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My Dad literally grounded me for eating his lucky cheese and the Packers lost. I wish I was joking. This sketch is exactly how I feel. Thank you Ryan, you captured it perfectly.
@@kaleenar963 Yup, definitely got filled with bots after poor louis. Think Gunner sounded a wee bit too robotic this time so the bots flocked to the robotic feel of the text to spam-a-lot on who I shall henceforth refer to as Santa Claus Daphne. (With all the "Sir Nicholas" stuff, I'm sorry, it was too tempting to resist.)
@feha92 You must have been home schooled and live off the grid, to not know about sportsball. Why, it's just the greatest game ever, that's all! Go Walruses!
My black cat thanks you for showing the ridiculous ideals of the superstitious in such a humorous light. Thank you for your activism, brave Ryans. Together we can end the suffering. 🐈⬛ 🖤
@@thegiantbeagle I think they really are lucky. If you're the owner anyway. Mine certainly was a blessing. I don't know how I could've gotten over losing my senior tortoiseshell over the summer had he not been here with me.
So, does it means that whenever I need to shower because I stink a new video is uploaded? I'm not sure I'm willing to risk showering ever again if we want Ryan to upload new videos!
You could shower right after Ryan posts a new video, and you'd be stinky again by the time he finishes editing the next one, so he'll still be able to upload it.
@@supremelordoftheuniverse5449 I think you're looking for Ryan's videos about a time traveller from the 90s, which is the last time your comment might have been funny.
"What if I am the centre of the universe and my experience dictates all things?" "I'd fall into the deepest depression" 😭😭 That is so brilliantly written and delivered, probably one of my favourite dialogues from you lol, great work.
The almost innuendos when he takes a drink was a genius bit. It was so good that it makes me want to come...(takes sip)...over to a friend's house and show him this video. Damn, I shouldn't have taken that sip when typing this.
I am so hard... *sip* wired to find a way to include jokes from the video in my comments. We need to do this joke in other media so Ryan fans can recognize each other.
this is pure brilliance and as someone struggling with obsessive compulsive thoughts the dialogue in my brain is way too often exactly as in this video. nailed it again, Ryan
I have OCD, and I've often been struck by the similarity between OCD and superstitious behaviors, to the point of wondering if maybe OCD is part of how superstitions develop. I follow superstitions sometimes, even though the logical part of my brain thinks they have no validity. I think it's just out of compulsion. It feels the same as my other compulsive behaviors.
@@screwyourhandle that's an interesting thought and I agree that there are quite a few overlaps between those too (more than would be good for us). wishing you all the best on your road of recovery. cheers
The way Ryan makes fun of every possible thing we do in our lives shows how dull creatures we humans really are...along with laughing, I always feel a bit uncomfortable watching him analyze human behavior through humor...well done, Ryan, well done.
Superstition - Scared that if I take off my lucky hat, an orphanage will burn down. Stition - Scared that if I take off my lucky hat, my hat will be off. Substition - Scared that if I take off my lucky hat, nothing will happen.
The "I see what you're saying" *breathes* ".....but why risk it." Was perfectly timed. 😂 Also "I just realized I can't come... over to watch the game anymore" "Hand me the piss chips." Golden. 💀
1:45 "What if I am the center of the universe and my experience dictates all things?" But Ryan, you ARE and it DOES. That's why it's called the Ryanverse!
😂😂Ryan, that's so funny & EXTREMELY ACCURATE!! Back in the 1990's, My buddies & I ate Cheez-its before kickoff during a long win streak for our favorite team... After they eventually lost again, we gave it an extra game to recover the MOJO, but sadly we lost 2 straight. We then realized that the MAGIC CHEEZ-ITS were no longer magic.😢😢😂😂
First guy to hire a lawyer A: Hi there, hello B: Hi there, hello A: You see that guy over there? B: Yeah, he doesn't look too good A: Yeah, well I just beat him up B: Oh you shouldn't do that, they might put you in a room for that A: Well I have a job for you B: A job? A: Yeah, I'll give you money, and you will defend me so I don't get put in a room B: Well I feel like you *should* be put in a room for that A: Yeah but I'll give you money
So glad Ryan is finally putting a spotlight on me being the center of the universe. How lucky are you all to be reading my pithy and insightful comment!!!🎉
Ryan George is impeccable in how wonderfully he blows me up with fits of uproarious laughter. Wind emoji eggplant emoji tongue emoji crying laughing emoji wink emoji horny devil emoji thumbs up emoji
"What if I am the center of the universe, and my experience dictates all things?" may be the single best/socially relevant line Ryan has ever forcefully expressed in any one of his videos I decided.
Great job once again Ryan and other Ryan for doing such a great job of showing us that if we stick to the universe's law that I am indeed the center of it, and that the things I do completely unrelated to another thing will indeed determine the outcome of that other thing, and that the people involved, no matter how much practice, skill, and talent they have at that thing, will only do well if I'M doing the right things that they have no way of knowing what those things are and whether or not I actually do them. It's too bad the universe won't exist after I'm gone.
"What if I am the centre of the universe and my experience dictates all things". This is the same moment of clarity I got when I saw that TED talk about narcissists.
