Mr.Drinker,you need to review the new Terminator movie. They did it,they made a Terminator movie which is even more crap than Genesys!! Calling it a crapfest is an understatement.
I've done plenty of laughing out loud at RU-vid comments over the years, but this might be one of the true 'spit-take' moments. Thanks Azam, you won the internet today (10/30/19)
His chronological plot-summaries actually make bad material watchable, just for his commentary track. I would watch full length Batwoman just to have him rifftrax his way through it.
To be fair, she was in the army for a while. I mean not the US Army army or the special forces, but some sort of army/paramilitary/security service thing. I'm sure they taught her how to beat up trained killers twice her size with her bare hands there. Sure. This show would have some credibility if they used a washed up UFC fighter. I'm sure Rhonda Rousey is available. She could not be a worse actor than Rose and she looks like she has eaten an entire sandwich at some point.
@@chuckhoyle1211 To be more fairer-er; if they had chosen a more muscular actress to play the role, they'd just get the same complaints as The Last of Us 2.
@Monte tsar Yes and no. Generally speaking, a bouncer has to be able to stop a fight before it begins by sheer intimidation. Could a scrawny guy be able to subdue people effectively? Sure. But you don't want it to get to that point.
@@LadyDoomsinger The complaints about Last of Us 2 is that it is not possible for a woman to get that buff in a calorie scarce post-apocalyptic situation. When you are barely staving off starvation most of the time, nobody will look like a power-lifter. Look at photos of old-timey pioneers and such. They were all scrawny. I'm sure they were all strong and tough but they did not look like 80s action heroes. Not enough calories for it.
The best (or worst) thing is, Batman and Robin actually had genuine "strong female characters" (Uma Thurman's and Alicia Silverstone's) so when it comes to gender equality it's several light-years ahead of this SJW shit-show.
That ice was at least 6 inches thick, the Rock would have a hard time breaking through that with a sledgehammer while standing on top, but she used her half-drowned memory power to bare knuckle her way up from underwater. Maybe the whole show is just her hypothermia induced coma dreams while she’s drowning.
"We should make a female superhero thing" "Good idea, what you have in mind?" "We take a male superhero, but instead of man, it is woman!" "Uhu okay, go on, what is the plot?" "It is a woman" The reason so many female superhero's fail is because there is no love, thought or creativity put in it. It is just made to say "look, female superhero". It is so damn cheap.
Beer for 50cent is cheap, Whiskey for 5 bugs is cheap, one houre in a massagesalon "with sucsess" for 50 bugs is cheap.... This BRADWOMAN thing is just disgusting.
Even the Mad Hatter? The 1st episode would suggest otherwise. Unless Alice has no relation to Jervis whatsoever. I wouldn't be surprised if they had never even met!
This is why I loved watching XENA: WARRIOR PRINCESS growing up! Xena was tough but could show emotional range, she wasn't invincible and you weren't bashed over the head with a feminist/lesbian thing.
Nnot to mention that Xena, actually, looks like a tougth warrior, and have a body that goes, these girl, is well, you have to literaly turn off the brain
“Someone stuck Rian Johnson’s head on the body of an anorexic child?”, made me spew my coffee a bit. I laughed when I saw the outfit. She looked like the Felix The Cat cartoon from the 60s with the oversized head and pointy ears.
@@drlee2 Altered Carbon only took 9 episodes before black Mary Sue whom never played a part in the book, to save the day, when every episode previous she was a traumatized puddle unable to find the will to say anything. Yet somehow she gains access to the plot and knows what needs to be done and her two days of training (several months if we take into account the time dilation) with an AI who we have never seen use hand to hand combat allows her to defeat people who have spent the last 250 years killing people on a daily basis.
@@RRRRRRRRR33 Because they hid their hand. It was always a shitty forced feminist, diversity pushing, male hating circle jerk. The only thing is in season one it was just an underlying theme. Season 2 they cranked that shit to 10 and the story was just a vessel for the message. Season 3 is going to be just as bad if not worse.
Just imagine, for one minute, two people looking at Wonder Woman's outfit and this happens "It needs a few touch-ups" "Her suit is literal perfection" "It *will* be... when it fits a man"
@@pastywhite6669 thank you. I mean my god who approved that script? The reviews about how horrible the show was, was actually more entertaining than the show itself
@@robat774 The character is indeed cool and the movie is so great it makes Ruby look good. The girl is just so limited in her range. I can see why she's successful at modeling but why she keeps "acting" is beyond me.
“Reviewing this show makes me feel like a pretentious art critic giving serious consideration to the stick man drawn in crayon by the preschooler that’s just soiled themselves.” -The Critical Drinker
Batwoman is somewhat offensive towards millions of victims of winter drownings across history. "They just weren't trying hard enough". Also, not even world champion of boxing could throw a punch like that while completly unbraced underwater. Newtonian Physics just says fuck no. All you'd accomplish is moving yourself downward.
Varthaner yeah.... i was thinking the same thing. there is no way that you could punch through 2" or roughly 50mm of ice let alone doing it unbraced. *edit* it was more like 1/2" to 3/4 which is more believable if you were braced but not floating in water.
Batman: A literal reason why Gotham isn't a abandoned and destroyed city, a caring person who doesn't want to kill and always attempts to use Non-leath tactics, a incredibly smart man with some of the best tech out there, and smart detective, a man looking to protect anyone, anyway possible, no matter whom they are, not even killing those who have done the most horrible, immoral, and disturbing acts, like the Joker, a literal pacifist. Batwoman: An entitled brat, a literal Theif.
I feel like if a 5’6 woman who weighs 104 lbs got punched by a man, let alone savagely beaten, she’d quit the vigilante business and spend the next three weeks sobbing.
Ruby already played an assasin in John Wick2. Wick picks her up and smashes her into wall. A short and beatiful summary of how strenght and mass DOES MATTER.
Julio Víctor Manuel Schaeffer Manrique but Harley was abused and humiliated by the Joker, so I kinda understand why she would talk about him. Like in the comic, she has PTSD every time she remembers him and has a break down every time he is mentioned in a positive light. The best breakdown was when a villain claimed that she was the Joker’s Daughter so she beat the shit out of her til she’s near death. The only beef I have with the Birds of Prey movie is that it should have been called “Gotham City Sirens”
Every time Ruby Rose is on screen, I have to buy a new TV to replace the one I destroyed. Thank God I work for a living instead of screaming social justice or i wanted be able toa afford all these TVs.
Sheesh i'm a feminist and i consume a lot of feminist media, that actually has good writing and proper female protagonists. To name some of the top of my head: there's good girls revolt, 3%, the handmaids tale, killing eve, fleabag, harlots and many more. This batwoman series however, is objectively an unwatchable mess from the writing to the acting, it makes the supergirl series look 100x better. Writers can stuff surface level BS in their show to make it look woke but i can smell the shallowness from miles away.
@Guero Rodriguez it's a classic example of straight people overcompensating on LGBT characters. How to write a gay character: just like any other character
@Guero Rodriguez I'm saying this particular instance is. Bat woman is mostly written by straight dudes, and they don't fuck up the character. It's straight females who did this.
@Guero Rodriguez I didn't say men. The men who wrote the original comic, they were straight. The people who did the CW show, however... I don't know if gay is the right word for it.
@Guero Rodriguez Rachel Fucking Maddow was a writer for this show. It's the libtard curse when it comes to writing characters. You can write good gay characters, and this ain't it, chief
@@5Ci0N All because of a stunt injury so serious she needed to have emergency surgery in order to help prevent paralysis imagine that your acting career potientally ending and it was all down to being in this dumpster fire of a tv show.
"You know, it's a total mystery why this lass couldn't cut it in the military, because they're well known for letting people just do their own thing." Hahhaha, gold!
Lord Walter Stark That boggles my mind to this day. If this is possible, why hasn’t it been adapted into strapping hyperspeed engines onto torpedoes or some shit and sniping enemy ships from literally the other side of the bloody universe? Why bother with fighters, bombers and all those comparatively short-range tactics?
Just thought about that scene where he caught a Batman wanna-be, Ruby would be in that same situation. "See, this is how CRAAZZY Batman's made Gotham!!!"
I still can't believe we aren't past the girl fight thing... like these things always have to have a girl for the girl to fight same with the new Wonder Woman!!!
Wonder woman is established to have superhuman strength. Wonder woman decking a 250lb guy is no more difficult that superman pulling the earth. "Batwoman" on the other hand is a completely biologically normal human and her size/strength can have real world comparisons. Especially since it's in the dark knight universe, easily the most grounded film version
And because girls are just as strong as men, the military of every western country keeps dropping the fitness standards for female cadets and they still have a higher failure rate than men.
@@LeBoomStudios Wahmen are so awesome, the top 5 female athletes in a State lose in track meets to biological men pretending to be girls, when those same men had times that couldn't even qualify them to compete when running against their own sex.
@@janehrahan5116 exactly, don't get me wrong i still expect whoever plays WW to be fucking fit as all hell and have visible muscle not bulging or anything but atleast visible, but when you've got an ordinary human woman you NEED a physically fit actress playing her or it just looks silly
"It will be, when it fits a woman." What woman? A 90 pound waif like the protagonist, or Brienne of Tarth? Something tells me they're not the same size.
"If you don't see the final twist coming in the first 5 minutes, you're probably a character in this show" aaaahhhahaha that's some damn good writing, that got me good. Cheers to that
This is interesting...I just wanted to have some laugh by listening to some Batwoman ridicule, and here, in the span of an hour, almost 3 years later since this video was posted, I saw that I'm not alone and whole 15 new people tuned to watch this masterpiece of a video. Thanks for the consistent entertainment, Drinker.
If, instead of saying "When it fits a woman" she just said "it will be...when it fits me", it would sound more badass and infinitely less cringey. Such a simply fix
Science guy: "So, I've tailored the suit to fit a woman, just like you suggested. *pauses for effect* You can come on out now, Whoopi! *winks* (Me an' Whoopi go way back...)"
Awww Dougray! I’ve loved him since 98. When bat woman was announced and casting, it was all the hype here in Hollywood, so they sent him an offer and he accepted because of that hype. He’s brilliant. He needs to be in a leading role again
This and all of your critiques are so absolutely spot on and very well delivered. Unfortunately, here in the Upside Down, this kind of brutal honesty means you will probably be banned soon.
Bro I thought I was going nuts watching all this shit on tv and cinema for the past 20 years .. I started to think I was the problem until I discovered someone who thinks the same way as I do. Keep it up man
Batwoman : I don’t like it when a man takes credit for a woman’s work Also Batwoman :*steals all of Batman’s stuff and lives off his name , weapons and shit that he made*
@Sean Wilkinson in the UK including Scotland and Ireland we like to stick a nice big lump of chocolate into our ice creams. It's a little bit of extra joy in our day to make up for the fact that it's ALWAYS FUCKING OVERCAST.
Nick Alonso Cadbury Flake. It’s common in UK and ireland to have a stick of flake in soft serve ice cream. Costs like 50p extra but it’s amazeballs! Naturally kids like to have the flake instead of just plain soft serve.
1:04 I've actually done this as well. Before I went into the military, I did a ton of conditioning exercises to "toughen up" Swimming in near freezing water was one of them. I think it took less than a minute for me to lose the ability to move my legs. I wasn't even aware that it could happen. Got out as fast as I could. Almost drowned actually. Fun times. I always get a kick out of writers trying to write stuff that they have never done before.
The villain for season 2? A random white man named Todd. He has no power, no wealth, no powers, and no evil plans. He is literally just a plain ol middle class white man. Audiences will cheer when the new black bat woman punches Todd while he is checking out at the grocery store and when she thwarts his dastardly attempts to drop his children off at school. The climax of the season will be when Todd breaks down after all the random assaults committed by the new batwoman and he will give a very heartfelt apology for his existence. Batwoman will then look him in the eyes and say “Not gud enuff,” and slap him in the face while he’s on his knees. Todd will then scream out in pain and exclaim “god damn, what is wrong with you freakin people?!” Then the camera will pan to batwoman’s shocked face as it slowly turns into a sadistic smile. Roll credits with the noise of batwoman beating the tar out of Todd with the screams of agony and the sounds of him pleading for mercy. It will be a feminine racial masterpiece that will receive a 99 percent critic rating on RT with the usual racist homophobic poor scores by everyone else.
"Gozer the Gozerian? Good evening. As a duly-designated representative of the City, County and State of New York, I order you to cease any and all supernatural activity and return forthwith to your place of origin, or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension."
Just watched Ep1 on HBO max, then came to watch this review; I heard the Gozer the Gozarian comment at the beginning and started crying due to from hysterical laughter for about 2 minutes, paused the video, clicked "like" on the video, and then laughed uncontrollably for another 2 minutes before I could finally find the composure to unpause and carry on.
I remember, how I felt, when I watched Episode 1. In Germany we have a term for that: "Fremdschämen", which means to feel embarrassed on behalf of someone else.
As a Scotsman, I've also treaded Scottish rivers and freezing oceans. You either have to wait for a nice summer day and/or put on a skin swimsuit before going anywhere near these waters.
Oh look, she wears a tee with "The Ramones" on the front! Remember Carol Danvers/Captain Marvel's "Nirvana" t-shirt? These girls MUST be so cool, because t-shirt logos say so! Ah glorious, those all-male bands being appropriated by male-hating women... 🤦♂️ Edit: my bad, Nirvana was background music in the scene with Mar-vell. It was actually a Nine Inch Nails design on Carol Danvers’ t-shirt. Even better 👍
@@Walkbi It would have to be a butch non-binary indie pop group (rock is too masculine, so patriarchy). Girlschool were too sexy, The Donnas sang about boyfriends and other girls being jealous of them, and Arch Enemy has dudes in the band (white dudes, even). Clearly these bands are problematic.
Wasn't the nirvana shirt admittedly just a way to make her look human tho? Pretty sure she was wearing that instead of her space suit, no one's trying to convince you she's a nirvana fan or some shit
@@Walkbi W.O.W would've been cool too. All these are way too unknown to the general public and couldn't convey how she's so "non-conforming" like the bland mass produced Ramones shirt does...
You know that ‘Batwoman’ has a better critics score than ‘The Joker’ on Rotten Tomatoes. It’s almost like we can’t trust the main stream media anymore. Who would have thought...
Be prepared for at least a few more years of this bullshit. Though I feel like it will take the current feminist generation growing old and becoming irrelevant before it's actually over.
