The Focus Group That Gave Us The Internet 

no

no

​@@playgameongg902 real

Sponsorships are tight

is it though

_Powerful_ plot twist lol

Supereasy...

@@imbarmstrong Barely an inconvenience

I died at that part, deffinitively the best joke of the skit for me xD

prude, snob, cultural imperialist moralist, anti-individual more like

Hey I was the 69th like Nice 😂

Also the hidden link/pun with Reily was masterful placed there, together with the 69 likes on your post. 🤣

@@MudSluggerBP found him

I could watch a whole series about the adventures of Weird Pervy Ryan. He's hilarious.

Seriously it was the perfect choice

That's just an inadequate Ryan George checklist.

That's weird, it's been on my Ryan George bingo card since I first discovered him. Sure I didn't think it would be filled but I still think it should have been on your checklist

what did you have on your checklist?

That's because you didn't follow the 34th rule

@@frezywizard your originstory

😂😂 we need this one

​@@prodby.97Agreed.

I was reluctant to try it, because I was afraid it could be addictive. Fortunately I was wrong, 30 years later I'm only spending 18 hours a day on the internet, and not all of it is RU-vid.

Oh yes, back when it all looked like a utopian dream ... and then Eternal September came.

I was thinking back to 1993 when The Internet was called The I-Way, short for Information Superhighway, and how great it was going to be, before it became commercialised and destroyed. Nobody really surfs The Internet anymore but just views everything through controlled funnels. I also thought about people who were saying The Internet was just a fad.

Shame that "it's the 90s" time machine is still broken...

I remember I chatted with a real woman on the internet back in those days. Good luck with that now. It's either a bot, or a scammer from Africa.

I like the heel turn too haha. But I don't believe he was specifically referring to a different kind of evil... "using misinformation and confirmation bias" to "become more powerful". Politician?

@@KingFaroo Nah that kinda shit's grifters like Alex Jones to a T

@@bluepotteryexpress doesn’t that give Alex Jones too much credit, as it implies he started out reasonable before becoming unreasonable??

Hence the sad reality

@@KingFaroo He also said he was going to use the r34. Like clickbait and misleading ads.

You got it in the end? 😉😉

"somebody had to clean up the mess you made"😭

It should have been an opera about an actual soap!

Had to pause to laugh at the soap twin part😂

I hope he gets sponered by NVPN again, Adstronaughts favorite shows are the best.

a new company was introduced other than the place where names for things are decided and the sandwick with a pretty big pickle in it corporation

You literally made that up, how do over 100 people like this dumbass comment?

5 seconds in and I had to restart to make sure I heard/saw it correctly

Didn't know Joe Biden was a character in this universe lol

- We need to come up with some names for these new companies we have now. There's quite a stack to go through, and not a lot of time, so let's get started. Here's the CEO of one of the companies. What do you want me to write down as the name of your company? - The company that uh we uhh the y'know the uh we invent stuff. - Great. Got it. Moving on. Next company.

​@@Mr.YasQueen "Involuntary celebate" shortens to Incel. That's why they made the comment after about getting a bunch of them together online to rile each other up. That's how you get people like the Bondi stabbing incel, people who suck so much they can't get a partner but instead of working to improve themselves in a way that would make them desirable to potential partners they instead just get angry and blame everyone else for their own bad personalities and get violent over it.

​@@Mr.YasQueenugly or unwashed or have very bad personalities.

@@Mr.YasQueen They're not attractive enough to overlook their horrible, entitled, and abusive personality.

Incels aren’t necessarily ugly, they’re just bad at social situations, are awkward, and may often have poor hygiene and live at home in their mom’s basement. But they’re also have that “nice guy” mentality where they think being nice to a girl should earn them a date. Then when they get rejected, they accuse women of only liking assholes and not nice guys and wish for bad things to happen to women who reject them. So they care this underlying hate of women.

@@Mr.YasQueen it's not about being ugly, is about their behavior and the way they treat women

If it exists...😮

*vaporeon intensifies*

Legendary shoutout from the George man.

just wanted to point out that this comment has 34 likes right now while I'm reading it

@@uglyduck3172And I am the 135th like(r).

😅😂🤣

Holy shit, didn't catch that, thank you.

Good spot.

I feel dumb now

That's just me...just all the time.

That's a good summary of the internet

Reminds me of the bar fight scene in Wonder Woman when the Frenchman says "I'm both frightened and aroused" after seeing her slam a guy into the wall.

@@PretendingToBeAHuman I feel conrgyoused all the time

This describes the internet perfectly. Ryan is a genius.

My dad used to say to me: "In our times, all weak stupid idiots were sitting calmly under a rock and weren't able to challange anything or anyone, but today all you can hear is their voice" :)

Yoooo you have an emotional support deamon

@@doublexee what?

@@Spamton123 Their pfp is of a plushie called "the emotional support daemon"

Funny. We need that!

I mean, let's be honest here. Just imagine being the only reasonable person in that specific discussion and you got those 2 people, there's absolutely no way you'd not think about it and use it to its full potential, at that point of the discussion you've already lost all hope in humanity.

Explain it

@@queball685rule 34 of the internet “if it exists there is porn of it”

​@queball685 if it exists, there's porn of it. Rule 34.

​@@queball685 people only talk about Rule 34 but there's a much longer List of Internet Rules

So true it hurts. But i did laugh. Thanks!

melonaide.

Like how Twitter is about complete and total free speech, unless you say something Elon Musk doesn't like, then it's a private business that will ban you at the drop of a hat?

Nope, it's very clear what an objectively bad/evil person is and they absolutely deserve worse, if the internet is the only place they can be called out on their BS because they surround themselves with other hateful toxic ignorant smooth brains IRL then so be it

It's not limited to the internet. That's what mainstream society has become. Bullies everywhere, falsely accusing others of wrongdoing to justify their own terrible behavior.

And sometimes all you need to do to be deemed as a bad person worth being bullied for, is to like a game or a movie that they don't

@@lannamcf True

Yeah yeah yeah!

I'm gonna need you to get ALLLLLLL THE WAY off his back about whether or not he's done a premiere before

@@SBzKillFrenzy Oh, let me get off of that thing!

i'm subscribed and i have all notifications turned on, how come i didn't get notified about this premiere? :(

Oh really!

Well the internet is 90% porn and the AI was trained on data from get this THE INTERNET

@@KORUPTable And then subsequently lobotomised because people were having too much fun seeing what insane stuff they could make AI say and do. Whatever the thing was trained with several years ago is all it knows, with no further learning ability stunting the growth of the potential industry. Machines have trouble with double think so you can't get accurate information while saying a bunch of potential sources and combinations are off limits.

I think they are all the same person

I also thought about that

But that might cause *_EMOOOOOOOTIONAL DAAAAAMAGE!!_* But hey, that's just a theory... _mmmmmy_ theory! Thank you for watching.... watching the words in text form in the comments room we're making the comments in. Stay weird fam.

That would mix the Ryanverse with our reality and cause the multiverse to implode.

Also, just always referring to it as plural. Gotta love the Internets

I make sure I keep the www. before all addresses. It’s especially annoying when telling someone about a site

I remember when people started doing that. Sounds much better than the people who tried to make "The Internet of Things" into a thing. But then they started calling everything "the Web" confusing it with the entire internet.

I call it is still call it; peeep ding ding krgrrr beeeep

I miss those horrific sounds and my 8kb speeds. Much more of an adventure back then.

Oh yeah, he forgot to mention all the conspiracy theories.

@@daviderwin4705 You missed the "misinformation" and "I don't want anything that challenges my thought" parts I guess

Low likes and top comment 👏👏👏

Is this in reference to his newborn kid?

@@nathanielromero7660 yezzir

so his child was born? that is truly great news to hear(or read, as we are in yt's comment section)!

@@PepecoHub it is! Healthy little girl, wishing him and his family all the best

I'm surprised that I had to scroll down so far to see this. Good job, Do! Congratulations, Ryan!

Honestly, most of it sounded more like the focus group that gave us social media, rather than the internet as a whole. Still funny though.

@@laurencefraser Not only social media. The dude that says the internet keeps looking for naked people doesn't have much time to chat on social media. ;)

There was no singing though.

Really? I was thinking it's tight!

Or gaping, depends on your preference

Unfortuntately very few people really take advantage of The Internet and simply use it as a way to access social media, and think that's The Internet.

Internet port existed long before social media.

💀

Coming? 😏

Oooh, coming early is TIGHT!

So original.

@@RobertTVillain Oh very gross!!!

Involuntarily celibate -- is that what incel means? Learn something new all the time Pervert Ryan is always, uh, interesting

oh i love chai tea! 😂

"Chai tea?!" "Chai" means "tea", bro! You're saying "tea tea!" Would I ask you for a coffee-coffee with room for cream-cream?!

@@Plastic_fork1 well, do you WANT a coffee coffee with room for cream cream? lol

@@Plastic_fork1 is it different than chamomile tea or matcha tea or ginger tea or pine needle tea? If the answer is yes, that's why the distinction is made

I think it's the first of many.

@@carloxjimenez458 yeah hopefully!

Why is everyone calling it a premiere? What did Ryan say where?

@AnonymOus-ss9jj he did a premier for the video. Essentially a countdown

😲

Hey your a pretty weird guy

I mean, that surely seems to be the case, considering people use abominable intelligence to create *exclusively* naked people for the Internet. Also, hentai. But Vulcan sais that is considered art so that's not the same thing I guess.

Naked android maids. Brotha.

By 2034 the AI will be watching us get undressed. Oh, maybe they already are.

​​@@JS-rv3et Google gave me the option to translate your comment. It turned into: Naked android match. Broth. 😂😂😂

I read that last one originally as 'collecting naked AI walruses'. I was very puzzled. And very intrigued.

@@lawrencechesneau Mother AI doesn't judge nor discriminate, you can have bots of anything you want! Mother bless you poor soul..

Damn. I read this and had to go and look and now I'll never be able to not see it any time I watch one of his videos.

Shooouussh

Pre-emptive

😂

😔

Uncomfortable or angry and aroused?

Uncomfortable?

Al Gore and Bill Clinton definitely wanted an easier way to look at naked people.

As Sartre said "Hell is other people"

And made america great again

Except they were already politicians