymore.

@C Mitchell I saw that too

@C Mitchell That would be crazy. I doubt it. She looks so shy.

@@mrkvomiltato871 those are the biggest freaks

What's mud butt

@@petergeramin7195 whatd you think

Peter Geramin when someone doesn’t wipe probably

That’s the first thing that came to my mind as well, not necessarily crack but definitely hiding the sound of a lighter flick

Mud butt is runny poop

loser

Just cover the sensor with toilet paper!

@_ benni can I get some pork? I cant sprint anymore

i have a fear of using automatic toilets bc of this

I pooped in a porta potty and had the blue water splash up directly into my butthole.

Oh god

is to make sure yo homies are wiping, its for safety

@Hemanth kamana I wipe side to side

You can smell him wiping

They hatin' Watchin' me poop and tryin' to catch me wipin' dirty Tryin' to catch me wipin' dirty Tryin' to catch me wipin' dirty Tryin' to catch me wipin' dirty Tryin' to catch me wipin' dirty

Madlad

I tell em come back with a warrant

pr0d1gy visions when someone sits in the stall next to you for no good reason... “right next door huh”

pERKDIZZLE 😄

The guys who chose the middle urinal

Only in Holland is this a great idea.

Some buildings will have bathroom windows with glass like that. It's mainly used for a window next to a bathtub so someone can keep it frosted when they're getting in and out but be able to see out when sitting in the tub.

Samdara I’d say it’s also drug related, to stop drug use being so prevalent in toilets, similar to putting IV lights in toilets so people can’t see their veins.

@@candykanefpv98 That's a good point. But on a stall? lol

Em Em arent drugs legal in Amsterdam though? That’s a really good point though, drug users love doing it in public in a stall happens in the restaurant I work at every day

Didn't age well

Haven't ever had this experience in Berlin/Germany. What kind of Hotels do you go to goddamn

I've never heard of 2 people shitting at the same time in a single hotel room, what planet are y'all on?

Athens Greece had this too 😒

Really.. I didn't know these even existed... Never seen them in Finland...

Yup I stayed at a hotel in New York with my fiancé and they had this set up in the rooms. Nothing hotter than trying to sneak a dump with your fiancé in the room which was basically open to the bathroom area

Be really weird if it was any different.

Toilet jokes have been funny since the invention of toilets

He's not talking about water tension ... He's talking about the paper.

Nick Coad the paper breaks the water tension so it doesn’t bloop you in the butthole :)

@@DavidHanks90 I don't think the toilet paper breaks the water tension. I think the toilet paper sits on top of the water and spreads out the force of the incoming chocolate drop so as to utilize the surface tension of the water to maximum effect.

John Spencer as long as I don’t get water on the poo schute, sure. Whatever way it works.

@@DavidHanks90 the worst is when u drain the main vein then realize you have to deuce as well so the water is already filled with pee when it splashes

Didn’t age well either

This aged really well

@@ethanscheiber why

@@joaco743 google Chris Delia allegations

@@ethanscheiber or very poorly depending on if you're Chris Delia or not

Didn't age well haha

Imagine knocking on a bathroom door

Lol

Hammy Woods Never has a shit stained toilet seat looked more glorious

@@lukeGGlee lmao

More like chuck of heaven.

God urhhh 🤢

Just go on the side of the road lol

😂😂😂 these fucking comments

Poseidon's Kiss

I quiver when the splash hits the back of my balls!

Splooshed

Quite sad but relatable

That's the exact purpose of these types of videos.

.. Hello darkness my old friend ...

Same lul

As opposed to feeling like the guy on the toilet lol

I did that once at work, I felt like a genius when it worked.

I really thought everyone knew about this lol

IT CUSHIONS THE SHIT

can you explain it? I missed that part

I’ve done this every shit I’ve taken for the last 15 years. I’m glad I am not the only one.

nah, what you do to avoid the splash is you move over and angle so you don't hit the water and your shit leaves chunky skids on it's journey down the side of the bowl, then you don't flush so the next lucky patron gets to enjoy your artwork.

Mick .... so take a shit at a 45 degree angle to have one ass cheek smeared in doodoo.. solely for artwork? Mate count me in

@@purvy7240 not to mention the sound reduction

I didn't laugh, I giggled

reddit post

Cute

...and that's why your boss installed transparent bathroom stalls.

@@cerebraldreams4738 that bastard 🤣

I think it took him a moment to process what he was being asked, it's not everyday someone says "you don't want a stranger pissing on your thighs do you?"

@@MurrayHerts actually i got asked that question twice today

it took awhile to process because the statement doesn't really make sense. Chris already said if the seat is wet, he wipes it. Also, who equates sitting on a toilet with being pissed on?

Tom Servo right

Louie V who is the guest?? chris what

You are an actual god.

Firstly, if you jump forward, is there not danger of your cheeks closing and smearing shit everywhere? Secondly, why are there utensils? are you shitting in your kitchen sink? You should fix that issue before worrying about splash-back... "Oh no, i got filthy dish water, soap suds all over the hole i squeeze my shits through..."

Why 😂

cherby hilarious

Mario E. aerodynamics

Just the very first few seconds of the video when it’s silent for a few seconds because everyone’s studying the image and then all the sudden Chris is like “What-What??” meanwhile Ethan is cheering, already made me love this highlight.

PablitoCabrera Oh yea both those stories had me tearing up from laughing

This is a highlight? Im glad i dont know who these guys are then....

Vicariousleigh Don’t know why you’d say that, this was really funny.

Vicariousleigh Well everyone has their own humor and such, to each their own. Do you like Joe Rogan at all? You might like his podcast more, but it’s RU-vid there is a lot of good content to find and choose from to watch.

Killed dude

Miss Misery they didn’t watch me pee in rehab lol.

Saucy Sofia There are thousands of rehab centers. They’re not all gonna have the same setup and rules. Consider yourself lucky I guess lol

@@CryingCupcake Or unlucky.

But in public restrooms? Why should we all be violated because some junkies? Its one thing in treatment where you sign away your rights. But in public? Nah, not ok.

@@FukaiKokoro no one said this picture is of a public restroom... you get triggered as easily as a feminist... You haven't even seen a frosted glass stall and you're triggered that your ability to shit is being opressed

Why?

Can't remember where they talked about it but Ethan Totally wrecked the plumbing for several blocks in Israel

I want to know how horrible their food is to have terrible shits all the time. Like, we in Europe dont have this problem at all.

@@Jerbod2You can't speak for all Europeans mate some of u lot are fkin grim

@@MrPackerProductions Im talking about eating habits and what you throw down your throat. In Europe our food standards are way higher. Meat may not contain any antibiotics or non-edibles for example.

@@Jerbod2 True, I only have a bad time on the toilet when I eat a lot of spicy food

JeBentMislukt the life will teach you to shit in a public bathroom And one day you will realize that there no toilet paper And you will ask the guy next to you And he will say *shut your ass up lil bitch I'm not a charity nigga*

Bruno Figueiredo .... one time ...

@@ZallopV what one time?

Just say: Suh dude.

Moa Ahlgren bro once a maintenance man opened the bathroom door on me while he was in our house lmao

Kit Kat . LOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL. dude.

Same here and even with the urinal dividers being frosted glass.

Yes, here in Dominican Republic is very common, even my bathroom have one for the shower lol

@@dart1250 lmao

Marco Elkes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

😂

"Kiss" in Swedish is pee, I thought you said Poseidon's pee.

If the water is blue, jump when you poo.

Ice Poseidon 👀

Light Shadow he has his own podcast y’know. It’s called congratulations. Dude is hilarious.

lol, the Chris guy. Like he's some nobody

It's actually his 2nd appearance on the H3 podcast

Rheyza who is he then smart ass

This did not age well

😂😂

That's a bigger splash 💀💀

Fuk that. I want a worm hole inside my anus that will warp the brown babies to wherever i deem...

Pt Bot I’m gonna wormhole my shit directly into your pillow case bitch

what that mean

look at his eyebrows

what about them

they go up and down

@@lilkornbread9791 why do they do that

ronan brady OCUPADO!!

Chris Mallett even in a locked single person toilet

Just say “I’m pushing logs in here but you can help me out. I don’t mind.” I guarantee you no one will open that door.

Dead Sinner I’m legit sure someone would lol

Its hard to do that

Ahahahaha onde?

Na cidade do Porto

No Porto ou no shopping cidade do Porto?

Ventura Silva num shopping?

@@poodlecomb5053 his ass obviously

I had a warehouse job, I would walk to the back of the huge underground storage and just kick back all day. There were plugs and even a locker room that had been abandoned ever since they remodeled the front entrance area. Best job ever, $15/hr to chill in a huge empty bathroom with my phone charging and relaxing all day. It came to an end when the OSHA did a compliance walk thru. They checked the very back of the storage area for a regulatory wash station and BAM! My boss Bryan opened the door and there I was, passed out, on the toilet with my phone playing Cleetus McFarlands channel. Vape on the sink and my lunch on the table. It was an immediate termination 🤣🤣🤣 I had already put in my 2 weeks about a week prior to this, but they went ahead let me leave with dignity intact lol.

Hugh Mungus 😂

Hugh Mungus i don’t give a shit about anything else anyone has said. this is the most gangster thing ever

@@joekonopik2163 hahaha. This was years ago. Me and my old boss were friends outside of work and talk fairly regularly since I've moved down to Texas. He told me, not long after this, that they ended up taking the entire back of the warehouse out and replaced it with a new shipping and receiving area for better production 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Yeah she's always super involved in the Chris episodes, if you know what I mean. Her attraction for him is blatantly obvious.

I agree. Good for her.

K4505 did it ruin your day with your sensitive ass😂

Haha

Where have you been she’s been doing much better for over a year now

AYO G yeah but recently it’s been even more , I noticed too

Dude, she was so animated, especially when she was talking about being paranoid about closing the door. 😂

This comment is getting old

@@DayzahVoo yeah i know. I'm just saying that she keeps getting progressively more energetic as the show goes on. Plus she's been taking care of theo for a bit lol.

Griffin Kegley why not?

We had the same problem when i was in elementary-school, but it was even worse, since it was à really crappy school we didn't have gender-separations, the stalls were basically in the fucking hall Now add stalls with no-locks to the fucking recipe And you basically had a school with horny boys playing russian-roulette by opening randoms stalls hoping there would be a girl in it Also, the teacher loved drink coffee at recess while bettinh on fighting kids instead of shopping them Yes, it was hell

@Thora F yup, really, and no-one gave a single fuck

Wouldnt have stopped him

I know. I just would hate him getting banned longer. That month was boring on Twitch. haha @@woodyjones5725

forsenWC

dominica re poop lick

I got suspended from school for four weeks for shitting on the floor.. never managed to pull any girls from my old school town to this day

No that's asian

what a madlad

I shit on the god dam roof

i remember in third grade when one of my friends just said "i need to take a shit" and then just took a massive shit on the ground.

I'd like to know as well

a coffee shop

The Coffee Bean is a coffee shop, like Starbucks.

How dumb can you be, use some common sense

Yeah what's the bloody joke