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@innezka
@innezka 3 месяца назад
afghan vet... laughing my ass off bout thursdays joke confirmed.
@Aurik-Kal-Durin
@Aurik-Kal-Durin 3 месяца назад
What does it mean?
@damilkk
@damilkk 3 месяца назад
can you explain it to us, civvies?
@rynerenzaglia8006
@rynerenzaglia8006 3 месяца назад
Explain?
@carlmoats8673
@carlmoats8673 3 месяца назад
?
@tornadomash00
@tornadomash00 3 месяца назад
WHAT DOES IT MEAN
@xFrankie107x
@xFrankie107x 3 месяца назад
Raptor calling canards t-Rex arms is the funniest and most accurate thing I’ve heard today.
@jeromegarcia5396
@jeromegarcia5396 3 месяца назад
😭😭😭
@terryhannerjr1136
@terryhannerjr1136 3 месяца назад
I just fell out my chair laughing at that ,my wife just came downstairs asking me, am I okay?!😂
@alexmartinez5859
@alexmartinez5859 3 месяца назад
Meanwhile in China: “MAYDAY, MAYDAY! PLANE GOING DOWN!”
@carlyar5281
@carlyar5281 3 месяца назад
I’m a retired military aerospace engineer, and I’ve deployed to Afghanistan. Calling canards “ T-Rex arms” made me laugh even harder than the Thursday line. Well done HLC!
@DocWolph
@DocWolph 3 месяца назад
Rafale, Gripen, and Eurofighter: HEY! 🤬
@DownTwisted
@DownTwisted 3 месяца назад
Scariest five word horror story. Raptor, you are weapons free.
@unifiedhorizons2663
@unifiedhorizons2663 3 месяца назад
F22: drooling
@DownTwisted
@DownTwisted 3 месяца назад
@@unifiedhorizons2663 Enough of this vegan bullshit. Give me some MEAT!!!
@tegopro86
@tegopro86 3 месяца назад
F22: MEAT! MEAT! MEAT!
@TTVBakedXbeanzzz
@TTVBakedXbeanzzz 3 месяца назад
I just shit myself because of that
@BillD5244
@BillD5244 3 месяца назад
Dude I use to get BDA involving F22s eating ground targets.
@robsteingruber9488
@robsteingruber9488 3 месяца назад
The Thursday joke was hilarious. The trapped in the sky with me is a chef's kiss.
@RobespierreThePoof
@RobespierreThePoof 3 месяца назад
So ... Are you going to let the rest of us in on the joke?
@xdvoltic3075
@xdvoltic3075 3 месяца назад
The dudes liked little young boys
@BionicLeg
@BionicLeg 5 дней назад
I cackled at the Thursday joke.
@willswenson3169
@willswenson3169 3 месяца назад
The Kid explaining why the J-20 has canards is simply a thing of beauty.
@peekaboopeekaboo1165
@peekaboopeekaboo1165 3 месяца назад
Funny nonsense . JC-31 was the competitor to the J-20 ... that's now become the J-35 .
@maddhattergaming6863
@maddhattergaming6863 3 месяца назад
I'm gonna refer to the j20 as the "T-Rex"
@peekaboopeekaboo1165
@peekaboopeekaboo1165 3 месяца назад
@@maddhattergaming6863 Plus the Grippen and Euro fighter ...
@maddhattergaming6863
@maddhattergaming6863 3 месяца назад
@@peekaboopeekaboo1165 i thought the J-20 was the pnly foghter based off the f22
@pr_tr4p_g4wd20
@pr_tr4p_g4wd20 3 месяца назад
Chef's kiss.😙🤌🏽
@richardhemminger5771
@richardhemminger5771 3 месяца назад
My favorite one was "I am begging you, with tears in my eyes... Fuck Around!"
@aizle101
@aizle101 3 месяца назад
Which one was that?
@minemaster2392
@minemaster2392 3 месяца назад
Uh, *EVERY* time the foreigns Tried to beat their chest/fuck around? Edit: thanks for the sympathy likes guys. Really appreciate it.
@richardhemminger5771
@richardhemminger5771 3 месяца назад
@@aizle101 I honestly don't remember which one it was I keep hunting for it.
@Ggboi1103
@Ggboi1103 3 месяца назад
i think it was the super bowl sunday one, if I can find it i'll link
@Ggboi1103
@Ggboi1103 3 месяца назад
yeah it's this one ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-m5nKcMBysnY.htmlfeature=shared
@itsjustme8947
@itsjustme8947 3 месяца назад
Desert Shield/Desert Storm/OIF/OEF veteran and 20 year pilot of the 15E. Thank you USSR (RIPieces) for cobbling together the Fartbat! Thanks to you, I had the BEST toys to play with for 2/3rds of my career (we're NOT going to talk about the 2 years I spent stuck in the 'Wobblin' Goblin' (/shudder)! Sincerely, JB III, Major General, USAF (Ret.) p.s. I know a LOT of our boots on the ground thank you as well!! Keep up the 'good' work because the -22 and -35 are just practice runs for what's next out of Skunkworks! See you in the rubble!!
@nielsmichiels1939
@nielsmichiels1939 3 месяца назад
Was the F-117 that bad?
@itsjustme8947
@itsjustme8947 3 месяца назад
@@nielsmichiels1939 She's slow, underpowered, and handles like a drunk pig, but we'll just call that growing pains. At the time, it was all the rage! So, I'll just chalk it up to flying the 22's daddy and say no more about it, lol!
@josephbrandon549
@josephbrandon549 3 месяца назад
Damn, sir. I wonder if this is you holding back or not. Either way, it was pretty awesome.
@LtColSoundboard
@LtColSoundboard 3 месяца назад
A salute to you sir! I can't wait to see what ~ $1 Trillion/year buys us for the NGAD 😃👍
@Altoist2000
@Altoist2000 3 месяца назад
Rah sir
@kcnichols8968
@kcnichols8968 3 месяца назад
As a member of the LGBTQIA community, i hearby give HLC and the F22 a gay joke pass, meaning the kid can call canards gay all he wants now.
@WillSing4TP
@WillSing4TP 3 месяца назад
😂
@evilferret1453
@evilferret1453 3 месяца назад
when the F22 shoots its guns it should say "sparkles" that way the gay folks think its as cool as we normies think it is.
@nightwing5740
@nightwing5740 3 месяца назад
@@evilferret1453he gave HLC and 22 the pass not u man
@ThetticomanClan
@ThetticomanClan 2 месяца назад
"Canards are gay" made me ROFL
@harmonybutnomoney
@harmonybutnomoney 2 месяца назад
​@@evilferret1453hm sparkles, sounds ominous enough, I like it
@Chaos-Devil51
@Chaos-Devil51 3 месяца назад
The next time in an argument I'm just going to say canards are gay and refuse to elaborate.
@mwhe3111
@mwhe3111 3 месяца назад
It's totally my new go-to. 😂😂😂
@JohnDoe-rj9cq
@JohnDoe-rj9cq 3 месяца назад
Doing that would in fact be a really weird canard.......
@peterlang777
@peterlang777 3 месяца назад
that's how Nixon won the 70s election!
@user-tr3py5nz2j
@user-tr3py5nz2j 3 месяца назад
Didn’t the Swedish viggen have canards like 40 years ago? And China put them on their most recent fighter? Gawd, how can you not say that’s gay af!
@pex_the_unalivedrunk6785
@pex_the_unalivedrunk6785 3 месяца назад
they are 🎵happy, happy, happy! happyhappyhappyhappyhappy!🎵
@Dirpitz
@Dirpitz 3 месяца назад
As a skittle person....he's right about canards
@flightmaster529
@flightmaster529 3 месяца назад
Rope gang numba woooonn
@charlayned
@charlayned 3 месяца назад
Yay!! I'm not the only one. This granny of 67 years rocks all sorts of colors. Why? Because it's fun and I don't care about those who think it's just the weirdos that like color. And yah, he's absolutely right about canards!
@StormTheSquid
@StormTheSquid 3 месяца назад
As one of the "skittle-haired people" he's talking about... As much as I dislike being called "skittle-haired", that "canards are gay" bit was hilarious lmao. Sincerely: a gay trans girl.
@Rob_F8F
@Rob_F8F 3 месяца назад
Reminds me of The Simpsons episode where Lisa and Nelson are caught kissing by his sidekicks and they say, "Nelson is kissing a girl. How gay." 😂
@lizzyobrien2376
@lizzyobrien2376 3 месяца назад
As yet another Skittle-haired person, I can confirm, that joke was fucking funny as hell!! - Sincerely, another gay trans girl
@realmenhavelittledogs2661
@realmenhavelittledogs2661 3 месяца назад
Dude includes my favorite line from Watchmen. There needs to be an emoji for screaming loudly in pure joy while the world burns around you....that is what I need for this. Thanks bud.
@tommaley6907
@tommaley6907 3 месяца назад
🤣🤣🤣 OEF Vet here and yup about had my drink shoot out of my nose when I heard that lmao 🤣
@hugorodin4780
@hugorodin4780 3 месяца назад
Shit has hit the fan when you hear: Let the kid out of its hangar…
@Oklahoma_is_me
@Oklahoma_is_me 3 месяца назад
Yup
@oldmanjim2376
@oldmanjim2376 3 месяца назад
Probably just say: "Air Force! Unlock the hangar doors."
@devonhattaway3786
@devonhattaway3786 3 месяца назад
Release the Sky Krakens!!!!
@Keiranful
@Keiranful 3 месяца назад
​@@oldmanjim2376or someone mumbling "click on one..."
@fulconandroadcone9488
@fulconandroadcone9488 3 месяца назад
You know, I hope that is how official order will be marked for history books if it comes to it.
@Aldhardt
@Aldhardt 3 месяца назад
The F-22 is the spiritual embodiment of the dude from tropic thunder, just screaming "I WILL FUCKING END YOU!"
@troystaunton254
@troystaunton254 3 месяца назад
Les grossman
@norm3380
@norm3380 3 месяца назад
Les Grossman Should be left to the Iowa or Ohio class. Lol.
@irishbrewgaming2296
@irishbrewgaming2296 3 месяца назад
@@norm3380 give the Wisconsin a voice XD
@norm3380
@norm3380 3 месяца назад
@@irishbrewgaming2296 Dude! Temper incarnate! Good call!
@AngryRadical
@AngryRadical 3 месяца назад
Tom cruise in snow epic performance
@Real28
@Real28 3 месяца назад
I dont know how you keep coming up with such banger lines for the kid, but keep em coming.
@CrabNicolson
@CrabNicolson 3 месяца назад
The Foxbat was a technological marvel. As the u.s. discovered that when they got their hands on one. It was a marvel that were using vacuum tubes instead of transistors for their electronics 🤣
@olegkupran5284
@olegkupran5284 2 месяца назад
Isn't Foxbat is a plane, that has maneuver ability equal to a thrown brick?
@matthewellis3134
@matthewellis3134 Месяц назад
So it would survive an EMP pulse, which would fry all transistor/IC based electronics
@anzaca1
@anzaca1 Месяц назад
@@matthewellis3134 In theory. Knowing how bad the Soviet tech was, they probably managed to make even VTs vulnerable to EMPs.
@rosalindsmith6103
@rosalindsmith6103 3 месяца назад
Love the F22 saying that he is not trapped in the sky with them, but they are trapped in the sky by him. Love the Kid 😂😂😂
@joeljohnson3515
@joeljohnson3515 3 месяца назад
Great Watchmen reference
@andrewatwood4711
@andrewatwood4711 3 месяца назад
​@@joeljohnson3515😂 yep I was just about to say that's a reference to Rorschach. I love that scene in the prison lol
@jasonflay8818
@jasonflay8818 3 месяца назад
Now THATS a future b-branding t-shirt design right there!
@kevboymich
@kevboymich 3 месяца назад
Rorschach would be an F-22 pilot! Think of that beautiful nightmare!😅
@F14thunderhawk
@F14thunderhawk 3 месяца назад
thats understating it though. the F-22 ensures that it can kill any opposing plane it can reach. in the Air, on the ground, or under the ground.
@jobanh7ify
@jobanh7ify 3 месяца назад
“you couldn't figure out how to keep it stable, so you had to put on two little t Rex arm style” 😂😂😂 I’m dying over here 😂
@peekaboopeekaboo1165
@peekaboopeekaboo1165 3 месяца назад
JC-31 aka J-35 has no canards . 😎
@RipRLeeErmey
@RipRLeeErmey 3 месяца назад
​@@peekaboopeekaboo1165 Still gonna look like a light show when it gets hit with a missile from a jet it didn't even know was coming.
@ScratchyYard
@ScratchyYard 3 месяца назад
@@RipRLeeErmey or a typhoon which isn't stealth, it was made for one purpose find somthing and kill it, and to be fast to replace the tornado and harrier, and canberra
@jennifersweet3740
@jennifersweet3740 3 месяца назад
"To keep yourself from falling out of the fucking sky you piece of shit" 😂😂😂
@pike100
@pike100 3 месяца назад
​@ScratchyYard The Typhoon didn't replace the Harrier.
@thaliazelmer2327
@thaliazelmer2327 3 месяца назад
Thank you HLC for your unique take on news, I love your delivery and characters. I also treasure the fans who comment, one of the best communities to read. Almost entirely positive, I learn something new every time, and appreciate the sincerity and goodness found here, despite the grim backdrop of war. Tickles me that there is such a cross section of fans: along with the obvious armed forces element is paleo-nerds, grandmas (like me), aeronautical engineers, storm chasers, linguists you name it.
@shelleymarion7412
@shelleymarion7412 3 месяца назад
Grandma here as well. Love the videos and the comments!
@carolakelleski7905
@carolakelleski7905 Месяц назад
& skittle colored grammas too for all the same reasons😊
@TheBeavadelic
@TheBeavadelic 3 месяца назад
"Skittle haired kids" ......glad I didn't just take a sip of coffee b4 that one 😅
@RobespierreThePoof
@RobespierreThePoof 3 месяца назад
This trend sounds a lot like 60s people complaining about "long-haired hippies"
@TheBeavadelic
@TheBeavadelic 3 месяца назад
@ems4884 the hippies had wayyyyy thicker skin
@hillogical
@hillogical 3 месяца назад
As someone with WAY too many hours of Kerbal Space Program under my belt, I can vouch for canards being the "boosters and struts" of fixed wing aviation.
@BloopTube
@BloopTube 3 месяца назад
Listen I cant design better, but I can design around my inefficiencies, Just. well shittily
@Damen178
@Damen178 3 месяца назад
Yeah, canards are my cheat code for getting my crappy designs to hold still and fly straight in KSP.
@ironfire2296
@ironfire2296 3 месяца назад
Ah yes the little wing as great for my disfunctional disfucntion of a space "craft"
@ravenmarine2015
@ravenmarine2015 3 месяца назад
I feel like people don't quite understand.... when 22 says "he's the most dangerous thing to fly since the Cretaceous period", he's not talking about the Dinosaurs, he's talking about the Asteroid the wiped out all the Dinosaurs.
@Damen178
@Damen178 3 месяца назад
To be fair, that didn't exactly "fly" as much as it "dropped like a rock." More like how Grandpa Buff is going to be by the time he's given his final upgrade before his retirement in the year 3155.
@JohnPaulHare
@JohnPaulHare 3 месяца назад
It got better.
@WinVisten
@WinVisten 3 месяца назад
Quetzalcoatlus isn't a dinosaur, it's a pterosaur, which are also reptiles, but are a separate group. Pterodactyl is probably the most famous of the pterosaurs. The "Lock Ness Monster" looking reptiles aren't dinosaurs either, they're called Plesiosaurs. I assume Quetzalcoatlus is what he was referring to because it's the largest flying organism that ever is known to have existed, and had a 40 foot wingspan.
@CptJistuce
@CptJistuce 3 месяца назад
​@@WinVistenThat's all well and good, but Raptor was referring to the cyborg T. Rex with jetpack, laser cannon, and sidewinders that he drew in flight school.
@anonymouspotato4899
@anonymouspotato4899 3 месяца назад
@@WinVisten Had a forty-foot wingspan, was as tall as a giraffe, had a mouth that could almost reach the ground standing up, frequently swallowed baby dinosaurs whole, and absolutely *could* swallow any human being whole as well. Literally a nightmare pelican.
@OstblockLatina
@OstblockLatina 3 месяца назад
3:06 - did you just do a Uncle Roger impression there? I love it!
@ComputerElectronicTechnology
@ComputerElectronicTechnology 3 месяца назад
😂 I'm laughing at, "we prove that what you say it does, actually it doesn't do it, so I accidently created the most dominate aircraft for" accident!! 😂😂
@jarretthuffin
@jarretthuffin 3 месяца назад
Iraq vet here. I spat out water cause of that Thursday joke. Don't forget about manlove Mondays.... those are important days as well.
@jgkitarel
@jgkitarel 3 месяца назад
You know how they are. Women are for children, boys are for fun.
@RobespierreThePoof
@RobespierreThePoof 3 месяца назад
You guys are such teases. Come on, explain the joke. Okay. Nevermind. I googled my way to an answer.". Interesting. And not that surprising, to be honest. Before gay and bisexual men in the West started to come out of closet several decades ago, there were similar things. Hell, in some homophobic US states, I promise you there are still plenty of married "straight" men who say they are going out with buddies for a drink (which might be true) but end up with their end-up. Source: Trust me bro. No. Seriously. Just trust me. I'll spare you my long inventory of proof. So in the muslim world .. Uhhhh.... Yeah. They've got such medieval ideas about women, homosexuality and sex to begin with. I bet every man that an ISIS fighter threw off a rooftop was simply a gay guy who refused to give up their booty to them. Rejection hurts.
@nathanengland5121
@nathanengland5121 3 месяца назад
As an aerospace nerd- canards suck for stability. Their big claim to fame is that they are a more efficient way of lift generation, as rear mounted horizontal stabilizers usually generate negative lift, canards generate positive lift. However, they tend to be extremely unstable and simply aren’t great at radar cross section reduction. They make excellent sense for a fourth gen aircraft- it will be more maneuverable and able to climb more rapidly. They make terrible sense on a 5th gen style, where your primary goal is stealth, as you are generally increasing your frontal cross section and potentially your horizontal cross section as well
@h.a.9880
@h.a.9880 3 месяца назад
So is it fair to assume that it does make sense on the Eurofighter, given that it doesn't want to be stealthy?
@commanderknight9314
@commanderknight9314 3 месяца назад
@@h.a.9880 It does try to be reduced radar crossection so not quite stealth, but it does try to be less noticeable.
@nightkil13r
@nightkil13r 3 месяца назад
As far as the stability goes, Thats a feature of design not of the part themselves. Take the F16 for example, It was designed to require the Horizontal Stabilizers to generate lift instead of using said lift to make the aircraft fly level, Where as the typical design(as you mentioned) has the Stabs use lift to fly level. The F16 was intentionally designed in this way to allow for better maneuverability. What im getting at here is, it doesnt matter what the typical design calls for with canards/horizontal Stabilizers, it matters how the engineers designed them to function, as evidenced by the F16 an intentionally being designed as "Unstable". Final note, cause itll bug me if i dont. Aerospace deals with the engineering of flight in space. You should have used Aeronautical instead, which deals with engineering of flight in atmosphere. Was my major before i dropped out and went back into IT(Aerospace Engineering that is)
@Gearhead221
@Gearhead221 3 месяца назад
Basically: Canards on the Eurofighter or Saab Gripen? Good. Canards on the stupid J-20? LOL, LMAO even.
@archae108
@archae108 3 месяца назад
Simple answer- use both
@imanassole9421
@imanassole9421 3 месяца назад
"What?? Canards???" 😂😂😂
@hammerheadxray8152
@hammerheadxray8152 2 месяца назад
I vividly remember standing in formation for accountability while tornado sirens were sounding. Pitch black, wind whipping, rain pouring down and that damned siren. Good ol Fort Rucker.
@tamrabrawley4573
@tamrabrawley4573 Месяц назад
My gosh. But as someone who has lived in most of the states in tornado alley I respect that
@ghowell13
@ghowell13 3 месяца назад
😂😂😂😂" I'm not trapped in the sky with you, you're trapped in the sky with ME" That absolutely folded me in half😂❤
@HeroFighte
@HeroFighte 3 месяца назад
Absolute gem
@shadowphoenix073
@shadowphoenix073 3 месяца назад
Should have been. "Would you intercept me? I'd intercept me"
@ghowell13
@ghowell13 3 месяца назад
@@shadowphoenix073 that would have been great too😂
@kyze8284
@kyze8284 3 месяца назад
I hoped it was coming from the title alone, and was not disappointed
@Pman353
@Pman353 3 месяца назад
In case anyone is wondering, canards almost completely negate stealth when they are actuated…
@pirobot668beta
@pirobot668beta 3 месяца назад
Check again...canards have radar cross-section about the size of an F4 Phantom. The root of the canard is the problem; where it joins to the aircraft is a sharp corner. This makes a very efficient 'corner reflector'. Some angles of the canard are worse than others, but there is no stealth for Viggens, either.
@valmikabeneteau7229
@valmikabeneteau7229 3 месяца назад
@@pirobot668betaI think that is what he is saying
@Pman353
@Pman353 3 месяца назад
@@pirobot668beta that is what I was saying😂
@bluefleet1655
@bluefleet1655 3 месяца назад
@@pirobot668beta good thing stealth wasent required for the viggens, then again, dont really need stealth when you are eating trees
@yankee1376
@yankee1376 3 месяца назад
Are you saying that the canards retards stealth and J22's are gen 4/5 bastards?
@ethandye396
@ethandye396 3 месяца назад
Thanks for mentioning us mate, we are struggling here in Oklahoma and I hope we will get through it!
@genxjaws1191
@genxjaws1191 5 дней назад
3:42 Skittle hair people. I love that! That is the funniest thing I've heard all day
@AngelOkie
@AngelOkie 3 месяца назад
Thank for the recognition for us here in Oklahoma, and in the Midwest. Had an uncle close to where three tornadoes tracked, Lucky he's okay. Sulpher got hit the worst of us, so we're doing all we Okies can to help them. Beautiful old town, sad to see it now. Just wanted to say thanks Habitual
@Aqueox
@Aqueox 3 месяца назад
Yeah, Sulphur got the worst of it all by far. Okemah was looking bad too, arguably could've been worse if it had hit.
@AngelOkie
@AngelOkie 3 месяца назад
@@Aqueox Haven't seen it yet, but I was watching Ryan Hall's channel and it looked like a conga line of tornadoes tracking north. Marietta was an Ef4 apparently, first since 2016 for Oklahoma.
@WhiteIkiryo-yt2it
@WhiteIkiryo-yt2it 3 месяца назад
Sympathies and prayers of safety and a speedy recovery from the U.K. 🇬🇧🇺🇸
@AngelOkie
@AngelOkie 3 месяца назад
@@WhiteIkiryo-yt2it Thanks. Only good news from this week is that the NBA team here in OK set up a relief program to assist in helping family effected.
@TheCrazedHydra
@TheCrazedHydra 3 месяца назад
Tis a good day to live in Fort Gibson
@tfk_001
@tfk_001 3 месяца назад
Storm chaser here; the April 26 tornado event was a fucking miracle. On that day, we had numerous mile wide tornados and one possible two miler, several EF4, possibly EF5, strength tornados, many of which hit cities (Omaha, Nebraska caught two). Zero deaths. One severe injury. I expected a double digit death count (I was watching on radar as I was unable to chase that day). April 27 had a lot less tornados and those that did touch down were weaker, but they occurred at night and were a lot more rain wrapped (thanks low level jet) and thus was a lot less of a miracle and is the reason Oklahoma is currently in a state of emergency
@MultiMachinegunner
@MultiMachinegunner 3 месяца назад
A TWO-miler? Might as well mark it as an EF6 (I know there isn't one on the scale, but seriously, if I learned anything from the movie Twister... 😅😅)
@jameskarg3240
@jameskarg3240 3 месяца назад
Its been kinda ugly in Texas too. Most of its NorthEast though thankfully. We just have the tailside of storms with squall-lines
@tfk_001
@tfk_001 3 месяца назад
@@jameskarg3240 yeah on the 27th you all didn't get much but one cyclic supercell just kept dropping tor after tor on the 26th. I hate chasing squalls because if they do drop a tornado it tends to have a lot less warning and it's a lot more likely to be rainwrapped but I'd def prefer a big squall line because they're a lot less likely to produce a really strong tornado like any of the several tornados from this outbreak
@tfk_001
@tfk_001 3 месяца назад
@@MultiMachinegunner nah width doesn't necessarily correspond to strength. Some of the strongest tornados are only a few hundred feet while there have been mile wide tornados barely capable of EF2 damage. This one was very likely capable of EF4 and MAYBE EF5 damage but fortunately Omaha wasn't hit anywhere near as hard as it could have been
@jameskarg3240
@jameskarg3240 3 месяца назад
@@tfk_001 Honestly: you all DO NOT get the credit you deserve. No joke, your crazy, but you know your limits and use your skill for informative analytics that have made unprecidented leaps in finding what makes storms tick. So, thank you for what you do. God willing we dont see anything like El Rino agsin
@onerider808
@onerider808 2 месяца назад
Oh God, I needed these laughs so bad. This is the only news channel i’ll ever watch again. I crack up just thinking about it.
@pogveteranar9415
@pogveteranar9415 3 месяца назад
The Thursday joke was awesome, glad you explained what canards are.
@acerolobo
@acerolobo 3 месяца назад
F-22 Always has the hardest lines
@Clearwood_
@Clearwood_ 3 месяца назад
He does but so does Grandpa Buff.
@trisrenaquino8794
@trisrenaquino8794 3 месяца назад
Because he snorts crack for breakfast and downs enough white monster to fly to the edge of the milky way
@acerolobo
@acerolobo 3 месяца назад
@clearwood_. Yes you're right, Grandpa Buff has the best lines. The f-22 comes in second.
@owenjennings2151
@owenjennings2151 3 месяца назад
As a skittle haired person i can confirm canards are in fact gay
@legionx4046
@legionx4046 3 месяца назад
I second this
@Bluecatte
@Bluecatte 3 месяца назад
Thirding this
@MrIrishpunk
@MrIrishpunk 3 месяца назад
Hows life on that side of the rainbow?
@qx_sarah_xp557
@qx_sarah_xp557 3 месяца назад
Came here to say this 😂
@someguywithaphone5921
@someguywithaphone5921 3 месяца назад
Can confirm. Currently humping one. Is male. Am male. Kinda loose. Definitely been gay for a minute. Cheers.
@Off-roading1
@Off-roading1 3 месяца назад
The weather joke had me as a weather geek❤😂
@colbycassady9063
@colbycassady9063 3 месяца назад
Love your videos. They make my day!
@spooge1oh1
@spooge1oh1 3 месяца назад
I haven't thought about Man Love Thursday for more than 10 years. I about pissed myself with that joke.
@davidgoodnow269
@davidgoodnow269 3 месяца назад
Thanks for the explanation. The military got even weirder _after_ I left? "Man Love Thursdays." Gotta be influenced by the kiddie-freak Kuwaiti pop music, little boys singing about their adult male lover. I thought we should've backed Iraq against Kuwait over Saud, in exchange for Sadaam putting his murderous rapist sons on trial--see how THAT changes politics in the region!
@allanadams5214
@allanadams5214 3 месяца назад
T-Rex arms 🤣 The Kid has something to focus on besides raccoons stealing his nuggets. LOVE IT! 😎
@RaggedAssRobin
@RaggedAssRobin 2 месяца назад
It was a possum. *Much* scarier.
@matthewbittenbender9191
@matthewbittenbender9191 3 месяца назад
Raptor at the end straight up channeling Rorschach from The Watchmen. Classic.
@Allurade
@Allurade 3 месяца назад
Damn, Raptor taking Roast Game lessons from Grandpa Buff? Because that rip into the J-20 was a thing of beauty.
@PhilieBlunt666
@PhilieBlunt666 3 месяца назад
Well grandpa buff is obviously his mentor, i love the story time about how buff was the entire gulf war 🤣 the kid is so starstruck
@chris_wizzudz
@chris_wizzudz 3 месяца назад
“Skittle hair people” always a classic 😂
@dombrazil6497
@dombrazil6497 3 месяца назад
That Thursday joke made me spit my tea out 😂😂😂😂😂 ex British army
@DavidWilson-gt9oq
@DavidWilson-gt9oq 3 месяца назад
This is my new favorite. Well done sir.
@nategoodwin3329
@nategoodwin3329 3 месяца назад
Thursdays are a dark day for a weak stomach in Iraq. 😂😂😂😂 At least the goats get a day off.
@omarrp14
@omarrp14 3 месяца назад
Please explain!
@nategoodwin3329
@nategoodwin3329 3 месяца назад
@omarrp14 Let's just say it isn't the kind of NSFW you actually want to see.
@themooman5590
@themooman5590 3 месяца назад
@@omarrp14 They will have relations with men and boys. Much like the catholic churches thinking back in the day a young boy is thought to be pure and without sin. Then to add to the problem you have a bunch of men growing up in this type of life and thusly see no problem with perpetuating the abuse. The thought of "I went through it, and I turned out alright." is rampant, so even with people that wouldn't gravitate toward children will do so because it's what they know.
@1idiot985
@1idiot985 3 месяца назад
funny thing, the leo2a6 they have is ANCIENT at this point to the 2a7v, 2a8 and the panther(new one). Let them have it, we don’t need it. It will be outdated even more when German engineers get access to the new military budget. Still better than T-14 Armata.
@chemislife
@chemislife 3 месяца назад
The only platforms the T-14 threatens are the ones active when the first gen Abrams rolled off the line any models after that one will pretty much laugh at it. Which means they are about 30 years behind in the tank arms race.
@moteroargentino7944
@moteroargentino7944 3 месяца назад
Plus due to the circumstances tanks are being used more as high mobility artillery rather than direct combat, so they're more than enough. Only if air superiority could be achieved, more advanced tanks would make sense.
@Darqshadow
@Darqshadow 3 месяца назад
​@@moteroargentino7944 F16s confirmed are on the way to Ukraine. With SEAD capabilities being superior to what both sides have right now, that means Ukraine might get the skies cleared up again
@1idiot985
@1idiot985 3 месяца назад
@@chemislife30 Years? the 2a5 should be younger than that
@majesticface3631
@majesticface3631 3 месяца назад
@@Darqshadow sead isn't easy, its not just launching agm 88 missiles at s400 sites, mig 29s can do that. air defense batteries are vert heavily defended, wacth hypops beating the s400 video to see why. You'll need to amass a bunch of sead aircrafts as well as launch decoys ect to overwhelm russian air defenses. They won't have any ew assets so that'll make it much harder. Optimism isn't something you can win wars with. F16s are great but Ukraine lost the tactical initiative.
@odinsson204
@odinsson204 3 месяца назад
Holy crap, the kid was throwin some serious shade. 😂😂😂
@carolakelleski7905
@carolakelleski7905 Месяц назад
Skittle colored gramma here cause why not! New subscriber cause you're funny 😂😂 & I learn new things. Thanks & keep it up 😊
@TakoyaKyono
@TakoyaKyono 3 месяца назад
The kid REALLY wants China to try and intercept him.
@Gotenhanku
@Gotenhanku 3 месяца назад
The kid REALLY wants ANYONE to try and intercept him. He is NOT picky on who tries. He just wants to be fed.
@thrill316
@thrill316 3 месяца назад
@@Gotenhanku LET. THE. KID. EAT.
@looking4themountain
@looking4themountain 3 месяца назад
Yellow fever confirmed!
@gilliganallmighty3
@gilliganallmighty3 3 месяца назад
​@@thrill316 You don't have nearly enough exclamation points at the ent of that comment.
@CptJistuce
@CptJistuce 3 месяца назад
​@@thrill316He had a balloon, does that count?
@joeg8200
@joeg8200 3 месяца назад
The fact that F22 now taking lines from Rorschach makes his intercept line even creepier.
@tommylevi1411
@tommylevi1411 3 месяца назад
God i love your videos... Great work man!
@Highrider_Phil_C
@Highrider_Phil_C 3 месяца назад
That last line always gets me. 🤣🤣🤣
@appo9357
@appo9357 3 месяца назад
0:57 They are Strategically Transporting Equipment to Alternate Locations
@charlayned
@charlayned 3 месяца назад
Well, with the abilities we have, we can arrange an ICE to help them out with the tear down. (Involuntary Conversion of Equipment).
@willb5278
@willb5278 3 месяца назад
Ooh, i love these things, git half a dozen on my shirt right now. One of my favorites is from the rocket crowd tho. Rapid Unplanned/Unscheduled Disassembly (It blew up). Or Lithobraking (it crashed into the ground... and stopped!)
@The980Junior
@The980Junior 3 месяца назад
@thefatelectrician
@CptJistuce
@CptJistuce 3 месяца назад
Not TOO strategically, or they'd've removed the lojack.
@Shirayumi9090
@Shirayumi9090 3 месяца назад
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!!! (Is the only damage that aircraft can inflict) 😂
@cairnex4473
@cairnex4473 2 месяца назад
It only fires Beijing Corn!
@theplayer1997
@theplayer1997 3 месяца назад
The F-22's pouty little face when someone's talking shit is so fucking funny. 😂
@Guildelin
@Guildelin 2 месяца назад
Dude I'm fucking loosing it over these videos. Love em
@carlyar5281
@carlyar5281 3 месяца назад
“It’s like Thursday not exist in that part of the world anymore” 🤣 Yup. I fell over laughing at that part! 2:44 ⬅️fact!
@TheRibottoStudios
@TheRibottoStudios 3 месяца назад
I was curious about the F35 deal that had been mentioned, and found this from a few articles: it should be noted that an UAE official said and I quote "The United States remains the UAE's PREFERRED provider for advanced defense requirements and discussions for the F-35 may be re-opened in the future." the official also added that there were discussions to "address mutual defense security conditions for the acquisition". So, even when working in close proximity to China, people prefer the US when it comes to equipment. You gotta love that name brand recognition.
@autumnberend828
@autumnberend828 3 месяца назад
Didn't get the Thursday joke, sadly, but the canard joke had me rolling on the ground. Also loved that Ay ya! Reminds me of Uncle from Jackie Chan's Adventures.
@Ravenjournal
@Ravenjournal 3 месяца назад
Hahahaaa your traped in the sky with me best line ever all time
@erikcourtney1834
@erikcourtney1834 3 месяца назад
Love it when the kid gets to talk shit. Just wish he was allowed to back it up.
@glenchapman3899
@glenchapman3899 3 месяца назад
Yeah I am on the same side as him and I am scared.
@ryandrury6226
@ryandrury6226 3 месяца назад
His day will come soon enough...
@DRAONWEED
@DRAONWEED 3 месяца назад
The F-22 is Rorschach now,______ that is SO cool.
@colbunkmust
@colbunkmust 3 месяца назад
...always has been.
@IronBand4
@IronBand4 3 месяца назад
Mixed with Dirty Harry
@rucker69
@rucker69 3 месяца назад
"What do you see?" "*CANARDS*"
@charlesandresen-reed1514
@charlesandresen-reed1514 3 месяца назад
I learn so many new things about other cultures when watching this and then looking up the jokes. Just... damn. LOL
@anonymee7681
@anonymee7681 3 месяца назад
Skittle-haired people - gonna borrow that one. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 snork!
@aaronlopez492
@aaronlopez492 3 месяца назад
😂Thursday night in Iraq! That was savage, never mind Neosporin that burn will require an air ambulance to the nearest ICU burn Ward! Awesome video thanks!
@LegendaryCollektor
@LegendaryCollektor 3 месяца назад
I dont get it
@addison_v_ertisement1678
@addison_v_ertisement1678 3 месяца назад
I might not get the joke, but I know I'll probably never get the answer due to RU-vid shenanigans. I'll still comment for boosting though.
@geodkyt
@geodkyt 3 месяца назад
​@@LegendaryCollektor"Man Love Thursday"
@engmed4400
@engmed4400 3 месяца назад
@LegendaryCollektor it's known as Man Love Thursday. According to some Imam, Allah is too busy to notice men having gay sex on Thursdays, so it turns into Brokeback Mountain in places like Iraq and Afghanistan. Not joking, its a thing. 🤣
@shadowhawk0142
@shadowhawk0142 3 месяца назад
ROTFLMAO... Thursday! That was priceless!
@larryhood9162
@larryhood9162 3 месяца назад
Jesus the Thursday joke killed me and I love the kid. I can't wait until the day they let him out to play because the videos after are gonna be FIRE
@James-bw4np
@James-bw4np 3 месяца назад
Afghan vet, "Thursday" joke has me chuckling grimly.
@aredjayc2858
@aredjayc2858 3 месяца назад
Please explain
@jeremyfleshman3865
@jeremyfleshman3865 3 месяца назад
​@@aredjayc2858just asked my vet friend, 🤢 you don't want to know ...
@Catherine.Dorian.
@Catherine.Dorian. 3 месяца назад
@@aredjayc2858it apparently means man love Thursday..
@valiensr1037
@valiensr1037 3 месяца назад
As a vet who never deployed to the Middle East, could you explain the context?
@James-bw4np
@James-bw4np 3 месяца назад
@@aredjayc2858 our Corpsman called it "Good Thursday, Bad Friday" since Friday would have a flood of locals coming to our medical people to suture up torn sphincters on young boys. I only heard about it from my docs. If it was "man love" Thursday, I can't say but it would not surprise me.
@chthulu27
@chthulu27 3 месяца назад
"I'm not trapped in here with you. YOU'RE TRAPPED IN HERE WITH *ME* !" Fucking love Rorschach.
@camerongunn7906
@camerongunn7906 3 месяца назад
I actually had to go back and rewatch that part about Thursdays cause I can't believe you made that journal.😂😂😂
@nyctoshade6302
@nyctoshade6302 3 месяца назад
Dude, love the Rorschach comment at the end. THAT was GOLD
@Gunslinger_studios
@Gunslinger_studios 3 месяца назад
That skittles people line got me dying😂😂😂😂
@forexed8948
@forexed8948 3 месяца назад
although I know whom the joke is aimed at, I LOVE sour skittles.
@botspotter8379
@botspotter8379 3 месяца назад
@@forexed8948 I'm going to start calling them out as Sour Skittles now. 😁
@forexed8948
@forexed8948 3 месяца назад
@@botspotter8379 They really are like the candy because of how they demand you address them how they want to be addressed.
@legionx4046
@legionx4046 3 месяца назад
@@forexed8948as a member of the “skittle people” i can confirm thats just a small minority of us the rest just act like normal people 🤘
@Lukkaboc
@Lukkaboc 3 месяца назад
@@botspotter8379 I love this! I'm a skittle but not one of the sour ones now this is a perfect term to differentiate! Some of us taste the rainbow yet don't really care about pronouns. Call me ma'am, call me sir, both are respectful intent. Love Linecrosser's humor :)
@e7yu
@e7yu 3 месяца назад
I'll say it again. Watching your comedic news brings calm and laughter to my life.😂👍
@BillyBobBoBo
@BillyBobBoBo 3 месяца назад
Man love Thursday's......almost forgot how f'd up those folks are....😂😅
@reginaldpots5765
@reginaldpots5765 3 месяца назад
Man-love Thursday is a wild thing when you learn about Iraqi culture, then you notice the homies locking fingers
@alienicarus
@alienicarus 3 месяца назад
From Oklahoma, still kicking & still got up at 4 AM to go to work today.
@Garbage.geologist
@Garbage.geologist 3 месяца назад
Depression never goes away, and you cover stressful news. Remember to give yourself positive distractions, reach out to friends and family, and stay strong brother. Slava Ukraine.
@rolbuch1449
@rolbuch1449 3 месяца назад
"And will be until about two years after mine came out." Man, this always delivers!
@monkeyfan250
@monkeyfan250 3 месяца назад
F22 is just "insane batman" at this point and i love it😂
@ralikdiver
@ralikdiver 3 месяца назад
Persian Excursion Sailor grinning at the Thursday mention.
@AFlyingSwive
@AFlyingSwive 3 месяца назад
"the whole midwest" can confirm
@Jdizzle707
@Jdizzle707 3 месяца назад
Man love Thursdays 😂 😂 😂
@ericrose2409
@ericrose2409 3 месяца назад
Your China and Russia personas always puts a smile on my face. The Kid is a given.
@BOEING--mh6xm
@BOEING--mh6xm 3 месяца назад
That Chinese voice was spot on lol
@michaelbracho3956
@michaelbracho3956 3 месяца назад
Speak the facts 22. Put that 22 from dollar store wish in its place.
@garrycress3482
@garrycress3482 3 месяца назад
I spit my drink out at the Thursday joke!😂😂😂😂
@paulyguitary7651
@paulyguitary7651 3 месяца назад
The kid has been trapped in the hanger so long he has all the movie quotes
@asphelite
@asphelite 3 месяца назад
keep them coming HLC! Been following you since the beginning and you never missed on any of yuor videos
@pdongy
@pdongy 3 месяца назад
No Lie, you nailed the accent. That sounds exactly like my old boss that I am convinced is spying for China.
@thesupportingcast6972
@thesupportingcast6972 3 месяца назад
Raptor has been hanging with Buff I see. Handing out flames 🔥 😂
@yanivlazimy
@yanivlazimy 3 месяца назад
Came for The Kid as Rohrschach. Was not disappointed. Next level
@johnwotek3816
@johnwotek3816 3 месяца назад
F-22 "Canards are gay" The Rafale and the Eurofighter: "not cool kid"
@EeeEee-bm5gx
@EeeEee-bm5gx 3 месяца назад
I suggest you take a closer look at Europe. They're gay alright, and they love it.
@CptJistuce
@CptJistuce 3 месяца назад
F-22: "What're you gonna do about it, Eurotrash? Gonna come fight me over it? PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND KELLY JOHNSON, COME FIGHT ME!"
@Kingsquad2011
@Kingsquad2011 3 месяца назад
F22: "Canards are gae" Dassault Rafale: "On est repartis pour un tour..."
@benn454
@benn454 3 месяца назад
Rafale and Eurofighter cope harder
@minecraftfox4384
@minecraftfox4384 3 месяца назад
European aircraft are garbage.
@geodkyt
@geodkyt 3 месяца назад
​@@benn454Eh, don't forget those aren't 5th Gen stealth aircraft. The disadvantages of canards aren't really a problem.for them.
@kateshiningdeer3334
@kateshiningdeer3334 3 месяца назад
LMAO, when I hit the Google Translate and translated this, it says "Ducks are Gay" guess canard must mean duck?
@benn454
@benn454 3 месяца назад
@@geodkyt As long as Euros remember that the USAF plays wargames with one arm and one leg tied behind its back.
@Mint325
@Mint325 3 месяца назад
I love these videos so much. It's awesome!!! ✋😂🤚
@streakerofevil
@streakerofevil 3 месяца назад
A WATCHMAN Rorschach reference....nice work HLC!!!!
@DemitriVladMaximov
@DemitriVladMaximov 3 месяца назад
Not exactly related, but cool fact about Tyrannosaurus Rex is that it could one arm curl about 400-450 lbs. per arm. Still doesn't mean that the Chinese aircraft isn't as useless as an abelisaurid's arms in a fight (yes they are even smaller than tyrannosaur arms in proportion to their bodies).
@heatherbullock9020
@heatherbullock9020 3 месяца назад
I didn't know that about the T-Rex. Thank you!
@LazyVanny
@LazyVanny 3 месяца назад
Uncle from Jackie Chan Adventures? I approve.
@haven_lady675
@haven_lady675 3 месяца назад
Lol. I thought he got inspired by South Park.
@LazyVanny
@LazyVanny 3 месяца назад
@@haven_lady675 Aiyah is an Uncle thing, but maybe you are right.
@Violent_Wolfen
@Violent_Wolfen 3 месяца назад
​@haven_lady675 Uncle did that a lot in Jackie Chan Adventures which I think it was due to due Cantonese Accent. Not sure if Liu Kim did the same thing or had the same accent.
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