Oh my God, he actually confirmed the Clone theory and the Cannibal child was arrested and put into a room! This is a proof Ryan listens to his fans, and that's why we all love him! Congratulations on 1 million Ryan, you made all our lives brighter and funnier!
@@judaiyuki5597 Look up "The first guy to be king" he has a little son (Character of Ryan) that keeps saying "Blood!" "Blood!" And some of the community started calling him cannibal child lol it's a funny character
*Someone knocks on his door* "Hey, you're the guy that delivered my shiny gold rectangle." "That's me. I'm the shiny rectangle delivery person." "That's great, but why are you here now?" "Well, we checked and you've lost a few subscribers and you're now below 1 million." "Oh geez. So.....What, you've come to take it back?" "We've come to take it back." "Oh, that seems excessive." "Well, it IS a shiny gold rectangle. We can't just give that to anybody in the mere thousands of subscribers." "Even though I'm literally at..." *checks his phone quickly* "At 999,997 subscribers? The apartment next to me has more people living in it than the numbers I need." "I don't know what to say, it's a shiny gold rectangle that says you have a million subscribers and you don't. It's lying right now, and we can't have that." "You know I could just put out another short video real quick and get the numbers back up, would that be OK?" "We could wait, but we won't." "Harsh." *Shrugs* *Subscriber Video Guy's phone dings.* "Oh, look at that. I just got myself up to a million subscribers again." "Oh. I guess I should leave now." "That would be great." *Delivery Guy's phone dings as he's leaving.* "Hey, you just lost a dozen more subscribers." "Dang it."
@@hirandompeopled4968 Well, he DOES need to know ASAP to make sure people who don't deserve their shiny rectangles anymore, don't keep them a minute longer than necessary.
John Journalist - See, this is why we love this guy. He does not skimp on any humor. It’s a passing moment that most people won’t see, but he still worked hard to add some extra humor just for us. Ryan George is a very generous man. Thank you.
You're just begging for the thing to be said aren't you? Well I'm not gonna say it... that would be ... 😁 Edit.. oh nevermind someone already said it in another comment ... Sigh
Congrats. My 8 year old daughter and I love your material, and for awhile now if I tell her that something will be hard to do, she comes back with, "Not hard at all, barely an inconvenience."
I absolutely read the entire article about the child cannibal being put in a room, filler filler, lmao, subscribe. It was not wasted time at all! Thank you for all you do to make life on this spinning dust ball of drama and pain more amusing and enjoyable. 😁👍
This is what I hope for the post-4th industrial revolution tbh. Everyone doesn't have to work and can just find their own thing they enjoy doing. I have yet to see a comedian like him that could do this for the long haul without enjoying it. Without the internet he would probably be working somewhere at a comparatively much less fulfilling job.
I was going to say that he's not, but then I remembered he was sent to prison in Canada, not the United States, so he's probably is getting a lot more psychiatric help there.
That would be complicated because it would be my people don't like your people, yeah well, my people don't like your people. Then they both go back and say "Did you hear what they said about you?"
Ryan just keeps getting better & funnier: considering that's from a startpoint of excellent it's really sayin' something. Also, great way to show just how idiotic day-to-day life nowadays actually is. Thanx bro.
@@siruno6024 Yeah, a real *tough* inconvenience, too! Like, I had to make a number of videos that people actually like, meaning I had to put like, actual effort into them...
@Ygor Nizamoeddin that meme died so long ago! And you repeated it!I never thought I could see a joke so unfunny in my life. I make funnier jokes than that!
As an Indian from asian continent,your sketch comedy and pitch meeting really reached me and your way of expressing social issues also ,hopefully You will reach even more higher steps in life🤝🤝
I actually prefer this to pitch meetings now. Pitch Meetings are starting to feel very alike in every video. Still watch them and enjoy them but at least here on his own channel we get videos that seem more varied and creative somehow. Love both honestly.
That would be awesome. I have notifications on for Screen Rant just for the pitch meetings but keep getting "X things you never noticed about bla bla bla...."
Wake up, RU-vid, promote yer man properly. His content is only getting better, it's wholesome, it's intelligent, it's current, it's truthful. And we want a 2mil sub video.
@@yoshihmoto Ryan used the time mechine to go into the future where there was cloning and went back in time to ruler the world and bring civilization into the future "first person to be king" "first person to build a house" He's behind the reason we arnt still cave people Ruan time traveled to the future and came back with knowledge on how to move the world forward
Love ur channel bro. Best shit to watch on a smoke break at work. I work in customer service and people are the worst I’ve decided. So watching these makes me feel good inside and puts away those scary urges. Lol
Truly touching: “Now what? / What’s next?” are the questions every achiever faces on that pinnacle moment. For the rest of us, the ones still climbing something, Ryan helps remind us that we need to think beyond. Thanks, Ryan.
The fact that he has a clone storage room...this is a man who actually listens to his fans and the "Ryanverse" theory. I freaking love it! Your the man Ryan! Don't ever stop.
@DECLAN COOPER What’s wrong with that? I mean I know clones are a bizarre thing, but are you trying to say there’s 117 rooms of clones? Or what’s the problem?
Or used a mouse.... Or their voice... blah blah blah but 'ey. I really don't expect people to use logical or lateral thinking anymore. That's right, everyone does what you do. So keep going....
Actually this cinematic universe is a continuation of The Leftovers, just that this time all the humans have disappeared, except for Ryan, who now repopulates the earth with clones, rediscovers previously common concepts and tries to keep the entertainment industry running with new movie ideas, because being a multitude of the same and only remaining being on earth is actually super depressing.
