The Horrors of Incel Gooners 

I’ve reached goontosis 🕴️

Not buying anything

papa meat oiled up for three million subs

My guy can you please tell me what song is playing at 0:45? I wanna work out to it

Nothing against füm, but this seems like the perfect video for bad dragon to be involved 🤭

He’s serving

Meaty is 8/10 👍 Those monstrosities are far beneath him

I think he's like half Mexican or something

CRINGE

Straight moggin on us with them curls

Not just young people but everyone. Social media is the worst thing to happen to humans.

I've got a Facebook that an ex girlfriend made for me almost 20 years ago. I've never used it other than tracking a couple buddy's down over the years. I watch RU-vid..and that's about the closest I get to the shit. Media already fucked everything up...social media took it to a new level.

@@tylersays-I started deleting all of mine. I seriously can’t handle the bullshit that’s constantly being spewed on there

@@NotAdultingTodayya its everyone.. i see more brain dead adults. ( not young like 50-60) on tiktok going brain rot dub.. its everyone.

This started way before social media. It's how beauty & hygene product companies make money. 🙄 And yes ofc, social media makes it worse.

Right. It's a product of neurotic thoughts, which are traditionally more common in woman, but in the recent past men have become more neurotic as well. I would guess that the biggest difference between male neuroticism and female neuroticism lies in the tendency for men to be drastic and direct. Woman wear makeup and eat less. Men take human growth hormone and hit themselves in the face with a hammer. Much like how suicidal thoughts cause woman to attempt suicide through poisoning, but causes men to shoot themselves with a twelve Gauge. (or go on a killing spree ending in a suicide.)

Oh it's still on there, it's just under tags written as L33t, so they can get around censors. You can also just find these posts - you can just stumble across this shit

and maybe with the same amount of misandry yet

I can’t believe that’s a thing and they called it “starvemaxxing” of all things. Like call it what it is, anorexia

They still do that, it's just a bigger community on twt now. Also it's mostly just a safe space to talk about their EDs, you don't see people spreading around tips as much anymore. That was about people who had genuine Eating Disorders/were mentally ill though... not really comparable.

I actually like those eyes better than the supposed positive eyes. It genuinely makes you look friendly and approachable, not vulnerable. Those eyes are the eyes of someone I would ask to help walk me home, someone I would trust.

@@naheleshiriki5496 no trust anyone they try to get you (insane murmurs)

@@naheleshiriki5496 A white knight you would never fuck with. If you looked for a strong man you would change your tastes.

Me too, my man. Me too…

WHAT'S A GOON TO A GOBLIN

Right

Or a Batman villain's.

....or was a wrestler.....who was also a hockey player.

Apparently a skin care routine is only something women do 🤷🏾‍♂️

You’d be surprised how unmotivated guys are

Toxic masculinity, lack of empathy, homophobia, transphobia, and racism is deeply, deeply ingrained in American male culture. They really need some more whimsy in their lives!

And yeat most men age way better than women because they specifically do not put the products that are supposed to stop aging but actually make it 10x worse.

​@@FelineVillain since when do men age better lmao that notion is ridiculous

Ikr, the beauty industry & puas found a new target demographic. First it was the lack of education & fathers, now this bs.

It goes back way before that lol

I really really hope people aren't doing that.

You'd think the juices would be salty, but they tend to sweeten as they age. I prefer a fine 18 day aged munting specimen.

I feel like it's something made to mock these people rather than a genuine thing (even though I'm sure there are people who have done it unfortunately). Sort of like how "Sigma male" stuff spawned to parody alpha culture, where you're a deliberately immoral idiot, contrarian, narcissistic sociopath, etc. and it's presented as desirable. Also, the idea that someone would drink embalming fluid out of a corpse's genitals as some indescribable means of improving their appearance is so hilarious and stupid to me that I can't imagine it was spread around in good faith or genuinely.

@@OhPhuckYou im seeing this before I even know what it is and I'm very confused. Will let you know when I find out edit: ...I don't wanna be here no more

​@@reinasherman8009, I'm sure it's an urban legend. Like playing Soggy Biscuit... every teenage boy knows what it is but nobody's ever actually done it ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

How's the forge coming along and have you begun a hole for your mineshaft?

@@familyhessel6024 ME AND MY DWAVEN BROTHERS HAVE JUST MOVED INTO A MOUNTAIN.

Are you a hammer or axe kind of dwarf?

@@LateNightTableCo personally I use a hammer since it’s just a straight up good weapon good against armor and can easily crush one of those fucking knife ears, but its also good for mining

Hamaxe all the way, get the best of both worlds.

and eating disorders

At the bottom is cannibalism, necrophilia, and suicide

Body dysmorphia for sure

and narcissism

The Internet is making people insane

Yeah I don’t know why he put that in since it’s more of a eldritch esc crime than the other things. Maybe because they’re all kinda incel shit but still, you can just get a sex doll. I know the good ones aren’t cheap but it’s probably cheaper and better than a necrophilia charge.

The diseases they can catch from doing that shit as well ew hell nah

I googled Munting and it was just two people jumping on a corpse, i dont know if im going through withdrawl and thats why i feel nausious, but i dont think thats what ur talking about

I know right

😧😂

You can say John Wayne Gacy

​@@krisu3441 nah, ethan has that title

His name is Hunter

LMAO

I think they forgot that that only applies to animated sea creatures.

Omg this made me choke on my root beer 😂😂😂

Literally

That's hilarious!

Meme's are trends now

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We call it fashionframe lol

if these guys could pay to do looksmaxxing like in warframe microtransactions would become macrotransactions

@@Requiem9814 you’re the reason ember prime was running for 1000 plat before the unvault

fashionframing is the best reason to play the game tbf

Don’t forget about what my boy Sanji did to that one guy at sabaody lol

@@kris8569 oh my fucking god yes , the guy who got mistaken for Sanji lmaoooo

*angry hunter voice* "WOMEN" 😂

@@kris8569and the ramen CP9 agent

Squids don't have bones

some? how about all? lol.

Married people are incels, bro.

Though there is an unfortunate side to the incel community that is married men that barely get any from their wives.

@@SnakesBeSnaken if you’re married and still not getting anything you are the saddest of cases

@@noahhecker6672 spoken like someone that's never been married

​@@noahhecker6672 Life gets in the way man, if you can't love someone unless ur fucking constantly that's on you.

True. It's still in the name of looking pretty though!

In the early 2000's we called it Manorexia

How do I carrotmax if I'm also starvemaxxing?

Wait for semi absortpion then pukemaxx the carrots so you dont absorb and caloriemaxx​@@ThatGuy-bh9qh

​@@ThatGuy-bh9qhI think in that case your meant to jelqmaxx the carrots instead

There are only so many attribute points to distribute. . .

Wanting to be attractive makes you dumb?

And it's insecurity maxing.

Self improvement isn’t bad

Person goes to the gym and diets You: intelligence minimizing what do you mean by this

It's really awesome how dudes have just started doing all the shit we used to rag women for. Men and women really are equal.

i do fasting

Bulimia...

Love how many different ways you can repackage eating disorders and mental health issues these days

@@kayhaich Really makes the future seem bright when we keep making the same mistakes but just with no names.

I was edged just now

Have you even eye socket maxxed ur cantil tilt enough to mog back?

Aww

"I got news for ya: that means ya gay!"

He got you! Ha!

...but thats what cringe means

yeah, thats what cringing is?

Broke my arm in two places. Will likely never regain full stretch ability of the elbow. Breaking your bones on purpose is dumb

@@bulkzkk5925 yeah you shouldnt break your bones on purpose that is really stupid good advice bruh

Why would you censor anorexic

Yeah I use munted alot as an Aussie. Same with the C word, no idea what It was thought it was just a swear words until a yank pointed it out on tiktok.

Isn’t it just autoerotic asphyxiation? Then again, most of the zoom terms are born thanks to microplastics and KFC.

munting also mean throwing up from alcohol

In scotland a munter is a really ugly person

Such a beautiful word. “Munt”.

thank you! lol

I'm sure you're a doctor yes, look at all that proof!

Are*

Sounds like a doctor with low SMV 🤷🏽‍♂️ just sayin

@@RadiganMonkeIf he was a Doctor I don’t think he would care to prove it to a random RU-vid commenter.😂

Underrated comment

This comment deserves a pin and if it doesn't get pinned I'm going to threaten to unsubsidized to this channel fr

😅

Winnie the Goon

I think a lot of incels believe that changing their personality or attitude is tantamount to defeat or submission, and that if they become more affable or empathetic, the only women who will date them will take advantage of them or cheat on them because they're too "beta." In their minds, I think their mission to become a giga-chad is ultimately a mission to assert total dominance over all social interactions. Afterall, why would a dominant alpha need to change anything when they're so intimidating? In their minds, real men don't ask women to date, they become so alpha and desirable that women feel foolish for *not* being with them, regardless of their personality.

it's crazy how they cannot grasp the concept of be nice make people like you

I hopoe you're not friends with scum like that

S x work should be decriminalized & legalized so they get all that backed-up coom out of their system & it might help them with this.

And it's a shame that a lot of guys then don't understand and get angry and bitter when they see a man that they perceive to have a lower social value in a healthy and rewarding relationship. They feel that they are owed that somehow and don't realize that they're the ones actually hobbling themselves

Hope* hahaha hoooee

Yep, right before MySpace and the rest of the avalanche .👍

I would have rather not seen so much childporn and suicides and gore, though. It was really popular in the mid 00s to post shock images where they don't belong

Same here!

⁠@@SuperRat420 Yeah, out of some of the older Internet/social media stuff that was around at the time, shock content/jump-scare videos are not ones I miss either. Same with those old exploitation videos of people, like the ones where people would film someone with tourettes or having an episode and people filmed it to exploit them. Even though there was a lot of great stuff that came with the freedom to post/say/do anything online, people exploiting and mistreating each other is sadly an aspect of early Internet/social media history that I think is too easily forgotten... 0_0

Didn’t expect to see you here, love the shogun 2 videos

It has roots in eugenics

the majority of lookmaxing his based in eugenics

Gee I wonder why, really does activates my almonds.

@ISHIDDEDANDFARDED kek

I'm assuming you mean phrenology, but yeah, it's all the same garbage

God I relate heavily to this but my experience is a bit different. I spend my entire childhood fat, and then when I hit puberty I thinned out. Got depressed at 15 and went from 6’ 190lbs to 6’2 and 300 lbs by age 18. I spent the next 4 years between 275lbs and 310 lbs and when I turned 23 I decided I was sick of being obese (it was because of a girl as well) I basically starved myself exactly like you did 1000 calories or less a day for about 6 months, I got down to 220 and then got a bit less strict, eating about 1400 cals a day. Then I hit 200lbs, met another girl last November, and kinda stopped caring because she accepts me for me, and I basically went from anorexia back to binge eating and I need to stop because I’m starting to gain weight again. Like where is the balance and how do we find it? I really want to be normal and have a good relationship with food but my mind must be broken from trauma I experienced as a child (whole different story). Anyway sorry for writing an essay, I just related to what you said a lot and I think writing this stuff out can help. I wish you luck brother (or sister) and I do believe in us, we probably just need therapy but that shits expensive 😢

5'10 and 120 pounds is borderline anorexic for a male.

Your problem is women, not food. Your mom was probably not very warm or loving and because you didnt grow up observing healthy women and healthy male/female relationships you have a very unhealthy view of what those relationships should look like.

​@@Frithonor starving yourself is by definition anorexia

Workout

As always, it´s the men who are most obsessed with masculinity that are the most fragile.

A makeover for people who can only understand things in video games terms.

I'll never get over that it worked. If I put a Hawaiian shirt on him, it's Ken. A military vest and now it's GI Joe. If it's a jungle mission, don't even have to change the shorts. I think a lot of little boys just wanted to play with their sister's toys. I remember a cousin once showed up with a GI Joe and a whole box of accessories. Didn't make it the weekend before we ridiculed it right into the trash. His parents were less happy he was throwing away his new Christmas gift but I think deep down they knew we saved him. I don't even think it's a gay thing. I think a little boy playing with dolls is one step away from pluckin' parts off bugs. And we all know what type of movie gets made bout that kid.

@@spencerdunn6933whar?

​@@spencerdunn6933 what is blud yapping about

Bro fr😂

As an orthodontist, I'll tell ya it's not much better than some of the illustrations I've seen for old articles on headgear lol

Beavis has a Chad Jawline anyway. I bet they could make an episode of butthead getting fed up with it and trying to fix his jawline only to have the episode end in them punching each other

@@bentramer682 xD

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You gotta start mewing ASAP brother or you're gonna be jelqmaxxing to make up for it

Did you see the same title as me?

I became a man so i could watch this vid for you papa

Same team

Same 😂

Heads plural? You a hydra?

​@@bardofboars7226Any species can watch :)

@@bardofboars7226 Hydra, nah. We're gorgons.

that just means your one of dah bois

Discord is for kids.

​@@traionjones711were all kids, you included

Psychological **

@@Burialofagod I'm referencing a meme and my usage of the word "psychic" was very deliberate, thank you.

I had an open bite and they installed a palate extender. I had it removed a week in, wtf. Not only was it agonizing but I couldn’t eat or talk properly.

@@bonkersdonkers7381same here it was agonizing to have in my mouth constantly and had very little effect in the end. I pray for everyone who has to go through that…

acceptingyourselfmaxing

A lot a looksmaxing is dangerously close to eating disorder and thats fcking worrying

Beautiful

thats called anorexia

@@munbrazeh6700 Agreed and it's why I think one of the best tools you can have whenever you begin a quest for self-improvement is to have a good support network. I don't regret losing the weight but I do regret how I did it because if I just asked my family & friends for guidance maybe I wouldn't have thought the only way I could have achieved my goal was to eat only 1100 calories a day while working out 2 hours a day, 7 days a week.

My mom used to be a children’s doctor and a mother with her young son came in to see her one day and the little boy was straight up orange. He just loved carrots and would eat them with every meal + snacks. No tan there lol

lmao exactly carrot yellow is not a healthy colour 😂 the colour of sickness actually

Arm lengthening surgery dropping when???

@@henotic.essence arm lengthening surgery is already available. It's basically the same technique as the leg one but for your arms

What a space stretch

T rexes are the goal.

We all know t rex is ultimate sex appeal

I've helped a family member recover from TWO knee surgeries. Not worth it!!

Did he watched some sleep deprived episodes?

​@@stonypony8297shut up

Alpha M? 😂

“What’s up gentlemen! Today…we’re gonna talk about mewing, but first!…(tiege hanley promo)”

Leather jackets are hot

Vitamin a overdose.

I had a neighbor with a little girl who believed that Loony Runes would never lie about what animals ate. She fed her rabbit nothing but carrots & it turned into an Oompa Loompa.

@@LikaLaruku lmaooo funny enough when i was 5 i tried to be like the Tasmanian Devil and started running in circles to create a twister, but I ran into a wall and cracked my head

Idiot you coulda been an ultra Chad.

You were fine jeeez .. just ahead of the curve #staymewing

I let a medical professional skin me and then sew the gaps back together so I can look PERFECT!

@@carlpanzram7081 as god intended.

Haircuts are also temporary

so you are acknowledging how stupid it is to think that pulling your skin around your eyes is going to change it's shape, buy then you actually defend bad believe it changes your skin.

​@@paulogaspar8295the shape of your eyes are determined by your bone so yeah only surgery can change that, or at least filler. Skin gets wrinkles with age and many other factors including stretching it.

massaging with the fingers or any cold stone works the same tho,

I would very much like to be less gooey yes.

Absolutely.

Social media has made so many things worse

It's really the trad/masc "self help guru" and pua's who are doing this. People who minimize incel issues by suggesting there isn't a serious disparity in lookism directed at men vs women, that it's all in men's heads and they just need a shower and the right attitude, are part of the problem Anti-incels generally have nothing to contribute to any conversation on gendered issues. At this point, dismissing the black pill is even more embarrassing than believing in the pay gap

It's the same as the ones taking advantage of women's lack of self confidence too like they just take advantage of our literal deep inner thoughts yo. Stuffs gotta stop

Males: *sobbing at their fate* Females: First time?

Or alternatively, you're now practicing "scowlmaxing".

Almost puked while hearing the definition.

It's not even "munting" it's munging and has been on Urban Dictionary for decades

Like me after watching the 1987 German horror movie Nekromantik for the very first time.

JOE MAMA

I honestly believe that I was a happier person before I learned all these cursed expressions.

I’m 20 and this shit is kinda obscure to me I knew most of the stuff in the video but there were a few that are newly learned thanks to meat

They’re friends irl; he definitely used it humorously

Everything that increases neurotic throughs will have that effect. You can take a perfectly healthy person and just make them incredibly anxious and pessimistic and then they will automatically show patterns of behavior we associate with certain pathologies. Negative self thought is the most prominent one. If took someone perfectly healthy but you manage to make them only think negatively about themselves, they will instantly act extremely mentally ill. Since everything you experience is a product of yourself in a way, and everything around you is seen by you only as it exists relative to you, if you hate yourself, EVERYTHING becomes a source of anguish. When I was feeling my worst, even seeing a happy couple enjoying their life on a beautiful day would cause me to want to end it. Like, seeing a pretty butterfly would make me incredibly sad.

thats not real.

He really is tho

Right?? There’s a certain quality about him. Not just his great personality and humor.

U gay

@@JS-ol4dxyes i am and hunter is hot

bro ur tweaking he is at most a 4 but he would be good looking if he lost some weight

Wendigoon rubbed one off on Hunter?

​@@alexanderaflalo4128 Wendigooner